 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How are you James? Everyone doing well. What a week. It was Sports we had a huge company week. We can't say word about it. We can't say we're just tried nothing came out Been cracking my jaw a lot it hurts. It's hard to do and then it does feel good for a tiny second, but now I've Successfully cracked it so much I find myself just searching for cracks all the time like got it Now I'm satisfied. I throw it back to you pass back to me. It goes Jake Can you tell us about the sports Jim? One of the big ones the Super Bowl is set. They played the championship games. We did a live stream last night That was fun. Look at that highlight. I'm rich your Cincinnati bangles have finally done it 33 years you've been waiting for this and they are pacing Trevor plus Rams huge Huge I can't wait like we were excited to see a simulation a bangle versus a ram that will happen I think bangle would win it, but I'm not sure the size of the bangle Is it like bigger than a ram or is it a little scary cat? I feel like it's athletic like it's somewhere in between No, when they start off the ram bangle fight simulation, it'll start with the ram getting like a money blow in Dude bangles are huge. What am I talking about? What are they like fitting the tigers like what you think about? Yeah, so bangles are gonna be a bro. I'll see you tigers Cincinnati bangles Jim. Hello. Hello McFly next topic Jake Jim I'll let you know about the next topic We're going to almost a breakdown kind of sports here kind of a bad selly kind of a moment Something every sports fan likes when the ball breaks when the equipment fails when the backboard shatters We're gag show When the when Johnny Damon breaks his bat pants rip No, this is cool though. Ty Nelson aka Kid Nelly. Oh, you don't like that name What is what is well? What do you think his birth name is? Ty Nelson Nelson? No, it's Ty Nelson Aka Kid Nelly takes a shot hits the the corner pipe job playing chimes puck breaks in half This has happened before obviously like nothing is new But I've never seen it and the cool part is one piece almost hits the ref And the other just trickles across the goal line and doesn't go in He wants a goal even though no part of the puck went in The rule is the full puck has to cross over to be a goal So if you break the puck with your shot, it's a bad strategy because there's no way you can score a goal So it was a bad strategy by Ty Nelson aka the Kid Nelly 17 year old for the north bay battalion He blew it and you mentioned this he kind of celebrates like he thinks it's a goal and at no moment At no moment is it anywhere close. So that's where I hate Ty Nelson Nelson He's a good kid. Where's he from? Ontario 17 year old hockey player from Ontario is punk No, he's a rose by Kid Nelly. He's a real good kid. He's a shit He's a kid technically a kid and what else? Oh More sports jim before you tell me about the more sports jake. Can you tell me a little bit about noom? Just joking. I'll tell you jim. I can tell you about my friends experience you personally Yes, you already blew your new year's goals. So we got to get you back With noom to get your mind right and your body right and your goals right I'm buying smaller clothes. So I eventually I'll fit into them That's not what noom recommended But the rest of the stuff they recommend and it will help me I found a picture of two rams fighting in Bengal, India the most important sporting event in the year 150 years ago the olympics They start this week. Yeah, I know you're shocked to be finding that out from the weekly dump I don't know man winter olympics are here And it won't matter at all and it's 15 hours ahead and we're kind of going to know everything Yeah, fix the olympics for me personally Uh, what's happening is one it needs to be spread out. So it you plan for and it sneaks up on you This snuck up on me in a bad way and the coverage was so bad during the summer olympics that I'm just like disappointed in the coverage for this I already know it's going to be bad not a joke. Yeah, my mom said she said this over christmas that lasts olympics She got sad that I was never going to be an olympian Not she said that in a not joking way. Did you know this was a dream everyone at the table Does she know this was a dream of did you know this was a dream of hers? No, but here's how she connected the dots. She goes. Well, you know, you just always like sports so much I thought it could be in the cards for you jim. I know the olympics are big But this is genuinely bigger to society and yourself An appellation apple hunter. Let's run that backpack an appellation apple hunter has run that backpack Has saved 1200 heritage apples from extinction your guy tom brown. I mean This is a great story. This is a great story 79 year old tom brown He went to like an apple farm and he was like, I never heard of these apples Where are you getting these from and the apple farmer was like, well, these are not In fashion anymore. I saved these and he was like, how did you save him? He's like, well, you just find local growers And they've been are not around since the 17th century. So I this is a good There's a good quote by tom brown who'd saved all the apples. He said in his voice Or oh, we have the audio. Here we go. Yeah, hold on. Wait, we're finding the audio. This isn't his quote There's one quote in the article. But I don't that's not the quote. I want to this audio sounds bullshit Oh, it's it's in bold It's the only sentence in bold on the whole damn thing right above the only quote the sentence in brown was looking for a retirement hobby And began to track down heirloom varieties. I can't wait to be looking for my Retirement hobby. I'm so jealous of old men. They're like, what am I gonna do now? His quote that jake wants me to read is Saving an apple from the brink of extinction is the miraculous feeling little teenage girl in tom brown. That's how giddy is It's incredibly rewarding and incredibly addictive is giddy tom brown on tick tock He hunts all the apples and he saves them all apples taste different. It's bizarre. I love apple picking Picture of me apple picking if you go to my instagram, I have a featured highlight, which is just Apple picking reviews and it's me taking a bite out of a different kind of apple and just letting you know My thoughts on it As you guys know, we had a secret mission last week the entire company was involved And that is why the employee of the week this week is everybody Everybody that works at john boy media. We could give Our employee the month it's been a while Oh, who would get that zack still won't shut up about winning employee of the year run them ragged He's in the room right now the womb Do you say womb? Or room you got news for us jakes with child That was a weekly time Today's episode was brought to you by noom if you want to stick to your new year's resolution in 2022 You can get a free noom evaluation and a seven day trial when you use our link at noom.com John boy. It's a new year. It's time to take control of your health with noom Once again, click the link in the description or go to noom.com slash john boy to get a free evaluation and a seven day Trial it's an app that uses a combination of psychology technology and human coaching to help meet your personal health and wellness goals See just walk onto farms and it's like Smells like you got apples And then they're like, yeah, and he's like what kind They're like, we don't know And then he holds up a magnifying glass and you're like, that's a black wine chap That hasn't been around in 300 years And then he's like Another one saved and then goes to the next house. What's his process? I kind of need to know. It's not that