 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb middle camera Good one two three The love affair happening between cousins center of the table gross and not in his nephew. How are you Jim? It's not about me unfortunately You're in it man. You got a vacation coming up your car got stolen. How are you doing? I'm on vacation right now as they watch this So hopefully I'm doing really good playing on the little kids water part Seven kids down slides not catching them. Which one's this? Oh, here's guy. Here's this guy Squeeze him James gonna beat some kids up. That's my goal. I want him to dominate the like three-year-old Water slide place as a one-year-old three-year-old. Well, he's one, but I'm gonna dominate all three-year-olds I had goals man. Well, he beats up his cousins already. He's a lunatic your cousins are soft Let's talk about the sports. What do you got Jim huge games this weekend? Let's talk about what's important Guardians manager Terry Francona We met him Terry Francona had his scooter stolen and you're more sus than a bus on this Yeah, the story is good the video is good the police give him it's all good The police give him his scooter back if you don't know he rides his scooter everywhere He rides it from his apartment to the stadium game on game days. I like that so you could see him There's clips of him having it on the field before the game and so because Terry Francona has no rules and that's fair No rules and that's fair. He shouldn't he left it Outside his apartment while he was gone or something came back for a fan fest and so where's my scooter? And the cops were like we'll find it right and then found it rather quick Feels a lot like this. You know how you say I got towed recently Feels a lot like right Cleveland police did not realize whose scooter they saw outside of apartment and just locked it up Oh, yeah, we found it in some homeless park and it was cleaner. Okay cops were putting that up Hey, we're like, oh shit. Hey Joe that's scooter you took in less. It was that oh man There's been no arrests made no, it's cleaner. They just deliver it and it happened like that Maybe it's maybe it was like a rookie initiation like oh your cop. Why don't you steal that scooter? You stole Terry Francona scooter. That's like the most valuable asset in Cleveland. He loves that scooter. He loves that scooter Jim what's this almost a breakdown that's going through the streets another spin on a story that the headline here is man Struggles to lift stolen gorilla statue into pickup truck and if you watch the video. Yes, he pulls up his pickup truck He gets out he's just wearing a mask. He's wearing gloves. He's on a caper He's a thief on caper a caper isn't that like a heist I think those are like on French dishes two different things nice and he's got cutters So he cuts the gorilla free because the gorilla was changed enters and then he picks up the gorilla also two terms Cutter pitch. Yeah cutter people are cutting line cutters puts the gorilla into the truck bed And you kind of gently like twist it lez it down make sure the head doesn't get hit He didn't struggle at all. Yeah in his head executed it perfectly He executed this perfectly and I think that's how the police are trying to track him down, right? They make the headline man struggles. This guy's not gonna stay silent, right? He's gonna be like I Didn't struggle at all, right? Gotcha going to some of the local brew poops local brew poops. He's telling people in there Yeah, that's police work one-on-one. I didn't struggle found a dead body Yeah, the guy cut off all the hair It looks like he also sneezed on the body and then the murderers like I didn't sneeze on nobody and the where it Arrested is that hair where it got me was it looked like there was gonna be a struggle because he flips the gorilla And I thought he was gonna do the like flop it in the bed of the truck and the truck does the like He just lets it down gently no struggle from this man better down gently What's he doing with that gorilla statue? Can we get back to the sports shake and let's keep it baseball? Related. Yeah, it's a big baseball. I have football. There's only one more game left One of the best closers in baseball history Arkansas State for a year Maybe Collin Stone who's a big warehouse competitor for a stoner one. You may know his uniform You make flurry power. We brought him back to do a challenge. She hit 103 on the gun from 50 48 feet which the math comes out to about what buck 20 45 to the actual home plate 47 feet to the strike zone. Yes, I got buck 20 120 mile per hour reaction time And we did and people chime in these balls move a lot You saw it already pop out of my hand from that distance moving the washer hand We didn't make a lot of contact Joe's McFly accidentally did any one and people are wondering if he's dog shit or not He did three times. He made contact. It was pretty scary the first pitch to Kenobi. Oh scared for where we are That's scary. We had some people in the comments that kind of called us losers and we're not Why don't you take that with you point counterpoint man? Collins pitches were so hard and curvy like your Roman wiener go to Roman. Thanks Roman for curving it up The not sports is exciting J But you don't like this story. It's an animal story an animal that I don't think the animal is suffering So according to the story this raccoon the animal suffering this raccoon had its testicles Frozen to a railroad track and was just sitting there staring at the oncoming trains I tried tugging at its nuts and they're frozen and then these two Humans came along and they said I poured water under his bottom While a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt. He jumped off the rail ran in the woods never looked back So the not grateful the raccoon for being saved So I was wondering if there's some kind of kinky role play that the raccoon was doing with another raccoon kind of damsel in distress situation and the human Ruined it so you missed the guy's name that saved the raccoon. It was obviously Neil Mullis Rate that name three wait hold on Neil Mullis three two one two and a half. Yeah, it's not great Neil's funny at the end of the day Mullis, I mean almost a zero if your first name is Neil your last name has to do a lot of Mullis yeah, my god mr. Mullis sounds you go save raccoons at the railroad track if you're Neil Mullis this guy put him there You think Neil Mullis stuck that raccoon doing to get his nuts that raccoons Gonads he was just peeing all over his balls on the railroad track. Yeah hot He was just trying to test out the cold temperature on his swimming swimming It was negative 12 degrees like he had a sip of water and then like he pivoted his balls clipped the water on the way out Relatable First timer, I'm not sure maybe maybe and a Hernandez Amanda on the sales team brought in a big deal not like something what you've been asking and chasing not like a big No, not like a like oh you save the company and pay these people now like no something cool hit tracks Who hit the ball the hardest now we'll know and now we'll see and better times for you and me enjoy therapy Hello That was a weekly time Today's episode was brought to you by Roman Valentine's Day is coming up And if you want to have better sex got to go to Roman because Roman addresses a variety of sexual needs for men They can help you last four times longer in bed with their swipes They have medicine that helps achieve and maintain a stronger erection. 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