 Come on, no, that is far too big. Wait, do you think he's as small as I am? Would you please hurry up? I think I'd rather be stuck outside again than be standing here like this for hours. Hold on, Patrick. Cos he is known for having quite a long one, so... Yeah, you've got me there. Let's compromise, middle then, immediately. What? What was the point of me standing here then? Reference? Oh, I do hope you're joking, because I look nothing like that big-eared, big-nosed, side-burned twat. Oh, to be fair, I thought he was quite... Well, pick it up then. Oh, wait, you're not going to, cos... I thought cos you're at the top of the credit list out of the three of us that you... Jamie, I thought you'd understand by now. I'm the one hiding, and if that's Pertwee on the phone, and I answer it, he knows that I've been staying with you and not keeping to our arrangement. Goodness sake, answer the phone. Good point. Jamie, pick it up. Hey, you're the lady of the house. Why don't you pick it up? Oh, just someone pick it up. All right, all right. Well, great. You're an idiot. Any luck? Let me try again. Pick it up, quick. No, no, hold on. I just did it. It's Victoria's town. Just pick up that damn phone. Stay hung up. I'm going to make some tea. Oh, splendid. Could you make me one, too? Yeah, of course. Fine. Hello. Is this Victoria or Jamie? I usually prefer talking to the ladies. You understand? Oh, you're speaking? Code. It means Victoria that we're being invaded by unconvincing aliens, and we need to get as many doctors together as possible. So if you could get Trouton from whatever hole he happens to be sleeping in, then get him here, and it'd be dandy. What was that about? Another adventure, unfortunately. Oh, can we not, though? Forget the tea, Victoria. We're on our way out. Oh, that's good, then, because I forgot we don't have a kettle. Anyway, let's go.