Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011
Hey yall theres a brand new dance sweeping the nation. This dance aint for everybody. Just the self absorbed people its called the Cry Baby.
When you got a crappy show and your ratings are low do the cry baby do the cry baby
When your face looks like a ham And you get punched by William Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
When you say youre on a trail But youre really getting tail Do the cry baby do the cry baby
When those mother truckers wont leave Brittany Spears alone Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
Its always beneficial to cry When youre in the public eye Its so fun to watch celebrities suffer So baby turn on the cameras and blubber When the ASPCA Wont let you give your dogs away Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
When youre thanking the lord for some meaningless award Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
Break it down
All right ladies. Now its time to show you all how to do the crybaby dance Dont make me call the Waaaaambulance.
Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes stomp your feet Turn and repeat
Now show your tears to the camera So everyone can see just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity Im sorry all you crybabies if Im being too hard on you Cus you know when Im home and I watch T.V. alone I sometimes do the crybabay toooo
Like when Frodo leaves the shire and said goodbye to Sam Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam The first time I saw the movie Lost in Translation Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman Narration When the dudes wife died in the movie Up Or the first time I saw two girls one cup Or that commercial Sarah McLaughlin and the dogs and cats The way they look in the camera... I cant take that. I need a minute