 Speaking of coming, J.O.N., play me some pimpin', man. Immediately, man, play me some pimpin'. The streets are in need of musical instruments, J.O.N. Bring me back. Oh, we're coming like a journey or something, in the rain for us, baby. Play that USDA. That's when white people get lost in the hood right there. It's so tropical. I love it. What? You can just start throwing random shit on that plate right there. Like, I come from the land down under. What? I come from the land down under. What is going on over here? I'm going to talk to you. Anything on this plate. Any of the white people. All of the white people's souls going. You sound Jamaican. Street dreams are made of you. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world in the seven seas. Everybody's looking for something. I want to see you. Some of them want to see you. I know that's fine. Some of them want to be miss you. Especially niggas. The older ones. What do you mean? She ain't wrong probably. No, older guys. They want you to break the back. They motherfucker ass. And kick them in the nuts. What? Put them shoes on about you. Come here and stomp my nuts. What? What? He comes and comes and stomp my nuts. Like what? Stand on my nuts. Oh no, this is crazy. Stand on my nuts. Stand on my nuts. Oh my gosh, what? You heard enough. I didn't. He said it and I said they do. You said that old dudes want to be abused. You don't think all the niggas want to be... You don't think when you get old you're going to want to be abused? No, I can't say no. Because technically I'm an old nigga. Okay. I thought that I was still just like a middle-aged black man. But then I was alerted that since it's not a lot of black men, I was everything. Oh, you old? Because it's not a lot of people that make it past 21. Yeah. Ain't that fucked up? Yeah. We old before our time? Yes. Prematurely old. We missing the generation of black men. So we had to step up. So I'm technically like middle-aged, but I have to represent for an old nigga demographic that ain't there. So... That's fine. I know you'd be liking them words and shit. Mm-hmm. I studied. I went on your page just to see what type of lady you might be. And oh my god. Yeah, but you bringing out a different side in this interview I see. What type of side are you on? I don't know. What's your problem? Because I know you got a lot of strong opinions. Sometimes I just be wanting to get your opinion over it. Really? Something I've been needing you to pop up and be like, tell me what the fuck going on in Ukraine and shit. How you feel about it? Okay. Mm-hmm. Are you serious? Are we live? We're just warming up. Oh, we warming up? I'm just getting my vocals together. You know, these are rhetorical questions. Let me get my vocals together. La, la, la, la, la, la. Before we get started, I got to let you know you look amazing today. Thank you. Thank you. You too, too. I like how you look. You look like one of them niggas that just came fresh home from jail, ready to slay that dick. I know the type of niggas that you like. That's what I'm doing. Got my own clothes on. I like that. I love that. Yeah, you feel loose, bro. Ooh. You got some thug draws on? Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, they still got it. They been doing the last thing though. For real? I haven't had that in a long time. I know them. I've been dating them. What you been up to, though? Just out here working. You know, my thing. Stayin' low key. No, no. See, you don't even know I live here. How the fuck am I supposed to do that? Don't nobody know. Don't nobody know that I live here. You just told me. That's how low key I am. You told him that, though. Yeah. Damn. You cool with it now. You put a reef in? Mm-hmm. Yes, you is. Mm-hmm. But what you is? Black. And what else? I love that for you. Yeah, I know this show I mixed. Yeah, I ain't mixed up. Not nobody we can see. All right. I'm gonna mix that. My mom was black. My dad is nigga. By a mad nigger as you say. Wait. What's the difference between black and nigga? I never, never hope. I never do that. My dad is a nigga on the rocks. This is crazy. Never hold track. Where are my phones? This mine? No, that's mine. So where's the one that was over here? No, I was... I don't... One thing about it, I don't go through niggas phones. Y'all go through mines. I'll let a nigga do what he did. Oh, yes, you would. You ain't even had this type of pussy, so you don't know what the fuck you would do. You ain't never had no cat like mine. So you don't know what you would do in life. Absolutely. Yeah, like niggas always tell me what they wouldn't do. There's got people going through phones. What you got them to do? Keeping. Yeah, you... That's what y'all say online, them little memes. All of you got the type of pussy that's gonna make me go crazy, keep it. Okay, I'll be trying to keep it. But y'all call me and tell me to put my pussy on the phone, or leave my pussy on the dresser. That's what niggas live. What is you doing that's making niggas do all this? Who told you to leave it on the dresser? Like, he wants you to put the pussy like... Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. In 23, and the 85 South Show is responsible for a 3% increase in black child birth. Come on, let's go. For the black community, the Bus Drivers Association of America, they had their annual meeting in December, and this might not mean shit to y'all, but they brought us up. What the... This is our number one show, amongst people who need something to do at work. Yes. These are small accomplishments, but to me, they mean so much. Do you know that we are the number one podcast watch in the Strip or Locker rooms? You don't, but I... Come on, man. America Runs on 85 South. America Runs on 85 South. And today, I feel like we have a very special treat. Come on. Not just a guest, but a guest. Oh, this is a treat. This is a treat. This is somebody that I hold in a very high regard. She speaks things, and she stands on them. This lady is bold. This lady is courageous. Come on. This lady is a trendsetter. Come on. This lady has created her own lane. And stayed over there and did her motherfucking thing with it. I'm proud of her because I watched all her movies and everything she said was true. Movies. I've never... These are movies to me. At my house, we're white. Them kids, I'm the only king. I don't have no vacation with you. I'd have seen you do things. I'd have seen you do things. Everybody know Benny, honey. But today, we got Suki on this trap. Come on, today. Come on. Suki with the good. That's what I'm talking about. That was an introduction. And everybody knows one of my favorite things in the world is good culture. Is it? Yes. And today, I think we may be making history because I think you, the first guest that we've had on here, that just flat out told everybody. And stood on it. And stood on it. So we salute you. And this is your platform to use freely. Yeah, but the crazy thing is I don't really like to talk about myself. It be these niggas, you know? We are them niggas. That's exactly what I was leading up to. We them niggas. Y'all them niggas? We them niggas. Oh, I feel real appreciated. Yeah, okay. Not them niggas, but we some, we, like, we know them niggas, too. We them niggas. Now, we're not those niggas, but we are in the demographic of the so-called niggas. Like, if we go somewhere and some ladies pulled up and they laugh, they're like, it's niggas in there. Okay, y'all them niggas. Oh, that, okay. I'm hearing it. I love that. If you went somewhere, you wouldn't be disappointed that we were there. Like, you would be calling your friend, like, it's niggas out here. Okay, all right. Yeah, because that's what I do. I call my friend, yeah, it's niggas out here. So, y'all them niggas. Okay, I love that for us. Yeah. Stop doing that. Do what? You don't like when I clean my teeth? I just was cleaning my teeth like that. I didn't know. You don't like that? No, that was a mating call. A mating call. I just got that said. Oh, so you single? Yeah, man, my fuck, because they had tried to devalue me. Oh, I don't like that for you. How they was trying to devalue you, yeah. Because I started listening to the words different. I'm not fucking gonna tell me, you want everything to be your way. And I said that bothers you. And then, without hesitation, she said yes. And I said, well, who the fuck is supposed to be leading? Because I can't be listening to you. At all. Because I have more victories at life than you. So I feel like... Two people lead, everybody dies. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, I figured out a way to be successful in a life that you're still figuring out. So why the fuck would I listen to your instructions? You should wanna nigga with better instructions than you. I'm not saying I'm always right. I'm just saying I got better instructions. Did you at least listen to the advice? No. What if she says she don't want you out on the streets because she don't want you to get killed? No, I don't be in the streets. But if she said that you want to listen? What if she says she don't want you to... No, we listen. ...to what Saudi food, because it's gonna give you diabetes? You ain't gonna listen? That's not the type of things that they're saying. What they were saying? Because we need to know them. You see, the thing is, like, I don't know what happened, but something happened within the matrix. Yeah. That made a lot of people, not just people, made a lot of people feel the need to try to downplay other people's existence. Like, we all own this plane, right? Yeah. And we all have our own mission and our own goals and objectives. We do. So it's like, even if you don't fuck with what I'm doing, it's not your purpose to try to talk me out of it or try to tell me that I'm on the wrong path or try to just fuck with where I'm going to fuck up my motion. See, I heard a lot, you know, like, a lot of people be saying they want to niggas with some motion, but it's a lot of motherfuckers who want to niggas with some motion just so they can try to stop it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Because they want it all. They want time. I didn't mean to go on a tangent in that, but the way y'all was looking at me, I couldn't let the room down. You explained it, because a lot of women, we do like niggas with motion. Right, but don't stop with niggas' motion. Yeah. Like, I feel like... Because you got, you're moving too much. That's what y'all are gonna say. You ain't got no time. But you gotta start enjoying motherfuckers for where they are. Sometimes it ain't that you're supposed to be with nobody for no long time. It's like the moments that y'all can build within what y'all can agree upon, that's it. Yeah, that's how I feel. But don't try to change the motherfuckers that you know you don't want. No. That's fucked up. I'm gonna try to change these niggas. Don't. I just love them freely. They change themselves. Sometimes niggas be ready to change, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll accept the niggas for who he is. No, because you be spoiling niggas a little bit, because I just saw this clip where you said you cook for other chicks niggas on Sunday. Yeah, take a look at them. Who cooks them for you? Who cook them for you? Man, don't nobody love me? Don't nobody love me? Oh, I hate that for you, Frank. Nobody ain't cookin' for you. What you ate today? I hope it wasn't Taco Bell. What you... A chicken sandwich. Oh, you ate a chicken sandwich? You better come down here and give one to him. I don't like that for you. See, the type of bitch that I am, I don't like that chicken sandwich shit. What be on your menu when you cook for these other niggas? It'd be the pan on a nigger like, you know, I might cook a sirloin steak, a T-boy steak, a T-boy. A T-boy? Okay. So, and sometimes you might... I might make me one of them T-boy steak. I wasn't chili. I might got a nigger that wants to eat. Oh, you like chili? You like chili? What? Chili. No, I was just... Okay, well, she ain't cookin' it. Don't let them intimidate you. Oh, now ain't nothing. I ain't no chili. What you like? What you like? As far as women. As far as food. Oh, food? Pussy, but... Pussy? I'm not interested in that. But let me tell you something, before y'all can go anywhere. I might got a nigger that like T-bowl. I might got a nigger that likes spaghetti. I might got a nigger that likes southern fried pussy. I can feed any nigger. So, you telling me on Sunday that you got all these different meals going all at once. And you just making meal prips. And how they come get them? They come get them out this ass. What's the most niggers you think you've had? Yeah. No change of subject. Okay, no. First of all... I was with a Z. The most... First of all, it was a jokey joke. But I will... I love to cook. I'm a feeder. I will feed a man. I will feed him lunch, breakfast, dinner, dessert. Like I like to feed. That's what I like to do. You like to watch niggers eat? Yeah, I like to watch them eat. That's what I like to do. That's the freaking shit. Hey, they're freaking... The niggers began to wait when they fucked with me. Yes, they do. They began to fight. But you know, like, I just like to feed niggers, like, you know. That's what I like to do. Especially if I feel like you're deprived and the bitch is not cooking for you. And you eat enduro dash and chicken sandwiches. I don't like that. I knew that was gonna trigger you. Yeah, I don't... It really triggered me right now. I'm really upset. I don't like that for you. Like, you need to come get some of this lasagna. There you go. 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No. Like everybody, like I look at my DM, it's nothing else but niggas talking about, Suki, can I come over on Sunday? Are you cooking on Sunday? What you cooking? Are you cooking chicken, cauliflower chicken? Like, it's just like, it's nothing else? Niggas are sending requests. Yeah, they are, and it just makes me so, so bad for y'all because like, like, where's the good woman at that like to really like feed niggas? Like, I just love to do it, like. The niggas is selfish. Niggas done took all the good women. Yeah, they, and then they're like, Yeah, and then y'all, y'all picking out of a hamper, you know? Exactly. But it's, it's a lot of good of us. It's a lot of good women out here right now, though. I'm telling you, you just don't know how to find them. You're probably looking in the strip club. Numbers is all. So check this out, most of the good women go. Then all the tall niggas took all the short women. So now all the short niggas got is a bunch of angry, tall women. Angry, tall niggas. You just tall ass women. So the tall niggas don't fuck with tall women. They come and find all the four foot 11s and all the four nines and all the- How tall are you? Not tall enough to be fucking with these NBA size ass women. When I'm arguing with a chick, she gonna drop her old titty just on the top of my head. Can't see it for me. Ooh. Can't even see it for me. So you ain't talking? Once I got it off my head. But I wouldn't be respected, too. So I'm tired. Yeah, I love that. All the time, really. This is crazy. I don't know what type of interview this is. This is a salute to you. Is it? All this whole episode is dedicated to you and your good culture. You ain't gotta do nothing but sit there if you don't want to. Okay. I love that. I always want some appreciation. I love to have a whole lot of questions and shit like that. For real? You just can't keep. I love when people, you know, appreciate me. That's what I... Because I like kink praising. You ever heard of kink praising? Yeah, like, yes, a good girl. Throw that ass back. Mm-hmm. I love... That's what you like? Okay. What you say about the savings account? What you said about the savings account? Put some money in your savings account. Put some money in the savings account? You gotta say that type of shit to keep it wet. You ain't really gotta do it. No, you ain't gotta do it. That ain't... That ain't a part of the... That's not how it goes. You don't have to open it up. You do have to do it. What you mean? If you're gonna say you're gonna put some money in her savings account, what you mean you don't have to do it? You really gotta do that shit. You do have to do it. She ain't gonna save it anyway. So check this out. I got a question for you. I got a question for you that I feel like only you can answer. Okay. Yeah, what the bullshit? It's not hard. If your pussy, if they was making a movie about your pussy, right? Who would you want to play your pussy? Like, if you had to pick an actress that could play your pussy, yeah. Who would you pick? Okay, who would I pick to play a coochie of mine? Your coochie. But they need an actress that can, like, bring this coochie to life. Who would you pick? Probably, like, Will Smith. To play. I mean, I don't know how to answer the question, but I probably would say Will Smith. You picked a man to play your pussy. He's really a good actor. Not that good! All right, Cleo. Cleo. Better than they ain't that good. Cleo. Queen Latifah? Yeah, Queen Latifah. The equalizer? Queen Latifah. Cleo. I feel like... Can we set it up? No. What's the movie that Jada Pink and Cleo... Set it up. I feel like Queen... My coochie and Cleo can relate, because it's just, like... So your pussy goes just tear up at the end and smoke a cigarette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like a best of both worlds. Best of both worlds. I'm just going right into it. Best of both worlds. Cleo was a gangster. You feel me? At the end of the motherfucker day. What would the title be? The title of the movie? Like, what type of interview questions is this? What type of shit? What type of... Okay, so what's the title? I'd be like, this type of shit. I'd be sitting there smoking a blunt about this big. I'd be like, all right, I'll have some shit in this shit. This is the type of shit I'd be thinking. What would the title of the movie... What would you name the movie about my coochie? What would you name the movie? Because I just... Like, I don't know. All sookie sookie now. Yes! The sookie honest coochie story. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That trail would be crazy. He's still thinking, like, all sookie sookie now. I love that for me. Mmm. You know they say you throw this motherfucker up in the air. Sunshine. Turn the lights out. Get these niggas a tan. And you already black. I'll turn your ass charcoal. Thank you, ma'am. Yes, I would. I'll be out there. You... Huh? That's it? Huh? That's all? That's it? I'm the type of brown that don't get no brown. Yes, you do. You don't know what the fuck's going on. I've been in this brown my whole life. For real? So that's the brown-brown. Yeah. I love that friend. They don't need... That's what I'm saying. The type of brown that I am, niggas is extinct. They extinct? They don't make these kind of niggas no more. You see how they just... Niggas ain't this tone no more. They ain't... I love that. I like that tone. Yeah, you just see it. He gonna say tone. Yeah. They stop making niggas like that. Oh, for real? So that mean you... You special edition. Yeah. Like a Pokemon card. Whoo! Shit! Exactly like a Pokemon card. I love that. Yeah, yeah. You're keeping the aesthetics all the way real. You know about a new balance. I'm just trying to get my life in balance. Yeah. So I just started with a new balance for a new year. I got some pH balance for your ass. Start it now. Okay. You got... Hey, I come out with a test drift. Put a test drift on that pussy. I'm letting this test. Baby, I got the box with the... What was the scratcher's nipple? The cracker back? What was it? Cracker jack? Yeah, cracker jacks. You know, the scratcher's nipple, you scratch it and you smell it. What advice would you give to the ladies who might be watching this show how they can make the culture better? I mean, I feel like, first of all, elasticity, that's genetics. You know, so baby, it come from your mommy and grandma. So I don't know... And your grandma. Yep, grandma, my great-grandma. Like I said, all the way back to the Egyptian times. Wow. Okay. It come from the blood, so like, you know. Because some girls can... Like, it's girls out here that will fuck multiple niggas. And it's girls out here that will fuck one nigga with a big ass dick and get fucked over that. It depends on your elasticity. It don't matter what you do, you know? Elasticity. You know what elasticity is? Yes. If you ain't born with it... If you ain't born with it, you ain't born with it. Ain't no hope. Nah, because you put some on my mind. I'm thinking about all the girls I know who got good pussy. And I'm thinking like, they mama. Yep. What you think about fucking they mama? I'm just saying like, what if that's... Now, what if that's just like the family version of what if like everybody in the family got that mama? Yeah. That's how my family is. That's why everybody got a whole lot of kids. Really? What's the whole lot? You got a lot? I'm in. You got seven? No, I got three. See, you tried to hit you with a high number. Don't try that shit. I'm gonna see what you wanna say. I'm gonna hit you with the high number, then drop down. That's not what I'm gonna say shit to you. No, I got... I'm gonna tell you. Okay, very good. That ain't that bad. Hey, hey, hey, hey. No, I always said I wanna ex me. I say seven, but no, I got three. That's good. But you, niggas always be trying to get me pregnant. But I'm not gonna let it happen. Who are these niggas? Niggas are all niggas. No, like, I be fucking with like, you know, I got my in-brotation, who loves... That's the problem. But the thing is, right now I'm singled out. I'm not saying niggas like a whole lot of niggas. It'd be literally like two niggas. Yeah, but I go... Yeah, like, I might go back. Like, if I, you know, I might go back to... Spend the block. Yeah, spend the block because I don't want to be talking to everybody. I don't want everybody talking about this cat. So I just go back to... Yeah, they gonna talk about it, but I need to make sure I fuck on a right nigger. That's gonna, you know... There ain't no right nigger. It ain't nothing, there ain't no right... You have to find, you ain't... But to see, one of the niggas, I was fucking with what he gonna say. But yeah, after he fucked me, he gonna say, yeah, I'm gonna tell everybody that that pussy trash, and you was telling me that you love me, and at a stake. So that he gonna say, so that nobody don't want to fuck with you. So that's why I gotta be careful. That shit doesn't ever work. No, because there's too many niggas in the world. He ain't gonna be able to tell everybody. That shit has never worked. When niggas are like, hey, that pussy ain't shit. Yeah, I'ma see. Well, where are we gonna... Wait, what is this? Nobody's taking niggas... So y'all know niggas belong? Yeah, nobody taking no niggas word on this shit. She ain't like fucking you, sir. That pussy was amazing. She did all types of tricks when it came to me. What the fuck? I hope, hopefully, I never have to really, like, be around nobody in the pussy that I'm currently visiting. I don't like the shit, man. Like, I feel like... You don't like the shit. Like, you got a roommate. Yeah, you shouldn't be fucking in the church, man. Like, if you... Think of a roommate, you should've spread your fucking out. I don't fuck a lot of people in the white area. Yeah, no, yeah, that's crazy. But I ain't never fucking Atlanta nigga yet. So I did one, one of them, but I've been here since I was 12 and I only fuck one Atlanta nigga. Like, Atlanta don't even know what type of pussy I got that's out here, and it really... It really can stop the crime like this motherfucker in the bluff. Well, why, why, why would you put this on the street? I just ain't finding it. Nothing right. They in and they out. And you won't do nothing. No, I just, I just have been around like that, you know? Well, at least teach a course or something, help. I just ain't been outside like that. Alright, make 20th. What we going? Louisville, Kentucky. Man, to the hoop. The KFC Yum Center. We ain't got no KFC yet. But it's gonna be at the Yum Center. Is it Louisville or Louisville? It's Louisville. Louisville. Louisville. Yeah, Louisville. It's Louisville. Louisville. I need KFC to bring us chicken, bro. Is that close to the Kentucky derby? It's in Kentucky. I mean, but is it close to the day that we gonna be there? Hey, man, fuck all that. Bring me some bluegrass. For real. Hey, Bubba Johnson gonna be there? Bubba Johnson? That nigga. Bubba Johnson ride horses. He the NASCAR. Kentucky, I thought that was a car. No, nigga, that's not a car. Hey, nigga, come to the show. Come to the show a little bit. Everything, bring the horn. Ignore what he said. Yeah. Fuck you. Come, you know what I mean. That's the NASCAR, dude. Yeah. I thought I could take a derby with a car. No, that's not a car. That's the Daytona 500 that could take a derby. Ain't no way to. That's why I won't take you no fucking way. Hey, man, get your tickets. May 20th, KFC Yum Center. Shit, take me to the horse and then you can see it. You got that, yo. Yeah, you got that. I always thought I could take a derby with a horse. I meant with a car. Columbus, all right. Ohio. Columbus, Ohio. And Palisades. Columbus. It's Columbus. What was it? Yeah. Popeye's Theater. Oh, Palisades. I thought it was Palisades and the Popeye's Theater. We going to the Palisades. Yep. May 21st. Not planned. Ohio. You know what I'm saying? Come on. Bowie, I'm gonna beat up. Yeah, and we going to shopping at Eastland Mall. No cap. I'm going. A little bowie. He's just on the way when he moves up. I got the blow. I'm gonna make a little bowie. Bowie, bowie, bowie, bowie, bowie, bowie, bowie, bowie. Okay. I'm not doing this bowie. Y'all, you know what I'm saying? Bowie, I'm gonna pull up for me. There you go. And he's gonna pull up for me. All the way. Get your tickets now. May 21st, Columbus, Ohio. Palisades. You remember that nigga, you remember that nigga did this here in the camera? Yeah. Hey, man, bro. Man, you can feel my feelings, you know what I mean? Yeah, all the way, you get the tickets. That's crazy. My momma made sure we was home school. Really? Mm-hmm, so I ain't never get to show this pussy to the world, like, y'all just see a lot. Oh, that's why you're in the freak like that. Mm-hmm, that's why I'm real nasty. You was caged up. Mm-hmm, caged up. So where was you fucking the niggas at? You was flying the pussy out? You exporting? Yep, import, export. Damn, damn. When did you know? When did you know it was hidden like that? I think it was the pregnancy, like, just keep being pregnant over and over and over again. So I feel like... And then niggas be acting crazy. Like, they be doing shit, like, stalking the bitch. This shit? Crazy as shit. No, crazy. Like, you don't know how much, uh... What's it called when you put a restraining order is like, I got no niggas. Crazy as shit. What's the number? How many niggas on the block list? How many niggas on the block list? I have a... How many niggas on the block list? In life. Like you said, the restraining order. I mean, I ain't gonna act like it's a lot, but it's a couple, you know? Actually, it might be dangerous. You might have to take it off the street. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I need to figure it out. I'm still learning life. I just needed me an old head that's gonna teach me the right, you know? Put it up. Put it up the street. Put it up. Put it up. Okay, I'm gonna put it up. Put that motherfucker up. Yeah, I'm gonna put it up. Because if niggas ain't gonna learn how to act, when motherfuckers come over your house and they get to arguing and shit, what your momma's saying? Hey, put it up on this shit. Yeah, and I'm sick of these niggas trying to argue and put their motherfucking hands on me and shit. Yeah, first of all. Oh, no, fuck all that. Yeah. All that violence. That's what we're trying to do. Because a little bit like, just choke me up when you fucking make. Yeah, spit in my mouth. Yeah, let me ride that dick. Let me slap you up. Let me fart in your face. What are you talking about? Let me piss in your mouth. Yeah, like stuff like that, but don't, ain't no pulling my wig out. This is a family show. This is a family show. This is nice fucking loose. Got a tube in movement. But that's what I'm saying, like, don't, don't be trying to put your hands on me. Let me fuck you up. Let me break that dick off. Shove that dick in my throat. Choke me. Make me go to the Amberlands. What'd you call it? The Amberlands. Yeah, yeah. What? The Lake. Oh, okay. That sound like a brother and sister. Amberlands. Amberlands? Get your ass in this car. Amberlands. Amberlands. What's your motivation? Who inspires you? I mean, see, who inspires me to do what, to make my music? Everything. Some people that inspire you in general. Well, I like Lil Wayne. Word. I like Harriet Tubman. I like, um, motherfucking shit. I bet she had that fight. Yeah, she did. You know she did. She didn't take no motherfucking shit from these niggas at all. And she had that waist shirt on with that, uh, four, five-tucked underwear. That's why she was able to sneak so good. Yup. That's why all the old black men followed them. Because the ass was fat. At first they weren't for the listen. Harriet, I follow you anywhere. Yeah. Quiet down. In which way is it Harriet? The niggas following that ass, boy. It's a freedom. Okay. Take these niggas to freedom with that cat. Oh, shit. I'm inspired by my motherfucking self. That's what's up. And you expect that one? No, I really do love her, love. Yeah, you too. And I love my wife. She put that thing out too long, and she didn't shit. Yeah, yeah. And I love Michael Max. And I love who else in the gang, Pastor Troy. Like, I told you, pay that pot that pussy, show them niggas, you ain't scared. Like, you know, shit. Your king fans inspired me. Oh, word. Tell me about the music game. When made you start fucking with the music? So I been making music since I was a, a gig. Yeah. A young girl. You know, my mom made my first song, and then I just kept going. You know, I love to make music. I love to say how I feel. And the crazy part is, like, I feel like when I make music, it liberates me. Like, I'm gonna say some shit that people ain't used to hearing. Like, when I get in a booth, because I'm more of a comedian, I'm on the comedian side. Oh, word? Yeah, so I like to say shit that's funny. I know that's why I said we was real compatible. We compatible? Yeah, because what's your sign? I'm an Aries. Yeah, I don't like Aries like that. For real? Yes, to fuck you, dude, that's what you said. No, I ain't never talked to Aries, but I was just talking to one the other day. Because I was talking to one the other day. And that's one. Yeah, but y'all are the same, because what's... How y'all look? How y'all sign look? You don't need no done by whore scopes. Well, that shit doesn't mean... That shit doesn't mean, you know what I'm saying? Who needs that type of shit? I don't believe your birthday got shit to do with who you are. Baby, I'm a Scorpio, and everything you hear about a Scorpio is me, for real. Everything. Even when they tell you that they're shitty people. Yeah. Patty? No, she says shitty, but we ain't shitty like that. I was saying that. You ain't never heard that, but you heard that we was the best sign, baby. Nobody ever said that. Yes, I did. Well, we say it. Nobody. Scorpio said... Y'all know, but he's a Scorpio. Can we get... What's the question that he asked me before? Nothing about your birthday. So what we said... You ain't gonna get my shit. What was the question that we said? I will get you something. One thing about it, I'll always get my nigga's shit. I want a hellcat. A hellcat? So what does that mean? You gonna give me a mayback? Because one thing about it, when you spend... Oh, no, the shit, you ain't gettin' motherfuckin' thing. You ain't even gettin' pussy. You ain't even gettin' nothing to eat. I don't... Okay, don't do the shit. Fuck the hellcat. Because one thing about it, I don't even like nigga's shit. I want a hellcat no more. You should have worked your way into the hellcat. Why would you sit there and tell me what you want? And didn't I tell you what I want? You said you wouldn't... I've had a phase in my life where if you said pussy or a hellcat. I'm picking the hellcat. And I'm in a phase in my life, if you said dick or a mayback, I'm picking a motherfuckin' mayback. Shit, I'm tired of dick. I got three deals, though. It's dick and dick. The what? I'm on the two choices. That's all you are, friend of bitch, and that's why you eat. That's why you eat chicken sandwiches from Chick-fil-A. That's why your ass hungry. You know what I mean? Yes, it is. Because if I put this dick down like I really could, I mean, it's gonna bring me a grocery store. Is she? The whole thing with the... Even the part with the new liquor store at the bank. The public's public? I know that's why. I ain't never met no nigga that do that yet. Come on, man. Yeah. You ain't met me. My name is Carlos Miller. I ain't ain't gonna shake your hand because I'm gonna let you know I'm not one of them bitches that you used to fuck with. That's the crazy part. Because you thought that you was finna get a mayback and you was finna drop some dick and that's all you was finna offer. Oh, you wanna help? Yeah, skirt, skirt, now. So, come on now. One thing about it, if a bitch give you a hellcat, you're saying that you're only gonna get her dick and that's okay? Oh, y'all niggas out here. What you saying? Do you understand what I am? My value? I ain't having a hellcat. That's why that girl left your ass. I don't come here no more, bitch. She ain't, you said, you said, you said, you never... I am not that nigga. I told you to turn the nigga to that. So, tell me why the bitches stay. Besides dick. Besides dick. Besides dick. Oh, I'm coming in. No. I wanna play Station Fire. Oh, see, I'm coming in low. See, I don't... And I'm gonna fuck it off. You gonna fuck it off? Yeah, I'm gonna fuck it off. I can fuck off a PlayStation 5. That's like a fucking hell. I can fuck off. That's what I'm saying. That's easy. What a good fucker. You did a PlayStation, that's the same thing. But you said the hellcat you lost. I don't want a hellcat. Pussy. She wouldn't even shake your head. You negotiated wrong. Come in low and work your way up. That's what I wanted to know. Because I'm about to change everything that she been doing. How you gonna do that? First of all, off the rip. Once you mind, I'm about to grant you three wishes. I'm about to do three things in a row that you ain't even think was possible. First of all, your mind blown three times. So, you saying that, I'll just get three? She believe in a nigga now. Now, I'm confident... So, you a genie. This nigga can do everything. Like, all you gotta do is three good things. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm telling you, these women ain't used to shit. Okay. Feed them all fucking four times. She's gonna be like, you can't get me fat. Like, no, this is what normal people do. We eat every day. So, you feed the bitch four times and then expect a hellcat. No. Your whole life about to change. So, tell me how the life about to change. I'm trying to understand what you doing that make a bitch say, you know what, I ain't fun to fuck no other nigga. You seen how the game so fucked up. Do you think a nigga have to do something to increase your value? I am the value. What? Do you understand how many doors is about to open just because you fucking with me? You just unlocked a whole other set of keys you didn't even know you had. Look at you. Give me all these opportunities. I'm over here getting your confidence back right. Your skin flourishing. Hair didn't get back long. Asks didn't get fat like it used to be before the baby. How you doing that? How? Don't worry about what we're doing at my house. Just know that you gonna see results. Often to make you go home and throw away so much shit. All your favorite outfits don't need to be seen. Is you paying the bitch bills or not? That's what we need. Bills. You ain't paying the bitch bills. But you want a bitch to buy you a Hellcat? You thinking bills? Oh, that ain't how I go. First of all, you think some bills intimidate a grown man? No, not intimidate. Is you paying the words you're not paying them? You think that's how we pick women? We can look at a bitch who got too many bills. She, I know. We see who's in front of us. You were in for the question. Is you helping a bitch pay her bills? Do you not? Or you just fucking and go? I'm changing her life. You think I'm just gonna make the bills? No, I wish you to answer the question. I wish you to answer. Is you helping a bitch pay her bills? Yes or no? Listen. You don't want to answer this? I'm about to answer. This is not a yes or no question. No, it's not. I just told you, fucking with me increases your value. It's just like manifesting. So many things are happening so fast. You're like, who was paying these bills? And they're not being not paid. But I got you believing in yourself so much. So you paying them? Your credit score is up. I just showed you how to do that. You're making a bitch want to work hard to pay her bills. I didn't show her how to eliminate half of these fucking bills. Uh-uh. So you showing a bitch? Oh, yeah. I got it. I know. So you don't see it? You know, let me get you to stay here. You showing a bitch how to pay her bills. And it's like it's both of them. Okay, you want to show that? Listen, it doesn't even matter. I'm going to pay the bills. I'm going to do that. Okay, add, okay. She need a couple dollars. I'm going to sit there and say... No, not if she need. I'm like, what you need? She might not need it. She might do though. Well, what if she don't? Nine times out of ten, she do. But what if she don't? What if she don't? So she's just being extra, just trying to charge me. You know what? What? What about you? Don't ask him. I'm paying the bills where I stay. He is neutral in this stuff. So you paying the bills... I'm paying the bills where I stay. That's what I'm saying. That she don't bother. I'm paying the bills where I stay. Hold up, hold up. That's what I'm saying. Let me talk to him. No, I got you. If you fucking this girl... I'm paying the bills where I stay. Okay, I understand that. So, I ain't no... So you staying with y'all at the bench, but you fucking the side hole, you ain't got nothing to do with that bills. Hey, hey, I'm paying the bills where I stay. This is the thing about it. To all the niggas out there who ain't figured it out yet, pay all the bills. That's the first thing. So that way you don't... Even if you did as wrong. If you over that all the time... You pay all the bills. You owe something, fuck nigga. Motherfuckers listen different. You over that all the time, nigga. You owe something. You do. Motherfuckers listen different when you pay all the bills. I do, yeah. That point of eye-lack where this could turn... Wait a minute, bitch. Man, these motherfucking bills... No, because I thought that's what you were saying. If you don't pay the bills, you got to go ahead. They don't at all, but I thought that's what you were saying. And I was finna say, like, you stand here telling me that you finna fuck on a girl. She there for you, you with her all the time. You have a phone with this bitch and you ain't gonna pay no bills. Listen to me, though. I'm gonna do that, because that's the type of nigga that I am. It's nothing wrong with saying that, though. This is what I'm saying. I'm upgrading her entire life. It's not that she even gonna need me to be given... Explain to her. No, no, no, that ain't how it, yeah. How you say... This nigga said he give a bitch three wishes. She gives three wishes. What is the wishes, nigga? What's the wishes? We need to know, like, what's the wishes you talking about? I said, but I'mma let y'all know, again, we are going on tour. It's starting in June, y'all. Fairly see y'all got time to get your tickets. No excuses. We got L.A., Philly, Chicago, Atlanta, Houston. Now, listen to me, because I know how y'all get. We are still adding dates. I repeat, we are still adding dates. But if you see your city right now, go ahead and get your tickets. If you don't see your city, don't worry. We still coming, okay? So make sure y'all go to www.poorminds.com and get y'all VIP meet and greets. We on slide, boo. Okay, give me the scenario. What, who is this lady? Who is this lady? Some... Okay. So, I mean, if you're talking to somebody, that you... I know, but you, this hypothetical, so you give me... You talking to this woman? You talking to this woman that you admire? I admire her. You admire her? She like me? She like you as well? Isn't it supposed to be a mutual thing? She bad, she bad. Not just f**king bad. She got good cooties. People is beautiful. Okay, because sometimes good cooties do matter. Because I need to know how to... All right, so I'm gonna tell you something, since you keep... You, you love to act like you don't want to answer a question. You, okay, so you got a woman that you like, you admire. She bad as f**k. The pussy good. You come in three minutes every time. She sock your dick and lick your gooch. She cookin' for you, and she makin' sure that... She check on you and makin' sure you genuinely okay. And you comin' to her house at least four times out of the week, because you always want to f**k. So, you ain't finna help her with no bills? I'm a top f**kin' woman. You know what? She lick my gooch. I'm a grown man. Ain't nobody... First of all, if she don't respect you enough... No, don't f**king lick me right there. No, I'm f**kin' with her. I'm cuttin' off. Don't lick me right there. We not there yet. So, you said don't lick me right there. Okay, so... Hey, I'm done. I'm done. Because she's got that freak crush on her. Because who asked for that? Can I get some more counts, Amigo? She can lick the gooch, but can't take back. She said, hey, where are you at? That's what it takes counting your licks. She focused on the wrong shit. He don't want to answer nothin', I see. F**k the lickin' the gooch. If you sayin' that, you don't... What she do? She genuinely care about you. She checkin' on you. What's up, profession? I mean, there's women out workin' out of five. What's her income? It's her income. Why does it matter? Because I'm tryin' to put my plan together. 30K. She don't make too much. She don't make too much. She would? She don't make too much. She's an average working woman. 30K? She don't make too much. 30,000. She make enough just to pay her bills but not enough to dress and design her. All right, check this out. I hate to be this gas-sugar, but you said since I'm not askin' you enough, I'm not finna do all that for no woman makin' 30,000. So it depends on how much she makes. Okay, so they changed them out. So M.A. I just can't see that for me. You not about to do what? This pay, she not askin' for none. She just askin' you to help her with her bills. I know that she gotta go to work. She don't have time to do that. So you ain't gonna help her with nothin' but you fuckin' her? No, because the act like she giving me... Like she doin' me a favor. I'm givin' her dick that she can't even afford. I feel like if you... She don't supposed to be fuckin' no nigga like me. I'm gonna give you, if you genuine. When I see the most poppin' bitch... You know what? That's why I say... That's why I say I'm not finna love a nigga for who he is no more. Thank you, dear. Funny nigga. Party nigga. They was just spending money. This took me up to two M.A.s. To M.A.s. And we went to sex, too. She make 30,000. This what she said. I bet it in the way. I done took her to two different M.A.s.s. Took her to the sex letter here, target 310. She done had to buy a whole another bag to check shit. Niggas be cappin' so bad. She done got drunk off liquor, she can't even pronounce. What's that shit? That Casamela... Casamiga! Casamela with the bail on the top. The one that look like the hooker. Casamela. She done got on the shit. Babe, go home and throw all your clothes away. Why? Because I'm finna send you all the shit we bought in Vegas. You for real? Oh, this is great. So you're not good, yeah. That's why I like life, kid niggas. So you tellin' me you ain't gonna do shit for a bitch at all. You will not give me credit for the first thing that I said. What you sayin'? I told you just by fuckin' with me. Yeah, you finna change a bitch like... You finna make her think, oh, save your money and budget. What the fuck you finna do? She ain't bout to have to do shit. All them little weak-ass bills, poof, they don't exist. How they don't exist? Oh, we need that. We need that. Because I'm a big dog. I mean, I change it like... As you should. Hell, yeah. Call J.G. Wentworth on the bitch. Ooh, J.G. Wentworth. I love that. Cash, now. Cash. What you mean, once she get my fuck with me? They got dental insurance now? Dental insurance. They don't even got lacy. I mean, if you get in a bitch's teeth fix, that matters. All of it. Babe, take the car you drive and just push it off a ditch. You hate that car anyway. We finna get a new one. All you don't like... Hey, I don't like when I come over your house. I gotta wait outside the gate. Pack all your shit. I got you a spot. All of this shit happens. Leave... Leave this shit. You're stupid. Hey, I don't like you living over here. Apartments give me the creeps. I believe it's black mold over here. I... All that... All this couch, it ain't enough room for both of us. He said apartments give me the creeps. That shit happens. Apartments give me the creeps. Apartments give me the creeps. I don't know who lives in Niggasville. I'm already missing the music. We can't barbecue over here. Let's just get a... Oh, we can't barbecue. What you want a dog? What kind of little dog you want? Oh, my whole boy, get him away. I'll get you one. I'll just... Why are you crying? Why are you crying? You crying every time I upgrade your life. I mean, as long as they... No, I'm just trying to understand. Look how much fun I'm having on that picture right there. You think... Look at that. Look at that. That's somebody momma throwing that ass. Throwing that ass. This is like grandma. Come on, man. A tag say auntie. But she's somebody grandma. Come on, man. I mean, I love that for you, especially if your woman happy. You saying they so happy, and they ain't got... They... You just changing their minds and shit. That's all it's about. Shit. That's the thing about it, though. It's like doing so much shit to make somebody else so happy, it just makes you unhappy. Yeah. Who gonna go back into me? How she got... Let me hear some of that. Can I smoke? I don't smoke like that, but can I hit the weed one time? I didn't know you wanted to. No, I don't smoke, but... All right, no, I'm not gonna do it, because I'm like... Don't, don't get no start going on losing it. Yeah, because... No, I smoke at times, but I just laugh too much. And you already funny as hell. Uh-uh. You got a weed chain, so this is what you do. I'm sponsored by weed. Weed? Yeah. So you must be exotic. I love that for you. Something strange for a piece of change. No. Not for a piece of change? Something real, then we can chill. Mmm. I'm just playing with you, man. You know how it goes, you know, we talking big shit and things like that. I see the phone blaring. I'm having a good time. This is not my phone. This is not my phone. See where you at? Yeah, but this is not my phone, so don't say that. People trying to see where I'm at. I mean, of course they gonna try to see where I'm at. My fuck outta know. Your location known or off? It's not on. So what else do you like to do besides walking around with good coochie? I mean, well, first of all, I don't really like to walk around with good coochie because my legs be hurting, so usually you'll see my manager. You'll see her in the room? Yeah, you'll see my manager pushing me in a wheelchair. Because it's just be like my knees. It's just be like, oh my gosh, he hurt so bad. Because it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like fat, it's like heavy and it's juicy. It's like, damn, I'm carrying a submarine around like, you know, but besides that, I really like to read. You might have, I like to cook. What? Your knees might be fucked up. Eyes be over-roasted. Eyes be over-roasted. Your pussy should not be affecting your knees. For real? Your pussy that good where your knees is bad? Come on, man, talk to her. A wheelchair? I need a chiropractor, you know what I mean? That's crazy, she gotta get wheeled around. What's wrong with her that pussy too good? Too good, mm-hmm. I told you this whole episode, we was just gonna give you praise and admiration. Yeah, I mean, we having a good time. The work that you're doing in the community. Yup, doing my community service as I shoot it. Yeah, you say you've been doing music the whole time, like since you was little? Yeah, I've been making music. How long you been freaky though? I mean, I think it was like, like as soon as I was like 17, no. But I think honestly, like when I hit 30, like it's just like right now, it's just like I don't know what's going on. You know what, I have no idea. Like, nope, dick ain't never felt this good. Didn't he hit your peak yet? Nope, and dick ain't never felt this good. Like I used to eat fake orgasms, but now I ain't got a fake. Sometimes the fake ones be hidden though. Yup, they do. The ones that you need to keep your confidence up. No, I ain't stink that. I do. So you talking about you faking? No, I'm saying like... Because you know they said niggas be faking orgasms and spit on a bitch's ass act like they can't. Yeah, I got to go. Niggas be in a hut like, it's just something changed. You be like, I got to go. Ah, all right, I'm good. I did not nothing. I did not nothing at all. I'm gonna have to jack off at the house. Oh my gosh, what? Something's wrong. Something's wrong. Might have been roses, red, anything could go wrong. You know what I'm saying? Could have been older, could have been anything. You might have had to... I think women are the number one to fake orgasm. Yeah, y'all do it. We do it for the same reason, self-esteem. We don't want to hurt y'all. Y'all don't want to hurt y'all. We don't want to hurt y'all. I feel like... I mean, that means somebody care about you. That's real. We're just people. We don't make a decision. We're just ordinary people. Yeah, it's just you and me. Do whatever you got to do to make this shit fun. It's really just supposed to be about having some fun. Exactly. We ain't trying to make a baby. Yeah, I'm trying to have some fun. I'm trying to get tart the fuck out. Sick of these niggas my age. How old are you? Uh, young and fine. 30. Yes, 30. Yeah, y'all. Hi. Hi. Yeah, you getting out? Mm-hmm. Hey. Got this Southern fried cat. See, you still... And now I feel like I'm seizing. Like, I feel like I'm seizing now. Now, you feel me? I know what to do with this motherfucker. What you gonna do with it? She... 30. Throw it on the nigga's face. Very often. Suffocate him. Yeah. Murder in it. This shit is so funny because us and niggas, this is the type of shit that we train for. Like, when niggas go home and they train for pussy war, we have scenarios where you have to not breathe. If a woman ever tried to suffocate you with a pussy. Yeah. This is an adult man. You already know what to do. Put your chin up. What you do? It's a nostril spree. It's a chin up. It gets a nostril spree. Exactly. Gotta get your... It's in the worst case in the world. You gotta get your nostril spree. Your parachute is, and if she won't move, just stick your finger in it or she's gonna jump up. Yeah, yeah, you gotta... It's like, get your eject button. You gotta... You gotta... Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't get your nostril spree so you gotta bail out. Come on, man. Are you serious? If you can't get your nostril spree, you put your thumb in her booty and that's the eject... To make her get off. That ain't gonna lie. That is true. Because no bitch want no nigga thumb straight up her ass. Like, it's like, okay, let me move a little bit. And no man wants to die suffocated by pussy. Nobody. And you ain't gonna die. You ain't gonna die. You ain't gonna die. You ain't gonna die. Shit. Have a devil type shit. Y'all need some kuchi juice on your face. I have to make y'all beer, girl. That's how my beer turned gray. Is it? You see it's only gray in the bib, right? That's that salt and pepper. It's already drained out. Yeah, pussy got that bleach in it. P.H. They do. That's that piss. Ammonia. Ammonia. You got a bleach in it? You don't just say anything. No, I mean, for real, for real... Piss... No, first of all, piss and squirt ain't the same thing. That's what I'd say? Yeah, because I'm a squirter, so I know. Yeah, that's what I say. A veteran. And piss and squirt ain't the same motherfucking thing. It only be these hating ass hoes that like the... Niggas don't never say nothing like that. It be hating ass hoes. Because I didn't taste it before. Yeah, but I mean, a bitch was pissing on you. But if you taste the squirt... What your face looks like when it... Chicken bouillon. So do you. So you say it tastes like piss on the bitch. Hey, man. Well, I mean, that might be hot. But it's some bitches that squirt in the snapple. What do you think pussy tastes like? Chicken broth, huh? What do you think pussy tastes like? Pussy tastes like... I feel like pussy just tastes like a little... Little... Let me see if I can... Because I like the cook, so let me compare it to an ingredient. And pee-pee. That's it. No, I'm not gonna say pee-pee because at times, maybe pee-pee. Who says pee-pee? Just say piss. Just say pee. Pee-pee. Pee-pee. Pee-pee. Okay, I mean, like a little bit of snapple. A little bit of almond milk. Pussy don't pussy taste like fruit. Almond milk. Pussy has a distinct taste and it's supposed to taste like... Pussy. It's supposed to taste like pussy. Delicious. So you think pussy tastes delicious? I love that. It's sweet, but it's strong. It's strong? It's... Yeah, it's got a little... It's a little foam. It tastes... It smells fresh. But it also depends on what she eats. That's exactly the truth. Fast food pussy probably don't taste good. Black and male pussy. It's like a seafood fruit. Wait, what you mean a seafood? A seafood fruit? A little yogurt. Like a seafood pie napple. It's got the torches of a yogurt. No, they hint. They hint of yogurt. What's the seafood? What seafood are you talking about? Mussels? I'm just saying, maybe like a... You've been eating pussy for too long. A scallop. Like a chilean sea bass. A scallop, a light seafood flavor. Something real light, something very... This need to stop right now. Buttery. This is crazy. In texture. Buttery. Buttery in texture. In texture. Maybe like a tartar of soup. Oh my God, this shit funny as hell. Yeah, because I'm leaning towards something more. Like it's a fate. Not a ceviche. No, not a ceviche. That's not... What's a ceviche? That's too much. That's what they cook it in live. What's the kind of taste like it's been poached? Hollandaise. And brought up to a slow broil. But then it was like, it was marinated overnight. Oh, it's been simmered. Right, and then... That's right when you want it. Right when it starts to simmer. And then it's complimented with the consistency of a creme brulee with a hint of nutmeg. Just a slight undertone of cinnamon. And you can definitely taste the sea salt. Yeah, I think so too. Just a slight undertone of nutmeg. And a tad bit of sea salt. Just a little taste. Yeah. Yes. Make you do that. Because that's that thong that been up in that ass. Is it? Yeah, that sea salt come from that thong up in that ass. Word. But that nutmeg, rosemary, cinnamon... That's what you be doing? Yeah, people be buying my thongs for $2,500 sometimes. You've sold your drawers for $2,500. I take them right off my ass, straight off my ass. What? You're gonna sell straight off my ass. They don't want me to wash them at all. They just think it's straight off my ass. Are you just sending it in the regular mail? Yep. You're supposed to pay. Proudly. Yeah, I'm about to say it. You can't be having... This shit can't be in the mail for seven, eight days. Yeah, you know what? You're getting real funny right now. I'm just... I'm staying in the past. People have bought thongs off my ass. But I'm saying that you should have made this a business. Like, you don't do this on the regular? At request. This is like a request on the regular. I don't need to do that no more. This nail, I just suffocate niggas. Why don't you guys... And then, you know, they like my toes, too. They like these toes. Yeah, you know, I like to keep them done. This right here, this little pedicure cost like $85. This is routine. That's decent. Yeah, it's decent. Yeah, that's something that you need to start helping bitches pay for their feet and stuff. Yeah. What are you getting this information for? I'm just saying, because I already know you said you... Who helped you pay for these? I paid for it, because I'm rich. So I pay for them myself. But just because I'm independent don't mean I don't need no niggas. Damn. Because you see how these toes are pretty? Did you like my toes? Do you like my toes? $85 for the toes? Just for that foot? Or is that perfect for them? No, for both feet. Uh-uh. Look, look at my feet. I keep them done. Yeah, yeah, they good. But $85. Nice feet. $85. Because she own the $85 South Shore. Oh, $85 South Shore. Thank you. Niggas love my feet. We're back. I see that. They always say, because I got long toes so I can pick stuff up, because, you know, I'm mixed. So we pick stuff up with our feet. What you mixed with? I'm just gonna tell you, but we like to pick stuff up with our feet. And I don't pick stuff up with feet, myself. So you don't mix with that? I mix with black and African. Black and African? You have the same thing? Exactly. So I like to pick stuff up with my feet and feed niggas. That's what I like to do. I'm gonna cook for you and I'm gonna feed. Yeah, a lot of aggression towards niggas. What happened? You're so aggressive towards niggas. I don't think I'm aggressive. Because you be like, these niggas, it was so hard. Because it's like, what do I call you? What do I call her? Man. Oh, and I love a real manly man. Like, real manly. That don't play that shit. He don't like to do all that. He ain't eatin' out your feet. That's the type of niggas. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna try to feed me tortillas just with your feet. Fuck that. No, I'm just playin'. Well, not that manly. He don't tell you what kind of man he ain't. No, yeah. I'm not tellin' you what kind of man he ain't. Don't be puttin' your feet on me with goddamn grits and shit, baby. So y'all don't like this shit, but all that feet, shit, ain't. I'm gonna cook it. Keep your goddamn shoes on the ground. Yeah, I don't like to lick toes. Toes. Y'all don't lick toes. Nah, I can't say that. I can't lick some toes. I can't say I don't know. Don't tell them what looks so good and be so smooth. Exactly, I want to tell you. You be on some friggin' shit, it's just the ad. It's like, I don't know. You just do this shit. Exactly, why wouldn't you lick toes? Y'all don't lick toes. He got his tongue out. I know, I know, I know, I know. So y'all don't lick toes in the crowd. Please. Y'all don't lick toes in the tan. He did it. Yeah, he had a real thing. He do shit like that. Who licked toes? Who licked toes? Every girl man ain't had any licks and toes before. Y'all don't lick toes. It is regular, but everybody say they don't do it, but you. I said that, I was the first nigga to say it. Yeah, I licked some toes. I'm telling you, I done dealt with some women with some beautiful hands feet. That's what I'm saying, feet are pretty. I know a motherfucker got the prettiest feet. For real? Yes, and I hope she's doing well. I told the bitch you're gonna put your shoes on. Sometime a motherfucker could be so fine. He's both butt naked, I said go put them there for us. Then fucks up, you just wish you all the best. I'm telling you, just how important having the 85 South Show app is, because you was watching this show thinking, oh, they didn't finally put the shit back on YouTube. They was listening, we weren't. We weren't. It's on the app. It's on the app. The rest of this, listen, the rest of the audio is on the app. TV, wherever you get your subscription. No, it's not. It's just available. Directly where they sell apps. Boy, they don't sell apps on Apple TV? It's weird. Well, y'all should fuck with us too, Apple TV. Here, roll with y'all. It is on there. Put it on roll cool. Don't say fuck nobody. No, I didn't say fuck nobody, I said put it. I thought we fucked with it. Oh, we do. My house full of roll cool. Oh. It's roll cool the most everywhere. Yeah. So, subscribe to the app. It's only $8.99 a month or $85 a year. So, you get a whole year for $85. Did you know that? It's $8.50 and then you got to pay taxes. Yeah, so, you know, it's $8. You know, we get them all type of content. You know what, we not even gonna tell them who you got your glasses from until they get it on the app. I mean, hey, you got to watch the app. The app is available. All of these people that say we should keep putting this on YouTube for free. What about the years of freedom that we've already provided upon you? We gave this away for free for years. Let's move together $85 a year. Why would you let somebody come invest in the show and put it on another network and you're buying their subscription? You don't ask them why you're buying their shit? So, don't ask us. We're putting it on the app. We saw what you said in the comments. You sure did. We saw it. You saw it in about it. The good, the bad. You guys might be reading every fucking comment. And the ugly. So, you know what? We're folding under this pressure. We hear you. We heard you. We hear you. We went and did it. We just get the fuck on that your way. Just for an hour, though. That's all you get is an hour. So, don't you can't complain. We're the rest of it. I don't think they should get 37 minutes. I don't see. We got to hurry up. We should just put a whole bunch of ads in between. It's like long way in there, like five minute ads. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Slow motion ads. The slow is going down. Waste a motherfucker's time. Yeah. Let's just go ahead and make sure. Channel85.com. I want to make sure I read what they wrote. They wrote some shit out for us. These niggas don't know how to spell or type proper sentences, but they trying to get us to get y'all to buy the app. What, you think we want to read this shit? Channel85, man. So, we can talk that shit, man. Ladies, don't you like it? That's right. On the app, uncensored, unfiltered, and edited. Can you believe that? I'm talking about with actual production in it. Jump cuts, clips, all types of exclusive shit that they don't even know that we did. They don't even know that we got a show where we'd be cooking like, exotic foods and shit. That's on the app. We got sport shows, guitar shows, documentaries. Chico got a head right in Clam that he teach. We're your production. Nobody passed it. That's why the shit look like this. But we're working on it, and you can see it on the app. They didn't even tell them about the tax course that we had uploaded on there. They don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street. And we got the arts in the end until the color purple up there. Oh, man. We got the raw dishes, all the uncut, all the bloopers. We got all that. Right, it's on the app. So, if you want to see some shit that you know they trying to have from me, go to the app. I'm leaving, though. Channel 85.com. Go get the app. You got an hour for free. We gave you what you wanted. Now, give us some subscriptions to the app. 50, 899 with tax, $85 a year. Channel 85.com, 85 South Shore. Get the app. Well, see, this is what they don't know. The app, really $3, but adjusted for inflation is $8. Yeah. Well, low six. Get the app, man. Stop bullshitting. We out of here, man. We're not about to keep working all this time for... We're working free. We not going on app meeting. We on your way to flat. Oh, man.