 What's good y'all it's your boy Ross back again with another video. So we're gonna check out impossible MJF try not to laugh best moment Compilation man, I'm gonna actually do a try not to laugh It was probably be my first try not to laugh on this channel Actually, I think it would be my first try not to laugh to MJF Dude is hilarious as a heel I'm looking forward to his match with seeing punk at a rev AEW's revolution I'm filming this before the event. So I definitely want to check this out, man This is gonna be a good one MJF. He's an amazing heel, but he's also funny at the same time So this should be a good one appreciate all love and support I wasn't trying to do that. It just automatically started and let's get right into this bad boy Try not to laugh my first time I'm MJF reporting live from the worst country ever Canada And right next to me is tits McGee from Whore Island. What? Hey, how's it going? Hey Matt heard your turn in 34 year old piece of shit, and I heard you got a dog named Brady Nobody gives a shit, and I also heard you're a big fan of Dragon Ball Z. Wardlow. Don't you like Dragon Ball Z? Shocker that's because he's not a wee boo piece of shit. Oh, come on. Come on. Go fuck yourself My jock we can send you straight to house. I'm in daughters of yours Oh wait Wait, watch this this and stood brah It's not funny, but I just bro. He is next level savage. Oh I'm like I'm glad he's a good sport. This is what I can do. I like that I like that. He's not I like that he's not taking it like he's not getting too like sensitive about it That's I like that bro. I love that. Oh, man Yo, bro, this this is great. This is great. I don't know what this dark space is, but this is great The way you can tell is because one has an atrocious receding hairline Oh, and the other one thinks he's a tough guy even though he looks like a toddler cross for me I'm about to verbally finish you quicker than your UFC career hunger CM punk This is PG punk because you might as well be coming out here preaching hustle loyalty You've been nothing more than second best whether it was the you can't see me man Or the king of kings But I was selling out Madison Square Garden when you were marking out for Rosie O'Donnell You're gonna make the New York Times again, but this time it's gonna be the obituary This one I'm proud of I have a very hot wife. Okay. Can I see a photo of her? No, I absolutely not go figure She's very hot. She's got it. She's Russian. I'll take your word for it. She's like, oh, she's fine. Yes. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, my friend's girlfriend in middle school was from Russia too. He also had one from Canada I've seen this clip on Twitter Yeah Why did they zoom in on my man looking like hey man chill That was funny that little last zoom in that was That's you Are you aware that your dad made a horrible mistake 11 years ago You're a fuzzy shirt, that's what we're gonna wear in public What is that supposed to be it's a beautiful scarf Yeah, yeah, yeah, if your dad it's been ten dollars for a condom. You'd be much happier. Oh my god Well, he's he's a viscerating 11 year old girl. This is funny, but I Think that match was like on a cruise ship or something like that. I could be Excited to see him get his ass kicked. I'm happy to always see him get his ass kicked. He deserves it I'm not allowed to kick his ass anymore because I'll go to jail. Okay. Well, that's fair I have a couple things. I mean, that's awesome. Even his parents is like, you know, kick his ass bro. He's He's an ass to say I got Purell on hand because everybody here are disgusting knuckle dragging mouth breathing in bread morons And I literally cannot wait to get the fuck out of here. I'm not allowed to kick his ass anymore I'm not allowed to kick his ass anymore. I'm not allowed to kick his ass anymore. I'm not allowed to kick his ass anymore The fuck out of here. My name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman. I'm better than you and you know it I'm sorry that this guy is your host. He is a bumbling idiot Thank you Headed that way over there tick-tocking you don't take time I don't think anybody who's sane or has lost their virginity tick-tocks. That's just my personal opinion Do you tick-tock? Yeah. Well, that tells you a lot Next question, you know who loves children aria me What do you want your little mouth breather? But there What a loser, you know the guy who made it I met him earlier and he he was honest with me He said that he liked my toy the best and that's why it's going to sell out in every single toy store in America So I'm really excited for it. Good on my Chris. Give me one second. You know what? I'm really happy. I'm okay No, I insist Chris. Here we go. Open up train time Here we go. Oh big boy Chris. That's a good. I'm right. It was really good. That's a good. I'm what right One of the best deals in the business Oh my god Apparently you're also a wrestling promoter which doesn't shock me because I saw a photo of you You look like a sleazy fat gelatinous townless piece of shit Promotion called one seven two cue Batman symbol wrestling Wow hell of a great name JP. You're really killing it I'm sure you're drawing a whole lot for booking Brian Pillman, Jr. Great call worth every penny. Happy birthday You talentless piece of shit My brother my brother You want to go ahead and unhook the mic again? What are you doing in Jack's baby Well Look, I don't know if you're fully aware of this, okay dipshit, but anybody see me get pinned out there Just real just quick show of hands show all that's right I didn't because I'm still undefeated asshole next question completely despicable action. I'm still talking What do you want? He's so good that work with me in this company for some reason they just want a tip-toe They just want a tip-toe wherever they go. They're so nervous. Oh my god What if somebody doesn't like me? I don't give a shit what any of you think do you know why it's because I'm better than you And you know it next question This is great. He is so good That's That's that's a good one too The last thing I would want for you Mikey is to look back on the night to have any regrets because looking at your face I'm sure you can already think of one. What's up scooby-dooby douchebag. I know you want to have a match You want to have a match with MJF go one-on-one. Well, here's the thing that's not gonna happen Allow me to tell you why it's because you sir are a mark fan boy You got lost in a party city and picked out the cheapest costume They can have I on the other hand and may top-tier professional athlete You wouldn't stand a chance against me You don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of and but you're gonna die alone and a virgin Oh, please your death. Good day, sir Let me explain something you understand me turkey tits. I'm his best friend You're a nobody and yes, you just got bamboozled. All right, fatty. Thanks for inviting me back in the star cast Dumbo. Oh, you got something to say. Oh, wait, that doesn't matter cuz I'm in star cast now. Bye, fatty I'm in star cast baby Well, what's up, sweetie? Oh, I know what this is look, you don't have to feel weird or embarrassed girls ask me to do this Shit all the time. What's your name, sweetheart? Oh So good history of professional wrestling and right now I'm sitting here next to what you say your name was I don't care So let's fire off those questions That's what I said No, no, no Maryland's a horrible dump And I'm putting that lightly. What's so bad about Maryland? So the pizza. Hmm. Any other carrot category of food? Most of the people here are pretty fat. You might be the only chick I've met who's not obese today And yeah, I guess that's a compliment. I mean, I didn't say you were in shape. I just said you weren't in base So you haven't tried the crab cakes crab what? You're trying to tell me you got crabs on camera And I am also getting the f*** out of here from the lady who apparently has crabs Oh yellow stained teeth Oh smart How much for an autograph 20 bucks? All right, I got you. Yeah, whatever Which one you want I'll go with this sell the shit on eBay or should I put your name on? Yeah, I should put my name on it. All right, cool. What's your name? Don D on dick. Got it Thank you. You subscribe to my youtube channel What my youtube channel you subscribe to it Drink That can't be him That can't be him That can't be him. There's no way that was him at the end. Oh my God, bro, there's no way that was him, bro. That's crazy. Hold on. I actually have to look that up Hold on. I'm doing this live MJF on Bro That was him. Great man. This was I enjoyed this I I I I passed it did not laugh almost a few times MJF is the best heel right now in wrestling I'm looking forward to his match with CM punk at AW revolution In a dog dog collar match, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be fantastic gonna be bloody. I still have MJF winning Heal like fashion. I think warlow will probably help him reluctantly But appreciate all love and support man. You guys been showing on the channel comment down below Let me know what's your favorite clip from this MJF video, man. I appreciate y'all kicking with me I see y'all next one. Peace