 Hello and welcome to another video. I'm at Holt Wave, I was juicy now as joe d but we might not do this bit and crowbarry meaning a humorous way later on and if we've done that you're not even seeing this bit so it doesn't matter if we haven't done that welcome to another video. What is it? I think it's a classic shelly signs limited woodland birds point of interest. Yeah I think you might be right you know you haven't read that have you because that sounds like you've no mate it's got all their hallmarks show us what it does so uh clearly it's got you know it says woodland birds which you think oh yeah there is nice woodland birds around here but what would they look like if we had to I wouldn't know what they are and what they look like oh no he didn't oh it's like basically just a swiss army knife of woodland birds look a little fold out there we've got some of your highlights some of your big hitters oh yeah he's bringing you some a nut hatch a red star and a pied flycatcher is there any more flycatcher they're saying they're repeated on the other side and then they're repeat a potholes way on the other side just in case you whichever side directly yeah quality contact that mate and a great introduction back into it vlogs come on what you're packing oh my god I got myself uh kestrel you know the old meadow pipit and the and the classic the famous grouse a g-rouse another quality bit of content there thanks for bringing us that they're quite cool aren't they yeah good idea got some heather ling heather heath bedstraw and some bilberry which is that quality quality stuff oh free solo can't hear ox it's too windy it's for be filming get behind here look look at these sculpted by nature looks a little bit like a horseshoe fungus so not do much filming because of the the wind is severe look I'll take you around here there you go look there you go is there any way to do it? can't even have time of his life look all the sponsors really really appreciate you guys there we are look here we are on the trick point is he getting old wind though is it low wind trap no it's not too bad josey there look out but show us your view there's inside inside the digs like what you're looking at look at that look at that it's not it's not bad yeah you keep you'd be dry wouldn't you definitely unless it was super dry low driving right here he is shelf the shelf reviewer how's this shelf it's not as like cozy it's not as it's not as instantly cozy but you've got a bit of you've got a bit of like what you've got a lot of space for them you can put on yeah put your tea lights you've got greenery in there fire down there sort of fire yeah oh yeah smoky sell out careful your eye up on the floor there like look at this he's going he's going into bottom bunk look at that I'll tell you what what oh dude we could do an intro like we should this should be the intro I could just come in here and just like not I could say I'm on a solo what and you're just in there like that just tucked in there right at back like I'm like oh someone's left a shoe you wouldn't even know it was anyone he's just coming here yeah you can see you I'll just come in I'll just pretend I've come I'll cosplay it come down here all right oh this is a nice little area oh what's that bit of blue litter down there no excuse me trying to get it down a bit of me time he's having a bit of me time away from kids I can't handle he's so broke and he's got to go in there oh medic yeah nice bit of paracord on there nice bit of wire to you see you can just pull that up your dog or your better half whatever gets through there down it goes so sheep can't get through it's pretty good and you got your mixture if you've got your new stuff here very solid very solid and your old stuff still very solid surprisingly and you've got your bail band you're good old he's going for pink bail band here because why not let people know you care we'll see see just flying by the seat of our pants at the moment that's what we like so we'll crack on and head over this way over yonder I don't know if audio will be working on here if you can hear me or not but we're maybe eight miles into a walk we're lost but we're not lost you know I mean we know sort of roughly where we are where we're going but we are lost as in there is no path and we're just making it up as we go and that's what we wanted sometimes it's okay not to have a clue what you're doing and uh just find beauty in the adventure of it all you know it might work out it might not you know I mean we're not taking peace it's not like we're in uh middle of Norway in winter we know map or idea what we're doing we're pretty you know roughly know where we are but at the same time we've got no idea so that's the beauty of it isn't it joseph and we wouldn't find little valleys like this if we didn't go off-piste or try and get lost we're just cutting a path through as far as we know we're roughly in the right direction but we're still definitely not on the right path it's walking on this undulating terrain it does play have it makes the soles of your feet rather hot than it so our goal now is to find some water offload our bags and just dunk our feet in some some nice water maybe even go for a swim if we can if we can find somewhere being lost is ace it's quite steep and the ground is just ankle biting so our plan is anyway to get to the bottom of this valley and hopefully follow the water down and then it looks like there's some sort of track here that we can tap into and make our way up the other side that's the plan we've just got to go through all these bilbris the colors are amazing look at the colors of this nice the different shades and textures of green it's quite sublime i've come down here and there's this he's really come lucky man for getting lost this is what you get off the beating track and look where we are nice you've got options there that'll keep it held so you can lift these up if you want you can lift these up and pull it out works either way or you can pull this see how she just listen beautiful latch and locks follow for more we are done in we found this flat bit of grass and we're just going to pitch up here for tonight we're not having a fire we're not doing anything wild so i think we'll be good here it's late in the day so we'll pitch up mac nuffus and then we'll be off first thing stove is the soto windmaster with the inbuilt ignition food is real turma chili con carne and joseph on the uh beef and potato ready for it king tech hello right then tech is tech is one two three i'm here with none other than joseph von d heller joe hello can you do a shout out for my dog buddy he lost his fight with bladder cancer today he was my shadow i'm in bits well i can't shout him out because he's gone but what i will do is shout you out mate and i hope you um what happens with things like that is when when things pass away or people pass away or whatever is it does it hurts but then in time i know you can't think of it now but in time that pain gives way to a feeling of like pride and you just feel sort of the memories have then become happy memories and definitely get a buddy tattoo yeah if you're into them something that's part of your healing process yeah his face yeah like nuts get his nuts tattooed on your neck yeah dude he's in bits and i also just sending you nothing but love mate shout out buddy much love to the haze community and to you and joe d you are so appreciated your exploits and openness about men's mental health have got me through some awful shit thank you thank you much love to you mate you big up yourself kia swa field sway sway field uh firstly just thank you you're welcome i'm not exaggerating when i'm when saying your videos have literally got me through the last couple of years my question is what what five animals would you and joey have in your animal armies and why plus do either of you have any other mate spooky stories that you haven't talked about spooky stories well i don't really get scared so i don't do five animals in an army can we have the same army so we can just discuss five animals that we're putting in it yeah i think that makes sense because we're gonna pick the same sort of animals anyway aren't we if you don't be a bit of a curveball let's just say this there's one animal that's getting in regards and that's a rhinoceros all right what i mean straight away i would have gone bare i think it's slightly unusual to go there's one animal definitely getting in rhinoceros dude a rhinoceros would annihilate a bear i don't disagree mate i've seen enough dude i saw a rhinoceros versus a uh like a massive bull like a bison whatever yeah it was just making it do backflip spinning it 360 bear well a polar bear is better than a bear well the polar bear then yeah i don't know if a polar bear could have a rhino you know i'm not well it could okay well they can both get one dimensional well there's two two all right well no because rhino is a armor player it's a charger it's just a charging machine all right in an army that would be you need that guy just take out the infantry just into them just all right okay yeah rhino and i mean who are we fighting we are bear this is we're not against guns and tanks and stuff we're just we're coming into a village an ill-prepared arming town to just absolutely lay waste steal it with our animal army all right okay yeah your new mankini with your rhino's butt another definite entry has got to be an elephant there oh yeah actually we'll replace the rhino with the elephant yeah because yeah i've seen elephants like pick up things like rhinos yeah and fucking chuck a lover yeah yeah i once saw an elephant pick up a rhino and put it up its own ass pick its teeth with its horn just pick its ass it just put its whole head it's inside its ass and suffocated it and i think it was laughing so that's insane isn't it so a bull elephant yeah there's not much beating there is there so no okay a bull elephant a polar bear a womble a womba this beetle actually looks quite i love that sheep he looked quite up for it yeah no um there's gotta yeah there's gotta be a big cat and if it's one of the big cats it's got a lion tiger lions are bigger tigers are bigger no they're not yes they are no they're not tigers are bigger than lions mate they're not a bengal tiger is bigger than a lion promise and they fight with two hands let's have a tiger then they look cooler yeah they look cooler no doubt obviously because when we come strolling over that hill with our bear our polar bear is going to struggle though isn't it with the heat i think we just go for a grizzly they're they're pretty much okay we're going with a kodiak bear kodiak grizzly bear yeah they're as close as and they're gonna so they're gonna take it a bit more the polar bear is going to start wimping out when it's too hot it we look like that one in flamingo land all yellow like nicotine stained and pressed oh god terrible so what have we got we've got a tiger yeah uh a bat now a tiger armadillo a tiger of elephant a mole tiger elephant let's just do this seriously and get it out of the way tiger elephant kodiak bear yeah i've got two more yeah two more anything poisonous i don't think so nah me like you want some absolutely destroy what like a gorilla or something don't we want a silver bat gorilla yeah because that'll do a bit of damage won't it yeah give an half a chance and maybe something like another ape like a like a chimpanzee or a baboon with massive fangs just to go crazy because they go ballistic you've seen a chimpanzee oh wow yeah like um i mean they're not huge but they are you know they're like a small man syndrome i feel they'd have that well they're not even that small they've got chimpskin they're not small they're ripping knackers off and like it's a squad that's a squad and they're packing aren't they and also chimpanzee and probably just ride on elephant could we have a flying thing flying thing you know like a harpy eagle they're massive aren't they yeah i'm just thinking it's a bit one dimensional because we're all like we're just going in aren't we we're just going in to cause the maximum amount of danger and you're right a chimpanzee would go ape shit he wouldn't love it i think he'd be like the berserker yeah we he'd have like i think everyone else would just be like look hard and they just sent chimpanzee in yeah we're just like beg me yeah he's like beg me yeah we just unmuzzle him and like go on and go on and Frankie or whatever he's like um what was that chimp who just did that one like took that one's face off and that a travis right trav big trav trav i mean your name is travis you're in for trouble aren't you dude we're going to get a descendant of travis as one of our our chimp yeah a bloodline direct bloodline of big trav yeah and big trav's going to ride up back at what's he on back of summer well actually he probably could go back at tiger and then um gorilla could go back up um oh my god like power it like literally like yeah they're just like you need to get attacking each other the tackles we'd be like go over there we get that go and kill that village and then you're the chimps just ripping your knob off you're alive but it's like it's all going wrong Rachel Gillies friend of the show are you saying is she saying that no i'm saying that all right if there was a if there was a zombie apocalypse and you two kicked the absolute of every zombie you met killed hundreds then they found a cure and all zombies were returned to their normal human state with no adverse effect would you feel guilty or would you sleep soundly knowing you did what you had to do at the time 100 sleep soundly there's no guilt there is there why would there be any guilt no there's no guilt and also i probably enjoyed it you've just said we kicked the absolute every zombie we met so we'll take that weren't we oh mate i'm riding i'm on a high i'm on a gorilla i've trained a gorilla to carry me well that's it isn't it with because it's a zombie apocalypse we've got our five animals yeah just us and then five animals wading into him and also because we've had a lot of time and you know you could zombie movie that wouldn't actually yeah with animals because what we've done is with shots of the elephant we've sharpened his tusks and put like extra like spikes on him yeah like souped him up a bit soup of course we have put some armor on him and shit that's how we got into loosened up his bum all so that he can put more like baddies in it you know just giving poppers he's constantly got a bag of poppers strapped to his uh to uh drunk who was him up big boy um thanks for watching if you just watch it look at them go man we're getting swarmed yeah we are yeah um thanks for watching if you're just watching on patreon give them a wave mate but we're getting absolutely midged out now yeah we must go and uh thanks for listening if you're just listening uh check us out on whatever you want uh they're really normally finish it with a poem or a quote do you know any off by art i've finished it with a nice Anthony Bourdain quote actually yeah because um it's been a is it like midges a twat midges are killing us out there yeah yeah that's it that's all we've got guys sorry sorry for everything love you all ciao for now ciao for now i'm in Gossamer gear the one Joe is in his trusty comb and we've got our duds drying out outside and we're having to just hit the hair a little bit early because those midges are out now so it's just comfy and warmer and better in the tent morning glampers oh as soon as i've turned camera on sun's come out and that's the first time it's come out this morning isn't it that's pretty cool um slept well last night we only had one beer a piece so fresh as a daisy well as fresh as you can be after sleeping in tent after walking 70 mile whatever we did yesterday just put his tent away but he was in the old his trusty coal man you've seen it you've seen it he's saying with his high gear it's just i'd love you to do a rundown of your kit one time just it's like budget it's budget stuff but it all works perfectly well yeah you know he goes to see you don't need all bells and whistles my gossamer gear backpack as well i think it's the 50 liter i forget what it's called but we're gonna talk about that anyway is it gonna come with me on my next big hike don't know am i gonna revert back to the osprey xos 48 stay tuned i think i might but yeah very comfortable anyway no condensation because there was a nice gentle breeze all night we had a little bit of rain but i quite like a little bit of rain when i'm under a fly and we're up man we're upping away early we do have some breakfast stuff coffees and whatnot but we're gonna get a couple of miles under our belt first find somewhere nice and then get tucked into them and continue our hike just some flattened grass as always no trace left don't fancy fancy putting wet keks back on again what's he saying have a look at it he's gonna have a look at it can't not go in if he goes in can i but i mean it will feel we will feel better it's in sun and it will um it's just good for bones in it good for muscles and good for nodding going in there for a swim i'm thinking of jumping off here but i don't know how deep it is we'll check it out that's fresh that is fresh oh beautifully fresh he's saying shit he looks shit i'll do one more is it terrible one more fans come on oh my god one more nice got got you got a round really well there we're more fit there isn't even a camera there guy don't even worry about it so we've just brewed up posh coffee bags obviously we'll take them out with us but um yeah like it's like a filter coffee but within a a sack it is what it is what it sounds like and uh we're just chilling out here beautiful little spot oh tintown because it was made of wriggly tin duck square but you can't see a wriggly tin i did yeah corrugated iron you mean a wriggly tin that's what it's called that's what it's called tin town that's what they called it aren't it wriggly tin don't know school and shops single men's hooks that's me this is where this is where you're gonna find me accident and general hospital you'll fight right you'll find you in here right with me from there i'll come over here meet you in there and then you're ending up in there for that for your lip there's a bobby in it and there it is look like yeah there's bobby no suspension whatsoever on that bike that's caning bobby's gooch all horse driven absolutely fantastic actually because in this series of joe gets into really tiny spaces and and uh reviews them i'm going to review this can you this is a almost like you could imagine this is a purpose built yeah well maybe wait for these people to go past so we don't look too wacky so we don't look too mental mate but it's got a few stones under there i feel that that's going to lay down yeah i mean you can you look past it though it's pretty i'll maybe get in here looking much you're coming through all right so let's see is it the question is is it long enough there's thorns you know is it long enough yeah as long as your head's covered yeah that's it put your feet on that let me go around this side i don't know if we go there yeah but your feet that's fine though isn't your feet getting a little bit wet what about an angle he's in he's completely in look at that tin town so one man or or or unless you want to sleep across each other is it rateable what the leak you get you out at main main trouble i mean it's nothing like the tin town of old is it it's not it's a shadow the shadow it's uh of its namesake but uh yeah you've got all on you let me just de demystify yeah all right he's rating it it's an attractive looking show yeah he's an attractive looking show it's uh educational don't feel as it's interesting don't feel as snug and cosy as the last ones are prior not as comfortable or those tight ones they yeah it's the womb yeah that's too airy in it too modern too modern too airy how many out of 10 six six out of 10 for tin town could be better thank you no worries mate oh no look at that they've goofed painful to see painful to see that's 100% edible 100% edible a belief of sorts yeah with ones like that there are bits yeah but so you just get rid of the gills and slice it up it's still yeah it's still delicious this one's good young ones are probably better anyway for eating those are tighter than they yeah less moisture it's a little bit silent cooked off that'd be all right wouldn't it run out of water so we're stopping off we're filling up the uh sea knock this thing is amazing love it um I'll try and leave a link below a lot of people have tried to get older this but I think since I'd used it in my cave raft trail they've sold out a lot in a lot of places but if I can find a link I will leave it downstairs and it's great because you can open up the back of it like that so you've got a big mouth just to quickly fill up when you get to places like these there's no messing which would normally with the other ones with the little nozzles on top would take it'd be a bit of a fact especially if you like filling up from a little puddle fresh filtered water I still want to be on the feed district hey all right there we go say it we're just wave hello why not look at it we are supposed to we're supposed to be out in the wild and stuff but it looks like there's cars going past there's people giving it what for there's a cluster coffee just there but um yeah what's your name Billy and Jimmy and Billy Jimmy and Hannah shout out good evening we're back to car that was a slog wasn't it yeah we must have done I don't know in total we worked out about 14 miles I've seen you doing faces there what you're doing faces behind my back no I think we were 14 miles yeah maybe 24 24 my we've put a shift in that's all you need to know is we've put a shift in haven't we yeah birthdays like two days of solid hiking highlights swimming swimming and I really enjoyed the podcast yeah it was nice it was good yeah yeah I just enjoyed the walking as well and the walking hanging out we've not seen each other for so long it was all good man lots of different terrain right yeah and a different one for us we didn't get pister out no very sensible we were yeah so any words of wisdom uh keep on hiking get yourself get yourself a bag comfy bag don't get a bag like don't get a bag in don't get a bag bag in get gone get yourself a bag and some you know like like cheap 10 and do it do it do a hiking camp there it is guys there it is get yourself a cheap tent and a bag and have a good time be careful look after yourselves and each other bye for now letters