 All righty, I guess I guess to put a next one so Beth dead No, sorry. Yeah Alice live. Yeah. Yeah. That was a two-episode plot line But yeah, probably the most interesting thing they will ever do and they fucking ruined it That could have been a whole season from now on When that woman says hey there Alice you shouldn't be killing these people she'll be like you are gonna let me die Yeah, accountability and get out of jail free card and then and then like the first time she pulls it bowels where could be like Like like it's a good point. Oh, no, let's run away again, and she'll do the like you let me die twice And the bowels can be like tearing up. How does bad bad do it? No, she's better than Batman remember. Yeah, she's gonna what a great job. She's doing so far What's the body count under her watch at this point? Really super bad people just trying got them around them what she's trying to get is Her Alice situation figured out. That's the other thing Alice is like one of the crappiest Gotham villains ever She's just sort of wanders around and throws knives at people. It's like I'm a part of the Wonderland gag who are a gag of people that randomly appear and disappear depending on what Alice needs in the episode I can't believe she killed that guy One night for because it couldn't get fucking Was cuz she needed the the disguise that was the only reason which fit perfectly by the way Creepy skin dad is back Yeah, I didn't expect that I thought the flashback history was gonna climax with killing him or something Impression they break out they kill him or they something he dies by accident, but they escape and they're free or He's definitely not gonna make it to season two he is he is finished like that's that's what's gonna happen with what they just did I mean, yeah, he's an enemy to both the good guys and the bad guys Alice this time just some Sting she Well, I think I think we're due for villain of the week, aren't we? Yeah, the last few episodes have been super plots it no last week had the The lot the episode before this one had the um the person with the train remember She was like she wasn't even the villain of the episode it was still Alice, wouldn't it? Yes, cuz she tried to blow up the school. That's right. She's done so many bad things Such a horrible It's like you're gonna choose out of those two and it's just such a ubiquity like how could anybody ever think to choose What stupidness yeah, so is everyone ready for the next episode sure Ready, but yeah, here we go everyone three two one go oh Loads of people fucking talking about this is vampires I Never ever trust the choice of music go do it What What's happening she takes his blood wait Did she paralyze him that's kind of grim yeah, yeah, I guess Okay, oh here we go wow she has a picture No, you didn't nothing right Luke You are in the clear as in the clear open space. Yeah, I was gonna say we're completely in the open. I don't know how it happened We need to figure out who shot her I agree. We need to figure out who shot her. I agree. What were you gonna say? I disagree. Let's just leave it So I guess Alice escaped yeah, she hit thingy in the head didn't she but I guess she escaped and then left I was about to say how did she escape if she had the Did you hear what she just said she said the crows think that she's dead and she's not which means no one's out looking for her But when they find Alice again, that's gonna be a big problem, isn't it? Yeah, the crew is not working for Alice anymore. Yeah, cuz I think she's dead now because Beth got shot Look he had a towel I like how the skin suit man is probably gonna be responsible for saving more lives than Yeah, the bullet wasn't one of ours you radio didn't set you had her in your sights, but what happened Someone else shot him before I pulled the trigger. Is she gonna think the bat woman killed her instead? I didn't have a lock the target kept moving someone got her anyway. Someone got her. Are you not gonna investigate that? It was it's literally like a late 40s early 50s man that Sophie easily could have chased but she just didn't in that scene Maybe this is taking my dog. Thanks Vampire news a vampire. I want to be That's kind of my point lately things have been a little Too serious and you could use the distraction and bring me an old-fashioned bomber. It's someone that actually exists in the real world I'm not turning turn it. Hey, what do you say that you live in a world where super girl exists in like Manhunter and she can't say this she's being absurdly smug What's happened recently? The catch it's a janky old fisherman's bar. I'm about curse What oh? Curse I thought I thought you said Purse good idea, but I'm not a one. Why should he know every bar in town? He doesn't exactly look like he's super party going, you know Luke is like the stuffiest character in this whole show Where's the gun wielding Luke? Let Alice just walk in and they never they never should have showed us that Luke I will I will pine for him forever Wow just rip that shit out I feel like that could have torn up the the whole vein over you fucking go Yeah, so now she's definitely dead for sure a good job that was that's on some new music I'm just gonna rip tubes out of people new music Did she win What what would you let her do that? Oh my god She does paralyze people with it by and she let her do that for no reason. Wow. I don't know why you do that All right, I guess hey bad woman. How about you use your many different? But you just let that person die cuz you suck now by the way Why would you let her keep the outfit on? Yeah, why would you do that? That's bulletproof? How are you gonna penetrate it and drain the blood you hope we get to do this another night confused What happened that made it run away somebody's coming along reading your stats She injected you with a paralytic. Why is Luke reacting to this now kind of hit you with an adrenaline shot It was this before why didn't you do that earlier? Why this look at how long that must have taken a set up Why didn't he do anything save her? She's unconscious, but she's still alive. No, I fucking know That thing out of her arm. How many pints did the vampire take as well? I said we need to hurry There is somebody dying over there maybe later guys Nice, there's someone dying over there. There's someone dying in this room right now. They need your help That woman, please. No that woman glass. No, please Save them just seconds ticking away The crows are always conveniently incompetent or slow for when I used to have a scene together I've got the victim I love that How come she's never in university I thought she was like studying I don't know best deserve to live. Oh, just get over it. Yes You knew her for like five minutes you special K in your blood can I mean I was parting I thought you said you were taking real estate classes The whole 600 watts of 95% UVA and 5% UVB. What is that fucking cares? It's a UV light Is it a UV light and it works because it's like it does the same damage to a vampire that the Sun does is at the point We know she's targeting clickers. Maybe you're a little black liable come in handy after all we're having a party We're having a party. Well, it's a lure out the vampire We are hemogen clients not because we're weak or an effectual or indecisive You're all those things years. We have competition who city likes bad Like it's the one that says she reveals herself as a lesbian There was a new predator on the streets. Oh my god. Nocturna Vampirella, let's remind everyone what real authority actually looks like a spec bar. The fucking background music is Mary's Instagram page posting about a grand opening tonight Probably not the best night for an opening considering nocturn is targeting clubgoers. You want me to go and keep an eye on things Anybody else nobody else works What about what happened to the guy her like husband He'll probably come back of like the third portion and it'll be this looks like the This looks like unironically the most unappealing place. I've ever seen on the planet All right, think of our high-res facial recognition cameras as a sort of digital garlic nocturnal shows will get it digital You don't know what she looks like. Yeah, how do you have it? How do you have anything to match it off? What rules we play him by to as well is she an actual vampire like does she actually yeah, she actually is a vampire I'm guessing Why wouldn't you why no no she can actually right? She's not she's like drugging them and then still Is the is the reveal gonna be she's not an actual vampire. She's just using tisms, but why does she collect? Broke up with you right You've worked with me for a while. You understand why I can't be in a relation also show You still haven't convinced me why these two would ever trust each other I'm stuck all the way back at episode one. You never actually build that you just cheated Is he trying to scan people for like low temperature because that could make sense She's an actual vampire. They're operating under the assumption that she's actually a vampire and those are real She does like a vampire thinks you must actually be a vampire Was the thing she draws people's blood out with IVs just like your typical vampires like wait I spiked all the drinks with garlic whoever starts Yeah, what the fuck I'm waiting for Alice to show up to she's just here. She's just like hey, it's like oh my god drama How dare she be happy with how dare she be getting on with someone else. Oh my god the B-plot What are we gonna do? I was just coming to find you. We were able to grab the surveillance footage from inside the warehouse You know who nocturna is unfortunately. No, then I have a dozen other things. I need to be dealing with I'm the only one who knows about what's on here. What? Something else Talking to each other What did you bring we don't know what they brought Man, this is a cheap episode wasn't it they just had a party managing this bar I guess she's just hired those people because she's a real estate manager with a she's a millionaire right billionaire whatever I guess you got I guess they never said she got the money I just I assume the implication is that she is I'm pretty sure they referred to her as billionaire Kate Cain in one of these episodes. I'm not even kidding. I guess she made the money how they still never established how she got the money Legally, she can take it from Bruce Wayne because that's how that works. Oh, it's just his money Why not she takes everything else I grew up. She's a vampire. I realized there are more of a status symbol I mean listen to how like quietly they're talking. This is about to be a club and she'll be shouting No, it was really nice and quiet in the club. Well, it's like in social networks You've got them yelling at each other because it's actually like it's a nightclub in here That was made by talented people Why would you assume that what? Oh, how awkward she interrupted the flirting. Are those Suspenders or I think it's a tie. She hasn't tied up Oh, it looks terrible Oh, she's got She's gonna like blood because she's a vampirism. Well, that's like a concern right there Can I get some water? Okay, I'm surprised that this obviously is she like a red herring What are you doing? You need to go put something on that you are handling food. You're serving guests. No, that's fine Duty calls. I like his name. He's commander kane not jacob kane. So you here with anyone? Everyone's a lesbian Is luka lesbians Sorry, are you guys my boyfriend brother? That's a glow in the dark tie Are you talking to okay? Because she runs this That's what all security has have you never gone anywhere? What I was joking when I said she'll randomly turn up you get that right like Yeah, I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say she's gonna appear. She's gonna let her go That's exactly what's gonna Pick up it every time here we go. You'll trip time sob story time. There we go This is number 10 now. She's done this so many times Okay, just stares their blank face. I mean nothing to you. Yep. The crows think you're dead. You've got a second chance Actually like shake it with rage a little bit here You mother fucker she's killed so many people You grabbed the knife out of the air somehow that I don't yeah, we didn't even fucking rematch She tried to go back twice because she tried to get her shot at wane industries Everything you did to keep her alive. Yeah, you can't try to kill her. You bitch drop her stun her Shock her No, no, no Fucking useless superhero in the history of the world How I can't believe she said you had she said you have a second chance She has no moral indignation about this person What the fuck The vampire gonna go for her I think the issue is that this show can't handle more than zero characters, but it has more than zero characters I was just do you think she's contractually obligated to be in these episodes because like why you Oh, oh, it is the vampire All right, why did the vampire go for alice? We're gonna talk about this. I know you call the police. That's what people tend to do when a serial murderer shows up I like it everybody Everybody's a better heroine than she is People would keep arguing. It's like you have a sister. It's like fuck off Look, whatever hope I had for alice is gone. No, it's not Yeah, that makes no sense. Oh look, they've got the vampire on the on the camera. They've got the vampire Gonna save her this fucking episodes and let her go again the second time in this episode That's how I get night 27 adopted by a charles night They know her whole life story He died of a heart attack two weeks ago. Wow, they have all this information Talia was born with a unique type of Porphyria, she can't be exposed to sunlight and her kidneys have trouble cleaning her blood That's why she needs fresh blood People's blood for dialysis. Are you kidding me? Why don't you go to a hospital or the blood bank? Yeah Dude look how much blood she's drained already. I can't believe she's doing this to alice. That's hilarious I don't want anyone to know i'm alive and You don't want anyone to know what you look like. So Get your fill. Let me go and wait, aren't you alice that criminal? Yeah, she would know that she's alice alice is every last drop Alice is like, I hate bad people You are running around Gotham drinking gas station whiskey when there is a beautiful $500 bottle of bojone just sitting on the shelf Okay, tell me more about this good blood You can color me intrigued She just referring to a hospital But surely she knows about hospitals exactly like what is she gonna tell her that she wouldn't already know about Does alice just have a big blood bank for no reason? Are you sleeping with badwill but we have crows all over the strip but no leaves on nocturner yet, sir I wonder if bad woman has one Are you working with her? Have you ever helped her and she helped you? I'm a crow through and through. Liar Whoa, that scene was an ova. Why? All right, then I guess that interesting conversation won't happen You're the last person I expected to see No They're working together now Oh All right, I felt like that scene had more to say as well, but okay Oh because she's got the crazy super blood. That's where they're going with this She's got super blood. Yeah You're right Let me get your hair at least yeah Thank you Here's to me Wow, so her plan was to just wait for Mary to help or someone who's drug Yeah, I mean there's a lot of people around the alleyway there. Yeah. No, that's not how reality works Ropes like this Why is your mask off? Let me check wait, so I guess the communication with luke is in your neck rather than your mask Does Gotham have bells Oh Alice you can do better than that Yeah, no shit You please take her in Yeah, but it clearly you're lying. You're not very good at this Logic right now is just that Alice can start again as new and she should yeah, it's insane Wow here, huh? How many people are you gonna fail to save this episode just rip that shit out of them? Oh, what is this? What a surprise you came up behind me again. I don't even care about the song the tone of it's horrible All right, what? Why would how are you even up? You've lost so much blood. Are they gonna do it? Are they gonna do it? Alice is good now. What? Why would Alice do this? Oh, so now we care about blood type Alice this is uncharacteristically human of you I'm not leaving you with Mary the person you tried to drain of it blood lost episode you fuck All right, Mary Alice is gonna watch after you take care. I'll be back. I'm sure nothing bad will happen I know you've literally tried to kill. Yeah, I know You know how batwoman has several times let enemies go to just hang around This is the one time she's pursued them and it hasn't made sense She's letting Mary and Alice just hang out together last episode Alice literally tried to kill her sister in front of her face and now she's like, oh, yeah, it's like I just don't Oh my god, oh my gosh, if I hadn't Very dramatic for nothing That reaction was wonderful Oh my god UV light That is a thing that if you get hit by the sunlight, you should be hit by UV That's hilarious that she did that that way though. Nocturna was on the premises and I thought batwoman could help us Answer it Wow Why did you do that, sir? We could use the help enough You need to decide whose team you're on batwoman's or mine. Oh wow, so if she says yours and just carries on How do you know that she's actually doing that? Before you go what'd you bring me I should bring me Why did you put batwoman on speakerphone you dubs like I don't understand after the conversation you just had Wow, it's a good thing. Alice didn't fucking murder you like she tried to kill multiple people last episode Yeah, I have no idea why she did that You're very chilled out for somebody you're nearly got drained of all your blood It's crazy that that woman can constantly come back to you personally when she has the whole city to watch after They're gonna address that she has cure blood like that's the dream blood for a doctor to have you know I mean like this changes everything for her. She said the blood from the desert rose could cure her condition Desert rose. Yeah, that's super rare cure all that's supposedly in my blood She knew about your blood. She can have it It's possible Alice betrayed you to the many problems I will be back. What a shocker. I'm so surprised here here. Hold hold on a second while I while I express my Surprise at Alice doing something. Oh, she's casually walks into a base. Why is this show? She just walks into Alice's base. She's back to being an evil person with with her gang and her candles I'm guessing they're gonna decide their enemies at the end of this now Because Mary is alive because I saved her yeah, but that's like because you poisoned her and then gave her the antidote That doesn't mean you saved her if you want me to feel guilty. It's the third time she's held her against that I never will. Oh, thank god. Finally. She did in the first part of this episode, but okay I don't believe you. I think somewhere deep down. There's a teeny tiny part of you That's relieved. I lift and they call nocturna a vampire. All you do is feed off my guilt It's not what vampires do Why doesn't she just call like the crows right now be like, hey, so Alice is in this warehouse. She's just hanging out Did you see out in dramatic? She did the slow words thing to prove to you Stupid was convincing the crows not to kill him Wow, we've just done a complete fucking flip, haven't we? Yep Stupid was thinking that You're telling her this now instead of right after she actually tried to murder Beth And stabbed your father and killed the innocent people and tried to blow up the school of children Did she give up hope on her at episode eight as well? She does this a lot. Yeah, she does it Well then stop doing evil shit. Let's stop killing people. That'd be a good place to start That one was just announced that she's your number one enemy. You may as well just capture her Don't let her go. What do we know about this dr. Campbell? Hey, this is like soup. How do you how do you have that? Wow, she about to just casually figure out that she's he's the dad so I have to wear this mask like all the time She's talking to you. Why are you not following her? He's like, did you want me to follow you? Okay. Yeah, he's already figured it out Like I think gave her a new base for the second thought of season one. Don't people like own these buildings What do you check on them? Will that not attract like maggots and flies? If I'm just gonna smell quite a bit That's like literally rotting meat the fact that it's a person Doing it again. Our local two fang men Yeah, we're doing it again to arc up thanks to crow security. Turns out they didn't need a special undead division for this bus Because not turn them a.k.a. Paulian night is just your run of the mill mortal with a skin condition And dental implants that ejected candy into her victims Ah, see I told you I don't need a flashback They foreliked that he did a little casual drugs then bitten by a strange vampire crazy criminal How would she be alive if she was one of the victims of that later vampire woman married? Yeah She's a lesbian too. Think about it You How you have arrived at this conclusion. I'm very shaky girl. Yeah, it would have been way more interesting If the cat immune is just one of like 10 pieces guys. Oh, they stopped doing that now Well, I think they're about to do it now listen to music, but I couldn't exactly slide into your dms Slide into your dms. My boss found out we've been working together Which is why I'm up here activating the bat signal for the whole city to see Yeah I'm very clever that way I have no idea who I am without my job I know the feeling Whenever the bat what bat signal so how does she know if the bat signal happens to go to the actual signal or that that She's needed somewhere Is she not like we're not kind of villainous. How has this been abused by all of the criminals to get her to come here? Yeah, especially when you can easily figure out where it's being projected from Oh my god, why do you have a relationship at all? You helped each other a few times I guess she hasn't been this irrelevant anymore Can you please recognize her now The other people at home watching this who are crying and balling and happiness Because they see a lesbian kiss and they just cannot fucking control themselves That was like a terrible It was bad for sure, but I mean compared to Well, yeah, I guess was that one the best episode ever Oh Dude, I remember that was a very low bar What is the the best bat? No, they're still really stupid stuff But they're stupid stuff and everyone This stupid doesn't seem as bad in this one like it's But there was a lot of stupid don't forget Looks like bat women's ratings have fallen Also, apparently doctor who is post their lowest season rating. So that's great Everything's terrible. Yay. Yay. We did it Already we like I don't have much to say about that episode That I mean we said it all along the way. It was all just terrible It was just it was more of Like here's the thing. Why would you You would you trusted alice so much to take care of mary who you know She has tried to kill alice has killed mary's mother your mother mary herself She has tried to kill sophie. She tried to kill um Beth and that was the last episode and she tried to kill but twice last episode She stabbed your father tried to blow up a school full of children and then murdered countless people along the way And you're you're you're entrusting alice with the care of your sister so that this time You can go and try and catch the criminal who's escaping and then later this scene Uh, we have her saying no, I hate you. You're terrible. You're irredeemable. It's like man. You just Just flipping it's insane. I have no idea what kate's gonna think At any given I think we're at kylo ren at this point with both kate and alice and their relationship There's so much information supporting so many things that we're just like whatever I guess whatever happens happens now Stun things whatever they don't understand at all. They pretty much said all of the things like I care about you so much Simultaneously with like I've never really cared about you and I think you can be good I think you have a company. She said you can have a fresh start to her It's insane Kate we need to talk about what fresh start means And then so the vampire was a girl with bad kidneys and ketamine fags at a skin condition. It's like wow He was a girl who was vomiting while drunk as well. Did she knock her out too? Oh, she just like hey, why did you Just rent rend me dare. It's like oh, that was like that lady. She's like dragging her away. She's like, hey, don't do that Also, you came from the direction of the street Yeah Was that a plan to just hope that everything would work out? She had her plan was that hopefully there will be somebody who gets sick in the alleyway and hopefully Mary is there and sees her and is the one who goes to help her out As this group of people passes down the street like wow like coincidentally that just happened to work. I guess. All right Look how alice got captured by the vampire lady. What are the odds? It's not even well, it's not lucky or unlucky for any of that. It's just like Lucky for the audience to mix in because it's just like shoving alice into every episode Here comes alice. She wants to talk about what happened last episode There she is Here comes alice. We've watched 13 episodes of batwoman by the way What now we've watched 13 episodes of batwoman And it's gotten it's terrible. It hasn't gotten better We're at the point where it's very hard to keep track of all of its history too like what everybody even knows I love what tipped fucking Mary off fully to her being batwoman was that she's gay Oh Well that's episode 13 Yeah, I got nothing see you on the the next time folks I can't wait. I mean we we seem sad and dejected But that's probably because we're coming off of the high of watching these terrible shows We just had some pretty big stuff all just conclude It was like the best Locked line this all this other stuff. It's just you need to rev it back up. You know, you need time to recover That's all I need some something funny bad next again, please A goodbye Goodbye Yes, why'd you bring me?