 Yep, Charlamagne to God. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness, baby. Hezzy, Kyle Walker. Here. How you feeling, man? I'm feeling good, man. How are you? I'm blessed black and highly favored, man. How was your weekend, your week? Oh, it was good. We were down in Washington, D.C., man. Got to do the Dar Constitutional Hall. Wow. Which is where Eddie Murphy films Delirious. Wow. That's the first piece of stand-up I ever heard in my life. Wow. I heard a cassette tape of it. I was with my dad. He played it. And I mean, my dad was crying, laughing at the Ralph Crandon. Crandon was gay. Was that the red leather outfit? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. So he filmed it there and we did two shows there. And I didn't even realize that was the venue until we were there. And then it was like, it was surreal moment. Obviously this is like that singular time, listening to stand-up change the rest of my life. And now I'm, you know, doing two shows at the venue. How many gay jokes did you do in honor of Eddie Murphy? As many as I possibly could. You gotta let it rip, man. You gotta let it rip, man. Oh, come on. I was trying to explain to somebody earlier. I don't know if it was Delirious or Raw, but both of them, because one of them he got in trouble for are the equivalent of trouble back then. And then he came back on the next special and made fun of getting in trouble. He got in trouble because he was clowning the LGBTQ community. And I was explaining it to somebody who's much younger than me. And I was like, that was back in the day when like you let the slur fly. He goes, his eyes got big. And he goes, the F? And I go, yes, yes, yes, young whippersnapper. The F. It was the beginning of that special is crazy. I played it for my wife. I was like, yo, this is the reason I do comedy. I was like, this changed my life. This made me the comedian I am today. And I put it on and the first few minutes I was like, there's a lot of shit out there. Ain't there a lot of shit out there? We gotta watch out for these shit. Yes, it's hot. Wait, wait, this is what? I was like, no, no, I get to the end. The Goonie Goo Goo. The funny part about it is when you watch it now, it's not the most complex comedy. But for the 80s, it was just funny. Now, bro, the storytelling is so complex and beautiful. The character work is amazing and a punchline. I mean, he was fantastic. My favorite one is, I can't remember. I don't know if it's the layers or raw, but when he. Half. Eddie. No, no, no. I like the one where he's talking about how everybody was mad about him. All the LGBTQ community was mad about him. So he was like, you know, I'm walking down the street and I hear, I'm thinking it's police signs, but no, it's deaf words on top of they cars. I'm like, yo, it was funny, man. It was funny. Nah, he had so many. My dad never let me watch the whole thing. He let me watch it. He let me watch the one joke. And it was a joke Eddie said he had for kids. The rabbit in the woods. He said the bear met the rabbit in the woods. And the bear said to the rabbit, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? I'm like, no, I have no problems with shit sticking to my fur. So the bear grabbed the rabbit, and the rabbit did that with the rabbit. Why was that so funny back then? I don't know. I don't even think that was Eddie Murphy. I think your dad just told you that joke. No, I saw that. I think we just confused. You never saw that? I promise you, it's the big, look it up, Eddie Murphy bear rabbit joke. Nah. And if it's up, we gotta play it. And if there's any gay slurs in there, we gotta let the gay slur go because this is history. It's either raw or delirious is one of them. We can't take down our statues. You know what I mean? I ain't saying nothing about gay. She said Eddie Murphy gay. Eddie Murphy rabbit bear. Bear. Now play, you got it now. Y'all don't remember this joke? It's the delirious. Yeah. What part of it is it? It's a joke for kids. My dad, let me see this. Like, by the way, so many comedians have done this joke and I'm trying to figure out why would you do this joke? Knowing Eddie Murphy did it in fucking one of the most famous stand-ups ever. Cause I think he sees a kid in the audience or something. Let me hear it, yeah. Bear turns to the rabbit and says, excuse me. You have problems with shit sticking to your fur. The rabbit says no. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. Why was that so funny? Eddie was just the biggest rock star in the world. Yeah, that's true. Cause that shouldn't have got the last thing. Yeah, no, he must have been talking to a child. He was. It was a kid in the audience. I remember. Then it's funny. Yeah, it was a kid in the audience and he was like, no, he said, is that Gary Coleman? Oh, that's... It was something. But it was a kid. And then he goes, that's when he did the whole thing about, I have a joke for kids. You can use this one. That's what my dad let me watch. I'd never forget that. Okay, then it's funny. I mean, telling a dirty joke to a kid is always funny. Yeah, see, here's the thing, right? You're not gonna have to hate on Eddie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Eddie, that's for us. Like, you know how you be trying to explain things to a new generation? If they didn't live it or didn't experience it, that's on them. This shit is for us. Yeah. Like, they might not get into that. Cause it's like listening to like 80s hip hop. Now that is truth comedy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and that is truth art in general. Like sometimes art becomes antiquated. And now if you keep on creating art, like you will change with the times you'll be inspired by the times, but that does happen. Because we got memories attached to this. Like you got a whole story about your dad and you know what I mean? Exactly where I was sitting. Yeah, exactly. That's right. I know where I was when my dad said, hey, come here man, I want you to watch this joke. Don't tell your mama. You know what I mean? So it's different. Like, I can't, Alex will watch that and be like, you know what I mean? But to me, it's hilarious still. And it's even more hilarious now, simply because he's saying a whole bunch of shit that wasn't appropriate then. But it's really not appropriate now, you know? But I like to play it to let y'all know why we so fucked up. Now we are fucked up. You know? But I'm glad, but fuck, yeah. No, that was good. It was good. We came up in a great era. Bro, I had some shit happen in the DC show. I don't even know if I could share the clip because this is so unbelievable. They will feel like it's set up. You'll heard about this. You did hear about it. Like, transgender in the front row? Yeah. Who told you this? Just Screech. The people, they always hit me like, people would just hit me like, yo, your boy? Your boy is a wild boy. So I'm asking, I'm asking the women in the audience, right? I go, I just look for a woman and I go, how many eggs do women produce a month? Okay. And I ask her, she's sitting in the front row. Hold on, out of all the women in the audience. She's sitting in the front row. You can't... So, so, and she goes, I don't know, I'm trans. And I'm like, what? She does not look trans. You know, some women look trans. Really? Not look trans at all. Really? The dude sitting next to her is so square looking. It's like, Chris is a cooler version of him. Damn, Chris. Chris is a cool dude. Why you say that? I'm not saying Chris is good, but you know what I mean? I get what you're saying. Chris is an intellectual, he's a writer. You know what I mean? He's supposed to look like that. Journalist, he's a producer, you know what I mean? Fuck it, Chris. Damn, shit, bro. You know what I mean? I get exactly what you're saying. Chris pops up on Zooms and I'm like, God damn, Chris. You use audio. But he gives us certain validation. Of course, you know it's gonna get done. That's right, that's right. The book's delivered in six months, okay? If Chris shows up, the book's delivered. Anyway, this trans was looking very born woman. Oh my God, to the point where I thought she was with the dude to her right. Like, does she look like you might say to her, have you ever been, have you ever swallowed something up? Well, I knew definitely she has. Damn. Yeah, like, I mean, I was, son, it was. Impressive, impressive? Yes. Had to be Asian because they are the best at it. Damn. The dude, I thought she was with the dude next to her because he was a little more swagged out. She wasn't, she was with the Chris. And I asked the dude, I was- Was his name was Chris for real? No, his name was Greg. Oh, he was trans Chris. Is it, exactly. Yes. And I asked, and I'm like, yo, I'm like, Greg, do you know, are you just finding this out? Like, right now, this is their first date. And he goes, he goes, I know. He's like, what do you like? Oh, he loves it. I would have been. I'm just gonna say it's all about- I know, I know. I'm like- She's trying, she's trying, she's trying. Damn, Greg. Why am I- Anyway, they were, it was just like- You like what you like, man. Hey, no, no, it was, it was, it was unbelievable. Guess comedy gods, though. See, you can't- Every once in a while, it happened. But I'm literally on stage, like, I'm like, no one would even believe that the, they're gonna think that I set this up because it's so absurd that the first girl I ask goes, no, I'm trans. Jesus Christ. Yeah. You got it on video? Yeah. You gotta put it out. That's inclusive. Yo, I did think it was fire that she was like up there, front row, and also another thing that I didn't do it in the moment. Why wouldn't she be? You're not Dave Sheppard. Why wouldn't she be? Yo, the thing that I fuck with is that, is that, like, afterwards, I didn't coddle her. Like, you know, some people do it like, well, you're so brave for me in here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're gonna get these jokes like everybody else gets these jokes. Like, this is what's gonna happen. So you started hitting her. Like, she was a man. But she wasn't, you know what I mean? But she had to get it. And Greg was getting them too. Greg was gonna get clubbed then and later. Greg is gonna give her a fuck. Greg is front row with his trans woman minding his business. You think that's not a joke you could tell him he could care about. He gonna go home later. He getting swallowed up. He good. He don't care. I think they both swallowed because Shorty told me she still got the meat attached. Oh, y'all had a whole combo. This might have went on for, this might have been on for 15 minutes. You can't see. This wasn't a one-off thing. It literally diverted the show for 15 minutes. No. It was unbelievable. It kept getting crazier and crazier. Do you think it's because you were in your head like nobody's gonna believe this? I kept saying it out loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, this is not believable. And then Greg just kept on. He kept on keeping on. Damn, Greg. Yo, Greg kept on keeping on. What was her name? Riley. No, man. Riley and Greg. That's a good name, because I go both ways. It is. Greg, Riley, Riley, Greg. Yeah. Okay, Riley, what's Luther Riley, man? Yeah, shout out, but shout out, Greg, also the throat king. Shout out to throat king, right? I'm not mad at Greg, man. Greg is a G. Because really, if you pop up like that, you ain't trippin', Greg? Like, I don't care what y'all think. I'm happy. Bro, he's happy. He likes him trans. I thought that she looked too she to be like, I was like, are you into her? No, not in like a bad, like, if you're into trans, you like a little bit more, there's a little bit more masculine aesthetic because it started that way. A little more handsomest. There's a little more handsomest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Shorty wasn't that. Shorty looked like a girl. So I'm like, is she letting you down a little bit? Because you want some y'all. That is so cool. I don't think, she still got the meat. I don't think they want that. What the meat? It's like they didn't have a choice. She's just getting better. Yeah, I think she had breasts. Shout out to Greg, man. Yo, she bought the tickets to the show and I was like, yo, you got to cut that out, y'all. What? You told her to do what? I'm saying if you want to be a woman, you got to commit, bro. You can't, you know what I mean? Like, yo, are you trying to be a woman or not, y'all? Is it Uchi Wally Wally or is it one mic? Yeah. Anyway. What we got, Taylor? All memes necessary. Oh, man. The goat strikes again. I think this is old. I feel like I saw this before. But it resurfaced on social media for some reason this weekend, man. Let me see it. I love it. Oh, you got to start from the beginning. The goat. Their way into acceptance. I need you to understand me. Dr. Oumon, Instagram Live. I need you to shake that booty. I'm blocking you, brother. We don't do that here. We don't do that. I'm sorry, my brother. This is not a rainbow gang. This is not a rainbow thing. This is not a rainbow gang. This is not a rainbow bang, my brother. I don't want no men on my feet telling men to shake their backside. We not doing no 2D fruity here. I'm sorry, my brother. Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. You can indulge in all the European lifestyle activities you want. I ain't put that on us, man. I can't promote anything that's anti-African. I'm sorry. Yeah, I did, yeah, definitely. I'm sorry, but I'm the son of the son, and I just got to tell the truth. Like I was saying. Is there anybody that's more authentically themselves than Dr. Oumon Johnson? That's beautiful. Is there anybody? All of y'all be talking about standing on business. Who stands on business more than Dr. Oumon Johnson? Also, he got the best, like, hands, whatever that is. What is this called? Burban. He got the best burban in the business. I think it might be better than Burban. What is this called? Rubbing your hands? I have no idea. He got the best hand rub in the business. He's trying to rub the white off the palms. He's trying to get some modeling into the palm, bro, that's back. Dr. Oumon's trying to rub the white off his palm, man. I mean, we got to run that back, bro. You need one more time. Well, look at this hand rub, bro. The hand rub is unmatched. Watch this. Think they can consume their way into acceptance. I need you to understand me. I need you to shake that booty. I'm blocking you, brother. We don't do that here. We don't do that. I'm sorry, my brother. This is not a rainbow thing. This is not a rainbow thing. This is not a rainbow gang. This is not a rainbow bang, my brother. I don't want no men on my feet telling men to shake their backside. We not doing no 2D fruity here. I'm sorry, my brother. Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. You can indulge in all the European lifestyle activities you want. How is the school? When can we see him live? It's open. I mean, it's not open, but it's there. Everybody keep fronting like the school is in there. It's there. I didn't say it's not there. He's got signage outside of it. I guess he's just waiting to be accredited or whatever. I mean, does he have students and teachers? Because that's what makes the school. You've got to be accredited first, right? What comes first? No. Kanye's shit wasn't accredited. Remember, Kanye had some goofy school on the West Coast? Yeah, I remember that. I think that was accredited. I mean, you could teach homeschool. That's not accredited. Did you see Kanye get ran up on? Boom. It was a homeless guy, bro. I've seen Kanye's. I don't know why Kanye ain't walking around with no security. That's the crazy part about all of this. I should set up. I don't believe nothing with Kanye. Nah, this one was real. This guy was too committed. Like too, too committed. And you can tell by the way he skedaddled. Like Kanye going to skedaddle in his car. He's so smart, so new, so nifty. You ain't **** boy. You **** boy. Damn, why he got in before his wife? He's a **** boy. They say he's homeless, but he's dressed just like Kanye. Yeah, yeah. Who's that? What's up? He looks like that guy from Hunger Games. He's my guy. You know what I'm talking about? Jeffrey, right? I think that's exactly what you're talking about. The crazy part about this is he's like, he's an actor, right? I'm not going to ask him. I ain't gonna step up. I'm born a boy. He clearly got a smartphone, too. Yo, man, don't believe none of this shit. He's up on all of my folks' stories. I don't even know years, gang. I just used O7s, not since graduation. I ain't gonna **** boys. I'm not going to **** boys. I'm not going to **** boys. I'm on your seat. I'm on your seat. I'm on your seat. I'm on your seat. I'm on your seat. I'm on your seat. I'm on your seat. Now he thought again. And that's right. He's like, I'm not fucking with this guy. Hold on. Look at the milk, though. Like with all due respect, the milk is crazy. What, Kanye's titties? Yeah. What? Yeah. That's your type, for real. What do you mean? The hottest girl? What's up, bro? Like with the girl in the front row at your show turn, you know what's going on? What do you mean? What are you talking about right now? What are you talking about? I'm talking about the milk. Kanye's titties? Stop it, bro. You acting crazy. What are you talking about? You acting crazy. What are you talking about? You guys acting crazy right now. What are you talking about? What are you doing? Yeah. What else is in this video? There's a girl right there with huge floppy bouncing tits, and there were obviously referencing that. Man, man, stop. Man, you're being disrespectful, bro. You're really being disrespectful. Kanye's gonna get in his feelings and invite you to his house again. Goodness fucking gracious. Who is that, his wife? Yeah. Yeah, those things are crazy. Like, all due respect. Like, Bob's is don't lust over another man's wife. Fuck about asses at all. Say again? What? You don't care about asses. Kanye posted that? Yeah. He posted it all. So this is the thing. I don't care about talking about it because he's posting his wife in an objectifying manner. So if you post your wife in an objectifying manner, you want us to objectify her. Look how he's posting her. Well, yeah. I don't talk about wives. No, no, no. But if you're using your wife as a model and you're posting her ass on Instagram and she's all over there, cheeks are going crazy. Is that her tongue? I would look at that. That is wild. If you post that about your wife and then you get mad and people leave. You can't. You can't. Holy. What about the people you know though? But that's fucking crazy. What about what if it's people you know? If it's people you know commenting about your wife's cheeks or her breasts or something. I mean, at a certain point, if you have eyeballs, then just, you know, they knew already, right? Like they knew before. Did you know that those things are sitting on her chest? Can I ask? I want to ask this question. Yeah. Ask a question. How'd her fucking chest get so fat and big? Why? Ask that question. That doesn't even make sense scientifically. If you're a husband, what is the point it is? What's the point? No, this is wrong. As a husband, I'm saying I would never do this. As a husband, what is the point of this? Why? He's trying to show that his wife is more hotter than Kim. That's what it looks like he's trying to show. I feel like he keeps trying to one up Kim. Every girl he's had after her looks like her. Well, let me tell you something. A wise man that I know, comedian, used to have a joke in his arsenal. He would call that a tribute. Okay. All right. If you hook up with a girl that looks just like your wife, that is not cheating. It's a tribute. That's what Young has a coy walker used to say. That's a fact. You're going to get mad at your husband for fucking a girl that looks just like you. He had to search the whole world. He had to search the whole world to find another you. If he go cheat, why don't he just cheat with some other random bitch? He misses you. The only way he could make Kim jealous was with a black woman. That's it. You got to go get what she's been emulating. I didn't think about like that. You don't go get somebody that's emulating her. You go get what Kim has been emulating. You go get your assistant with the real hips and the ass and the breast and all of that. All the girls that have a black woman. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? All the girls that have real everything anymore. Nowadays, that would kind of look... I mean, what do you think those breasts are augmented by something, right? I'm going to talk about that man's wife. Even if he does objectify her and post him on social media. We're not talking about it. We're not talking about in terms of anything. You see what Alex did to me just now. He's telling me to watch my mic, but he goes... Look at those tits. That's so crazy. I said watch your mic. I didn't know what you were saying. That shit made me feel uncomfortable when you did. That shit did make me feel uncomfortable. I don't got those milkers. You just had your tongue out. Yo, whose tongue is that in the top left? Whose tongue is that? But whose tongue is it? Whose music video? I saw Kanye say that he's putting out his new album in parts. It's going to be Vulture Part 1, Vulture Part 2, Vulture Part 3. We care. It depends who's in the music video. Is there going to be a milk sighting in the music video? I think that's really what it comes down to. I think the thing about Kanye and his music is we're always going to be here for it because of how great it was. I don't care about that. But what is he going to be telling us now? I genuinely don't care. I don't really... I'm a listen, you know what I mean? But I'm not anticipating this. He needs to rely on the milk. He needs to rely on the milk. If the milk is not there, nobody gets what he does. He's at a point right now where it's milk or nothing. Look at all the posts. The posts that are getting, you know... He's at a milk or nothing phase of his career. He needs milk. Are y'all saying that because of what he's been doing? Like with the Jews and everything? Taylor, you're trying to ask a serious question when both of us are absolutely... Could you stop Taylor? Why are you talking about Jews No, because I'm asking why do y'all feel the way about... If Kanye wasn't doing that, would y'all feel the same way about his music? Yeah, because it sucks. Yeah, what's the last great project he put out? I mean, for me, the last complete great project was The Life of Pablo. Beautiful album. Unbelievable. I think Life of Pablo was a classic. One of the greatest albums of all time. The Kids See Ghost album with Cudi was pretty decent. You know what I mean? It was cool. Other than that, I mean... There was a couple songs on the one called Montana. Someday. No, I think that's Kids See Ghost. That's the one with him and Cudi. No, I don't think so. They did all that in Montana. Remember, they put out Mad Album. They put out Tiana's album. They put out Nas's album. Did Nas know Justice? Who else they put out around that time? They put out a bunch of projects. The Kids See Ghost project. They just kept putting out like seven song projects I think they dropped Pusha T's album. I don't know if Pusha T was Montana. I think Pusha T was before Montana. All I'm saying is like, you know, Kanye hasn't excited me musically in a minute. I keep saying it over and over, man. The best we could get right now is a Drake album executive produced by Kanye and a Kanye album executive produced by Drake. Because they, you know, at one point, Kanye was definitely amused for Drake and definitely an inspiration for Drake. And Drake has definitely been Kanye's amused since he got into the game. Like since he got into the fucking game. So let Drake write the raps. Ye produced the beats and vice versa. No, not vice versa, because I don't want Kanye to write the shit for Drake because he can't. But Ye produced the beats for Drake. Boom. Now we got something. Now, who will produce the milk? Where will we go to get that? Where will we go to get the lactate? Montana is a great place for milk, by the way. You're actually right, because there's dairy factories all over the place. That's right. Beef everywhere you go. You know that for a fact. I'm feeling very lactose tolerant at the moment. Did you know that? Hey, Taylor, did you know that? You also. But why is Taylor so jealous of fat, huge tits? Because they're all white. She's only jealous of fat, huge babies. That girl ain't white. What is she? Whoa. That girl's black. Tell me that girl ain't black. What makes her black? Let us know. What it is. How beautiful she is? What are you going to do with that one? Fucking gotcha. Fucking gotcha. Take that in your pipe and smoke it or something. Damn, that was racist. Let me think about it. Let me think about it. Depends what it is. Depends on your pipe and smoke it. If it's not racist. If it's crack. It's getting dicey. It's getting dicey. You know what I wanted to ask you about? Okay, Matt Gaetz, right? Matt Gaetz made a statement. Do you have that up there, Taylor? Pull up Matt Gaetz's statement, right? Because I had a, not a take, but I was just like, did you hear what, you know what I'm going with this? No. Pull up Matt Gaetz, Taylor. What is he talking about? Always remember we're a podcast and we're in live in real time. Put Matt Gaetz, Karen's, okay? There you go. Karen? Yeah, Karen. Put Matt Gaetz, Karen. I mean. Jesus Christ, Taylor. You can't spell Karen. I don't even spell Karen. You really hate white women. That is crazy. That is. Don't look for it. You don't even know how she first spelled it out. I didn't. K-A-R-R-I-N. Same. Go to the news. Go to the news, Matt. I don't want to go through a whole news report. Yo. She's trying to pull up super bad. Click real clear politics right there. Right there. You think Matt Gaetz is talking about black men? First place. And what I could tell you is like, for every Karen we lose, there's a Julio and a Jamal ready to sign up for the MAGA movement, and that abodes well for our ability to be more diverse. So, okay. So what he's saying is, they're losing a lot of white women, but for every white woman they lose, there's a Spanish man, our black man. That's why he said Julio for Spanish, Jamal for black men, ready to sign up for the MAGA movement. What are your thoughts when you hear that? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I believe that that is happening. I think they'll probably be record. Well, I think also the Hispanic community is, as always, especially if you like talking about like Cubans have always been historically conservative. The anything that reminds them of socialism or communism, they reject. So immediately they're like, Hey, these liberals are getting too close to socialism or communism. Socialism or communism killed their family members, took all their wealth and really fucked them out of existence in Cuba. So like, nah, we're not doing that shit. We're riding with Republicans. So they all do that. But I also think you see that with like, Mexicans or Salvadoran and Venezuelans. Dude, every immigrant that comes to America that's not white, most likely comes from a way more conservative country. The only reason that they vote democratically, not the only reason, but one of the major reason they vote democratically is because the conservative party has been positioned as racist or labeled as racist, painted as racist. They're like, well, I can't vote for those racist guys. They got to go with these guys, even though all the values that I have from the country that I came from line up with the conservative ones. Your reaction to that clip was my reaction. I was just like, well, I mean, I'm not going to overstate it. But I mean, clearly you can look and see that, you know, there's a lot of Spanish men and a lot of black men, you know, that maybe gravitating towards the Republican Party and they're clearly losing white women. But soon as I said that they said to me, well, what about the Julio and Jamal? And I'm like, what about it? And they was like, that's racist. Why is that racist? Well, I'm like, he said Karen too. Yeah, yeah. What's racist about it? If you're going to call, if you're going to generalize a group of white women and call him Karen, then you got to keep it short, right? If you're using slang, Karen, Julio, Jamal. Yeah. Who thought that was racist? That's why he's getting all the pushback. But I mean, Matt Gaetz definitely has a history of saying a lot of racist shit. But I think in that situation right there. Also, that's not to like discredit. Like, I understand the minorities that come here, the non-rights that come here, they've also heard things that Republican representatives have said that have sounded really fucking racist. They're like, okay, maybe that's not the party for me. And they didn't feel like that party was looking out for their best interests in the same way that Democratic Party has definitely tried to appeal to minorities. So there's other reasons. But in terms of the actual values of the Republican Party, I think they're much more on the line or in line with what's immigrant values. Yeah, I didn't even want to get that deep with it, bro. I was just talking about Karen, Julio, and Jamal. You know what I'm saying? I'm with you, though. What you say was some brilliant shit. But I was just saying, you know what I'm saying? I was just wanting to talk about the Karen, Julio, and Jamal. Wait, is it wrong to like assume Jamal's a black guy, Julio's a Spanish guy, and then Karen's a white girl? What is your best friend's name? Jamil. Jamil, Jamal, Jamal. It's close. You know what I mean? There's a lot of black Jamals. Not that many white Jamals. Very few non-Hispanic Julios. And by the way, is Don Julio racist? They couldn't have named it to kill it, anything. You know what I'm saying? They couldn't have named it anything. They called it Don Julio. Why not just Don? Yeah, can anybody even make the argument for this being racist? I don't think so. I mean, maybe if you said like a tropey black name, like Shaniqua, or something like that, then it might feel a little bit more racist, because how many Shaniquas are you actually meeting? But Jamal is like a very just normal black dude name. Seriously, how many white Karen's do we know? I know one. And that's my business partner. Yeah. How many white, all the Karen's I knew growing up was black? Yeah. How many Karen's? No, I only know white Karen's. Really? Yeah. What about Becky's? Not Becky's a white. By the way, is Becky considered a slur? That's kind of a term of endearment. It is. Becky's blow jobs, right? That's what I'm saying. Rappers made songs. Give me that Becky. Well, Beyonce made it like it's a slur. Really? From the song. Oh, because she was referring to a white girl as it. She said Becky with the good hair. How did Karen replace Becky, guys? Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. When did Karen replace Becky? Karen straight up replaced Becky, yo. Taylor was telling me the other day that she's upset that white girls give much better head than black girls. And I was like, I don't know if that's something you should be upset by. That was always the thing. That was always the growing up. That's what they did. I don't get why you're upset by that. You know what's so crazy about growing up and I don't know if Alex, you had this. They would always tell us that white girls were faster. Yeah. So if you wanted to get some, you connect with the white girl. I said, I tell people all the time, like, when you was younger, what was this? That was super weird. Again, that was a little something. Alex, just talk. You have a microphone. You sign language is crazy. What's up with you, man? He asked me what that was. I said, fuck quicker. But why'd you do that? I saw that. I kind of did this, though. Shut up and toss it. No, throw it. You did it. You should do it. You should do it. You should do it. You should do it. You should do it. You should do it. I didn't want to talk about this school. I didn't want to talk about this school. The masa to pick it up, I'm trying to play picture Word here. Whatever game man is, what if that was weird first thing? No, that made me feel uncomfortable. I'm just trying to talk about white girls giving better headlights than black girls with my friends. But you guys are trying to say that white girls fuck super easy. That's when we were told we were younger. We were younger. That's the thing they would put in our heads, right? What's so wild about that? They did, though. I was having this conversation with the white. If our紛 think we would have Thinking back to what, did she, did it sound like, did it sound like what you thought it sounded like? She said, thinking back to slavery. Is that what you said? Yo, Taylor, they tried to pick on us this episode, so she was like, yo, stop punching back. No, I'm saying, I'm saying it's wild that it came to white girls' needs, plus to us, because back in slavery, they used to rape us. Oh, Jesus, we were having fun until you brought this fucking trailer. Taylor, I really don't know what you're doing. Alex, give me another hand. I'm sorry, I was trying to talk our brains out. Call the time out or something, Alex. Use your hands for some good. What's the fuck is Taylor talking about? White girls, white girls. All I'm saying is it's interesting how the story line changed, that's all I'm saying. But why do these black dudes even know that the white girls are fast? Like, why aren't they staying true to the sisters? Like, but no, that was that information? I was having that conversation. Why do they have so much data on that? Because somebody was saying about how, you know, black men has always lost white women, and I'm like, no, they don't. I'm like, yo, when we were younger, they would tell us the white women were the ones putting out and the black women weren't. So the black dudes, it was like they didn't even want it, but the white girls were so fast that it couldn't even help it. But I've seen it, though. In my high school, they're definitely fast. These poor black dudes, white girls are so fast. Well, everybody's fasted in you. We've seen you run. Now listen, also, damn, yo. That was fucking crazy. The crazy thing. So these white girls are stealing your man and they're not running fast enough? Damn. They're not running fast enough. And then I wasn't dating the men there. But wait, white girls could beat you in a race or beat you in a sucker god or whatever. Like what could they beat you at? What is the white girl beating you at? Yeah, how fast were you? Because are you fast? First of all, I was, first of all, let's get everything in fucking straight. Let's get it straight. Thank you guys. No, let's keep it gay. I was the fastest. Let's get it straighter than the white girls had. My team was the fastest state. My team was the fastest state. Yeah, I know. Year 2009. 2009, I look at it. Um, what was the question again? Motherfuckers, you had to get the question again to make your life even make sense. You had to use this is ready to lie. Because you're talking about racing. You went out to get too fast. You went out to get too fast. You went out to get too fast. The gun didn't even go off yet. You went out the gate, you're disqualified. This is why black dudes fucking white girls in. This is why black dudes fucking white girls. Because they already suck a dick. They're not going through this more guys. They already suck a dick. They don't need to go to first of all, and the second of all, how many of all do we have? White girls are sucking. The milk. But that's what I'm saying, though. They were, that's why the black guys wanted to gravitate towards the white girls a lot in my school, because they gave it up. That was always the state of black girls giving it up. Well, they also weren't man enough, I think, for the black girls there, too. Oh my God. I'm dead serious. Because no, you said y'all pussy. I did say y'all pussy. Again, y'all hate to say y'all pussy. Y'all hate to say y'all pussy. Again, y'all hate to say y'all pussy. I'm saying the ones in my school. Yes, they were pussy. Wow. I don't even care. I'm not ready to fight my battles. Go ahead, go off. Go off, queen. Go off, queen. Go off to your fingers. Let's go. So now look. This is crazy, y'all. This is crazy. I mean, it's really just because the black dudes was pussy at our school, they couldn't hand us black. They got mad at us. They had no comment in their book. Listen, the white girls were sucking it out. Have you ever been swirled? Swirled. They got mad if you gave them attitude. That's why. And why would you give them attitude? Because they were trying to be fast with us. Do you remember the stereotype, too, if you had a girlfriend? Like if you had a girlfriend, it was you didn't let your girlfriend do so-called slutty stuff to you. That's how it was when you was young. So you wouldn't want, like, head from your girlfriend. Man, get out of here. You don't remember that when you was young? I definitely remember that. I could have waited for some head. No, this is shit. My girlfriend wouldn't swallow, but, like, I'll bust in a random girl's face, but you wouldn't do that to your girlfriend. That's what they used to tell us. Alex is absolutely right. Y'all never had that shit? That's, like, something out of the Sopranos, where it's just like, I don't know. Did y'all also do anal with them because they still wouldn't be a friend? What are you talking about? What's up with y'all? What's up with y'all? What's up with y'all? What's up with y'all? What's up with y'all? What's up with y'all? What are you saying? You're too horny, y'all. I don't like it like that. You're too horny. Yo, take a deep breath, y'all. You're too horny. What is this about with you, man? What you need but you're pulsing right now. You're telling nice high school stories. Who the fuck was doing this? Ain't anal talent? Y'all ain't even developed fully yet. It's not. It's really not. It don't even have enough wrinkles. Y'all ain't even got wrinkles yet. You gon' buff like an unbrinkled asshole and that's disgusting. Andrew was lying, yo. You know why they call it a brown eye? They call it a brown eye because it doesn't even fully get open until you're 25. 25. You know CBS is a butthole. The CBS logo? Look up the CBS logo. Everybody thinks that's a eye. It's a butthole turned this way. I'm serious. It's a butthole turned sideways. You didn't hear. Why would you even bring up anal? You need to stop being so fucking horny. Repeat after me. I'm not horny. Repeat after me. Repeat after me. Say it with me now. I'm not horny. I'm not horny. You think I'm joking about the CBS logo too? Say I'm not horny. Can you say it together? I'm not horny. Look it up. I'm a woman of the Lord. I'm very trying to be... Buttholes are like this. The CBS logo is like this. So it's a butthole turned sideways and you didn't know that CBS stands for? Cock butt syndrome. No, comfortable butt sex. That's also good. Yes. Go to the fucking edge. No, we're not going to go to the edge. You need to take five deep breaths. You didn't hear about how... Nobody heard about anal and junior high school. People don't even believe that you're here. I didn't say junior high school. What was going on in Philly? Now we know I was the crack in the Liberty Bell. That's insane. I wasn't having it. All I ever heard from black men that white girls were not having... It wasn't even white girls. It was Catholic. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so stop playing with me. Why you not even playing with her? Alex knows what I'm talking about. He's talking to your asshole. Say I'm not horny and giving my body to the Lord. What are you doing? I was... What's up with you? I see what you're doing. You see what they do, right? You see what they do. What you're doing is fucking disgusting. I ain't never seen no shit like this. Everything is so sexual. Turn the tailor on. I didn't even realize you guys had a thing like that. You got your fucking finger, your ass... Shut up, you almost had it. You almost had it. You got your finger in the ass. It was too fast for your mouth. What are you talking about? The doctor clearly turned him on from a couple weeks ago. That's why you don't want to say it. She's trying to do a callback from... Listen, prosthetic exams are great. You get your prosthetic exam? I didn't get my prosthetic exam. You didn't? No, not yet. Should I? Aren't you old enough to get one? That's the fuck I'm talking about. Keep going. I'm not trying to be mean. You're old. You say it up and then my ass holds old. I was saying you're old. I should three times a day minimum. That doesn't mean you don't have that old asshole. She said, yeah, asshole. It's fully turned this way. That's what she said. You're actually right. I should go get a prosthetic exam. Are you scared because of his story, though? Am I scared? That's part of the game. I'm more scared because of Chris's story when you let them run a fucking choo-choo on him. Chris, that was wild. Chris didn't tell them no either. I know he just didn't. You didn't either. I gave him permission. I gave him permission. Chris got the two-piece finger tendon fucking meal. That was to the webbing, Chris? Did you get a webbing? Did you feel webbing? Two-piece finger tendon meal, no fries. No! Ooh! We have a whole metal thing that pops up on us. You got a what? You gotta worry about finger. We have a whole metal thing that goes in us. A vibrator? No. I don't know what it's called, but when you go to gynecologist, they have to put something in and it takes your... It's a spoon. It's not a spoon. What is this? It's just a spoon, Taylor. What is going on? What is going on? What's going on? Yo, yo. What you doing? What's this movement right here? So what is this? Not the spoon. Not the spoon? What are they eating out of you with the spoon? It's uncomfortable. It's like at least this long. It spills. Hey, yo. It's cold. What are they looking for? They have to sample our... Yeast infection. Taylor, you don't know nothing about women's bodies. No. You wouldn't do it, y'all. Call Riley. They're sampling... You are supposed to be dreaming. They're sampling our... They are sampling... Excuse me, they're sampling our discharge to see if we have any infection or anything else. They get our discharge. Is it honorable or dishonorable? Is it honorable or dishonorable? Do you have honorable or dishonorable discharge? God damn it. Which one is it? Is it honorable or dishonorable discharge? I don't know what... You mean by that. I'm not here to tell a woman more about her body. Yeah, we don't want to... You should know more than us. You should know if you got some honorable or dishonorable fucking discharge. You got your GYN's e-mail? Yes, I'm fine. E-mail her, send her a number and just say, Hey, I need to know if my discharge is honorable. We're not about to do that. If she has to go to the gynecologist, make sure everything is... Ask her if your discharge is honorable or dishonorable. I'm fine. Can I tell y'all I'm on a spiritual journey anyway. What am I supposed to do with anything? Go do... Just ask her. Next time just please. You don't even got to make it public. Taylor, do that for me. Do that for us, Taylor. You don't have to make it public. Just please, I'm serious. Ask your GYN. Honorable or dishonorable. That's it. Trust me, life you say it could be your own. Let's pay some bills. It's important. Why are you saying it like that? You can never ask your doctor that? If it's honorable or not? You can never ask your GYN if your discharge is honorable or dishonorable. They just say it's fine. You need a new GYN. If they haven't even brought that up to you. Do you have a figma? No. That's crazy. This is how I felt when I went to the doctor a couple weeks ago. You might not even have insurance, do you? I have insurance. Yeah, but does your insurance cover figma? I'm not doing this with you. I'm not doing it. I'm not. This is how I felt when I went to get my prostate a couple weeks ago. I felt clueless because I was like, what are you talking about? I'm not here. You're not allowed to fuck me up with this. I'm telling the truth. All the women out there that's listening, all the brilliant women that listen, please hit Taylor up and tell her she's defined out of her discharge as honorable or dishonorable. Please. The men let me know that my discharge is honorable. What'd you say? That's a good thing or not. What'd you say, Taylor? I heard you, but I want to hear you again. I need to hear you again. You need to hear you again. I knew something was wrong with you. I heard what you said. Let me tell you something. Every man that tastes me, they want to keep tasting me. What does that mean? Whatever y'all talking about with this honorable and unhonorable shit, just take it as it is. No. Fuck y'all. Taylor, I'm serious, man. You didn't talk to your GYN. Seriously, Taylor, we don't want you to get caught up in anything. We don't, man. You mean too much to us. Yes, please. I don't need to know. Is your discharge honorable or dishonorable? Ask your mom. Y'all are talking already about women's shit, so just tell me then. Can you just text your mom? That's kind of a wild question. Andrew. I could, but that's kind of a wild question. It is a wild question because he don't have my fucking mom's number stop playing with me. Again, exactly. He's married. She's married, too. So if you want my father to come up here, too. Somebody gave me some party day. Somebody gave me some party day. You saw it in the studio. No, I didn't. I bet you it's not my mom's. I let somebody else taste it and they went crazy. You didn't see what he was eating the pie? I wasn't eating. They was eating. You didn't see? No, that's crazy. It's fire. You out, Chris? Go get that chicken's two-piece finger tinder. No fries, man. Go up his weekly prostitutes. Chris, go on. Chris, go on and get his weekly prostitutes. Yo, y'all get so delirious. Rocket Money. Sleuth the Rocket Money. 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Okay, so you can go pre-order that now wherever you buy books now, um Oh man, I wanted to talk to you about this shows Now, you know, we just uh came out with a another another media company called reason choice media Reason choice media is a vertical with I heart that is just A political vertical, right? So all the shows we're going to have on that network are just political shows The first show that we launched our flagship show is the native land podcast with Andrew Gillum Uh tiffani cross and angela ride debuted at number one. Wow on Apple podcast, right and it's like top three right now in news So, you know, we've been making our rounds like me and angela did cnn together msnbc together And I sat down with fox, you know, I mean I sat down with fox before, you know, salute to uh, joseph Joseph joseph wolf how do I pronounce joseph's last name joseph whoosh him whoosh him or whoosh him But I sat down with joseph And you know, we talk about a bunch of different things. I'm the type person man I don't have a problem having conversations with people who I may not share the same ideologies with You know what I mean? I don't have to have the same background as you I don't have to be the same race as you. I just like to talk to different people You know, that's just that's just the curious side that existed me So I was talking to joseph and joseph asked me this question right here. He asked me about the migrant crisis And will the migrant crisis have an impact on the upcoming election? This is what I said I've never spoken to as many people who are concerned about the migrant issue as I have, you know, over the past year and I mean, I've heard everything from, you know, uh The gang ms 13, you know, over in the neighborhoods. I've heard, um, you know, we saw just happening in new york city where the migrants They took 2000 migrants and put them in the school and made the school stay home Make the students stay home and uh, you know, do school be a zoom and that was a big issue Like I mean people were calling the radio station. That was just this week You know really really really complaining about that So I've never seen, you know, working with people I interact with every day until this past year really really expressed their frustration for the migrants It's not even just the people like you see politicians who once, you know Champions having the migrants in the city like the mayor Not like, yo, hold up. This is this is too much. You know, we've heard white president come out of say, hey, don't come Like we've seen that so yeah, I think it's gonna be a real real real real, you know, uh, real big issue and you know immigration Something like immigration that would be resolved because it's all about if I don't take that path Our issue with what we feel about is you would need a republic to come together and create some comprehensive immigration reform But you know, for whatever reason they don't seem to be able to do that Of course, you're the president of the United States of America If you can take credit for the good things that happen in this country, you have to take credit for the bad as well Those things happen on on his watch, you know, what I'm telling you people are gonna go to those soundbites and they're gonna go to those soundbites Where they saw, you know, uh, The white president, kind of like Harrison, Mayor, Eric Adams, and all these other, you know, liberals and democrats They went to go to those soundbites and then welcome them, welcoming them, welcoming them into sanctuary cities And I mean, you know, uh, Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott pulled that stunt where they were, you know, shipping migrants to these sanctuary cities They were dropping them off, you know, right in front of, you know, the vice president of the House You know, as cruel as that was, as inhumane as that was, it was effective, clearly it was effective, you know Because they made a lot of those democrats start singing a different tune and I mean, the voters see that, you know, the voters see that And so what did that look like to the voters? Just on the surface, just on the surface, it looks like Republicans were right about the issue and democrats got it wrong And now a lot of democrats are starting to sound like the Republicans are sounding So it makes a lot of people say, well then, Republicans were actually right on that issue Just so, just on the surface, just so, just play on the surface, that's how it looks, you know, to the average voter No, no, I'm gonna ask you Just you as a person who observes content And hears things, what did I say wrong in that? I didn't say anything wrong Yeah, I mean, I don't know enough information about like the school, why the school was used and why the kids weren't there Like I don't know the nuance to this, but I think the overall messaging is Is great and he absolutely should take responsibility if he's going to take responsibility for the good, you take responsibility for the bad He's in charge You know, like this is your team and you're the captain of the ship right now. You got to run it There's articles. There's an article that came up. I'm not even going to say who you got to find it yourself I'm not giving them no love, but I don't care. It was an MSNBC article and it said I'm gonna read you the headline I'm gonna read you the headline of the article and this is probably why they write stuff like this to get shot out So I'll probably believe it, but it says meek mill charlamagne the god helped to push maga messaging Like How was that maga messaging? I mean the problem with saying maga messaging is there there's maga messaging that you also agree with Right, not everything that is maga you disagree with but is that maga messaging or is that just Observing what is clearly a problem if it wasn't a problem. John Fetterman, who's a democrat of pennsylvania Senate wouldn't be saying it's a problem. Yeah, uh, vice president kamala harris wouldn't be saying it's a problem Mayor president joe biden wouldn't be saying it's a problem He said it's a problem and he's ready to work with it with republicans to get it solved Mayor eric adams wouldn't be saying it's a problem Go talk the only thing I would tell anybody who thinks that's maga messaging get out of your little bubble on social media Well, it is maga messaging, but it is it though. It's maga messaging. Of course. How is it maga messaging to say it's a problem at the border? because I would argue that uh the most liberal politicians Would be wanting to accept these people at the border and create because their refugees fleeing from like, you know some But they're not in a more situation. We don't know Vice president harris saying don't come Joe biden saying don't come. This is a this is a newer position for them. That's true What I would say is that this has been inspired by the maga position that most people probably agree on What i'm saying is the article is unfair to you and meek because the connotation With maga or the perception of maga or is a lot different things than what you are saying Absolutely Absolutely, I'm telling you that what they did with the migrants is inhumane and cruel But it still was effective because it made democrats change their tune. Yeah, right? I don't see how you know pointing out a problem that is happening You know it's considered it is a problem. We got to do something about it. There's no question By the way in this article, he don't even mention what what my maga messaging is Yeah, like all he does is scroll up scroll up teller scroll up Because there's another good one that I want to talk about scroll up. It says Scroll up some more he goes stop right there He goes and then there's the raft of right wing media who's been touting Hip-hop radio host shawlamain the god seemingly endless public attacks on president joe biden in the democratic party This is the one problem. I have with us right and by us. I mean black people Why Can you not critique? Democrats is a black person. I feel like you should be able to hold any Party accountable. I wonder if part of this is like Uh Systemic is wrong because there aren't these like systems in place, but like You know how as a black person Criticizing black people publicly is always a dicey situation because you feel like Joe Biden ain't black No, no, no, no. I'm saying culturally speaking. It's like You guys would want to criticize your cells within your community But you don't want to do it publicly because then the other side or racist could use what you're saying to justify how they feel Etc. So maybe that exists also with the almost like dogmatic approach to the democratic party for black people for years where it's like Uh, you can't give these republicans anything you can't give conservatives anything because they're going to use it against us And I feel like now for the first time and maybe I think black people are way more smarter than that No, I agree with you. I think I think I think we I think we Discredit ourselves intellectually when we act like we can't critique somebody and still know So what's what's in our best interest of all this is something vivek was talking about We had vivek on flagrant. He was talking about. Oh, I told him to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was right No, he didn't tell me but yeah, yeah But uh, thank you for that. But uh, I said that in the interviews But uh, he basically came on and he was like he was talking about the managerial class And it's a term that there's a bunch of terms that are like kind of amorphous that they use for this shit But it doesn't matter but the idea that there's this group of people that think That they know what is best for you and you're too stupid to make the right decision for yourself and That's something that he's trying to break break down and get rid of and that's part of his agenda This is maybe an example of that where they're like where basically You criticizing the republican party or maybe agreeing with a philosophy the republican party You're smart enough to do that and that's not going to mean that you're going to get in bed with every single policy They have but it is okay for you to feel this way and to have other thoughts I feel like if you lie If you lie to if this is what I always tell folks and I tell people this in the democratic party If you lie for the democratic party, then they won't believe you when you tell the truth about republicans Because everybody's got eyes everybody's got ears once again You intellectually discredit black people when you act like we can't critique this administration or any administration and still know Who to vote for and when in regard to our interests, I don't feel like it's black people only I think that's just the nature of both parties and politics because it's like if you speak out against Tribal they attack. Oh, I agree. It's like, oh stop the liberal agenda Which is why it's so confusing to me, right? It's not confusing. I just understand what it is I can go to my comments and you'll literally have people like this who'll say Oh, you're helping Trump win you got to stop critiquing biden yada yada, but then maga be on my head Because i'm out here saying donald trump is a fascist I'm out here saying donald trump is the end of democracy as we know it like i'm i'm saying these things and it's not like Fox isn't reporting that too. Fox reports that cnn reports that msnbc reports that when i did chris wilis They all reported that this person right here whoever wrote this article. I just feel like You just trying to get clicks Yeah, I'm saying it says the breakfast club host has pitched himself in recent years as a political expert on black Voter specifically black men. I've never pitched myself Wonderful you saying that shit. I never said that shit. He said rather than a deeply controversial shock job. He went critical He went sorry. He went to google analytics and he was like, what are the views for charlemagne and maga? And It said a lot and he's like, okay. I got to do it like yeah He said right wingers have seemed almost giddy to present his critique of the biden administration As one that's shared by black voters fox news writes about him constantly for example, that's not my problem You know what i mean? It's like it's not my problem when cnn does it or msnbc does it when i did msnbc with joy reed I literally said verbatim. I know why fox news is constantly posting me Does does he disagree with your overall point? Yes, he said i've seen little evidence to suggest he really has his ears to the culture And i've disagreed with it even with all due respect when it's been broached here at msnbc Listen, man Here's the thing if you actually spoke to people within The community the community within the world within society and not just what you see on social media You would hear these conversations happening. You would hear these conversations about you know, uh, the the migrants happening like i'm not making this up based off any, uh You know any points i saw somebody on the right say or any points i saw somebody on the left say i'm getting this from people I do not take it for granted that i get to talk to working class people Every day i'm talking to them on the radio when i'm leaving the radio station in the middle of new york city I'm talking to them they're coming up to me having these conversations So when a person asks me a simple question do i think immigration is going to have an impact on the election? Isn't that a yes I mean Yes, and for these reasons now One other thing one other article. I want to talk about and it's i'm only going to read one line in this article This is from the daily caller dot com Daily caller wrote an article called shalom in the god spreads truth about america's decline Say some democrats grew frustrated Thursday on twitter after radio personality shalom in the god spread truths about america's social decline And what feels like a line straight out of the world economic forms misinformation and disinformation crusade playbook shalom in was labeled the biggest threat to fact-based news and policy By one particularly angry democratic strategist his lack of knowledge on policy issues yet amplified voices of problem He has been spreading disinformation for years unabated the culture deserves better But here's the thing this with the article says but here's the thing None of what charlamagne said was disinformation Fox news digital asked charlamagne whether he thought immigration was a major issue leading into the 24 election cycle the answer was a resounding yes, then they quoted what i said uh and he said Yeah, they they quoted what i said and then they said that uh He called out democratic new york city mayor air guys Of course it is Of course it is but specifically ahead because I mean listen, there's there's Conspiracy land we can enter but the idea is if I can make you radioactive and I can make people You know distrust you if I can make your voice silent If I can make the audience not pay attention to you Then we don't have to worry about all the things you say Which are real things that that administration is not going to fucking address think they ball 25 years too late That's facts Yeah, you're right. You're right, but it's like people who've been rocking with me. Yeah, they know they know it's on a trip Like they understand me they understand my they understand the nuance And that's what we deal with a lot that a lot of people don't deal with yeah, they pick sides Nobody can have nuanced conversations about these things They just want to label you the only thing I wanted to say about that daily carlor article that I thought was so ridiculous The biggest threat to fact-based news and policy Not ai Not fox news Not donald trump not social media not box on social media I'm the biggest threat to fact-based news and policy Sounds like they want to discredit you to me. That's what that is. It's like let's discredit this guy Don't take him serious and if you assume every time you post something It's not true or factless or actual misinformation then they won't engage with you But it sounds like they're just trying to silence you that's what it feels like and by the way I'm not going to ever sit here and act like a political pundit. I'm not going to ever sit here and act like a political expert What I talk about is how people are feeling Because that's what I hear, right? So if you come to me and ask me what I'm hearing I'm going to tell you what I'm hearing. Yeah, and by the way all the polls show that clearly Maybe what we're hearing is absolutely accurate Okay, like it's really just that it's really just that simple, but I just ring I just think what I'm basically saying is I think we all Intellectually discredit black people when we act like we cannot critique Democrats And still not know what's in our best interest to vote for come November Come November and also the other thing I will say I don't care if you're a black republican I don't care if you're a black democrat if you're a black person You have no reason to be beholden to these political parties the way that you do It's this treat this shit is business. What the fuck has any of those parties ever done for black people for y'all to be sucking They dicks the way that y'all do. I don't care if you're a black conservative or black democrat Why do y'all got so much political cock in your mouth? That's true Like there's no reason to be in love with these parties like this At all like it's actually crazy. Actually the country is better served if that doesn't happen If none of us are beholden because if none of us are beholden they all have to manipulate their strategies to represent us And right now they don't really have to they go, okay, we got the black vote That's 12 and then the woman boat is over here. That's this percent. Oh, we got it 60 percent. Okay. We're good No matter what we don't have to change anything They actually want us to be more segregated in our voting practice showed you are absolutely positively correct Like that is so Accurate like I we know what people do that's why it's interesting when you see white women leaving the republican party But then you see Some some spanish men and black men going through a republican party. I think few people just interesting I think people just feel disillusioned with government man And I think they have for like a few election cycles now Like I just don't think they feel like their needs are being represented And to give you that credit. That's what he was talking about It's like there is this chasm between what a person wants and the representatives that they get to choose from The fact that we have to choose from biden And trump right now Is a failure of the democratic process in a lot of ways come on man Because because the reality is is not enough people likes trump to keep if you believe that the election was completely real Not enough people like trump in order for him to continue being president If you if every let's just assume that everything is good to go with the election You lost not enough people liked you that just they saw the job you did and they weren't happy enough with it For you to continue doing it now you want obviously the first one Maybe he beats biden this time. I think he might do it, but it's a problem Or we don't even have representation that is satisfactory Nobody's happy. I hear people everybody saying Sorry to interrupt people like why do you think we keep voting for political outsiders? Well, maybe because we don't like what's on the inside are not even political outsiders people that just are different Barack Obama was different Well to me I look at him almost as a political outsider because he barely spent any time in politics If he had been in politics for 20 years We probably wouldn't trust his as either at a certain point in time when every single politician that talks to you Tells you something that ends up not being true. You start to be a little disillusioned Damn, it's not that crazy to say, right? I'm gonna say you know, you're absolutely right I want I want to damn. I should have sent you this tailor. Did you see what hillary said about biden? Oh my god, she basically she was just like yo the problem with biden is not that he's old Is that he's boring She was like hillary said that hillary clinton said that No, there's no there's no send it to hold on. I'ma send it to you. I was trying to DM it to tail There's no one to you. Okay. I'm gonna text you. There's no way hillary fucking clinton of all people That's my whole point. But guess what? That was a bit if somebody blacks. She's funny if I said something like that It's Here you go. This kind of rhetoric is so weird. You're just trying to help trump win No, how about listen to what people are saying you got a tailor listen to this This is on the pantsuit podcast, which I didn't even know existed perfect name for The problem That biden has is not that he's old. He's old. Okay. That's that's an issue. It's a reality He's gotten more done as an old man that you know, many people you know at his age could have gotten done Sure But he's boring and why is he boring because he gets up every day and does a job and he models responsible leadership And he's not a performer and and you know, he's not constantly in our face saying something outrageous so that we all are going Oh my god, I don't know what he's going to do next and we can't turn away It's a huge problem because performance politics, whether it was vorace johnson in london Or the island trump of the united states is a form of you know entertainment. Yeah, that kind of Helps people avoid being citizens, you know, I'm a consumer of entertainment and this is entertaining to me Now since america is so obsessed with celebrity Could someone who lacks star power ever energize this country ever again, brock obama was a fucking star Here's what i'll say also like what love him. I hate him. He's a star And he was clearly he was a star. He's a star. He never was a politician. He's a fucking celebrity. Yeah I here's what I say. It's like if that's the game Stop bitching and get better like She's complaining that the game changed And she's doing that same thing that so many people do in every different profession They're like, oh, I have to do this new thing to make it now. Yeah pussy Yeah pussy you do that's it. Do you want it bad enough or not? You could complain about how the game changed right and then keep losing which is what she did Or you could do it I see what joe biden just hired Oh, he hired the research the the former research producer of john steward's the daily great job I mean not to daily show the problem on apple hired the former research producer of john steward's the problem Yes Yes, I pretty sure if you dig up an old brilliant idiots episode we said that The democrats need to go hire the people who do Nike campaigns or something. Yeah that helped them with their messaging But she is right in that like He's boring, but then she started criticizing the marketplace right now It's like the marketplace is the marketplace So you need to be entertaining now And a great politician you you don't go. Hey everybody stop liking what you like Yeah, you need to now be entertaining and great. By the way, this didn't just start I mean, I'm old enough to remember where it started at least for my generation Which was well, there was a guy that hillary knows very well Okay, what is it? What was that guy's name sweet dick something. Whoa. What was it? No, that's not that's never mind. That's his name in Arkansas. Willie Bill Clinton, okay What the fuck was that sweet talk at What the fuck was that name of sweet dick willy You mean no You didn't know that no, I don't think william clinton No sweet dick willy, but He started it Fuck on your city hall show playing the goddamn saxophone He was entertaining as fuck and he called himself sweet dick willy. No, I think his side shit caught him that probably Oh, I'm sorry. I have to spell the joke out guys. I'm not the comedian here. I just thought everybody would get that You know bill clinton, you know, he's got a reputation for slinging that thing But why would it be sweet dick? I You were so committed. I really thought it was the name and I thought you confused it with someone else Come on, bro. You know, so funny. You weren't with me. I know he's talking about bill But but I went to a bill clinton. He said sweet dick and I was like Do this with another politician and what politician was called sweet dick? I was thinking it's like wait Richard Nixon is like Richard dick. I don't know. I'm like, what's going on sweet dick willy You know, you gotta workshop that one Charlotte thinks they got a sweet dick. Yep. Yep. Why you think it's sweet? That is crazy That is crazy. What are you? No, that was crazy dick is sweet. You definitely think you think it's dick is sweet, bro You think bill got a sweet dick is wild Bill got a sweet dick that's the problem is I did it That's what people call you It's you you the only people they call him that Have you checked Monica Lewinsky's contacts? No, I have it bro. She didn't have a cell phone back then. It was too far It was too long ago. She didn't have a cell phone. Okay. There's no evidence that should even happen. Oh god The point is he started that point is you got to stop with this sweet dick shit You got to stop with the gargle. You got to stop with all this. Yeah gargling How the fuck you got caught again? By the way When joe biden debates trumps, he needs all of that If I was joe biden, I wouldn't even debate Donald Trump for real on stage. What would you do? This What sweet dick Hey, listen here sweet dick He's gonna lose all the evangelists Man that don't matter no more. You listen the language of politics in these cities All that evangelical shit that shit is done. Nobody cares about Donald trump killed the language of politics. So it's a new game play Democrats haven't realized that shit. No, they haven't you hear republicans Like they don't give a fuck. Why would they they won? That's the other thing. It's like Like what is it? What are the you know victory silence is the critics So it's like you could say democrats don't get it, but they won the last election So like trust us. We know what to do. We're gonna get this done I don't know if they realized that a lot of people have kind of moved on So the thing that nobody talks about when it comes when it came to 2020 There was a series of unfortunate events. Yes, you had covid. Yes, you had also mail You had george floyd getting killed. No, not saying that it was elite Not saying that it was uh, what's it called the election for all but like I don't think people are leaving their house To vote for biden and at the same number that they're willing to mail the show So you had covid you had you had george floyd get killed. You had people in the streets protesting america was in The ultimate unrest. Actually, I think if the pandemic don't happen, I don't know biden wins 2020. Wow If the pandemic doesn't happen, I think jump drop the ball on the pandemic so bad That made a lot of motherfuckers be like, oh no, I fucked that. You know what I mean That's what I that's what I personally believe. We don't have those we don't have a series of unfortunate events this year Well, yes Not yet lord have mercy Yeah, I thought he was really good. I think I think that there's like certain There's certain like ideas he has that are really sophisticated and they're hard to distill and communicate And sometimes the way that he had done them in the campaign trails He just used these buzzwords that are like attached to so many Already negative sentiments that basically stop you from even thinking about it I told him he dropped the ball and the reason I say he dropped the ball is exactly what you just said If you listen to him, he does have some really good ideas fantastic ideas that are well thought out But what I said to him was what was the point of running if none of y'all were going to really challenge trump Like all of y'all came off as being trumps lackey If you're if you look like a lackey, I'll never look at you as a leader. Wow You know what I mean? Yeah, he's I disagree with that. But no, you that's how you came off to us But when I hear you talk now I'm like Oh, this guy's good Yes, when you're not when he's not being trump light Yeah, when he's not spewing all of the right wing conspiracies that you see on youtube when he's not Kissing trumps ass when he's just being himself. I think yeah, he's really good. He's really impressive I think short form communication is difficult for him And long form if you have him for an hour you have him for half hour you have from two hours You could really get to the bottom of stuff But he even said it now He's like, yeah, it's sometimes just as hard with the 30 second clip you have on msnbc And I'm like, yeah, but that's the game But he's not being himself if he was being himself those 30 second clips probably would have hit harder Because my whole thing is if you know that people are craving something different You can look and see in Iowa that more than half of republicans in iowa voted for You know other republicans. Why not give people something different give it to him Give it to him like why why go why go down the whole trump rabbit hole? And what I also told him I was like also two men I know what the polls are saying right now and like it's a it's a toss-up, which is scary, but Trump ain't really one shit since 2016 What does he want? What do you have to help nobody win nothing since 2016? Uh, you're saying that you don't really think that will be that much like fervor and excitement. I don't know I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't see it I think that you know when I see women leaving the republican party That's a sign to me that roe v. Wade of course to women is a big deal. Yeah, you know what I'm saying So, you know, I don't I don't know, you know the democrats have a strategy Which I think is kind of foolish, but it could be correct Where they feel like the closer we get to an election people are going to start paying more attention And they're going to realize this is not what we want. I don't know if that's a you know strategy I would wait on I feel like the roper dope, you know It feels like all right. You're gonna let him beat us up. Yeah, but he's gonna get tired And I don't know if that's a good strategy, but we'll see. Yeah, I feel like if that runs again He should run as a democrat because I feel democrats have no one that can capture or get us excited It'll be too hard To make people believe he's turned over a new leaf with all the wild shit He's been saying I mean, but a lot of the stuff that he's talking about It's like it can be on either party. The only thing is like slashing government probably but Slashing government as well, which is crazy to me how people get so mad at folks who said Defund the police But they they they don't mind when Republicans say we want to slash government want to get rid of the FBI I always brought that up So the logic is like flawed And then he bought it up to another thing that he said he did say one thing that I kind of that I really agreed with he said that If you get a if you get a woman pregnant You should have to pay for the baby for 18 years And take care of the woman for 18 years That's you don't make some motherfuckers thing twice. That's a little crazy. Why don't what why the series like why is that crazy? It'll make you be more responsible It'll make you protect yourself But why is it one sided because because we're carrying the child Okay, but then after the baby's here? Well, no, no, no, no. No, no. No, no, no Alex brought it down, Alex said it's true. It's not one-sided, he's just saying that it makes it equally responsible for both parties. It's just accountability. Yeah, now both parties are accountable. Are you really gonna bust off in that girl if you know you gotta take care of her for 18 years? Yeah, but taking care of the child for 18 years, understandable, but taking care of a woman now, a woman could be like, oh, shit, I wanna get taken care of for 18 years. Let me just go get knocked up by Rich. Take care of her now! I know, but if you make that a law law. He's been doing this. If you make that a law law, it is gonna be. It is a law law. Child support is a law law. But not taking care of a woman. Yeah, that's a little crazy. I know so many women that try to put child support on the guy, but they can't find them, or they have scraps. How many women like this, you know? What did you just say? What type of women are you hanging out with? Yeah. How many, you know, so many women that are just getting nutted in by strangers to run away? Yeah. So many. I didn't say anything. I didn't like want to do what you said. I didn't just say it. You know so many. That's wild. You know so many. I'm a black female. I know how to dramatize. No, I put that on black people. So now put that on black women. What do you mean, man? Put that on black women? Yeah, don't put that on black women, dude. We do. Letting these runaways shoot their club up. Yeah. Well, there are. First of all, if you let somebody, if you fuck somebody. That is what it is. Don't do that to black women, bro. Don't do that. I told you that the other day, what I tell you the other day. What? I said, y'all, wild. Remember we was having that conversation? I'm like, yo, when you really think about some of this shit, that women be doing is wild, yo. Can I say something to that point? He's like, for real? I don't remember when you talk. What y'all do as well, too? It is. Yo, it sounds good. But what I told you the other day. Sucking a dick, yo. That's the best. Shut up. Don't say anything wrong about that. But that's awesome. And it's great. And you keep doing it. Sucking random ones two and three times a week. And he comes out that same time. You out the gate, but don't mess it up for all the single dudes out. Once we retire, now every girl got to stop sucking dick, that's crazy. That's crazy. You see your fingers, man? I'm about to say, what the fuck? I'm saying once we retire, now it's great. No, you said it like once we retire, like we still in the game. Oh, no, no, we out the game. We're very retired. You should be too, Alex. I am. I'm saying for the single guys out there. I'm messing up. Look out for them. You say fuck them. But what I'm trying to say is Taylor was just describing how fast black women are. And I wonder if you want to keep that same energy. I didn't fucking say that. You just said it. You know I didn't buy a runaway. That doesn't mean I didn't buy a runaway. First of all, first of all, I didn't say that they're just fucking just random guy. They didn't say that. They got to be random if they don't know where they're at. They're not random. How can you not be random if you don't know where they live, where they at, anything? Because they're on bombs. There's so many. So you make a bomb take long to fuck? Dang. You're not getting what I'm saying. No, I'm not. You're not. I'm saying it. You're kind of wilding right now, Taylor. Women get into, why are you taping me? He's not taping you. What the f- Why are you so paranoid? How are you holding the phone up? Like a human? No. See how I was leaning right there? You were literally like this. No, don't get off this. Don't get off this. You were describing how fast black women are. No, I didn't. No, I'm saying that. You said the girls you know are fast as fucking getting nutted in my brotherhood. They can't find me, guys. I didn't say that. That's what you said. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. That's exactly what you said. Everybody heard you rewind the tape. She said literally you know a lot of women can't find the guys. Filled up by random dudes that then disappear. That's exactly what you said. That moves. Abracadabra. See ya later. You said that. Why do you hate yourself? Let me clarify. Why do you hate black women? Let me clarify. First of all, did I say anything about my friends? Yes! You literally said your friends. Me saying I know women doesn't mean they're my friends. How do you know them? From what do you know them? Are they your enemies? They can be associates. So anyway, all I'm saying is all I'm saying is these women Can you be a godfather? All I'm saying is that these women Can you be a godmother? I'm not saying that these women When a child has a ghost dad Stop! I'm not saying that these women are just fucking random guys. Holy ghost. They are annoying. Ghost dad! You said all your friends got ghosts dad. I didn't say any of that. I didn't say any of that. How did he say that to you? I didn't say any of that. I didn't say any of that. What do ghost dads call their girlfriends? Boo's. What's wrong? Can I clarify what I was about to say though? What? All I'm saying is that they're not fucking random guys, but there's plenty of women in the world that have slept with guys, dated them, and then when it comes to them stepping up to be a dad. Be a dad, they're not around. They're not around. But those girls, they got chlamydia, they got stuff this, they got all these different things that they're dealing with on a regular basis, and that's the problem. That's different than what you said, though, Terry. What you said was, you know, mad girls who be sleeping with homeless dudes and then they can't ever find the dude's houses and send them addresses, send them paperwork, they don't have no house. That's what you said. Full on gonorrhea. Do we have stuff this... I mean, it's crazy. Do we have any more ads? Yes. Come on, let's read some ads, Taylor. Let's do some ads. Let's do some ads and some ads. Let's get you out of here, Taylor. I'm saying out of here. I'm trying to get you out of here. You're not going crazy. I mean, you just been screaming random shit. You really have been. For no reason. For no reason. Why are we even talking about anal? You know what I'm saying? Like, what the fuck? Nah, you've been a little bit crazy today. Fuck, run away from him. What is wrong with you? Can I just be in jail, yeah. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second. Y'all need to know about a new sneaker. This is literally changing the game, okay? Let's say you're navigating the city during rush hour. The Vessys. Vessys are the trusted companion of anybody who's got their head on their shoulders. 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What we got? Taylor gang, Taylor gang. Gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang. Her name is Taylor. Don't ever fail a fella. Oh, Mike Malamela. Black Malamela. Because I got her on record saying some really wild shit. Oh, I got her on record saying some very really wild shit. Me too. Back to you. I got you too. I got you too. Oh, this is a good one. Ashley Ali says if Andrew went on a joint comedy tour, who would it be with and why? Ooh. You about to do that? No. Wow. But that's a good one. I mean, God, there's so many people that you just want to be on tour with. It would be amazing. What would you do if you already doing arenas by yourself? That's the thing. But, you know, sometimes it's fun to like do things collectively. You know, just be around other people who are inspiring and also like put together that show. What do you say? What do you laugh at? I'm just laughing at how people talk to us, man. Why? Because it's like, he don't mean no harm. But it's really funny. It's hilarious. It's really funny. So you don't have nobody? No, no, absolutely. I mean, there's some kind like, look, obviously you know, dude, Cat Williams right now, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Shane Gillis, hilarious, Theo Vaughn, hilarious, Rogan. Yeah, yeah. Rogan also like it'd be awesome to go do a tour just all of us like there's so many guys. Santino, Bobby Lee, like there's just a lot of guys. I think that we we'd have a great energy to bring on it. Obviously the flagrant boys already tour with them. Oh, that'll be fantastic. Andrew, Rogan, Theo, Shane Gillis. Yeah, it'd be crazy. Make America giggle again. Anyway, Manta.flex says, oh, you want to read this one? Go ahead. Yeah, y'all Manta.flex says, y'all and words ready for when Jesus comes when he's spelt it out. What do you spell? And what? What is that? Man, I'm going to tell you something, man. Jesus ain't coming back. Why would he? You know what I'm saying? Jesus is ignoring us and rightfully so. We are the experiment that did not work. And by the way, we're not even the first experiment that they put here on this plane. They're going to keep putting more recipes out until they get one that works. They up there arguing right now I'm telling you it was better when it was T-Rex's and Bronis' This human fucking shit up. You see what they doing to your earth? Remember how beautiful this artwork was? Imagine you had the most pristine house ever show. I mean, you built it from the ground up. It had everything you could possibly want. Everything. We're human beings. Do you realize if there was no such thing as capitalism or consumerism, we still would be fine. We'd have fresh water to drink. We'd have fruits to eat. We'd have vegetable to eat. We'd have animal to eat. God literally gave us everything we needed and we found a way to fuck it up because Puerto Ricans want to wear Nike tracksuits. That's fact. It really is their fault. It really is their fault. I agree with you on that. Come on, man. Come on, man. Why would you come back if you were Jesus? Taylor, if you don't bring up another goddamn question. Why would you come back if you were Jesus? You got our faith. You see a book of Clarence? No, no, yeah. Fantastic film. No, what is it? Fantastic film. It's a book about it just basically touches on all of the people who thought they were Jesus, basically. In the Bible, it talks about all the Messiah figures, all these people who would come and say they were Jesus. And it's just a very interesting take on how things possibly probably were back in those days. Did they touch on it? Yeah, it's a comedy. If you've ever seen Did they touch on Give It Us? He can't. Who do you think I am, man? Who do you think I am, man? Who do you think I am, man? Who do you think I am, man? Who do you think I am? I can't remember the name of the movie, but it's kind of like that movie. It's a comedy, but it's a good film. Uh... What? Look at why people are so crazy. Really, listen to this thing. Scroll up, Taylor. No, up, up, up. Seed 1526 said if 50 offered y'all a role and y'all had to be a twerking crackhead in power, would you do it? I got to have... I need more. Why would I just be a twerking crackhead? Yeah, we need more, man. That can't be the role. Can't do the more play the crackhead in power. Not a twerking crackhead, though. But he's saying twerking to y'all because y'all a little... What do we look at? What do we look at? Don't y'all not say pause, y'all keep it going, so... What does that mean? Oh, she's saying you're sweet. Yeah, you're sassy. Taylor's saying y'all are sweet. She called you a sassy sassy. Y'all just like Clinton. Clinton, what is Clinton? She's calling you sweet dick. Are we sweet dick? What is the last word? Sweet dick, Willie. William Clinton. Sweet dick, that's great. Y'all don't want to answer the question. Dancers, no! Without more information, I need more information. Premo, SupremeO21 says, how do I reach financial security easy, appreciating what you currently have now? Whoa. Saying financial security is not necessarily a number. I know people that, you know, are making $50,000 a year. They down in the Carolinas. They got a roof over their head. They keep some food, you know, on their table. They're able to take their child to daycare and pay for the childcare services. And guess what? They are happy. So, you know, financial security, financial security is on you, you know? What makes you feel secure? You know, I can tell you one thing that will make you feel secure. Not... Living below your means will make you feel financially secure. Absolutely. Live below your means, man. I live below my means. Straight up. If you got $500, act like you got... Three. Act like you got $100. Because technically, if you got $500, you really only got $250 anyway. Because of taxes. So act like you got $100. That's all. Uh... It's electric. It says, how do you guys deal with friends who seem to act brand new? Sound like you're hating my boy. Mmm. Well, how is he acting brand new? That's what I said. Sound like you're hating my boy. Sound like somebody came up in life. Uh-oh. You're hating my boy. Why can't he be on the way around? Well, if he came up and his friends are acting weird towards him. That works, too. That happens. That's true. That's the smartest thing you've ever said, Taylor. That was really fucking smart. Why'd you say... Why'd you say fuck you to you? You just gave her a compliment. That's the worst thing you ever said, that all your friends are none of them and the guys run around the door and never to be seen again? I didn't say that. I didn't even say that. I never said that, Taylor. You're going to continue? How do you guys deal with friends who seem to act brand new? Yeah, it just... It could be either way. It could either be... You're hating on your friends. All your friends could be hating on you. But I don't have time for the, uh, you know, the flaky shit. We don't have a conversation about it. If it's nothing, it's nothing. If it's something, if we really love each other, we'll figure it out. Address it. That's it. Address it. Let's do two more, man. What we got? Let's get some good ones. These were good ones, but let's get some... Oh. Ooh, now, this is a good one. We might can end on this one. AlexBoss34 says, what are the limits of being mindful of others' opinions versus not caring what others think? Being mindful of others' opinions versus not caring. I think if you're creating what you want and you're proud of the thing you're creating and it's not hurting people, then what they think is not important to you. If you're truly creating the things that you want, I think when you're not creating the things you want and you're maybe just chasing success a little bit, which is okay too, because success might get to the point where you could create what you want, then what other people think is it actually is more valuable to you, because that's actually what you're looking for. You're looking for their approval instead of your own artistic approval. Yeah. I think when it comes to the opinions of others, I think we all know when it's constructive criticism and when it's some bullshit, because my initial thought was I only care about the opinions of people whose opinions I care about. I only care about people whose opinions I care about. You know what I mean? It's not even just friends and family. If I care about your opinion, I'm going to come to you and ask you what your opinion is, because I genuinely value your opinion. There's something about you that I've heard, that I've seen, that I've witnessed for myself where I'm like, you know what? I care about what this person thinks of this. You know what I mean? There's something external. Because when it comes to internal things, what I think what Andrew said is spot on, if you're doing things that come from here, it don't even matter what anybody thinks, because you're doing it because you want to do it. The external validation isn't as important to you. So you just naturally won't care as much what they think because you're satisfied by the art. Yeah, and sometimes I'm just getting a reaction. I might let you see some shit, hear some shit, and the reaction you give me is enough for me. Oh, you might give me some good feedback if you don't tweak. You know what I mean? Not caring what others think, I think you have to have that more soul than ever nowadays. Because you're going to hear a lot about what other people... Between social media and YouTube, and all of that other shit, you're going to hear a lot of opinions that you don't give a fuck about and you shouldn't give a fuck about because most of these people don't know you. And what I've been realized is these people don't know what the fuck they talking about. You guys? My man.