George Washington was a white man Adams and Jefferson too Abe Lincoln was a white man, probably And William McKinley the whitest of them all Was shot down by an immigrant in Buffalo And a star fell out of heaven
I'm dreaming of a white President Just like the ones we've always had A real live white man Who knows the score How to handle money or start a war Wouldn't even have to tell me what we were fighting for He'd be the right man If he were a
I'm dreaming of a white President Someone whom we can understand Someone who knows where we're coming from And that the law of the jungle is not the law of this land
In deepest darkest Africa nineteen three A little boy says, "Daddy, I just discovered relativity. A big eclipse is coming And I'll prove it. Wait and see!"
"You better eclipse yourself outta here, son And find yourself a tree There's a lion in the front yard And he knows he won't catch me."
How many little Albert Einsteins Cut down in their prime? How many little Ronald Reagans Gobbled up before their time?
I don't believe in evolution But it does occur to me, What if little William Howard Taft had to face a lion Or God forbid, climb a tree? Where would this country be?
I'm dreaming of a white President Buh buh buh buh 'Cause things have never been this bad So he won't run the hundred in ten seconds flat So he won't have a pretty jump shot Or be an Olympic acrobat So he won't know much about global warming Is that really where you're at? He won't be the brightest, perhaps But he'll be the whitest And I'll vote for that
Whiter than this? Yes Whiter than this? Yes Whiter than this? Yes Whiter than this? Oh yeah