 Welcome to Shag Pad 2015 where we're gonna get down and dirty with a couple of randy students. Baby making, bed shaking and orgasm faking. It's all about the foodie, ain't it? All about the sexual intercourse and that's what we're here today. Celebrate Shag Week. Does size matter? Of course, always. Um, no. I heard girth is important. Girth is more important than no. Once he knows how to do it, because a lot of people out there, they don't. Yeah, it does. It does, yeah. It's possible to get STDs from kissing. I know that kissing burns six by four calories a minute, so if you're ever looking for a quick workout. So mono, yeah, I think mono, but yeah, syphilis, syphilis you can attain from, from tongue action and lip action. Would you mind telling us very kindly about your first actual experience? Would that be a kiss or a hand draw? Oh, it was on a skating excursion in Langford. And I think someone told me recently, I think it was Cleaver that you're actually not meant to shift on skates because they go to the skate court or something. It was like sex class. In our school, there was like a bush sort of thing. And what kind of case was it? It was like a storage stage, like a washing machine. I feel so bad. What was your first shift like? I'm shy because I was a girl and then gay. Okay, well that's probably not the best. I was, he was from Dublin, and he was on the island. He was ridiculously uncomfortable, and I had a tune from him in my mouth and I went, I'd say a thing in the second year and under a 16 we can't be finals. We went into a bush and I got my first hand job after most. That is so romantic. Yeah. What do you know about safe sacks? Always use a condom, make sure that it's in date. Don't do two because one will rub against the other and go really, really hot. And then they both melt into the chudder and you die. Organisms that cause STDs can only enter the body through either the woman's vagina or man's penis. True or false? False. False, that is correct. Can I go on the belly button? Yeah man, belly button is far more common than you would think. You don't know how to put it on your mouth? Yeah, I don't believe it. We're gonna have to change, give us a little bit of a demonstration. So you want to start from the beginning? Do you want to do a little demonstration for me? Expiration date! Expiration date! I normally leave this up to lads. Then you got to check out expiration date, bro. That's the expiration date, man. Make sure it's in date. There you go. I'm guessing this is the tip. Don't tear it when opening. Oh, you leave it to lads. I'm gonna blame them for this one. There you go. That's perfect. Perfect. I love how every guy leaves it again there to put it on. You have to pinch the top? I feel like I'm actually crashing. Pinch the top. If you had to ask or tell yourself, like before you have sex, about sex, what would you tell yourself? Don't do what you think that you're like, don't engage in acts that you think you're supposed to engage in because that's kind of like a norm, like just do whatever you're comfortable with. Okay, I bet. I bet. Well done lads, thanks man. You're welcome. Oh, you did it on a children's? In a playground at 2 a.m. on a beach in the Netherlands. Missionary's good, but I kind of like being on top. Right, tell us what's the first thing you do when you want to consent? What's important to me is to be protected, but even before that... Just consent. Just consent. Just make sure consent is for us because that's the main thing, and that's when two partners or two people are going to enjoy it the most. We actually have a specific age of consent in Ireland. 17, that is the age of consent.