 Oh, hey there, hey there friends. How's it going? I just, I just need one more fix and then I'm off the stuff for good. How are you doing? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Among Us. Weird introduction if this is your first video, by the way. Nice to meet you. But yeah, I was kind of addicted to Among Us and then I went cold turkey. I went on to other addictions such as the GTA chaos mod, but you know what? I can multitask. I'm a man of many addictions. That sounds bad. Anyway, let's start playing video games. Yay enabling! Alright, let's see if I remember how to play. It's really tough so far. Uh, online. Yes! Okay, and new guy. I am new guy. Fine game. Oh, potato. They're playing right into me. They must know I've arrived. Oh god, imposter. Straight away. Really? Really? All right, fine. This is already stressful. Oh my god. Oh my god, there's so many people in that room. There's so many people. There we go. This was a horrible idea. I've locked myself in. Oh, I know. Well, it was green lol. Wait, what is, what is potato outing me? What? I just saw green kill. We know you. What? Are they watching me right now? No, no one could be watching me. That's impossible. That would never happen. You can shut up AMD vote yourself. I have Intel. That'll show them. Green it is. The thing is no one even believes me but it's just pissing him off that I keep saying green guys. I got two votes. Nice. I know one of them was me but still felt nice that I convinced someone. Why the hell did he vote? Stupid potato. You're not a hot potato at all. Like if he went on my side, we would have actually been fine. He's the problem, not me. Good at video games. Like what's he even doing? This is anyway this spot and it doesn't do anything. They're in cahoots, I tell you. They're all against me. Well, look now potato. You've been doing nothing so they're calling you out red. No, proof. Vented out and reacted. He didn't even do that, I don't think. Even if I'm imp, I never vented. You had them convinced and then you said that. He was even like, wait, he's gone. Potato, I see where you get your name. You remind me of me, you know. All right, I've forgotten anything about this game so I assume this electrical place is safe. I appear to be locked in this area. All right, everything should be fine. We're gonna just follow pink around, either freak him out or make a friend. That's the goal. What was he doing there? Did he vent there? Oh, okay. It's green, I think. Okay, it's green. He killed him, met me and vented the security. I'm pretty sure you need proof. What DNA evidence? What do you want from me? You either believe me or you don't. Oh, god, on the last vote, this is bad. He's like white vented and killed. Okay. Like it's obviously the two of them. Oh, it's a draw. Now they just need to kill someone. God damn it. I like how no one picked up on when I said it. He was like, you need evidence and then green said the same thing and he's like, okay, let's eat him into space. All right, I'm out of here. Hey, buddy. Oh, he's after me. Oh, god, I got to the bottom. Defeat. Oh, they left. God damn it. I think I would have had them too. I got the meeting and then I was just gonna say, why would I call the meeting if I needed one more kill to win? Then again, he probably would have went, you need evidence and they would have just voted me out. Who is what? Me and Blip. Okay, I've definitely out of the loop. I don't understand. I'm going to start killing people because I'm just confused and it's making me angry. All right, there you go. I don't know what's going on. I sabotage communications. They're going to be so angry at me, but like they literally didn't tell me anything. I joined in and I don't know what's going on. Well, we've won. I think take off this hat. I look ridiculous. There we go. Oh my God, he's so angry. What? I just joined. I was blue. No one cares. I do. Why so angry? What is angry? You got him. Guys, did you watch Joe's video? Did you mean call me, Kevin? You were a noob. You can't obey some simple rules. You literally never told me. Did you guys watch Joe's video? Do you mean call me, Kevin? I'm so confused. I watch call me, Kevin, make funny video just here promoting myself, right? I'm going to find a new lobby because those guys are playing their own game and they're talking about this Joe and the attention isn't on me and it's pissing me off, frankly. It's good to see it all this time. People have not got more creative with the names. It's still just like imposter. No, those names hug me, please. Well, I'm just going to stay close to him. Thank you. I'm mad at me because you're literally asking me to do it. I think he's actually the imposter though. He's moving around or else he's really laggy. Why does it say crewmate, dad? Sorry, that was my son, everyone, but I guess that proves I am innocent. That works, right? Orange first, need evidence. I'm going to skip. I skip. Justin dad was an imposter. I didn't even realize that was his name. He probably thought I was asking him why does it say crewmate. But look, they got him even though I skipped and didn't help at all. He's fucking drunk. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out the vehicle. No, I was wrong. He was drunk and an imposter. The only good part is the last thing I said was I stick with yellow and then I went off alone with yellow. So don't worry guys, the general public will figure this one out. He said sarcastically, the chat log is still there. Maybe they can actually get this. I think yellow, me, I'm so smart. Good job, me. Wait, yellow also thinks it's yellow. Well, he might have some insider information, but also very, very good observation yellow. Yellow Jesus. What does that mean? Even yellow voted for himself. He didn't want to be the bad guy. Oh, the poor fecker. GG. Thanks for being honest. Yellow. The guy is just like, yeah, it's me. It's me. Do I have to be honest now too? I don't think so. Who do I want to murder? Who's the smartest person here? Definitely not me, so I just got to pick out of the remaining nine. I'm going to follow Cook. Cook knows what to do. Is that his name? An old coot? Bye bye. Why do you got off? We just got one dead. Okay. I have asteroids. I'm so sorry. Thank you. Kill my friend and I saw him. What does that mean? These people speak in riddles. Well, I should try and relate, I guess. I get wetter the more I dry. There you go. And I will vote to skip, please. All right? No one literally said anything. All he said was, I have asteroids. That's it. I don't understand. Why was I voted out? No one said anything, but it was just the unanimous telepathic thing. They all agreed to kill me. Oh, he said white. Okay. I can't even be mad. The guy was right even if he had zero evidence. Oh, wait. No, he told him that's white. I forgot how to play among us correctly because he said white killed my friend. I see. So he told him. Got it. I just wanted to confirm because I'm the host, so I can kick them out if I want and I wanted to make sure. So I said blue, why did you cheat, dude? And he said I didn't cheat. He's all green though. To win. He's like, oh yeah, like I did cheat, but it's to win. So it's okay. As opposed to cheating when you want to lose. That's different. That's wrong. I will not do it again. Are you sure wrong? I'm the host. Defeat. Well, it's okay. They cheated to win. I was a bit rocky there. I was worried they'd lose because in that case it would be wrong, but they didn't. I was such a bastard. He meant so much to me. Oh, it was just about to kill him, but I fucking yeeted him into the void instead. He just disappeared. I will, I got someone else, I guess. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my friend killed someone when I was in there with other people in electrical. Then he just vented out and I'm stuck there with the body. Yellow. Why yellow me? Tell me. Cafeteria. Why does he think yellow? I'm very curious. Brown. Saw and camp. Is there even a brown in the game? Oh, there is. Okay. Okay. I'm just gonna let them take the fall. You know, yellow has left the game. Okay, brown. The brown. Oh, I almost wrote it to the wrong person. I have to be so clear. It's like vote brown. Vote brown. Brown. The brown. And I'm like green. Oh, no hacker girl. I hope if they hack, they win so that it makes it okay. I'm really hanging on to this. I'm not letting it go. Sorry. Okay, I'm a crewmate finally. It's just nice to be a little less on edge. You know, I don't have to be paranoid. Wait, the reactor's going off and I'm here uploading files. I'm here trying to upload my Among Us video and no one's going to fix the reactor. Red just got locked in there. Is that good or bad? He came from here. I'm gonna see if there's any dead bodies around. They've got a lot of doors locked. We got the good old self. It's black. I saw black in cafe. It's a 50-50. I'm gonna go with black because you know what? He just freaked out and said self and I don't think that's a good enough reason. As a wise man once said, need evidence. Lexa is not an imposter. He has a real taskmate. That sounds very fake. I'm kind of suspicious of him now. It seems like he said it with a gun pointed to his head. Oh, I was the deciding vote. Okay, we're getting rid of black first and then orange if they're wrong. Yay, I did all right. That's gonna cancel out the hundreds and hundreds of wrongs. We're gonna try and kill the entire population of England. You know they all say two wrongs don't make a right but one right makes 100 wrongs right. I can't find like any bodies but the emergencies keep going off. Someone else found a body at least. All right, red is trying to turn in orange. I saw orange and red by security. Orange has to be innocent because they got rid of black who is an imposter so I'm going red. It's red. I've decided. I am judge, jury and executioner. I know I'm gonna get voted out here by the way. I know it must happen, right? Yes, somehow, somehow this went right. I don't know. This is a shock to the system. Usually this would end up with me getting voted out for no reason and I'm right. Yes. Oh, once in a lifetime feeling for me. All right, who can I stick with? Someone be my friend. I don't want to go around with someone. His name is NeedGF. Am I getting the wrong idea? I'm gonna stick with Freddie. I'm throwing out it's red. I saw them go the same direction as yellow and yellow is now dead. All they wanted was a GF but all they got was death. It sounds like the worst 80s horror movie poster. I think I'm gonna get voted out here. I don't think it's gonna work. Freddie didn't stick up for me at all. I thought Freddie was friendly but I guess not. I was with him the whole round and he didn't stick up for me at all. He could be an imposter to be fair or just not willing to put up with my stupidity. Where is red? I want to follow them around and see because I am pretty suspicious of them. I wasn't sure enough to call it but I did anyway because that's what everyone would have done to me. I am part of the problem now. What the hell is going on? They all gathered in this room to just laugh about my death I would assume. Oh, I just saw purple vent after killing him. Let's see how this goes. Oh well red is calling him out so it's unlikely to be them and I wonder if I was voted out then. I like how he was caught by so many people. He's like what? No. Imposter wasn't imposter. Well in hindsight it may seem obvious but at the time we thought it was just a European name. My grandpa was called imposter actually. We did it and I helped. I'm part of the winning team and I did most of the work by getting myself out of the way because I'm a liability. Good job all. We all did equally well. All right I'm going to stick with Cyan here who has a flower in their hair. Oh they left okay. The mere mention of being friends with someone they're just like oh I'm washing my hair for like the rest of my life. No not red again. Even if it is them I can't accuse them. Nobody would believe me but they were just standing there menacingly. You know what? I'm going to hang out with them. This is what we're going to do. We're going to broker peace. I'm extending the olive branch and I'm not even going to hit them with it this time. Okay it's green they're saying. I think it was as well. I was just trying to remember who came into the room with us because they came from down there I think so I'm going to go with green. I said I bet you're right because the name is betch. I'm making friends. And he was an imposter. Fantastic. Where's pink? What have you done with pink red? Getting right up in their grill like where's your other friend huh? What are they doing? What's going on? Oh one of them left. Okay I understand now I understand. Get away from that group of people. Oh no the other one left now. Why do all my friends leave me? This is why I sang a hurt on the guitar thinking about Among Us. Alright well you know what? If I don't have friends I'll just do tasks to keep me busy then. That's fine. Now this addiction just seems sad. I'm not getting any friends like I used to. Fuck all I'm doing is getting murdered repeatedly. I like how the guy who killed me was like one of my best plays as an imposter. He's not even explaining it he's just like yeah that was the best. What? Oh god this is the 50-50 thing again and I always get killed for it. Aww see white was with black at weapons. They were both well. Thank you brown. I'm still going to be voted out like I'm fully aware of that but I'm going to vote for orange. I didn't even get to vote. Wait even orange didn't vote for me after all that. What was that? Oh now we're the three musketeers. Two of us have hats and one is a furry who calls himself Ape. That's his fursona which is weird because he dresses like a wolf or something. We didn't really understand it but we accepted it. Come on Freddy vent. We're all just standing here the three of us doing absolutely nothing just drooling. Alright we're here. Oh no now we're here forever. Okay emergency meeting. Okay we vote Sian then. He's like Lyme did shields and I'm like yeah Freddy's nice. I didn't even pay attention to see if he did it or not. Good work team friendship. I've named us. Then we're just like he probably wrote half of the map wondering where we are lol. Yeah lol. Sian was just like no guys please don't kill me and we're just like he couldn't find us. I see. Yay happy days. The vegans like I'm a girl in the middle of our conversation just congratulating each other and saying GG. I'm an imposter with the FBI. How could I lose? How could I lose? Where is Ape? Ape? We're gonna do a friendship test. Come with me. We've been friends in one game now. It's time to take the ultimate test. Ape. He won't even follow me. Ape is dead. Oh my god Ape and Freddy are dead. My two friends. This is bad because I was hanging around with Ape the entire time. There's so many insta kills in this. It's like they're using that bot that I've used before. Oh I think I might be fucked. Alright I'm gonna vote for the vegan anyway but oh god that was close. That was way too close. I should have voted skip there. What was I thinking? Ah well I'm alive. You live and learn. Sometimes the guy you found just said orange. No real reasoning behind it. It's just orange where you will see. I'm just gonna say nothing because all I've been doing is getting myself in trouble so I'm just gonna stay quiet for a change. So far I've been doing the same thing over and over and expecting things to change and Far Cry 3 taught me that makes you crazy person and I'm not crazy just a little stupid. Oh god I just kept them alive by skipping. Maybe I am a little crazy. I'm just gonna kill them report them and then say it was orange. It was orange just like Black said. They killed in Med Bay. I think Black was following to see orange scan but alas it was a trap. I'm talking too much. I've already convinced them just stop Kevin. There we go. Look oh I'm such a good liar. Why is you're lying? So? That doesn't matter. He's not happy. Excellent big brain plays Kevin. I must say wait oh yeah that was good. I was like wait he's not an imposter. I was like oh wait yeah no I'm the imposter. I knew that. I was making an accusation. Oh so much for a big brain. Alright folks on that bum shell of stupidity I'm gonna end it there. I hope you enjoyed the video. Thank you so much for watching. I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.