 Ahoy-hoy and welcome to the channel. I'm Dr. Sumerian, not a real doctor, and today we're gonna try not to blink. So I actually got soap in my left eye when I was taking a shower a second ago. It's gonna make this way way harder, but we'll see how long I can last. I can, I can blink, but I can't blink. So anyway, I'd like to thank my Patreon backers now before the worst happens, and scp173, which is on the other side of the camera obviously, does what it always has to do. Thank you to Sinjeriki and Dr. Jay Redacted, who are both pledged $100. It's nice to know that I'm not alone out here, though right now kind of wish you was. Let's see how long I can last. You won't get me. Figure if you practiced at this you could become pretty good at it. I need to cut in a little close a couple of times there. One eye's gotta be open at all times. Can't open and close at the same time. If I just wait. Nope. Burns. Alright. Yep. Oh my arms are not used to being up here, so now they're starting to hurt. Interesting. I thought...