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There's now a multiple spin off movies of different action spies. Shavro Khan, the biggest like superstar in the world. Yeah, he has one that just came out earlier. There's a different one with a corrosion called war. And now the third installment of the Tiger series is coming out, I believe, on November 12th. We have not seen, obviously, the first couple to. And so I was going to do that's why we're doing a watch along with Zach here. And it's starring Salman Khan. You haven't seen any Salman Khan, right? I don't think so. OK, he is a massive star, one of the biggest stars ever in India. Came up at almost the same time as Shavro Khan did. OK. Known at that time for kind of similar romance style roles and that kind of stuff. But he's also done now he's kind of a big action guy now. And so this is supposed to be a very good action series. It's also starring the female actress is Katrina Kaif. Who you've never seen this. No, no, I've never seen any outside of the trailers and the some songs and stuff that I've seen. The directors, Kabir Khan, who I believe, directed what? Oh, yes. He directed a he's directing a script consultant on the third one. He's the director of a movie called 83 with Ren Veer. And that was pretty good. Not great, though. But he did what is the one I just saw? Eek, the tiger. Oh, he did another one of Salman Khan. It's called Bhaji Bhaijan, which it was actually really good. That one was so. But we're going to get into this. If you're watching this on YouTube, you're going to see a very cut up version about three parts, because we can only use about five to ten minutes in each part of very, very cut up footage. If you'd like to see the full uncut version, though, you can head over to Patreon. I'll put the link in the description below and the pen comments so you can go check out Zach and I's first ever watch along together. I don't believe we've only ever done reviews on the channel, right? Yeah, we've never done a watch along. Yeah, this is the first ever watch along. It's probably your first ever watch along. I don't think you've ever filmed yourself while watching a movie. Not, not annoyingly. I don't know. So it is at least not a regular movie, not an adult movie. If you know what I'm saying, that's a category. Watching you watching you watching you watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, but he'll be, yeah, I'll put the link in the description below and the pen comment and let's just get into this. I'm not going to. I'm not twenty two, twenty three. No, we're good. OK, she's seen. Yash Raj films. Yeah, I read. They copyright everything. So this will be a fun edit. But in India and Pakistan, there are two such government agencies who are fighting every day for every moment. India's raw and Pakistan's ISI. But there are some stories that. What year did this movie come out? What? What year did this movie come out? The movie came out in 2012. This is a tiger king. I'm pretty sure he's a tiger king. Tiger king, yes. I think so, tiger king. The story of tiger king. He looks like shot. His fan name is by, by the way, which means brother. OK, AI by already bad ass opening. Yeah. Look at that cock. And that ass. No. So. Just happened to be a mirror on a doggy. Oh, this is a roundhouse. Oh, everything. We got the ashes and everything. You're supposed to cheer for the hero when they come in. Oh, yeah. That's the hero. I think I have that outfit. I like what he's wearing. Too big, yeah. How much is the ISI? Tiger, how much is the government's job? These days, the agents are buying the rate. A lot of money, tiger. Manja, my friend has a lot of money. That's tiger. Let me show you. Let me show you. Look, tiger. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. We're going to be lying in a verandah corner of the world. We're going to be dead. No one will come to claim anything. Look, come with me. A lot of money, tiger. Nothing is lying in it. Nothing is going to happen. I'm doing it. I'm not going to come. Shinda. Yamuta. Sera. Oh, my goodness. Oh, look at that bloodshot. That was beautiful. Got to love the hero jump. This is awesome. He did the superhero landing. I think I want to cosplay as a tiger. I think I have that outfit. Make sure your mic is near your mouth. Okay. I'm going to punch you with the gun. Damn. So close, man. Almost had it. It's a good thing they got stormtroopers chasing him. Shit, I can't aim. This is beautiful. Mission impossible, Esk. Yes. Nice. Oh, I saw some nip. Great fall. Nice. Oh, yeah, that's cool. That's fun. I can do that. Bye. No one will ever know. Bye. Just say his name. The money's been falling. It wasn't that much money. I can't handle the music right now. Well, that was a badass opening. I liked it. That was a good movie. So that was a badass opening. Hey, he's here. He's here, hero. Look, it's been a while. Look, he's here again. So why are you so happy? Me? Oh, wow. That's like Superman. Yes. It's like a little Clark Kent action. Sir, the face will get better in two days, sir. What's the need to leave? You've been going to an assignment after 12 years. That's too long a time. Don't be so proud of your fate. Sir, one day you'll get a deskie post. And I'll sit like you and read the file, sir. Make your famous lentils at night. Then I'll find a new enemy for you. Done, sir. It's been 8 years since your salary has been collected. It's in the salary count from the agency. Why? If I stay here, I'll spend it. For the last 12 years, I've been going around the world on government expenses. Man, how much money has been collected? 30 lakhs. Oh, shh. That's not an American dollar. Is it still a lot? Yeah, it is. Yes. Not again. Still another one. Yeah. Why didn't you ever have a girlfriend? How will it be, sir? First of all, I never stayed here. And second, I worked for a year. Really? This goddamn job! What's your duty? Government duty. What do you do? Nothing. Sir, sometimes you feel like screaming. Happy, happy. Spy, hoovia, jammy, varno, tonight. It's a sweet, simple love. The one you want to live for the rest of your life. That's a romantic for anybody who doesn't know. You love. And you chose duty for your duty. Do you ever feel sad? Every day, Tiger. I think I got your next mission. Thank God. You can stop the incoming Pakistani missile. And this technology is very important for a man. Yes, you don't know. India-Pakistan relations aren't the best. I'm kind of triggered. But for a few months, we have been suspicious that Professor Kedway Loved the hat. We are only suspicious. And you just have to observe. Tiger. Please, don't kill anyone here. Don't kill anyone. No, just look at him. I'm going to stop him. No. No, just look at him. I'm going to go guns and blazing. No, just observe him. Kiss him. Kiss him a little. I'm down with that face, Tiger. What an honor to meet you. I park there every day. That's the last park. This is a white actor. They're normally really, really bad in Indian films. Just like Kedway. No time, no time. This music. I have to say the music is really good so far. And these aren't even the songs. Yeah, that's right. That's right. We'll get to the songs. Don't worry. Professor, I've been talking to you for a long time. Sorry, I've got to feed the dog. After feeding the dog. Sorry, got to take the rocket out. Rocket? Just pissing in the bushes? Yep, washing hands. On the loose. Are they having a rave in there? Yeah, Rocket wasn't a dog. Rocket was the DJ. He goes home to every... This man just likes to party. Oh! This is called the love interest intro. And she's quirky and she's cleaning. The access to the professor's house is only for one girl. She's British. She's Indian origin. Zoya. Zoya. You like the name? I love the name. I don't trust him. When will he come back? This is his house, isn't it? Yeah. But he goes on a long walk with the rocket. Has he left for London? I've just come to London. I meet him there. Okay. Is there a hotel nearby? It's on my way. Let's go. I'm going to introduce you. I'm Zoya. Friends call me Zee. Friends call you Zee? My friends call me Zee. There's a very famous director called Zoya Akhtar. She's... This character is basically Zach. He's awkward. Excuse me. Do you have any rooms? Oh, God. Thank you. She's Irish. No rooms. Why are you trying to do it? Just like Jesus. There's no room in the ends. My name is Manichandar. Thank you. Sometimes salmon feels like a lost puppy. He's up to something. He wants to stay with her. He's trying to... He's trying to... get into bed. He seems like a gentleman. Are we getting our first song? Are we? Oh, is that Irish? Hell yeah. Why are you Irish or something? Yes, Zach. I'm Irish. You like Irish? I'm a proud Irish man. I'm going to be confused with Proud Boy. I don't know. You're told to observe the old man at the... Man of Old Lady. Observing some. Abracame and Fitch. This is 2012. Oh, that's right. Okay. This is big. That was 21. Wipes at your cap. You got this, bye. I feel like Spider-Man. Oh, come on. You're a spy. This is your classic Clark Kent. He's trying to seem like he's... He's trying to seem like he can't do it? He's a wimp. Watch this. Oh, okay. Idiot. 100 euros, though. 100 euros, huh? For sex. Oh. Do you want to sleep in that room or not? My friend's house is out of town. He was thinking the same thing. In the pocket of a jacket. You have exactly 100 euros in the jacket. Nice. What do you do? I... It's stairs at the camera. Flags back to his kicking ass. I'm a writer. What's that? That was awesome. On the finest Indian minds. This is a Clark Kent Superman. He's a writer. Like a journalist. It's not actual. It's just lying. What? What? He wants food. Not bad. That's racist. Won't you ask if he's a girlfriend? Not a girlfriend. He's married now. An agist. I'm not married. Why? Break an asshole. Guess you wanted to know what he could do. Oh, dang. Can't find a good girl. What are you looking for? I'm shooting shotguns. Good night, Zoya. Most of you like the name Zoya. You really like the name Zoya? I think I like the name Zoya. It's a Z, exact. It's pretty. Can you punch the yellow and make it solid? Try it. Thank you. What happened? Stephanie does not like runny eggs at all. No. Just the way you like it, sir. Thank you. And here's the cheque. How do you know that? Why people in Indian movies are the worst people you've ever heard? Yeah, but what you do with the runny eggs is you get the toast. And then you dab it into the runny eggs. So good. And the money, sir. Manish Chandra. Isn't that boring? I just want to spend as much time as I can with you. That would be great. For the book, sir. For example, when you're making notes in the morning, I'm with you. Then when you're going to college, I'm with you. I'll see your work and research in your office. Go back to your home. How are you guys? I'm really pug. Are you here to write a book on me? Or do you want to marry me? He looks like he could be related in a seared in Shaw. I know you don't know who that is. Do I? No. Do you like dogs? There you go. Oh, half-buttoned. The flashback so you can know what he's done. Can you go for lunch? Just a writer. Are you asking me out on a date? Date? No, no. I'm going to spend the night with my friends. You come too. I'll pay you. He's using you by. He wants to be used. Look at those eyes. Have you ever thrown a diet? Here we go. Let's do it. The flashback. Let's do it. Look at the camera. I like the fourth wall breaks. That's freaking awesome. This is like, you know I have. Don't be silly. This is my job. Don't drink too much. Okay, mummy. Uh-oh. It's never good when somebody is clicking pictures of you. Oh god. It's okay. That was good. What song is that? Not you. I'm asking the audience. Tangari. No problem. He said it all cool. What's that supposed to mean? She's holding hands already. She wants you bad. Zeke. She wants to hear from her mind. And ma'am, for you, Tangari. Enjoy. Do you think she's a spy? Think about that. Because I was mesmerized. They love each other. That's it. That's how you're gonna do it. Mummy, we have to do it quickly. That's why we're here. How is it? That was quirky, man. It's quirky. I love it. It's not taking itself too seriously. There's not been one song yet. I'm surprised. I was really hoping it was gonna be a song earlier. Magical stars. I noticed that. You noticed the stars? I noticed the stars and the Pinocchio. She's a thing for liars then, huh? Nice. Or fake boys. Who? He'll kill him. That was beautifully red, man. Good job. I have one line. I know, they destroy it every time. Anytime there's a foreigner or a white person. The waltz? Are we gonna get a song now? Just hold me and follow me. She just asked you to hold her, man. That's your in. That's your in. One, two, three. One, two, three. This is a waltz. Good job. Anything in your pocket? Yep. Here we go. What is she doing? Oh, my word. I love kiltz. Do you have one? I do. I actually have a kilt. I need to get one for Stef now though, seeing this. Look at those white people in the background. Look at those glasses. They're jamming out. Man, I need to get that outfit for Stef. I'm really liking it. Oh, damn. What kind of a parade is this? It was awesome. Oh, it's Scottish as first, and now what are we under the sea? Let me finish. She got a bubble in her eye. Oh, okay. Oh, that's creepy. What is that? That's creepy. Whatever those costumes were. I hate white people. Look at them in the bag. Got a 7-up t-shirt. I'm not even going to try. What? I'm not going to try. White people just try to kiss them. I know. An Irish Bollywood song. I love it. I haven't heard that one before. That's funny. This film is quirky. I'm not taking it so seriously. I like it. I love it. They do so many Bollywood songs all the time, but nobody acknowledges that they were all just dancing to the same step. What? No. Are you crazy? You told me this was an action movie. It is. But it's funny and it's romantic. But this is the first one. But it's almost like a parody. It's like a parody that's actual plot. It's not too silly. It's like the the third trailer that just came out looks like one of the most action-packed films I've ever seen. So obviously it got much more popular. A lot more money. Don't threaten to hit dogs. Break his teeth. That's what you said. What? Swans. Oh, wow. Did you plan that? The Riz on that man right there. He's like, look at the swan. No. I called for a meteor strike. Riz. It kind of sounds like Lion King. Actually, for a second. It does, yeah. I'm expecting a fossil show. Like he did plan it. He knew. The last shot was just tell her you want to see her naked. That's almost my birth day. So June 24th. 1991. That is? Oh, wow. First shot on the right. Straight on till morning. That's the moon. Martha. Kiss her. Kiss her. Kiss her. Kiss her on the mouth. Runch her. You don't like a tease? No. I'm just going to kiss later on. Just do it now. I'm convinced she's a spy. There's something. You're absolutely right. Why is that old man living with her? I don't know what that relationship is. You know what I'm saying? And that'll be the number one reaction to The Tiger. If you were watching this on YouTube, you saw a very cut version. If you'd like to see a full-on cut version, you can have it on Patreon. I'll put the link in the description below in the pinned comment.