 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone or Sarsur's Stone, whatever you want to call it, Broken Stone, Run Stone. We're all stones together. Okay, you can use any title you want. It doesn't change the fact that this game is a mess and I love it. I can't even remember what we were doing last time. I don't know, he just seems to wake up in the middle of the night and have a little wonder. And Run's always down there too. No wonder he's so tired every day. It gets to noon, he's like, oh I'm exhausted because he's up all night just waiting for me to come down. I think he's afraid I'll interact with anyone other than him and then realize that everyone else is a better friend. Oh wait, it's the feast. Okay, why did I have to wake up in the middle of the night? Where's Mione? Povati Patel said she wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom on the second floor. She said that she's been in there all afternoon crying. Wait, you only told me this now, Ron? This is why you're a shitty friend. Oh my god, his face. This is the most cursed game. Oh my god. Jesus, everyone's face is terrifying. Except Dumbledore, he's calming me down. Thank you. I've just thought, Mione, what's about her? What about her? He says, it's like our best friend's been, you know, crying in the bathroom all day. What about her though? This whole Weasley family is so far since I got here is just a disaster. Ron is the worst friend ever. Percy is taking this whole room for himself and chases you and cast spells if you go in there. And Fred and George won't accept my huge amount of money. They'll only let me pay in beans. That seems really unfair. Oh, where did Ron go? What the hell? All right, you know what? I'm better off without him. Can you smell something? I think the trolls left the dungeon. No, that's just her mining. We're not allowed in, Ron. There's this sign. It says for witches only. We can't go in. Well, I'm off to bed. I'm coming in without knocking you guys. Oh my God, he's scary. Oh my God, she just got crushed by planks. Well, I held there. They just come in and scream move and give away where she's hiding. No matter how fun this battle is, it'll never be as good as it was on connect. That's probably a normal student. I just can't tell with my wonky eyes. Trust me, man. You are way more terrifying than that troll. I'm almost dead. Oh, off I go. Best of luck, Ron. Yummy. There we go. Health situation resolved. Oh, Jesus Christ. Health situation critical. Jump away. That's stunted. Do it a few more times and we can escape. Do what? Jump, Harry. What the hell is he doing? This poor troll is getting tormented. It's like a fly just flying around you. It's getting weaker. Is it? How? I've not done anything. Dung bombs. Oh, these will come in handy. Let's just throw bags of shit at them. I'm just jumping around the bathroom here and he's just somewhat killing himself. I don't know what he's doing. Oh, he's trying to jump on the mat. He's trying to copy my strategy. He must be getting so frustrated. He can't hit me. Where's Ron? Ron, do something. They're just idling there. Like, he seems to be completely focused on me. Could Hermione just like leave? Come on, Harry. It's getting weaker. Like, how do you even know? Where are you? Okay. I think he's killed himself. Yeah, he disappeared. Great. Oh, wait. No, he's back. Is it dead? I don't think so. Just not found. Who's using the bathroom right now? Has someone been in there the whole time? What is that running water? The rock just moves for Ron. Oh my goodness. Explain yourselves, both of you. Both of you explain yourselves. What were you doing hiding behind the rocks over here? I went looking for the troll. I read about them and thought I could handle it, but I was wrong. What is even the need for this lie? Why didn't she just tell the truth? I was in here crying. My two friends were worried about me. They were passing the door anyway. They took a little peek in because they're perverts and they found me. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor. Only five points. Five points will be awarded to each of you for sheer dumb luck. Oh, dumb luck gets you points. We're gonna win. Dumb luck is like my specialty. What's going on here? All right. It's just an awkward silence when she was looking off into the stairs. What are friends for? I don't know. Oh, he's impaling his eye. You know what that means? He's bloody exhausted. It's just so tiring, Harry. Just standing here doing nothing, you know? Brain starts to slow down. My one brain cell can't keep up. That was close. Yep. All right. What do I get? I think I get some treasure here. It's whatever that troll was carrying on him. A key to the woman's bathroom. Oh no, it's a wizard care. Never mind. I can't see where I am. Can the camera change, please? Thank you. Game's a little bit lagging behind. We still haven't asked Hermione is she okay? We just left her in there with all the rubble. Anyway, Hermione, now that we saved you, you can go back to crying. Where am I going now? Oh, end night. Okay, great. I'll just sleep here on the stairs. Hey, I'm used to sleeping under the stairs. May as well sleep on the stairs for a change. I'm still almost dead. Should I go to a nurse or something? Like I'm an inch from death. Hello, Hermione. It's weird that Ron isn't here. Why am I going with Hermione for a change? I thought he'd be too jealous for this. It's probably why she was crying all that time in the bathrooms. Ron bullied her into not hanging out with me. He's mine, back off. You don't mess with the Weasley gang. They're the strongest gang in Hogwarts. And Ron is the don. There's got to be an alternate reality out there that I wrote the Harry Potter books and they would have been much better. Makes zero sense. Wait, no, I'm not supposed to be outside. This is what happens when people don't guide me. They keep going, follow me, and they don't go ahead of me. Look at them all just idling. What are you doing? Nice one, Harry. Oh, thank you. As long as you say nice things, you can stand around the idle all day. Nice one, Harry. Taking on a troll like that. Thank you very much. And what have you got to say? I can't believe there was a troll in there. No, say something good about me. Ah, here you are. All right. The bouncer of potions. I wasn't going. Can you get out of the way, please? You'll be able to see the potion ingredients you've collected and the ones you haven't by looking in your membrane. Wait, you can? I didn't know that. That would have been helpful like two episodes ago. I don't have Dittany. Okay. Well, I guess I'll just delay the entire class and go look for that. I'll be back in a while. Oh, wait. Is this it? Okay. That was easy. It was just sitting there in the greenhouse. What the hell are you guys? Why are you trying to stop students from getting ingredients? Feck off. Run away. They're really just trying to kill you at every turn. Just trying to do your lessons. Dumbledore must believe it, like builds character or something. Island. Wait, what is this? Just a random book. All right. Well, it's mine now. I'm just stealing it. Now I just need to return it to the common room. Ah, it's one of the last items. Okay. It's probably not even lost. It was just Hagrid's version and I just stole it off him. He was probably saving for weeks to buy this book. The hell is that? Jesus Christ. Okay. Someone did something good in Gryffindor. Ron must be doing a great job as a bouncer for potions. He won't let her money in, even though she probably has everything. Oh God. He did do a good job as a bouncer. He didn't let anyone else in. Where would you look if I told you to find me a bazaar? Oh God, this is dramatic. I don't know, sir. Oh, I didn't like that. For your information, Potter. Why are you addressing me like this? You're being kind of a dick right now. No one else even turned up, but he's still giving me shit. Why do I even come to this class? I want you all to collect the following three ingredients. Oh God, he's just getting me to gather more ingredients. That's probably where the rest of them were when they didn't show up. They probably all died when they're trying to get the ingredients. You know that healing potion that we were just studying? It probably would have been a good idea to drink some of it because Harry, you were almost dead. I cannot stress this enough. A gentle breeze would probably take you out. Then you'll be the boy who died. Oh God, it's Ron. I'm crossing the street to avoid him. It is way more inconvenient to go this way, but you know what? I just can't deal with him anymore. He's pissing me off. I have to take this massive leap. Oh my God, he killed me. I'd rather die than hang out with Ron. Look at him. He's still waiting there. He has to take that personally, surely. I'm going to do it again, see if I can live this time. Yes, okay. It took off the smallest chunk of health, but it was still enough to kill me last time. All right, I think I'm good. He's still waiting for me back there. Who is this? Is this who Ron is protecting me from? Oh, how did you get here? Fancy trading wizard cards, Harry. I don't know. Ron, am I allowed to talk to another boy? Sure. Today's lesson. Wait, who are you? You're not the herbology teacher. You will see that a crawl space has been revealed in the wall. Oh God, Harry can't resist. He wants to climb into everything he can. The Defindo Spellbook is located on the other side of the crawl space. What do they do for later years when they're too big to fit into these holes? He just can't learn. Like, why not just install a door? Make him crawl through that shit. It's ridiculous. Oh, this seems a lot more pleasant than the other challenges. Oh, for fuck's sake. You were just taking points off me a while ago. I like how he double takes. Well, like you were taking points off me a while ago for challenging one of these things. I know you're putting me against one. Harry, move. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, for fuck's sake. She's locked the door. She's locked me in here. This is a joke. I like how McGonagall was saying that we lived through sheer dumb luck. Then the next day they're like, Harry, fight a troll. Ow, what the hell? I still fell down. What are you even hitting? Come over here. There you go. Stop hitting yourself. He just never learns. I just keep doing the same thing over and over again now now that he's in position. There you go. Oh, they're giving me a bit of a dramatic cutscene here. Hogwarts has failed yet again to murder me. Aw, she like slid a challenge shield under the doors or a ward. Potter, if you're alive, here you go. So is this guy's whole existence just standing in this garden and then every now and again a student comes in and knocks him out? That's really cruel, actually. What the hell is that breathing? Jesus Christ, there's some pervert in those trees. Okay, they're completely missed. He thought I was right next to it. No, I thought he was just happy that he murdered something there. I'm not even picking up the shields that I'm walking right past. I can't be bothered watching him do the animation. I'm going to get an F. Be gone, spirits. Even if that troll dies, they're going to torment his ghost. He's just a prisoner now. Cruel and unusual punishment. All right, I've learned to fendo. I don't even know why the herbology teacher is teaching us this, to be honest. Like, I thought we were going to learn about plants, but no. What was that build up about? Showing them running in the steps to me and then they just idle there. Okay, I cut the rope and then just stood on it and fell. I'm a danger to myself. Oh, are you serious? Another troll? Oh my God, they want me so fucking dead. Oh my God, he's freaking out. Run away. Oh my God, why is he so angry? Oh, for fuck's sake. Now he's attacking the tree. Oh my God, this thing's freaking out too. Everything wants to kill me. It's so exhausting. Jesus Christ, where the hell am I even going? Stop it. Why is everything out to kill? That troll is still going nuts just hitting the tree. Why is it like the one troll that aspires to be a lumberjack that I have to deal with? This is blocking a hole that I think I need to go through and I don't know how to deal with them. Oh, okay. Good, got it. All right, crawl into the hole. Hopefully it's not a bear's den. As I was saying last episode, it's going to go wrong. Oh yeah, it's a bear's den. It's like locked him into a zoo. Oh my God, what is it? Oh my God, it's worse than a bear. They actually want to feed me to this thing. He just immediately forgot it was there. He's still walking the other way. Well done, Mr. Potter. Thanks. What about that plant that wants to eat me though? I give you a C for trying. Thanks, Professor. I guess to get an A I got to kill both the trolls. Where even is the rest of the class? They're probably all dead in there. I'm pissed. Ah, you two lived anyway. There's no way Ron did that. Not a fucking hope. He would have died in a heartbeat. There's nothing more to do. So why I'm for beds? I'm worn out. I'm off to bed. Like it's got to be so early in the day. I'm going to see if I can find a clock to see what actual time it is. What the hell is that? Jesus Christ, okay. I don't think I'm supposed to find a clock in the end. It seems like they don't have any. I think this was intentional. They don't want to expose Ron for going to sleep at 9am. Like I can hear a clock, but I don't see one. Oh, I'm bloody exhausted. All right. As they celebrate how far a slither in there ahead of everyone else, I guess we'll end it there. I hope you enjoyed these games are so fun to play. I love when I get to record this because it almost feels like a day off because they're just like casual play away and laugh at how goofy they are games. But yeah, I really hope you enjoyed. If you did enjoy it, let me know and we'll try and finish off this game if we can. Either way, I appreciate you watching and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now.