 I didn't like it even playing it on this thing. Gerps! More like purge. You didn't go for burps? Burps. I can belch on command. Do it. Oh. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. I can hear it dude. Wow. I'm Jamie. I regret everything. Hey everybody and welcome back to Come, Come where we come between the comments for comments. So you don't have to. Exactly. We don't want you to do it. Alright. Don't do it. And we've got here today. Who are you? I'm Ricky. You're Ricky. I'm Rachel. I'm Ricky. It's a good choice. Good pledge. Jamie. No. He's Ricky. I'm Jamie. Liar. Hi there. Alright. And today we're going to be commenting on some videos here. So Kill and Spark, that sinking feeling, that Nolan McBride said, being from Amish country myself, I really want more lore on this Amish Dragonborn community. Are there Mennonite Dragonborn communities as well? So I'm the DM and I can tell you, yes, of course there are other Dragonborn communities that don't like technology and live out in the wilderness on their own. I personally don't know a lot about Amish other than all the me-hating Weird Al songs about Amish people. That's something against Amish that's more against Weird Al. It's probably pro-Amish, right? They're probably on Amish's side for that one. Probably. It's an Amish paradise. This is the song, right? Yeah, Amish Paradise is the song. Yeah. Weird Al imagines a better future for the Amish. Don't me off. And that's why Ricky hates him. Essentially, I plan to know Amish Dragonborn and then Kyle was like, I want my character to come from an Amish tech-hating background. And I was like, great, of course there's communities of Amish Dragonborn everywhere. This is called the world building. Yeah. This is commutative storytelling at its finest. I'm really happy with Kyle's character. I like all the characters from Killed in Sport. I really like John's character too. I have split feelings about John's character. I love how John is playing John's character. I wrote the name. I did note the name. I was planning on a good Tom Tom call out at some point. Yes. The Captain Garmin for the Goblin Guide. Because he's a navigator. Oh, it's a GPS brand. I just got it. From C. Sucha, who says, it's a shame the series has so little views, but I love it. Oh. Guess what? I also love it. Go watch it. Door Monster Podcast. Subscribe to the second channel. Yeah. Please. It's not all just Kyle and Allison reruns. But that's also good to watch too. But yeah, it comes up pretty regularly actually. It goes up at least once a month. Rounds-ish every three weeks. I got to work on the next episode after this. I'm reading the comments for targeted ads. And the first comment I'd like to read is from Nillen. And it says, I was about to hit the skip bad button, but then I was like, wait, is that Kyle's voice? Yes. It's like Kyle's voice. That's actually very valuable data because that means you'll watch an ad if Kyle's in it. Thank you for your feedback. Oh yeah, absolutely. Good data. By the way, should we be passing the mic? I think we should pass it a little further from your face. Hold on. We just projected out of my ass. That's pretty good actually. That could be us up. Yeah. This is fine. I honestly didn't recognize Kyle's voice at all from the beginning of the ad. Because he's doing the power thrift voice, right? Yeah, but I didn't know Kyle's voice could get that low. Oh, it's definitely digitally growled. It's definitely digitally growled. That's still impressive. I'm still impressed with that too. That was Allison. I don't know. Oh man. Either way, great job on the beginning voice of that ad. The whole video is actually, I think it's one of our best reviews. I really like it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It terrified me, but you know. No, it's a terrifying prospect because we just audibled into this script. I won't say last minute, but it was probably last minute. And we just like, all three of us, Kyle Matlock and I just all went separately and just in one day wrote our bits independent of each other. We're like, should we compare jokes or a script you're doing? We all said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we all said, well, I wrote mine. We filmed it. And then we put it together. And I mean, we did a lot of concepting before we actually did it. The only thing we knew was like, we have the name of Kevin. Right. We started with the name of Kevin. That's all we had. No reason. Absolutely no reason. Kevin. Kevin. Yeah. You, we're talking to you. Nobody else sees this. Because of Kevin. Seize your investigations, Kevin. People not. I know. Let's just go this way. Yeah. I do have another comment and I'll read it in ASMR voice. No, I won't. I'm sorry. You can John, you can cut that out if it's horrible. This comment is from the nerdy simulation. Spanish dub Sailor Moon is legit fire though. No joke. So where did you hear this? Because it's actually the word is fuego. But it's a good idea. Definitely. So I've been in El Paso areas quite a bit for family. And you can watch like everything in Japanese there. But no, sorry. Everything, everything Japanese in Spanish there. It makes sense. And so I remember watching a like Saturday morning cartoon block with my cousin in Spanish. And I sort of didn't understand what was happening. But my cousin was like actually the voices are better in Spanish than they are in English. Wow. And they said that then the Spanish Simpsons joke is from somebody else. Another YouTuber says that Spanish Simpsons is better than regular Simpsons. So I sort of stole that for Sailor Moon. I've always, but I've heard like legit that like. Yeah. If you want to watch the opening of like Japanese, sure. English, great. And then Spanish dub. Spanish dub teams are like eight plus. So I've heard like all of two episodes of Spanish Sailor Moon. It was pretty good. Nice. I've never really, I've never watched Japanese Sailor Moon. I think they do. I am watching Japanese Sailor Moon exclusively. Really? Soggy is grading and I love it. That makes sense. She's your Soggy. Yeah, she makes sense. I mean she's like I can't make the noise. I can't make the noise she makes. Sailor Moon's name until I moved in with you guys. I thought her name was just Sailor Moon. It is. But sometimes Moon lights as daylights. She's some lights as Usagi. Okay. Good morning Usagi. Well in the English dub right her name is like Serena. Serena, I'm pretty sure. Really? Yeah. Gross. Yeah. I mean it makes sense because. Which is like a light spoiler when you think about it. Yeah it totally is. Is it? Like the Williams sisters winning Wimbledon? That's what it spoils, right? No it's I mean it's a problem. I haven't seen that season yet dude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She would have never gone on this stupid. Yeah. What video? These are from Gateway Editions. That was fun to film. That was immensely fun to film and very frustrating and that's what makes it rewarding. Right. Alright from The Magic Rabbit, relevant. Rachel's acting is so unique. I'm so glad she features prominently in another video. Oh that's so nice of you. I really love when we find a role that really lets you be like as Rachel as possible. Right. You should be watching Connors. You should also be watching Connors. Oh yeah. It's like Thursday at 7 stream. Yeah we stream on Twitch and Rachel just draws incredible amazing things and Ricky and I pretend that we are relevant while that happens. I'm just since living here it's just like oh I'm pretty good at oh Rachel's better than me at that. Oh I'm pretty good at but oh Rachel's better than me at that. The Magic the Gathering. No not that. The voice acting streamer is the best voice actor. You're definitely the best artist. You're definitely like great at acting too. Like you're just everything. Oh that's really nice of you. I think my acting is unique. You just can't stand still. That was the problem for me. Yeah. It's best when we give you happy go lucky characters because you cannot stop smiling. Right. So you just have to be like if we give you the right character who's just like always smiling no matter what like perhaps even creepily so. Perfect. Perfect. So when I'm trying to write to your characters I always think of the We Demand Wales video. Oh that was great. That was really in my element. Like enthusiasm. Your characters must be enthusiastic. You know how there's like that thing about you know paid actors to go to liberal events. Yeah. Right. I should be one of those if the job exists. Well those are angry people. They don't hire you. They want angry people. I thought it was supposed to be like paid actors. Is it like you're a paid actor to like be in like the crowd for like being Every time I say conspiracy theory changes so. I don't know. All I know is that I'm definitely a good enough actor and nobody's contacting me about it so. I know you're thankful as recovery and I'm very sorry about everybody being on you about the mark. Huh? Oh it's okay. Is it okay to not have the mark? No during the filming. I mean hopefully no one in the comments was like she's off her mark like that's a very specific behind the scenes thing to notice. She didn't look. Although supposedly somebody said like if you start looking for actors like spotting their mark in movies you'll never unsee it. Just any time they're walking just watch with a quick glance down as they stop. Everyone does it. Everyone. Yes. I want to just curse knowledge. That's it. Will Smith in season one of Fresh Principal Bel Air looks to the next person to speak faster than they start speaking. And he mouths their words. Because he was so nervous. He's so nervous he just memorized everybody's lines. The whole script. Aw. Right? Aw. At first I thought it was like kind of rude that he would like look at them and mouth their lines like come on get on with it. But that's a cute justification. We just got to get this. Yeah. And if there's a Robin Williams movie ever anything that obscures anything, any like prop in the scene has a script behind it. Because Robin Williams is terrible with scripts. Because Robin Williams is terrible with scripts and like you can see him every now and then like look at it. Like in like Mrs. Doubtfire, any like cooking utensil at any point, like there's scripts behind them and he's like looking at them. He looks down to cook at the pot. It's kind of hilarious. Yeah. Right. Wow. Don't recommend that. That's a tone or four. That's a tone or four. If you're an actor. Yeah. Spoodleys is also true for like one of the like Marlon Brando on Apocalypse Now. Uh huh. Like he was like, I was just like drunk in a hotel room and didn't want to learn the lines. And he was like, he's jumping at cue cards. And he's like, it's part of the reason for like the super close-in shot on him is that like they just that's they had to get it out of everything else out of shot. Yeah. From some internet guy, I thought that was going to be based off the doctor's speech on the rings of Akatan. I cut that a lot. Apparently it does sound somewhat similar to this doctor's speech. Which part? This is the bit where I go rambling off on my my the character sheets in the rain speech. Yeah, the Blade Runner speech. It's a Blade Runner speech. It's stolen, beat for beat for Blade Runner. It homage, it homage's. So what did Doctor Who do? It's, did they, did they steal from Doctor? Which Doctor? It was, it was a match with episode. It was a pretty good episode. It was a match with episode. I didn't see it. It's got like two good Doctor speeches in it. But this one is, it's a great speech. It's a different, it's an angry, you don't know what I've been through speech. Whereas Roy Baddies is definitely a, oh I wish you'd seen the things I've been through but now no one will. It's actually, they're almost exact opposites. So there's probably some influence there. Like the Doctor isn't busy, like it's, there's a sentient son, he's trying to feed off memories so the Doctor's like, you want some memories? I got memories that'll make you bleed. So they're both about being completely unrelatable. Oh yeah. When is MassMath get edgy? Well that's relatable. MassMath get edgy? MassMath, yeah, he gets angry. He's a very good angry Doctor. He's got like righteous flame, righteous wrath. Yeah, MassMath gets mad. I think way more angry and edgy than Tenet ever got actually. Tenet like at worst got like, he had like a sort of like paladin fury that's like, oh it's cute. I don't know. But MassMath is like, he gets, like, ugly mad. MadsMath. Ugly mad. MadsMath. You don't think so because he's like the little kid Doctor with kind of like a howdy-duty face. Right. God his ass. He does kind of like a ventriloquist dummy. Yeah. Oh man, the no eyebrows thing, not to body shame but, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like his lack of eyebrows. From Bookman Echwala. I mean statless games are great. I'm here to role play, not do math. I don't know. I think this is, I definitely started my role playing games journey by just collaborative storytelling with random people around me. Math is for blockers. Math is for blockers or DMs as it seems to happen an awful lot. Yeah. You know what is not for DMs? What? Scheduling the next meeting. Apparently it's not for DMs. Scheduling the next meeting. That's what it is. We've got way too much on our plate and so we shouldn't do, I'm so glad that we all have such functional, supportive player systems. Right. That's just kind of an impressive complaint. In the words of the great Brian Wilson, wouldn't it be nice? If we were older? Anyways. Then we wouldn't have to wait so long to have another session. It's true. Yeah. If we were older and everybody could mind their own stupid schedule. Anyway, I think, I think statless games are great. There's like, this is one of the reasons why Ivy is really good, is it lets you just ignore stats when you want to ignore stats. I like, there's a couple like loose statless games, like kids with bikes. Yeah. Which is like, loose statless. Or like, it's just like, every stat, you just pick one of the seven dice and that's the stat. Oh. And so it's just like, you're going to be really good at something and you're going to be really bad at something that's the D4 and that's the D20. And it's just like, sometimes you roll. But mostly it's just like, you just do what you would do. It's a like, Goonies style. Right. Stranger things style. I've been a kicker on the idea for a system, the most lightweight system ever called Ultralight. And the idea was to have it be like a diamond age hard light sort of setting. But the only thing you ever need are either, I kicker on the idea of either like two coins or just two dice. And basically every stat you're either neutral on or you get advantage or you get disadvantage. And that's it. That's the only stat. I like that idea. And then you just kind of rework it a couple different ways. That sounds fun. Let's play that. I've played a little bit of Monster of the Week, which really, I mean the character build is a little more complex, but you only ever need 2D6. That's neat. That's pretty cool. And like your stat modifiers never get like that intense. It's like, you pick a stat line and that's basically it for the rest of the game and nothing's more than like plus two or minus two. This is supposedly like the thing about Gerps, although we made Gerps the butt of this joke, is that like, after you get past character creation, the reason I picked Gerps for this joke is that I never got past character creation. Supposedly once you get past that point, it's just D6 is sitting pretty. All the video, the video I'm pretty comments from is the, there's rules for that about building an avatar character in D&D 5E. That's right. Yup. So this comment comes from Firestorm, says, actually need some advice. Backstory, I'm planning on making a character who was once a pixie, but pissed off in Archfey by falling in love with the human and bringing him home with her. Spicy. The Archfey responded by turning her into a human and kicking her out of the Feywild, severing all her connection to it and forbidding any Fey creature from even acknowledging her existence. Spicy again. Problem. What class do I play her as? I was thinking College of Glamour, but I'm worried the mechanics don't sync up with her backstory. So I think this is all depending on what is her goal, right? Is she trying to get back in the Feywild? Because if so, you've also got like a, this is a 5E question. You are a fighter. Who cares? Oh, wow. Okay, okay. The answer is working. There's a bunch of Fey subclasses, right? Like College of Glamour is a Fey subclass. There's almost certainly a Druid's Fey subclass, right? Right. There's a, I know there's an Archfey warlock patron. So going warlock and like saying, and like appealing to a different Archfey. You have a Fey probation officer. You're revenge paladin. It's in the DMG, but there's rules for the Forsaken paladin. Oh, is this a non-lawful? Yeah, it's a like, it's a paladin that, it's Oathbreaker, Oathbreaker paladin. Oathbreaker? It gets to do like, all sorts of cool things, and that could be your character like cut off from their previous world. Or just Mono Wizard, who cares, the class doesn't matter, the story matters. Class can help though. If you want to, like class, so this is a, a live long debate in like the Pathfinder community is a class just a bundle of actions and like instructions and you don't need any flavor attached to it. Yeah, sure. You can definitely write like, I sure I'm a ninja, but really I would prefer to be thought as a gentleman thief and I don't need any of these like, they're not key points. It's just my luck or whatever, right? Or, So I do this already. Right. But if you are looking for, if you're like, if you're not comfortable with role play, your class is always a great starting point. Like, you're tight and you move, like if you're, if you're looking for it to build off of, class can be important. This person has written a huge backstory. They'll be great at role play. Sure. They just need a class. Yeah, if you want, like, I think actually College of Glamour is still fine if that's what you think you're running. Like it's just like the last little, like a little, because it's definitely not full fairy powers, right? Where, so I think it's like last lingering little bits, plus it gives a little bit of edge of tension. Like, it's a reminder that you always want to go back or that you used to be from there because you still got this last little vestige. Right. That's my thought. It's from Von Schott. Oh, this is the... Okay. Please read it. Please, please read it. Ask your question. Do I, do I? Do I? Do I? My character has a history with ending up on the path to the stomach of different crocodiles, alligators, or their kin. Is this from grappling? If you are struggling as you slide down their gullet, thankfully, one of them choked a death on me. A rascal. Natural one, over and over until it died. Been there. Is that Benye Blanc in the flesh? Benwa. Benwa. Benwa. So I think we recently watched Knives Out. Which is so good. Which is so good. But it's so good. Watched Knives Out. And this is from the the 5e video, right? Yes. So I can answer this question for Pathfinder. In Pathfinder, to usually swallow whole action, you must first grab them with your grab ability, which is usually just jaws for creatures. And as long as the creature you are grabbing with your jaws is on one size smaller than you, or less, you can swallow whole. And then once you're inside the creature, you either can attack out of the creature with a sharp slashing or piercing weapon, or you can attempt to escape the grapple from there. When you're inside the creature, you have the grapple condition, but the creature that has swallowed you does not. Thank you, grapple research, for telling me all of this. Now for 5e, I don't know if it matters. For 5e, no one knows what a swingy arch sword is. Yeah? Unless you've been swallowed? Yeah. Why not? Are you grappled? Who cares? The rules, maybe? No. I don't think big enough to eat people. It's just sort of like you just are just taking damage for being turns in there. Yeah. And then you just get your actions, whatever. You just get your actions and whatever. Okay. Yeah. Welcome to our spin-off series. There aren't really any rules for that. Or who cares about the rules for that? There's like maybe people who are big enough to eat adventurers. And it's like, it'll either say if you were swallowed, you'd instead die. Right. Or it'll say take like this much acid damage every turn. And like, all you do is you just attack from the inside. Interesting. So that's going to be it for our community comments this week. We'd still like to be putting this out at least once a month. I would really like to get back to doing this regularly because we are doing it pretty regularly. We are, yeah. We've got like, I don't know, if we missed the month and we'd love to keep you from here. So make sure you're commenting and we'll answer your questions at least once a month. All right, we should all for John to make this annoying for him. Yeah. We should all look up in that way. Like we're listening to the voice of God and John to answer his own voice here. Guys, it's not God. Come on. Jamie. Jamie. What's that? I'll give you a dollar to lay it down for you. Please. It's a miracle. You're saying for only one dog. No, guys. No, no, no. All right, that's it. If you want more, you can go over to twitch.tv slash doormonsterTV right this minute and we are streaming our morning show. We have a morning show. What did we do on the morning show? What did you want me to do? Because we both do the morning show. We do. Yeah. And we stream every single weekday morning on Twitch from 8 a.m. to 9 a.m. Central's time and we've had a, it's been fun, but not a lot of people had it, so we're just advertising it real quick. 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