 So, oh hello, why won't you answer? Oh, hello. Hey, why aren't you talking to me? I am talking to you. You didn't pick up. No, I picked up. You just, you thought you were listening to my stream. No, you didn't pick up. Yes, I did. Look, I didn't. Yeah, I did. Who wants to be a millionaire? No, cooking. And then I starved my ass until like for this content. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't eat anything. I'm hungry. Well, I just ate. No, I'm just kidding. I didn't eat breakfast. I'm good. Okay, so let's do cooking. Okay, but before, like we can talk a little bit. Stole just as usual, like you do all the time. Oh my gosh, Stole, it's so annoying. I never heard Stole use Stole. We got to catch up, you know, a little bit. And then let's do the cooking, all right? Cooking competition. Okay, good. Hey. Hey. Long time no say. Yeah, you've been in Europe. Yes. Europe is a great country. Europe is not country. Europe is continent. No, it's kind of like Africa. No, it's not country. It's continent. How have you been? Are you, did you turn on any music? Yeah. Do you have background music right now? I have Twitch. I use Twitch soundtrack. It's actually good. Are you use Twitch? Oh really? Yeah. Why is your background so nasty? What? What's wrong with my background? Right? I mean, mine is nasty too, but like yours is more. No, it's not. Mine's not more. Mine's the same. Are you excited for me to go to, go wreck your house in December again? Excited is a strong word. Excited is a strong word. I think the word you're looking for is financially prepared. And the answer is no. Financially prepared. Look, you still, I still have to send you that invoice. What invoice? You owe me about $30,000 in damages. Bullshit. For what? Property damage, physical, emotional damage. I have PTSD every time somebody walks in my house. PTSD. Every time somebody walks into my house, I'm freaking terrified they're going to ruin it now. Tree Plum, thank you for six months up. You haven't paid for the food that I cooked for you. No, you need to pay me for the food that you cooked for me. You haven't paid the, what is it? Just give Aspen the Trump socks. You have Trump socks? Yeah, do you want to see it? You can't even call me. Cool. 2020 Trump. Cool. I look the weird. Yeah, I think you should have it. Thanks. No, actually, you should get it from eBay. So what are you going to cook today? So, Chad, we are going to do the cooking competitions. I am going to win because Aspen isn't that good at cooking anyway. I'm good at cooking. What do you mean I'm not good at cooking? You're only good at flipping egg and then flipping bacon. I can flip anything. Okay. If you put your mind to it, you can flip whatever you want. Except for houses. You can't flip houses for some reason. I'm learning guitar. I'm like kind of addicted to playing guitar. Can you play guitar? Yeah. Lies. Really? Yeah, I can. Not good. Do you have guitar? No. I'm going to order a guitar to your house so that when I get there, I can play it. Okay. Are you actually going to play a guitar or are you just going to have one? Because I would say like. No, I'm actually going to play guitar because I have to practice. Everybody I know who has a guitar, bought a guitar and said, I'm going to learn how to play this. And then play for two days like this hard and they just like leave it there. No, but I can't play country roads right now. Uh-huh. Play it. Don't mute. We're going to do a duet. Ready? Oh, you're going to do a duet? Okay, let's do the duet. Let's do this. One, two, one, two, three, four. Why are you playing it wrong? I am playing it correctly. No, you're playing it wrong. You're playing it wrong. You're playing it wrong. No. No, I'm playing it right. Look. Okay, listen, listen. Repeat after me. Do that. Huh? Okay, repeat. Listen. This is an A. Go A. Say it. A. A. Now do it again. Ready? Do it again. Ready? A. Say it. Say A. A. Okay, now we're good. Now you understand. Ready? That's not a country road. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. I was tuning. Okay, you play like a crown Reno or whatever. I'll try to sing to it. Okay. Let's do it. Plus for a change. I think your tone is off. My tone is not off. I just tuned it. No, it's not. Yeah, we tuned it earlier. Do it again. Ready? A. Play it. So I'm going to buy it. I'm going to send it to your house and then I'm going to play you when I get there. I'm going to DMCAU. DMC sucks ass. Oh yeah, it's broken. Oh, I'll go open it for you. Are you sure? Yeah. Ginny says hi. I'll be right back. I'm going to go open the garage for her. Let's just move her stuff in. What? I'm going to open the garage for her. Real quick. Okay, okay. I'll be right back really fast. Speed run. Okay. Last purging. I'm not jelly, Chad. Four-sense CD. There's no four-sense CD to do about how many girls are going to invite in, you know, leave life like ASP and TV, play World of Warcraft, become a make sex cult, and invite girls in to leave one Asian girl, one kid going to doubly girl. Chris Cage, thank you for giving things up. Thank you so much. Leave life like an ass fan. Jay's really cool. Yeah, I know Jay. I've met Jay before. Who was the girl? Jay. JayC. JayC. To what? No, I'm not his wife. Didn't Aspen also play football? Usually the football players are always like Chad, like really big guys, and then who like, you know, who always gets laid with the cheerleaders. Yeah, he's coming in right there. Hello. Hi. Well, I thought like, aren't girls like, so, you know, like with dogs, right, like if you got one dog, it's like good to get another dog, so they kind of just like entertain each other, and then you don't have to take care of it as much. I thought maybe if Jay moved in, then you could have, and then I could just kind of stream, and you could, you know. Are you saying that you're going to make a dog house for me? So cooking, what are you going to cook today? You're going to cook some food and stuff, or? That doesn't work. Continue what you were saying. Dog house? Well, no, I was just thinking that like, you know, you're going to have to, to like just kind of keep yourselves busy, you know. Is the dog house like big as this room? I didn't say anything about housing. I just meant in terms of like, one of you get two puppies, they just go out and entertain each other, and you don't have to take care of them as much. And collecting like Pokémon. It's better to get two dogs than one. Oh, I got it, I got it. So you're saying that I am a dog and Jayce is another dog? Yeah, you guys just kind of take care of yourselves. Two puppies. But didn't you say, didn't you say you're actually going to get a dog? It's going to be a big dog? Yeah. Do you want to see a picture of the kind of dog I want to get? Yeah. Look at this. I want it like this one. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah. That's the kind of dog I want. Oh, white people happy. That's actually so cute. Yeah. Everybody says the dog looks like me. And I'm like, it doesn't look like me. Exactly. I was going to say that the dog looks like you. It does not look like me. It does. Well, is the dog cute? What? Is the dog cute? No, you don't look like that one. You look like you look like that one. At least dogs look stupid because their tongues are sticking out. I don't look like this. Hey, don't say that. Dogs are supposed to stick their tongue out when they're happy. Dogs are supposed to be stupid. You guys heard it here, dude. I can't believe Ginny said that. No, no, no. Dogs are supposed to be...