 Hold on, oh, she's calling me, okay. Hey, I'm vibrating a little bit, don't mind that, okay? Yeah, I can see that actually. Wow, you look great. Thank you, that's normal. I like your muscles. Thank you. Wow, you look like, I'm up, you. Uh-huh, no, say it, go ahead. You look like a scuffed version of Jason Momoa. Of Jason Momoa. I don't know who Jason Momoa is though. That's fine, you look like a scuffed version of Jason Momoa. Okay. You look good. So. I like your face. Thank you. I mean, here's the thing, here's the thing Miko, like you bring me on and I've been sitting here for almost like, I don't know, 15 seconds and you haven't said a word in the last 15 seconds. So if you don't say something in the next like three then I'm probably gonna get pissed. Okay, that was three seconds, now I'm pissed. Look, look, look. Like now you're gonna piss me off. Now you piss me off at the beginning of interview, okay? You've been off, listen, you've been off, you've been banned for what, like two and a half, whatever, days, threes, I don't know, I have no idea. But this is not, this is not professional. Like what, this is like some scuff, you got fricking like lights and lightening and like everything's broken. Like what the hell's going on? Nothing, it's just fine, also, um. You look like a clown. You're being an absolute clown right now. No, I'm not, I'm being, I'm being. That doesn't work on me. No, that doesn't work on me. Ah, ah, shit. Not seen out, now you're at a loss for words. I'm gonna be honest, if that worked for me then the flashing words on your boobs would work for me too but that doesn't work for me either. Do you have anything to say for yourself, Miko? You got any words? No? Not at all, nothing? I'll give you nine seconds. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Now you done, did it again. Are we gonna be able to have a normal conversation here? Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, Espen, You wanna sit down? You wanna sit down? You're making a fool of yourself. I'm sorry, it's hard, it's hard, it's hard. I'm sitting, I'm good. Espen, I need to make friends. Sorry? Espen, I'm Asian. Okay. Do you like me more? No. Why not? Just, it's just equal. I heard from your chat that you really like Korean women. No. In fact, I'm gonna be honest, after the last few months, I probably like Korean women less, just being honest. Why? I mean, she's streaming. Why, why are you keep looking at that? I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, they're great. Espen, what's wrong? Nothing. Blink twice, if you're being threatened. No, I'm fine. Look, what do you want from me? That's my question. I wanna be friends, we're gonna be best friends by the end of the interview, okay? Okay. So this is like a normal thing. Also, I want content. Okay, yeah, again, it's something I'm also used to. Yeah, yeah, do you live with misgiv? No. Are you gonna end the call now? We're friends all live together. Yeah, we don't. So you wanna end the call now? No! Is that what's gonna happen? Why would I end the call now? Oh, because you found out I didn't live with misgiv. Wait, you think I'm infatuated with you? No. I was infatuated with the old misgiv. Yeah, old misgiv? Old misgiv was pretty hot. Do you know old misgiv was hot? Old misgiv was 12. Yeah, just puberty misgiv, dude. Yeah, I know, okay, you're right, he never went through puberty. Okay, yeah, that's true. Yeah, we can move on. I think you're gonna get yourself in trouble again if you're not careful here. Hey, what am I doing? What do you mean? I'm just saying. Why do you have a sex hold? I don't have a sex hold. I don't have a sex hold. So then why is your chat telling me that you got a sex hold? There's no sex hold. Do you have any evidence that I have a sex hold? If you have any evidence that I have a sex hold, just say something. Just say anything at all. I'll give you 13 seconds. Anything at all. Okay, now you're just standing up like a crazy person. I'm gonna ask you a question, okay? Okay. Why live streaming? Why live streaming live? Why did you start live streaming? Oh, why did I start live streaming? It was an accident. Yes. What? Yeah, cause how I started streaming was I wanted to, I do falconry, right? I take care of birds. And I found this app on my phone. But who's Maya? Maybe she has a girlfriend. Yeah. His sister? Are you talking about his sister? Wait, Maya is his sister? I thought so. Wait, really? Are you and Ginny's stepsisters and brothers? Who's Ginny? The maid? She's a maid? Yes. Wait, is that what this whole thing is about? My maid? Is that why she cooks all the time? Yes, and cleans. Would you hire me? Can you clean? I can cook, I can bake. Can you clean? Can you clean? I'll ask you a question. I can shop things to a nice... Me and Goat, you play any sports? You have a very nice fit body. Wait, say it again? You have a very nice fit body. I heard you the first time. I just want to hear it again. I saw your boobas. Nice. They were nice. You're welcome. Yeah? Again. Thank you. I mean, how else do you make it on Twitch these days? I hear someone in the background. Who was that? She's Korean. Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that? Okay. You know what? You're shameless. Why? Your shirt is flashing words. You're... Yeah, for a freaking 13-year-old coomers to look at your freaking booba. What? It doesn't say booba on my shirt. It literally says booba. It does not say booba on my shirt. It literally says booba. It says KW. No, it says booba. Which, by the way, that's part of the other problem. What do you mean? What? What's the other problem? It doesn't say booba all over my shirt. It's okay to be shameless on Twitch. I'll just tell you this much. You have to be shameless to be able to see shameless. You have to be shameless to be able to see shameless. What's the most shameless thing you've done on Twitch? Too many to count. Tell me one! That is far too many to count. One time I took... Tell me one! One time I took two cheesy breads from the Domino's and shoved them in my mouth with a ranch on them at the same time with close-up cam. Yeah. Wow. That sounds delicious. I've seen some shit, Mikko. Dude. Also, one time I dressed up as Tifa, which was interesting. At least that you are not a gay man. Yeah, it would be a lot easier. It would be a lot easier if I was gay, but I'm not... You'd be talented, too. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, you just have lots of skills. Mm-hmm. I mean, I'm pretty talented either way. What is your talent? I'm probably the most athletic, just the general combination of power, size, strength, speed, intelligence. I don't think there's anybody that, like, if you were to do like a rating scale of all those things, I don't know if anybody would be higher than me on Twitch. Come on, guys. Say that again. I ADHD'd so hard. I can't remember what... I forgot what I was talking about halfway through what I was saying. I forgot what you said. Okay. Yeah, I forgot, too. Something about cheeseburgers. You were shoving some cheesy, ranchy... Cheesy burrito of my ass. Burrito of your up-your-butt. And then you were having some gay fornication at some point with... Mace kiff? I didn't say that. I didn't say me and Miska were dirty-dancing. With his step-sister Maya and then Ginny was in it with being the maid outfit with Tifa. I don't know who Ginny is. Can you any voices, Miko? I could. Okay, give me a voice. Do an old war veteran who has AIDS. No, no. I didn't say who's having an orgasm. That's not what I said. Was that old war veteran having an orgasm? Yeah, no. What was that noise that you just made? You told me. Okay, first off, here's... I'm going to give you some advice. Number one. Number one, eat more fiber. Number two, you need to... Yeah, you need to deepen. Uh, uh, uh. Like, you know, uh. You got to put a little bit of gruff into it. Is this the ring? Well, you told me. No, just like, uh, uh. Like, uh, can you... You got to be like an old man. Can you make an old man? Can you do an old woman voice? Be an old woman. Be an old woman. An old woman war veteran. One war two. Or is it Yes or Can't? No, that was Obama. No. No, that was... Woman, bum. Have you seen the exorcism? No, I have not. This is like... That was not your question. The movie's called The Exorcist. Have you seen The Exorcist? Me neither. You got to go now. You do? Yeah. So what do you have? What do you have to go do? I got to talk to your boss. To the boss? Your boss. Russell? Russell's coming? Azzman. Azzman. Azzman. Azzman. So how do you see his name? It's, it's, it's Azzman. It's, oh, it's Azzman. It's technically like Azzman gold. Cause it's like... I've been saying it wrong the whole time. I thought it was Azzman gold. Cause it's, well it's like some people, like my name is S-Fan, right? Some people call me S-Fond. They say it wrong. But like... Yeah. It's S-Fan. But like sending with Azzman, right? People call him Azzman. Cause it's, it's like intuitive. But it's like his intent was that it was like Azzman gold. Right? Like a... Azzman gold. You know what I'm saying? Azzman gold. So it's A. That sounds way cooler than Azzman gold. I know, right? So call him Azzman gold whenever he comes on. Azzman gold. Yeah. Got it. I will. I'm going to go talk to, what should I ask him about? Ask him about his weiner. That's what you did to me. Hey, you told me your wiener was 8.1 inches. No, I didn't. You did your research. Yes, you did. No, I did not. I did not say a damn thing. Check the VOD. You brought it up. I did not. You brought it up. I didn't do such a... You brought it up. I was making knock-knock juice. I was eating sushi. I was making knock-knock juice. What? Huh? I don't even know how they got 8.1. I like it. I'm going to tell you some, he's going to be sorely disappointed at some point. Can you give me some of your eyebrows? I've got no eyebrows. Eyebrows, but also eyelashes. Look at this. Please, give me. Check this out. Actually, check this out. Look at this. Prettiest eyes on Twitch, period. See that? Oh my God. Dude, you've got nice deep brown eyes. I'm turning kind of gay for you. I'm turning gay from a cell front now, to be honest. Yeah. Yeah. Dang, you're a fur goddess. Thank you. You're welcome. I just want to hide inside your beard, and put it up. Yeah. Is that weird? It's not weird, is it? No, that's happened plenty of times before. Mostly with food, though. I don't have a dirt-bass Santa for February. I can. Uh-huh. Santa. Do you see that DM right now? For February's Santa. What? Did you see that DM in Discord? It's the end of the road. Please shout out your channel. Wait, you're saving it? No. No. Why would I do that? Uh-huh. Why would I? That doesn't make sense. Make sure to change that file. Let me go JPEG, by the way. You saved it as all files. Can I come inside your stream sometime? Possibly. Yeah.