 Hello, friends. Welcome to Skip Dictation Live. I'm Sherman and today we're gonna be doing SCP-1875. So a quick summary on what we're getting into. SCP-1875 is a living chess machine just like that you have to use in traveling shows back to amaze the world as you played chess against a invisible opponent or something and it's creepy it's haunted because that all skips are creepy and haunted. And the goal here is that we have a big creepy piece of samurai armor that sits in the other seat so that you can quote play against the computer, but then later on you find out that it's super creepy because it is on the inside the brains of two Russian twins. Now this is gonna be a very heavy piece of work because it's going to have all sorts of special effects. We're gonna need creepy background music Hey, Azimov, it's good to see you. It's gonna be creepy music all the way through as well as a lot of sensor beeps. When it comes to all of the strike-through because there's a whole lot of strike-through and corrections in this piece we're probably gonna lower the pitch a little bit and then issue a correction after the fact. Those kind of change back and forth depending on what we are doing with them if it's going to repeat itself but differently or if it's going to be like correction, see following documentation. So we will see where that comes to and then the big difference this one's gonna have is we're gonna be using the video format a little bit more because part of the fear in this is very much focused on the images. As you get down to SCP-1875, Addendum 4, it's actually the equivalent in an SCP of a screamer jump scare. Like you scroll down this infinite roll of like uploading, uploading, uploading at the bottom of the page and then finally it's like what's why is this always uploading? Uploading? Creepy face! So it creeped me out when I read it right now Baphomet Ben requested this in the comments and I was like oh man, this is going to be such a bitch to record and because it's just a giant wall of text but then you get to the bottom in that jump scare and I'm reading it in broad daylight and it creeped me out. So yeah, we're going to see if we can make that happen. The addendums before that require a lot of static sound effects like creepy static online because it's supposed to be like corrupted documents in an email so we're going to do some creepy if you've ever seen like the ring where like the video skips happen we might not do video skips like that but we will do some uh sound effects static sound effects maybe something like if you are familiar with the .hack series of anime slash video games those will be the uh that kind of like weird jump skipping sound effect that's kind of what I want to go for and then let's see we got the music we got the strike throughs we got a lot of redacted we're going to flip the images on the screen and then we have the corrupted sound effects and the finale jump scare which I mean I could do like a creepy like you know be cheap and make a screamer or I could go along and maybe not be a dick maybe make a low like boom noise that way there's a noise but it's not like the classic internet screamer scare and uh yeah so once this gets recording I will be able to answer comments in between takes I have the uh live stream pull up on my laptop so when I'm not recording in between takes I can check out the comments and see what's going on so yeah here goes the ride along let's see how long it takes me to make this happen all right take one item number scp 1875 object class euclid next schedule november 77 exercise in progress correction cancelled authorized personnel login computer clicking sounds authorization confirmed nope hold on wait you see what I did I tried to change my mind there I'm using my deeper voice because I want this to be scary and I've been told my happy scp voice is good for more like strict documentation but I want to use a little bit of a creepier voice to make this give it the atmosphere but I will use the authorization required I'll give that the higher pitch voice that'll make a different character there that'll give it a good vibe ah yes please don't hit any pedestrians and or police horses not the best of plans all right so let's see where can I keep that I liked everything up to authorized personnel so let's delete authorized personnel okay so let's get rid of everything past that point and then we're gonna move my music stand a little bit so I can see the computer while I record because I do not have good studio headphones to record with so I rely on seeing the sound wave file to be able to know if I'm going too loud and clipping I usually keep my loud singer voice far away from the microphone that way I don't blow it out so I have number scp 1875 object class euclid next schedule november 77 exercise in progress correction canceled so now we go back to the starting point back it up a little bit and authorized personnel only computer clicking sound effect access granted explanation of recent containment procedure changes reset take all right so we're gonna take everything I just did and pop it up next to the other file because that was a good computer voice we're backing up this time because the next phrase is spoken by an o5 they get an even deeper even creepier voice so we will see what we have to make that happen so now it's time for the o5's ready and explanation of recent containment you're gonna see a lot of that explanation of recent containment procedure changes we believe that computer networks at scp 1875's holding site have been compromised as a result all electronic communications with the facility have been severed depending further notice overwatch headquarters has declared a moratorium on future november 77 exercises until such a time as we fully understand how 1875 transmits and receives wireless communication signals accordingly I have amended these procedures with two clauses regarding number one exposure of scp 1875 to wireless data networks and number two treatment of individuals exposed to 1875 image 1ab o5 boop the boop sound is one you're gonna get very familiar with both because that's how I make sure to put a boop in there when I am recording and because this is a very heavy boop episode so there will be many boops boops a plenty and yeah sometimes lower voices the lower the register the quieter the voice but I made sure to project and I got a good volume out of that so we can continue on special containment procedures oh god I think that was o5 voice I gotta go back and check law law law doing it wrong I see we had two viewers in here for a moment that's pretty well a miracle for what I thought no one would watch item number five object class so I've got to remember that my stationary my normal voice is my normal voice right now I don't want to go too deep unless I'm doing the o5 all right here we go special containment procedures scp 1875 must never come within transverse gosh darn it well I got special containment procedures at least good job me high fives for everybody sell five asimov that one's for you backing up backing up backing up backing up backing up okay special containment procedures scp 1875 must never come within transmission range of any wireless data network the machines container must be enclosed by a faraday cage and it must have a fully mechanical locking mechanism the holding sites full-time staff must include at least two network security experts one armed security guard and one child psychology specialist when the machine is fully assembled and activated the speed adjustment lever on scp 1875-3 may not be set to five which is the maximum speed without direct supervision by the site's level four supervisor electronic devices with data storage capacity may not be introduced to the facility except during exercise 1875- november 77 correction see further documentation and all individuals must be screened for such devices prior to entering the holding site in the event of exercise 1875- november 77 overwatch headquarters will permit one designated and clearly marked laptop computer to be taken into scp 1875s primary shielded container upon completion of november 77 facility task november 77 facility task facility staff you mean and yes so we're going to go with a 30 percent voice pitch reduction for anything that is struck through i found out during scp 3999 that that makes a very good way of saying this is corrupted and should not be listened to and then correction see further documentation further clarifies that so fast forward cut the extra track upon completion of november 77 there we go moving on facilities i can't say the word facility right now facility staff must ensure this designated laptop is shredded in the facility scrap metal shredder correction research data may only dad gum it just delete correction we're gonna add that on there a little bit less space there perfect that sounds like a comma all right back to the end correction all right so this one was a long paragraph that needs to be deleted and then correction research data okay so that's an easy correction correction research data may only be removed from the container in the form of a paper printout any evidence of 1875 image 1ab exposure must be reported immediately to overwatch headquarters description scp 1875 is a victorian era chest automaton consisting of four principal components hereafter referred to as scp 1875-1 scp 1875-2 scp 1875-3 and scp 1875-4 scp 1875-1 a steel chessboard table 72 by 72 by 64 centimeters with a standard 8 by 8 grid of 64 checkered squares painted on its surface based on its composition and patina research staff have identified the exact material as english crucible steel likely cast all right back it up eventually you'll see me start to uh not stop every time i make a mistake and just keep on running but we'll get up to that speed especially since there's so much of this i just got to keep it going english crucible english crucible steel likely cast between 1820 and 1870 on 1990 mobile task force retrieved scp 1875 from an abandoned laboratory facility discovered beneath the former residence of university professor shire england a driveshaft designated to connect a driveshaft designed to connect and by the way you see what i mean about boops now it's a little ridiculous typically this would be far too many boops for me to deal with after actually having survived doing scp 231 but i'm really curious about making this jump scare happen so with that being super exciting we're gonna muscle through this it's gonna be great so a driveshaft is what's next moving on a driveshaft designed to connect with scp 1875-3 protrudes from one side of the system's otherwise seamless enclosure the table contains a sophisticated mechanical and biological system that controls a matrix of 64 electromagnets using an analytical engine composed of the combined brain tissue of the twin daughters designated scp 1875-1a and 1b of russian chest prodigy boop each square on the chestboard surface sits above a single electromagnet and each electromagnet can move one chest piece to one of eight neighboring squares researchers have developed several theories regarding the control mechanisms functional specimen researchers have developed several theories regarding the control mechanisms functional try to muscle through but if that's it up twice but did a researchers have developed several theories regarding the control mechanisms functional oh thanks a lot dude i'm glad this is actually interesting i was curious about whether it would be or not uh yeah thankfully i've gotten one or two tiny freelance corporate contracts as a voice actor i've worked with a couple english education companies doing voiceover for english speakers but no uh no shows or radio plays or fiction yet besides what i have personally made but who knows maybe i'll start my own podcast and pull a night veil and make something popular who knows that's right we got from a drive shaft to name it to neighboring squares that is where is that okay good that paragraph yes sometimes you get really lucky with what you find on craigslist there's always there's always something if you're willing to hustle and in making these videos i've really increased my skill at doing this so as long as you keep working opportunity comes along and researchers have developed several theories regarding the control mechanisms functional specifications but the nature of its biological component and possible sentience remain unverified scp 1875-2 a complete set of 32 chest pieces carved in the oriental style from human bone i didn't mess up i just don't like that take i can make that sound a little less like a run-on sentence a complete set of 32 chest pieces carved in the oriental style from human bone each piece is affixed with a thin 0.31 centimeter base pad of ferromagnetic iron samples of the bone used for the pieces have been matched genetically with tissue samples from scp 1875-1a and scp 1875-1b following the recovery of scp 1875-1 an anonymous individual associated with professor curses an anonymous individual is where we're gonna start next less silly well that is i can't attest to that i think i look particularly silly silly when i record although i will admit that i have a small background in theater acting as well and i try and put myself into the headspace of whoever would be reading the document so i have it said in my brain that i am actually a researcher reading this and that character helps me to uh think about it that way oh god it's you samma hi samma uh okay yay oh you know other people i don't know any other people but nice it's like yes samma knows exactly my background okay so where was i ah see samma yes i took your advice we're doing this now all right god where was i distracted oh distractions are completely fine i'm enjoying playing along uh honestly it makes this much more interesting than just kind of sitting here staring at a screen for an hour and a half and uh yeah we don't know how long this is gonna take by the way this is an extremely long skip and sometimes i can knock these out in like 30 minutes have them edited and put up in an hour but i'm certain this one might be like a two hour affair so i'm gonna record until i have to do something else and then if we got to do a part two to finish recording this skip we'll just come back to it all right so an anonymous individual following the recovery of scp 1875-1 an anonymous individual associated with professor boops a state submitted information to foundation personnel regarding these chess pieces leading to their subsequent discovery in the possession of boop boop in new york city's washington state in new york city's washington square park let's edit out that cut part put it back in there i did not make a mistake you didn't hear it an anonymous individual associated with professor boops a state submitted information to foundation personnel regarding these chess pieces leading to their subsequent discovery in the possession of boop boop in new york city's washington square park brilliant another paragraph down all right and then a small all right so we need computer voice for this one no don't start from there what are you doing view image computer sounds access granted this is where the image of the chess pieces go reminder for myself scp 1875-3 a stationary steam engine manufactured by modslay suns and field circa 1840 also acquired from the estate of professor boop and designed to spin 1875-1's driveshaft and designed to spin scp 1875-1's driveshaft all right let's fix that connection by modslay suns and field circa 1840 also acquired from the estate of professor boop and designed to spin 1875-1's driveshaft and designed to spin scp 1875-1's driveshaft all right fix that error pick it up i am using audacity to clean up my audio i have over the course of doing this i have made a lot of leaps and bounds in using the effects to change my voice for if i need like edit scary voices or robot voices changing pitch or tempo i've messed with uh truncuate silence has kind of become my best friend to cut down all the breaks that i make down to a second so it's a lot quicker to edit the spacing i've had a problem in the past where if i don't record a word loud enough like if i trail off at the end of a sentence it will actually cut off that word so it's made me much more careful to stay close enough to the mic so that i'm getting decent sound so it won't delete words by accident um noise reduction and normalize have been my best friend maybe i should do normalize before i noise reduce no because i get it i can imagine that noise reduction first is important to get out background noise otherwise the normalize will make the background noise louder i maybe okay uh yeah noise reduce first that's what i thought and then let's see um the hardest part about it is dealing with the multiple tracks i kind of wish i had like a second computer screen that way i could like separate the tracks more because sometimes i'll have like five background songs and three vocal tracks of like echoing and sound effects on different tracks with different gains volumes and so it'll be hard to keep track of that but other than that audacity has been great for me and free and free is the best all right where am i oh real quick respond back to a text do this is not part of the performance i have a normal like everyone else back to work all right the last thing i said had to do with a drive shaft right all right the engine has been modified from factory stock to allow speed adjustments it has five seat well it made it far that time uh the one line at a time grind uh samma when you get to using trunk to wait silence make sure you make a big deal of how much silence you want there i'll usually set it to one second because i never want a silence longer than one second whereas i if i want a smaller silence like the comma is too long i can cut it down and i'll cut most of those spots but one time i put it down to like half a second trunk to wait and everything was just too quick so that is that is my learned mistake there okay one line of dialogue good job sherman that doesn't go on the tape excuse me it has five speed settings labeled in roman numerals view image computer cleatboard sounds access granted this is the image of the drive shaft pausing idea okay we're gonna think about this in the editing but it says view image access granted and then the image shows underneath so if you look at like the scp itself uh if you want to see what we're recording while you're doing you have the time i'm currently recording from www dot scp hyphen wiki dot net slash scp hyphen one eight seven five if you want to read along and see like what i'm looking at but uh what i've got is i've got blocks of text and underneath them are this hyperlink to view the image then it changes to access granted and it shows you the image but it shows you the image after you read it which makes sense in the context of a website but if i were to take this opportunity and be artistic with the medium i could put the view image right after the scp number so it would be like scp one eight seven five dash three view image click click click click click access granted and then while the image is up i can describe it a stationary steam engine mac and factor by blah blah blah blah blah that might be a cool idea and that'll mean the image is up during its description and then we skip on to the next one yeah okay i'm glad i recorded that because now i'll remember to do it yes high five me we're making art jump the drive shaft okay we'll put that upstairs good job me cut it up put it there as five speed settings labeled in roman is the image of the drive shaft all right so this is the image of the drive shaft all right moving down scp one eight seven five dash four a suit of eighteenth century samurai armor in the gosuku style okay gotta go back uh there's a lot of parts i want to make sure i pronounce right so i'm going to go to youtube on yeah i tend to ignore it i started by just recording everything and cleaning up the edits but i hate the editing process so much that i just do it while i'm recording so that i have less to do in the long run because god so mind-numbing um okay so gosuku gusoku all right that's obviously not how you say it but all right pronunciation how to pronounce gusoku in japanese uh see it's relaxing to you i hate desk work on you've got to have some pronunciations everything is pronunciated how to pronounce youtube well that's not helping gusoku okay so it's not any silent letters that's nice a silly thing that happens when i do this i need to go in and uh what's the word i was looking for yeah to hear things on my computer i need to actually unplug my microphone because when i plug my mic into the usb it actually does not allow sound to play except from audacity i don't know if that's a weird thing or not it's just something i think is weird cool that was a good take move it on up and back and forward a suit of 18th century samurai armor in the gusoku style arrived in storage case with scp 1875-3 courtesy of professor boops a state historical evidence suggests that scp 1875-4 would have been situated on a chair beside the chess table serving as a performance prop staff have not observed any objectively unusual activities however several visiting researchers have reported prolonged feelings of anxiety after making eye contact with armor space plate with the armor space plate however several visiting however several visiting researchers have reported prolonged feelings of anxiety after making contact so sometimes i find a weird phrasing in the document that i appreciate you writer and i love your work and it's got 440 something likes so obviously it's good but sometimes their phrasing does not translate to speech well so however several visiting researchers have reported prolonged feelings of anxiety after making eye contact eye contact with armor space plate with the armor space plate just sounds better audibly i think so those are like the only times i'll make changes to what the author has read because i try to be as authentic to the piece as possible unless by medium i have to make some changes where was i several visiting i wonder if i can just splice that in and call it done maybe it'll fit i may have done it yes i don't have to do it again and stumble over all those words i succeeded oh yeah cut it up cut it up add it to the other track because we are moving on all right samurai gusoku staff have not deserved feelings of anxiety ah yes computer voice view image keyboard sounds access granted addendum zero one intake reports authorize god computer voice authorized personnel only fix that cut it up that was good jesus christ there are three people watching this hi three people i had not intended anyone to watch this today i am very blessed and surprised and i hope my microphone talking is entertaining all right take it that right oh hey toad king how you doing welcome to the stream moving on addendum zero one intake report authorized personnel only keyboard sounds access granted scp involved 1875 personnel involved intake analyst date 1990 location site description scp 1875 appears to be a fully mechanical chest playing machine from the mid 19th century unlike other early mechanical chest devices so that is going to be a really weird correction because if uh if you listen to the paragraph scp 1875 appears to be a fully mechanical chest playing machine but the fully mechanical are the only words corrected now typically if they do a whole sentence i can like issue a correction at the end or because i'm going to use that like deeper voice adjust to make it seem like it's scratched out like i did in scp 3999 but the first thing i have to do in this case let me cut that line real quick yeah i've messed that up anyways how far did i get appears to be so we'll start there cut it up cut it up cut and paste all right so now we get into a phase called think about the art where i sit here like a dummy for a second and try to figure out how to best portray this scp 1875 appears to be a fully mechanical chest playing machine from the mid 19th century correction see further documentation actually i think that still works i think that's gonna go okay let's try it otherwise i'll go into the editing phase i'll fidget with it and then i'll get mad and rerecord later i'll run the live stream on that if i do like a full session if it's not just like cleanup cuts because we don't need cleanup cuts that's like a 10 minute recording sesh god i'm such a douchebag recording sesh okay scp 1875 appears to be a fully mechanical chest playing machine from the mid 19th century correction see further documentation unlike other early mechanical chest devices see standage tom the turk the life and times of the famous 18th century chest playing machine scp 1875 does not appear to be designed to conceal a human operator within its case scp 1875 was built for the same purpose as contemporaneous devices as a traveling curiosity designed to be played by volunteers before a group of spectators who would be charged an omission i got contemporaneous right on the first try and i couldn't say the word charged who would be charged it hasn't happened yet because the word hasn't come up but one day if you're watching this live stream the word occurs is my worst enemy every time i try to say the word occurs on the fly it comes out as a course yes it occurs to me a course who would be charged an admission fee i'm trying to find my place in the text i gotta make sure i keep moving it up so i don't get lost there we go who would be charged an admission who would be charged and charged charged it i'm trying to say charged as one syllable rather than three charged charged charged charged charged charged if i say it a hundred times it'll become natural again charged who would be charged an admission fee identities of several of the machines welcome to the sad midsection of the recording where everything goes wrong every time i try and speak oh and the recording failed when i tried to uh record that so i have to go back and fix the part i succeeded on either who would be charged an admission fee identities of several of these machines is nope i didn't like that i didn't think i did who would be charged an admission fee who would be charged an admission fee who would be charged an admission fee i like that one who would be charged an admission fee identities of several of the machines previous owners are known see but reliable information regarding its original designers and fabricators remains elusive when questioned about the origin of scp 1875 a representative from the estate of professor directed us to a russian newspaper clipping see found among the professor's belongings the article concerns the disappearance of the twin 14-year-old daughters of russian chess champion the article concerns the disappearance of the twin 14-year-old daughters of russian chess champion i got to listen to that and see if i got it right the second time who would be charged and let's cut that first bad take when questioned about the origin of scp 1875 a representative from the estate of professor directed us to a russian newspaper clipping see professors belonging so many boops article concerns the disappearance of the twin 14-year-old daughters of russian chess champion the article concerns the disappearance of concern i think i got that right among the professors belongings the article concerns the disappearance of the twin 14-year-old daughters of russian chess champion actually no that sounded really good i did not do it wrong like i thought i did yes okay screw all of that and let's go cover that i fixed it by not breaking it high fives all around and russian chess champion it's not a voiceover it's a fucking telegram and russian chess champion on 18 subsequent historical records indicate that the girls were never found and that russian authorities failed to identify the persons responsible however we have yet to establish any connection between these events and scp 1875 correction see further documentation evidence of the machine's public appearances beginning in the 18 draft i gotta listen to both asimov's and toad king's recordings because i have not yet see further documentation but i say i i don't know about you guys but the thing that keeps me going on this the way i do it is just an anal retentive want to put out the best possible product and going through draft after draft after draft uh i look back at some of my older stuff uh i started doing these recordings what like three years ago or something and definitely three years ago my recordings i let a lot of things slide and then i came i went away for a year got busy with other projects and so i came back and i just got really strict as professional as i can possibly be with you know my ironing board fancy blanket recording studio oh god i hate my voice after oh especially because i don't think my voices separate as much as i would like them to yeah the ghetto rig it used to be a whole blanket fort i used to have to crawl under this thing but it gave me back aches so this is my invention so it's like a soundproof box for the microphone uh sam i think we all hate our voices uh oh yes but long story short is i feel like as long as you try to work like a professional and put out the best product then you're going to go back and make better takes you're going to go back and find music you're gonna make the right the best thing you can make as much editing as much takes as it takes as many takes as it takes it's a bed foam pad and a closet yeah i i initially did uh i tried the closet thing my closet is not big enough i learned that from a matpat on a game theory i watched his recording closet style with all the coats and that was my first idea but i am six foot tall and my closet is not big it's a harry potter closet but like half the size so i can barely stand it in the first place okay i forgot what i messed up so let's uh go back to here where was i correction see further correction see further documentation excellent see further documentation evidence of the machine's public appearances beginning in 18 boop under the name the samurai have been found in russian british and american newspaper archives see the last recorded appearance of the samurai occurred on april 1906 in san francisco california its owner at the time sideshow proprietor mr boop perished in the aftermath of the earthquake that struck san francisco later that month scp 1875 was presumed to have been destroyed as well until its recent discovery by the foundation after assembling the components of scp 1875 at the site boop intake facility we have begun testing the device for anomalous properties addendum zero two incident 1875-55 a authorite just stop right there going back not even gonna mess with that forgot that authorized personnel is computer voice again computer voice so much nicer than my regular voice all right authorized personnel only computer keyboard sounds access granted source 1875-boop inbox archive file 1875-boop from 1875-boop department research director to dl 1875 subject regarding test 1875-55 date 1177 1999 correction 1107 1999 1658 timecode 1658 1875-boop from 1875-boop department research director to dl i had to think about that one for a second there's some underscores on either side of the dl so i was like what do i say here yeah there are sacrifices that have to be made to redactions uh sometimes they like to do this thing where they put one letter behind the redaction so it's like p and a black box as one word or they give the first letter of the professor's name as an m but they block the rest and i could do like ma boo or pa boo or ha boo but i don't think it sounds as good as recording as it looks so i don't think it's a big deal fan for some reason i thought you met that like you and toad recorded but cool groovy everyone's on board creeps mcpasta oh did it auto correct creepypasta does that mean creepypasta is a word new websters where was i messing things up timecode 1658 got it because it had the date but it did not uh say timecode and i didn't want to anyone to be confused what 1658 was moving on upon upon complete assembly it was confirmed that scp 1875 chess hardware is fully operational in this test a modern chess computer with variable strength software modern chess computer oh foundation after midnight i think i've heard of that nice i think i saw that on our scp or something i don't know where i heard of it but i was like oh it's like night veil but for scp that's really cool yeah i was a huge fan of night veil for a long time until i realized that listening to it while driving made me fall asleep because of the smooth jazz voice and like even during the daytime and then i never stopped doing things so i don't have a lot of time to listen to podcasts in my day-to-day life so i am not as caught up on night veil as i would like to be but i did love it while i was listening to it because i love that surreal cthulhu-esque kind of idea of art it's what drew me to the scp stuff in the first place yes it is a real word haha in this test ah yes there we go in this test a modern chess computer with variable strength software was used to measure scp 1875's analytical intelligence we positioned one member of class d personnel 1875-d1 in containment with the machine seated behind the chessboard's black side and facing 1875-4 which we positioned behind the white side five chess games were played one on each of the steam let's leave that there for now we'll fudge with it later well you know what they say i'd always rather be busy than bored right do good work man we'll see you next time chess games were played one in each of the steam engine speed settings one on each of the steam engine speed settings instructions were provided through wireless speakers from behind plexiglass shielding to move each piece 1875-d1 remained unharmed and returned to site boop for next assignment here's a quick list of the chess strength at each setting as estimated on yellow elo rating system what do we call that guys i don't know nothing about chess i learned how to play chess from an iphone app i could beat beginner mode elo elo elo i don't know what you are elo pronunciation chess what do you got for me oh forgot to take my microphone out say the word i need you to say it with much less of an accent if you can i mean i understand that it's a hungarian name now i have learned that elo or elo silent h in both stop talking about omelettes and tell me how to pronounce it no one wants to know how to write it we all want to know how to say it come on e is a long high e almost an e but almost an i oh is a long vowel similar schroeder schroeder elo the the oh with an omelette sound is not found in english you are making me sad can is there enough is anyone talk about it give me something guys oh man someone someone asked me to record something with like a giant german phrase and it wants thankfully they responded back when i message him on the scp site they gave me a phonetic pronunciation elo i think i'm gonna go with elo if i can't find anything else this guy is saying elo every time he's calling him arpad elo it's not elo i know that much dude i was really hoping like this biography of him would say it that way i would just he'd say it by accident and i'd be able to listen no that guy's not helping me catch up to me google do not confuse with electric light orchestra got it so i'm gonna say elo because that's what the hungarian woman sounded like she said we're just gonna have to go with that yeah the hungarian woman said like elo um like the e had two syllables and the o had two syllables but it sounded like an e sound so i'm gonna go with elo like in luov almost i think that sounds fancy enough right game set match that's tennis not chats here's a quick list of the chest strength at each setting as estimated on the elo rating system we're confident about the numbers measured on settings one through four setting one 800 to 1000 elo setting two 1000 to 1200 elo setting three 1200 to 2500 elo setting four 2500 to elo setting five zero to it says zero to boop but then there's a question mark in parentheses after it i could say questionable or unknown i could say see further notes regarding setting five let's move everything else up setting five zero to see additional notes that's what i'm gonna go with see additional notes test on setting five remained the outlier so we performed additional test i just really don't like that sentence and so we performed additional tests although it might be because this is a report written by a person like a scientist rather than like the standard subject matter so maybe we can go with that that's fine shouldn't assume if i were a smart guy i would be writing these test on setting five remained the outlier and so we performed additional tests with chest proficient researchers c-file 1875-v boop games boop through initially scp 1875 exceeded boop elo a boop increase percent increase from the maximum rating measured in our setting for tests i forgot the percent symbol there i gotta put that back measured in our setting for the strange sitting posture and the shoulders and back got a stretch okay cut that move it on up to the east side with the deluxe apartment in the sky seated bloop elo a percent increase from our maximum rating measured in our setting for test after game boop it's probably too fast have good stream and twitching and cosplaying see you later say i gotta catch one of your streams i'm not often on twitch but i'll see if i can catch one one of these times after game boop scp 1875 chess play was marked by illogical moves during game boop illegal moves were observed forcing us to abandon games in progress this activity was seen more frequently as testing progressed after game boop erratic peace movement was observed the speed at which scp 1875 moved its pieces increased and it began to violently ramp pieces together on the board several chess pieces were chipped and we decided to and we decided to cease test and we decided to cease testing until we can determine a way to proceed without causing more damage staff currently suspects that setting five may be malfunctioning due to excess age and wear sometimes the word cease can get a little weird depending on the word it follows all right good game moving it up and five minutes later the following list was sent to all members of the scp 1875 email distribution list from 1875 dash boop research analyst to dl 1875 subject regarding forward regarding test 1875 dash five five date 1177 1999 correction 117 1999 1107 1999 time stamp 1703 attachment oh there's random russian oh what am i gonna do with that okay let's go back and fix that thing i did earlier i need to see what i said in the earlier date at the beginning of the first email to see what i said if it was 117 or 1107 so that's what we're going back to first way further back little further back all right here we go 77 1999 correction 1107 1999 dang it i got it wrong both times 1107 1999 all right so we'll start here 1107 1999 07 1999 and we cut that and paste it back where i made the first mistake 1107 i did it right i didn't do it wrong should have checked oh well sherm is what a lot of people call me so uh yeah have good family time i'll see you next time man 117 1999 get rid of that back it up did i not say the word correction get rid of that don't need it get rid of that don't need it time stamp 1703 attachment all right time to look up some weird russian yeah wax wax my table is what it looks like wax my table that's the that's the stuff okay new tab copy and paste google i need you to tell me a story about waxing my table i don't know what that is doobadoo first of all translate is that chess in russian how do you say it shakhmati cool that is i would not have known that and now i learned something really cool about this scp because you learn things about these when you do this the attachment is called chess dot whatever 17.2 megabytes and uh let's say it again shakhmati good luck me here we go trying to say russian things probably not gonna go well shakhmati dot 17.2 megabytes a1 b2 c3 d4 e5 f6 you know what this is supposed to be creepy so i'm gonna put on the creepy music for a bit and say this in a low register and give it the creepy voice treatment which is lower than the edited treatment all right just don't make it weird bro whatever you do let's say that right yeah that sounds right shakhmati okay shock the monkey a1 b2 c3 wait okay so spoiler alert this is all terrifying little russian girl twins so do i have to do a creepy little girl voice because that's gonna be ridiculous like what hi this is the part of the stream where you get to see me try and make ridiculous voices what if i went like to be honest i'm gonna make like a squeaky voice but then i'm going to try to put it in the voice edit and adjust the pitch to make it sound maybe tinny or higher pitched or both i'm gonna adjust it so that maybe it sounds less weird than what i got going just normally so what if i went seven g okay so gosh all right so i'm gonna do that that voice is gonna work it's gonna be weird but i mean russian girl voice that's what i'm gonna get is weird but the image is supposed to be on screen but redacted somehow so i might have to like put the photo up but then put like a big black bar over this has redacted like make my own picture to make it like seem like it's image redacted yeah i could do that we're going big go big or go home right okay recording seven g eight ooh maybe i can like echo them and make them really creepy and layered somehow and i can put like the creepier sound effect over this part like i've got a couple creepy sound effects and so i'll use like the basic track for most of it but then for stuff like this i'll put like a specific creepy sound cool yeah that'll art that'll make it make good one eight seven five dash image one a b is an image file that appeared in the body of the i don't know if i said a dash when i said that earlier i have to go all the way back to the top and see what the o five said what did the o five say about this image treatment of individuals exposed to one eight seven five image one a b yeah i didn't use a dash in there good going back check because i shouldn't have said the dash in that last part nope i did it wrong just delete the whole thing try again one eight seven five image one a b is an image file that appeared in the body of the suspicious email above it has been removed from this report due to unknown memetic put on unknown memetic but i felt like a muppet i'm like beaker properties it's been removed from this report so we can back that up to the top and we could try again it has been removed from this report due to unknown memetic properties properties sometimes you forget to take a breath before you record and that's just dumb take a breath first it has been removed from this report due to unknown memetic properties which caused an adverse reaction in personnel who unintentionally viewed it while checking email on 1107 1999 before others could be notified the image appears to be a black and white photograph of two young girls though first-hand accounts describe it as a though first-hand accounts describe it as as the first-hand accounts describe it as distorted or stretched in a visually disturbing manner good to the end here we go again shakumate shakumate shakumate dot boop is an executable file written to control subtle background movements in shakumate dot boop is an executable file written to control subtle background movements movements shakumate dot boop is an executable file written to control subtle background movements in 1875 image 1ab it is theorized to drive 1875 image 1ab's memetic effect though researchers have yet to confirm this the reaction to 1875 image 1ab exposure was characterized by symptoms t plus zero exposure mild anxiety t plus 15 minutes headache elevated body temperature t plus two hours restlessness insomnia auditory hallucination reported often heard as quiet childlike laughter t plus four hours visual hallucination reported intense anxiety t plus seven hours subjects remain conscious subjects remain conscious though increasingly unresponsive to external stimuli let's go back and fix that piece and keep rolling let's get rid of that click right there whoops making sounds all right external stimuli t plus 11 hours brief period of lucidity subjects appear to recover and will demand immediate access to computer on which 1875 image 1ab was viewed t plus 12 hours self mutilation observed t plus 14 hours reminder the first priority for responding to any 1875 image 1ab exposure scenario must be removing the exposed persons from their workstations immediately and isolating them from all networked computers 05 dang it that's an 05 i gotta go fix that voice now drat what was i it's a reminder but it's gotta be in a lower scarier voice reminder the first priority for removing responding reminder the first priority for responding to any 1875 image 1ab exposure scenario must be removing the exposed persons from their workstations immediately and isolating them from all networked computers 05 all right we're getting their last two addendums we've almost made it to the end of this marathon ha not bad for this piece of long tail long form to pop up but i'm not gonna cut that up pop pop pop get to the end all right this is where things get weird because it's like corrupted email sounds so that means that there's not much here because it's gonna be corrupted sounds like all sorts of creepy stuff like the old lease in 3999 oh god okay so this is the weird one because it's got all sorts of corrupted stuff that's cool i'm gonna do noises uh digital effects sound effects but then there's the creepy email with the creepy girls and beyond that beyond that i need the scp itself has that cool little hack dealing where it's what's the word i'm looking for where it takes your username on the scp site and drops it in so for me it says we see you the sherm and at this point all the way down that's supposed to be super creepy if you're already creeped out and it is for like one second you're like oh stupid website i know that trick but it's still scary so you know what because this creepy rushing girl voice thing um maybe i can get uh she already left but maybe sam will record me a couple lines real quick i'll give her a ring when i'm done with this real quick but so i'm gonna leave that for now because if i can get creepy girls to do the creepy chest voice and this email voice that would be much better than using my mail voice and like we'll do some editing effects and make it like a creepy like the shining harmony where they like sing or something or freddy tiny girls so okay static sound so i just got to do the adeptum adeptum the addendum recording line and then and then it's the creepy freaking thing of everything god i hate that picture so much i'm hoping it's super creepy when i put it in the video uh gross gross hate you okay so all i need is so yeah all i need is to get the addendum words addendum zero three incident one eight no that's not that voice addendum zero three incident one eight seven five fifty five b crud did i say dash in there earlier i don't remember what was the it's been a long time since the last addendum the last addendum was right before the email regarding the chest speeds oh that's not nearly far enough not far enough yet jump jump jump three more times jump jump jump jump jump no still not there jump jump jump there we go access granted source one eight seven five dash in box arca wait one more jump nope a little bit further a little bit further nope addendum zero two addendum zero two gotcha almost there almost there skip to the end what i just record addendum seven five fifty five b god i suck i did the addendum right but i was actually looking for the dash 55a or dash 55b i messed up so bad now i gotta go back again rats magatz slams magams a little bit further dash 55a good dash 55a 75 55 b i wonder if i can just sneak a dash in there dash dash dash dash dash technosong dash dash dash maybe five dash 55 b five seven one eight seven five dash 55 b i don't know that doesn't sound good get rid of it get rid of it it's garbage not good enough i didn't say right cut that put it up there put to the end incident one eight seven five dash 55 b be authorized personnel only computer keyboard sounds corrupted corrupted corrupted corrupted and we'll throw those in and they'll be super creepy along the background of weird staticky noises and then we'll get someone else on board for that so cut that up put it up there boom boom ending and addendum 04 exercise one eight seven five november 77 authorized personnel only keyboard sounds corrupted corrupted corrupted corrupted oh wait i gotta add the uploadings too oh this is gonna get weird there's gonna be all sorts of weird overlay it's gonna be super creepy shock matey shock matey shock matey uploading uploading uploading uploading uploading and then creepy thing oh no okay that is the end of raw recording for scp one eight seven five all i'm gonna do now is get a hold of a female friend of mine to get some female voice for those two little bits otherwise congratulations this is the first live stream of an scp recording i'm gonna take care of the editing offscreen because that is i thought this might be boring but that's going to be hideously boring so we'll probably edit this over the course of let's see it's five o'clock here so probably we'll be done for the day tomorrow afternoon we'll probably get to editing depending it'll take maybe an hour or two and yeah this should be up either tomorrow or the next day so keep in touch keep uh keep an eye out thanks guys again i'm sherman this has been skip dictations live number one eight seven five first live chat great success four more people watching than i thought would watch have a good one see you next video