 Alright boys, CFM, we got a game tonight, week one. It's a new season. Some things you gotta know. YouTube, Twitch, some things we gotta know about CFM. Alright, this is the last season of Viking CFM until Madden 24. One, do you guys want me to play CFM from the jump in Madden 24? That's a yes or no question. Let me know in the comments, let me know in the chat. What do you guys think? Is it the move or just goes hardcore mutt 24-7? That's the question I got for YouTube, Twitch, everywhere. Man, if you want to watch your stuff live, it's on Twitch. Please like and comment. You guys have been riding around with the Vikings since we started with this terrible team and we've made them playoff contenders for sure. This is the last season. But anyway, so the last season has a little twist to it is that we can add any player from our franchise's history to our current team. So I'm the Vikings, it's kind of boring, but it's probably one of the best players we can add to CFM, it's Randy Moss. We're gonna add Randy Moss to our team. We'll take a look at them. I was not here for the off season. I had a huge family reunion. I did not do the draft. I got computer drafted. All we did was franchise tag Kyler Murray. Now, I don't know if that, let's take a look at it. We'll see. We'll see what happened in the off season. We're in week one. We'll see if my team is in absolute shambles. We'll see if I'm able to play. Sour Cap has gotten me, but we'll see. It's the last year. So I was like, I don't care about penalties. I don't care about what I gotta pay in next year because this last year, right? So let's see what we got boys. I mean, it's hard, it's kind of boring because it's a no brainer, right? We didn't have to think about it. Paul Kraus could have been a good add. Fran Tarkenton, Jared Allen, John Randall. There are Viking greats, but Randy Moss is just too great, you know? Here we go. We're playing against the Dolphins. Let's see my roster here. I think we'll be good. I think we'll be cool here. Kyler Murray, number one. Kyler Murray, we franchise tagged him. He's making a lot of money. Joe Mixon still here. We got some guy named Dean Bartle. We're just gonna cut this guy. I don't know why he's here. I said, this might be my rookie. Honestly, I did not do the draft. Maybe it is my rookie. Let's see what my rookies are here boys. Yeah, he's a rookie. Dean Bartle, 85 speed. Won't be playing on my team. Just taking up a roster spot right now. We can sign to anybody other than him. So let's see what we got here. Dean Bartle, fullback. We got nobody wide receiver. Tim Patrick, Randy Moss, 98 speed, 6-4. We'll mess with Randy Moss later. 98 speed, 6-4 Randy Moss. Jackson Smith and Jigba, Quezz Watkins. Randy is a 91 overall. I mean, I know he's a 92, 98 speed. Definitely helping the team now. Now I don't know what we're doing now. It's a good question. Do we run these four wide receivers? Or do we keep fire move? Do we keep trotting fire move out there and bench Tim Patrick? I think four wide receivers might be the move. I don't know. I don't know if fire move has some value. We'll see what else we got. But we got fire move. It looks like we got some guy named Forbes, 84 speed, 6-6 tight end. Rookie, Alabama, 6-6, 84 speed. Is he the new fire move? Nelson, Willis, Reisner, Hennessey. We'll probably start. Still got Eric McCoy. We have a rookie right tackle, J-Quam Polk. Okay, 76 overall. Will Walker, we got him too. Defense, we got William Hillman, 77 speed. We lost our boy, Franklin Myers. We still got Derek Brown. We still got Dotson. We still, I think we're gonna use Greenlaw at defense event this year. I don't think he really has a lot of pass rush, but you know, we might be able to get that up to, oh, this little Lamar Baker is a rookie. Ooh, from Auburn, what do we think about this guy, boys? 81 finesse, decent 76 block shed. Maybe we can get this guy's superstar and make him my other DN. I like that. I like Lamar Baker. Middle linebacker, we have Jalen Smith somehow. I don't know how we got him, but we have him. Dubya. Other linebacker, DeMarco Johnson. Cornerbacks, you guys know my boys. Legerius Snead, Jamil Dean, Michael Oh, and Greg Jr., the lords. Free safety, William Jackson, Riley Moss. I think we lost our boy, Stevens. Amani Hooker. Jalen Smith might be tough. Draft picks doesn't matter. So we're looking pretty good. You know, I mean, we're looking pretty good this year, boys. What do we think? What would you guys do differently, my practice squad? I think we're looking strong right now. One, let's take a look at Randy Moss here. I went for a rookie Randy Moss. I was asked, do I want hair for Randy Moss? You know, not really looking like Randy Moss, but let's see what he got. We got to bring up a picture of rookie, rookie Randy Moss is the best Randy Moss. I mean, it's not the best, but it's like the best. I don't know. What abilities he got, he's 20 years old, he's a superstar. Abilities, short in, short out. That's all we need, really. What do we do now on offense? We have, I mean, I almost feel like, what is tradable here, boys? I can get a super. So I need a BN superstar. Is it Lamar Baker or is it Dre Greenlaw? I think it's Lamar Baker, boys. Also, another thing we can do is we got an age reduction. Who can we age reduce? That's worth it. Maybe Datsun. I don't know, boys. All right, so Baker, and this is the last thing we can do too. We can pay for plus five any archetype. So if I want to get him the 80 speed rusher already, that's going to help us a lot right there. Boom. He gets the 80 speed rusher already just like that. But he's not going to be able to get to like 90 speed rusher by the end of the year. He won't get that high. So I don't know, man. We got one season. It's not about the grind. It's about one year of grind and what abilities can help. I really feel like Greenlaw, I'll tell you, my who was running quarterback draw actually traded for Lamar Jackson. So we got to try to think about stopping Lamar Jackson. So he might help, you know what I'm saying? I would love Van Ness, but I couldn't trade for him. YouTube CFM week one, we went over to team. We went over everything. Last season of the CFM, like I said, comment should I play next year right away or wait again? You know, that's what we got to do boys week one. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Did you get murdered or you hurt me? If you guys are new here, I do got a Randy Moss on my team here. We were allowed to get one player that from your team's history. That was like one player from your franchise's history, one legend. This is where I should have. Kles, I can't catch that pass. Bro, we really can't, dude. Let's go, Michael O. Oh, I can't catch every pass right now, dude. Holy, man, come on, dude. Oh my God, this is a seven completions for 42 yards right now. Fumble, oh my God. Ready, ready. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh my God, bro. This is like the most boring and longest drive I've ever seen. Hooker? Ah, that was the longest drive I've ever seen. How many plays was that? Like, swear to God, that was the long, I mean dude, round of applause to this guy. Good catch, Klaas, that's big boy's shit. Yes we do. I hate this shit. I legitimately hate this shit. Dog, there's just no way we just... Man, I don't even know what happened. I honestly don't know how to... There's no way that's a completed pass. In any world, is that a completed pass, dude? You should definitely run, man. He's gonna score a touchdown here. Surely it's gonna happen to me, because that's what happens to you, kid. I don't know, I feel like this guy has just had to ball the entire game here. The thing about that, I swear, when you slide your line left for right, dude, you're fucking so fucked, dude. I mean, that's an angle, Ralph. He's fucking fucked. Dotson. Oh my God, dude, like how do you get away with that? Get it done, dude. Throw the touchdown pass. You got one in you. Off-trip, he's gonna auto booktrip slide in here. So we're gonna put our pass pressure on the right side. I don't know how, I don't know how. I just don't know how I have a... I just hate this fucking game, dude. That's a flat zone, an end zone. There's just nowhere near, like, I just hate that. He just threw the ball to two people, complete. Complete two defenders. Just threw right the ball right at him. And the next play touchdown. It's literally maddened, it's literally maddened. Next play touchdown. We get stopped because our two drags bump into each other. That's clutch right there, boys. It's big time ball right there, boys. Now you know the best part about this is now we gotta sit through his offense again for another 30 minutes here. Oh my God, dawg. D'you guys suck for that? I can't lie. I do that, I put a... Oh my God, we put just a purple over there every fucking play. Dude, I'm gonna be real. The one dude, like, I just, like, wish he was better is Derek. Like, there's just no way this dude is allowed to step up like this evenly. D'youg, I do that so much. Where I just... Oh my God, I can't believe the league. The other thing, when you put a three-rack and it's just over the middle of the field and you can't see the nastiest thing in the world. Fumble. Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. Let's go battle. Good shit, man. I mean, that dude went right through everybody. How do people run this shit, dude? Like, he just walked through every... Mouth never dies, boys. Mouth never dies, dude. Of course, while I run commit, I'm just on the one yard line for my life and DB Fire. I just overthink everything in my life, dude. Why am I overthink it? I'm playing more on good job, good defense, bro. Mouth! Big bitch. There we go, Brown. About time you ran over somebody. I'm gonna just step up in the pocket, bro. Oh, my f***ing God, dude. You just gotta... I feel like such a d*** right on high, buddy. Like, how can we not throw that pass over, like... Man. Nice throw. Duh, my pass was f***ing... There's just no way this guy can step up this clean, dude. Like, we just got... Like, this Derek Brown, dude, gotta start pushing the f***ing pocket, dude. Man, I'm so mad I do that f***ing reception, dude. Yeah, that was just a cool play, dude. Nice one to get you back in the f***ing game. It was just all f***ing day down to possessions, dude. Then, of course, he gets out the pocket. Dude, I'm just so tired of having no D-line, man. This s*** miserable, man. Oh, my d***, dude. This is the best spinner pass protection I've seen in my life, dude. I'm so tired of it, man. I want a D-line so bad, man. Just all day, man. Just steps up and... Derek Brown f***ing blows, man. Just goes back to baseline just screams and when you don't baseline the s*** just don't scream, bro. Just don't. Second down. Look at mixing! It's like, dog, you gotta be joking, man. This is a pitiful f***ing performance. Just pitiful. I mean, if I just high-bought at touchdown, it's 24-7, the game's over. This is in balance. Bad punt. Oh, that was a good punt. All right, 12 seconds, boys. What would you do in these situations? We're gonna play two men under here. There we go. We got some sheds right there. No, you don't send the house with 12 seconds in no time out. Send the house. What are you on? Well, Derek Brown, okay. It was Datsun, really. Like Quentin Nelson, if you help him, instead of doing that, we'll get Randy Moss for a f***ing touchdown right here. I mean, he's just getting good blocking here. The fact 77 can make this play here and get out there is just, that's good s***. Derek Brown went from the A gap to f*** all the way over to the left. I mean, that's actually just really good blocking. I mean, we had to highball this, boys. Like we had to highball this. I wanted the ball to be back in the dens on. I guess so. The reason why I don't highball is because maybe this guy will come knock it out if I jump in the air. Jesus, games are good, games are good.