 Do you smell it? That's the smell of Indian mangoes. Do you really not smell it? No, no, it's all over the room. Is it really? Yes. Josh! Welcome back to where Steve would react when he eats up Corbin. I'm Rick. And he falls like, it's good, I'm, I don't think some Patreon followers should account. Subscribe if you haven't, hit the like button. I smell cardboard. No, it's definitely mangoes. Today we're trying Indian mangoes again. I think you could smell it because you knew they were in here. No, it's quite pungent. I didn't smell it. I can, I have a pretty good sense of smell. No, you have a terrible sense of smell. I have a great sense of smell. No, you don't smell your... I was gonna say something real dirty. I can't even say it. Oh, no. It's good. When you self-censor and then we talk about it off camera, it's always a wise choice. I can't even. Anyways, today we are trying Indian mangoes again, just different varieties. Thank you to, I think it's, I think their name is ZZ Mangoes. Let me double-check here. Yes, ZZ Mangoes, ZZ Mangoes.com. This is technically, there's not sponsored, we're not being paid at all. They would just kindly send us, the first box we ever got of mangoes, one of our subscribers sent us. And I believe it was from this company. And then I reached out and I was like, hey, can we get more maybe? And then the pandemic happened and it's been a long process. But anyways, they finally sent us three different mangoes that we have not had. Okay. And there's many different varieties of mangoes. Different kinds of mangoes. And so we're going to try them here. And so the three are, read that name for me. El Fanzo. And then I like that. I like that. Totapuri. And then Sindri. Sindri. El Fanzo. And it's, I'm very, very excited. Everything, if you haven't seen our original mango, I don't actually know what kind those were. I don't think it told us. I don't recall. The second kind we had was a ridiculously sweet. Remember those? Yeah, it was like a dessert. It was a candied yam. Yeah, it was donkulous. I don't believe we've had any of this kind. Of this kind. All right. And so, hold on. The audio is going to be bad for a second. And do we know exactly how many kinds there are? I think there's like hundreds of varieties. Really? Yeah. There you go. It's mango-licious. It is. Can you smell it now? Yeah, and I smell the cardboard still too. It's so weird. Anyways, so we're going to do it again and try to get them to... All right. Do you remember how we did it the first time? How we cut the mango the first time? No, because I just remember cramming it down my yack hole. I remember it being cut and just going. No, because we like cut it like, so it came in like little squares. Oh yeah, little tiny squares. And then people were just like, juice! Which is like, guess what we have to do now? Yeah. I just, I want to be clean with it. So I have paper towels and a fork if Corbin gets a... A fork? Where's Agentina? This says, brangampali. Which is not one of the ones I... Nope. That was not on the list. What's the proper way to... Howdy, Indian, because we've messed it up every single time we've done a mango video. How would you get into this bad boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, well, that was years ago. The white woman? Oh, that was the first one? Yes. Oh, we got ridicules for cutting it. So, like cut the sides off? Okay. Okay. Okay. Got it. So like here. No, no, this way. Right? No. Here, Johnny. Here. That's not safe. Yeah, there you go. Careful there. Don't lose a finger. We have our resident Indian cutting our mangoes for us. Okay. Is that not good? That's fine. She just murmured something. Is it not right? It's just that we have, like we have alfanzas. Now what I take a spoon and I scoop the meat, the fruit meat and then I have it. Can you also just like dig it out with your teeth? Yeah, no, no, no, no. Okay. I'm just inside. Help yourself. It smells so mango-y. Yeah, it's less orange than the other ones. Yeah, it just has a hint of orange. And now we choose, right? I beg your pardon? Choose! You have to suck it, right? Yeah. It's nice and soft and tender. That one has like a... floral flavor to that one. Yeah, it's less sweet and way more floral. And obviously no clue where this is on the spectrum of being unripe or overripe. What do you think? Looking at it. It's refreshing. Yeah. Like that's the last one that you couldn't eat a whole one. It was too sweet. It was like, that was like a dessert. This one, I feel like I could eat the whole mango. Yeah, it'd be great summer snackage. It's juicy. Oh, shit. I hate when that happens. Yeah, very comparable. There's some stickiness there. Yeah, that's good. I like that one. I do too. Isn't that one, that's a good one. What is it called again? Well, based on what just happened here, it's the ejaculate poison mango. Oh, that's fine. Oh, you're, whoa, what are you doing over there, lady? This is how you do it. You're mangling the mango. Is that where the word mangling comes from? Mango? I hate when the mangoes. I want you, that's a great pickup line. It's just dripping all over the place. How'd you like me to mango your mango? That's what she said. Suck on it? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. And now, you just suck on this. So, hold on. So what? Hold on. Suck on it, Rick. Oh, that's the whole, my finger. Yeah, juice it. Yeah. Juice. Like the intro. Yeah, we're gonna need. I have paper towels, so you're good. Yeah. I gotta get a little anchor in there. It's very nice. So that's what Indians just do. They'll take it out like that and just. That's the way it should be done. Barbaric. Who wants to be civil about it? We don't need. No one wants to be civil about it. Civility's dead in the world. No one's civil anymore. Yeah, that one was good. It was kind of more subtle than some of the other ones. People are so uncivil. We couldn't have a civil war if we tried. Andronic, can you cut this one for me? This one's the. That's really good. I don't wanna eat all of this because that's probably gonna give me the poops. And this one is, I believe, the king of the mangoes? The king of the mangoes. Alfonzo? King mango. His name is Alfonzo. He'll step on you with his feet. King of the mangoes. Alfonzo's his name. You peel him and you suck on his meat. Yeah, like that. It's so juicy. It is. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that one's so orange. That's what we're talking about. That one's gonna be so sweet. Thanksgiving dessert. Here we come. This is why this is the king of the mangoes. King of the mangoes. Alfonzo is very, very orange. Alfonzo sounds. Oh, look at this. Oh yeah. Yeah. This is the money shot right here. Come on, I wanna suck Alfonzo. That's the money shot right there. Here it is right there. Here we go. I'm really sorry, honey. You need to just go back to where you came from. Alfonzo's winner. It doesn't even compare. I mean that was good. It's more like a pineapple. No, at least it's a real mango compared to the crap at the grocery store here in America. That's very enjoyable. Wouldn't turn that away. But if you've got Alfonzo. This is, oh. Alfonzo's orgasmic. You get to suck on Alfonzo. Oh yeah. Oh my, of course my heart. Everything about this. The flavor is more full, it's juicier. The texture is softer. It is a lot like a sweet potato that's cooked really, really well. Here baby. I couldn't do this to a sweet potato. No, that is so good. I can do this to your mom though. Alfonzo is the king of. My wife is doing a little jig over there. Hey, careful, don't get too attached to Alfonzo. I feel like I just gave Alfonzo fellatio. You did. And Alfonzo thanks you. Alfonzo dripped all over me. Well, that's what happens when you give Alfonzo fellatio. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Suck on the stripper. Suck on the stripper. Suck on the strip. Oh yeah. The G string of the mango. This is Alfonzo's G string after he's gotten sweaty in his tank. Oh God. Well suck on it then. Yeah. Give me, which way? Up or down? Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna get your meat, Alfonzo. Who knew this was just gonna be a horny video? We need to put a disclaimer at the front that the kids need to not be in the room for this one. Also, once again, this is not sponsored. But nope. If you would like to send your sad sap American friends mangoes. Yep. And brag. ZZ mangoes does send them from India. And so in that aspect, it will be sponsored but it is not sponsored in terms of we are not being paid. I could rub Alfonzo all over my body. Alfonzo's the clear winner. Without question. I feel like the other one is very, very, we do, I need somebody to hold this because it's under, I have a bunch of mangoes here. All right, here, we need to clear that. I would grab it, but I have Alfonzo dripped all over my hands. Okay, there we go. And I don't really wanna wipe it off. I will, I will, if I ever meet an Alfonzo, I'm gonna have a hard time not smirking. So for all of you Alfonzo's out there, my apologies. There might be more that are less. Yeah, what happens when they get too ripe? Do they shrivel up like, that looks like those look like rhino testicles. Okay. I mean, if it's overripe, then we won't eat it. And it's fine. That one's called, say it. Trust your judgment. Cindy. Cindy. And I can tell you what that one is right here because I do have the thing for it. It's from Pakistan and Pakistan, sorry, and would be ripe on arrival. Oh, geez, all right. Wanted to get here August last year. Yeah, last year. Oh, apparently it looks pretty good. Does it look good? According to Andrani, she. Okay, good. And it says it looks good. It can quickly move to spoilage. Fridge repated. That's the spoilage right there, right? Okay, so don't eat that part. But those other parts are okay? Okay. I have a little slice there, Andrani. Okay, so this is. Whoa. Ooh, that one smells really good. Yeah. Interesting. More mild. Very mild. Not as mango-y a flavor as Alfonzo. Still like, same juiciness. Refreshing and juiciness. But just a more mellow laid-back flavor. Yeah, you don't have a burst of flavor that the Alfonzo does. No, Alfonzo's still the king. God, we still don't have anything like any of these. No, this still puts American mangoes at the beginning. I don't think you could cut a mango in America like this and eat it like this. No. I don't feel it's that tender. No, and the mangoes, like we'll get mangoes from Mexico, and they'll be okay, but they're nothing like Indian mangoes. Nothing, nothing even. I had to go back down on an Alfonzo. Cause once you have Alfonzo. You don't go back. You got Alfonzo all over your face. As you should. Yeah, this one's fine. That one's fine. But like, I've been spoiled by the king. Yeah, the Alfonzo. The Alfonzo is gonzo. And I don't know what kind we had the first. I mean, we might have had the Alfonzo first. I don't remember because I don't think we were told. It may have been. I didn't even know there were different varieties of mango. Me too. It wouldn't surprise me if the Alfonzo was the first one because that was comparable to the deliciousness and not as sweet as the next one that was like a dessert that we had, whatever that was. It was a... May have been overripe, but I... No, no, no, no, the second mango. Totally understand why and agree. No, not this. Alfonzo is the king of the mangoes that we've had today. Now, do they grow everywhere in India, the Alfonzos? Or do they grow only in like a certain region? Okay, let us know. Well, a lot of people said that like, take the seeds, grow it in your backyard. Really here, Arid, California, will grow? Apparently people have done it here, I got messages. Okay, then let's grow an Alfonzo. We could try. Yeah, I would love to try. I'd love to try. How long would it take to get it to fruition? Nice word. Botanical usage of the word. I know, how many years? Probably five years before you actually get a mango? Probably? I don't know, because that's sugar cane, that's how long sugar cane takes. Maybe less to actually get one? Doesn't know how to grow mangoes, God. You don't know how to make Alfonzo grow? I don't believe that. Anyways, ah, this is, yeah, do it, where you go. I heard the juicy squirt of Alfonzo in your mouth. Alfonzo's got some juicy content. Sorry, kids. Clearly it's been a while since Alfonzo. Sorry, I didn't know this would be such a horny video. Well, I do want to thank ZZMangos for sending us, because the sad saps in America, unfortunately we don't get Indian mangoes outside of when people do send them to us. So like I said, if you do have sad sap American friends that would like Indian mangoes, use them, I'll put their link in the description below. Many of these would be great, but by far. Alfonzo is the king. Alfonzo is king. He is king. Anyways, if anybody else wants to send us mangoes, please do, we'll eat them. Let us know what your favorite mango is down below. Just!