Metroid Review





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Published on Aug 15, 2010

Metroid is a famous franchise. It is one of Nintendo's most succesfull franchises; its games selling over 16 million copies.

The series has 10 games (11 if you count Metroid Prime Trilogy), with a new one coming at the end of August. It appears August is the month for Metroid, as a lot of the games come out that month.

I have played a total of 4 of these games, most of them awesome. This first game, however, is not only the worst Metroid game I have played yet and makes me afraid to pick up another, it is what I consider the worst video game I have ever played. You see, some games play themselves, some games are tedious, some games lack something neccasary, but only one video game I have ever played made my head hurt from stress.

This game appears to be an extremely loved game. Nobody believed me when I said so before, and if you go to Gamespot and see the reviews, the user reviews that say the game is terrible have people press the "I disagree" button like there is no tommorow. But now, the world will see the abombination that is this "game".

Because this is criticism of the game and a parody of the Jeopardy theme, it is protected by fair use.

And no, I am not ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd. I made sure that I stayed as calm as possible, and that I did not steal his lines.

Finally, if you can find a way to make this game entertaining to me without the use of mind altering drugs or hypnosis or something, let me know.

This is also uploaded on Screwattack.


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