 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing UFC 4. It just released and I'm actually a big fan of UFC. I love fighting and other manly things such as spitting. I spit a lot, which is why I have the marks here, my t-shirt. I was just spitting before I recorded. I love spitting. But let's jump on in. Ah, I'm out. No, we're going to jump in. We're going to try and make my good friend, Turg, and he's going to become a UFC superstar. Fucking EA. Like anyone else, it's the loading screen. For them, it's the opening experience. Quick create. No, no, this will require insane amounts of detail. Create a fighter, fighter type. Can I make him lover? He's a lover, not a fighter after all. All right, the maximum weight is 120 kg. My god, damn it, Turg isn't there in the name. Sorry, I guess I'll have to use a custom one. All right, I have to use one of their nicknames. I wanted to use Turg, but I guess Big Daddy is good too. I wish I could use Turg. If the person filling out the form would be, okay, name Turg. No, I mean second name. Also Turg. All right, and nickname Turg. I think I'll go with that posture. He just looks nervous like he's ready to run. That's perfect. I just want some like royalty free music to come out to. Oh, this is a question I ever asked myself. How hairy is Turg? I think really hairy. Honestly, he just looks dirty, but that's fine. Okay, now he looks less like Turg and more like the missing link. This is definitely an alternate reality, Turg, I think. Oh, no, no, no, we don't want that. He'll get in trouble. Make it smaller before we put it up in his face. Okay, it's coming out a little cursed. I'm going to be honest. There's something, no, there's not something. There's a lot that is off-putting with this. I'm going to give him a little hard tattoo because he does have hard to be fair. All right, we got to be Turg on his back. I'm spending way too long in these tattoos. I got to stop. No, no, no, that's too much. He's storing nuts for the winter. You know what? Never mind. I'll just leave it. I mean, it's clearly not Turg at this point. You may just accept that he's just his own entity. Honestly, the eyes, are you really worrying? The eyes and the nose, like, I didn't get it as high as I wanted, but it's actually, it somehow looks worse. That song just said, looking at your face is so incredible. And I don't like it. He's clearly being sarcastic. Even Turg looks angry. Oh my God, it's like an alternate Kevin Cinematic Universe. It's a different Turg, an angry Turg. You can't even see. Okay, look, I think he's ready. I could, I could be here all day making Turg, Turg here. Oh no, close your mouth. He can't, he can't really, he just hasn't figured out how to breathe properly. So every time he breathes, he goes, all right, he's ready. He's definitely the missing link, but he's ready. He was getting busted up. He looked like a zombie. I mean, did he look worse than he looks now? Yeah, this kid caught my eye because his eye was all busted up and bruised. How can you see it? All right, you're just throwing big daddy Turg right in there. All right, let's go get him. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of moving around, but I'm not throwing anything. Okay, I figured out the controls. Here we go. Oh, I died tight. Please tell me how to block my face. Did I keep just falling over? I'm not letting him recover. Turg does not feel tired. This has been terrifying for the other dude. Like, not only because he's falling over and getting back up no matter what he does, but even just the way he looks, it's like a nightmare. Oh my God, he just kept him in the head. Oh, that's so scary and so slow. No, stop it. There's so much blood. At least he's covered in blood too, even though I think that's still my blood. Stop it. Stop it. The doctor comes over and he's like, oh my God, this man is horribly disfigured. My coach is like, no, he's the same as he always was. Hey, I saw your recent amateur fight. I was impressed with your performance. I really like the Homer strategy you're going for. Just continue to get hit in the face until he tires out. I could quit my career immediately if I want. No, let's continue career. I spent 25 minutes making the fecking fighter. I may as well fight with him now. Hey, hit me. Missing link of your gym. I will bring you to a big time. And you got great physical ability too. Thanks. Wait, does he have a voice? It's so soft. Okay. All right, some gentle sparring. Hey, all right, I'm going to kill you. I'm right for the kill now. You came in to spare. You're going home with brain damage, kid. Trying to teach me how to block and I'm just going full on assault. This guy must be so confused. He's supposed to... Oh my God, what was that? He's supposed to be lightly hitting me to teach me how to block and I repeatedly keep kicking him in the head. How flexible is he? Can I get his freeze frame on where his leg was there? I guess I'm out. Please don't hurt me. Please, sir. Leave me alone. Please. Now taunt him. Continue to taunt him. Dude, he's just ragdolls. He goes completely limp. This can't be good for Turg. Every punch and I'm on the floor. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. You're going to kill me. My stamina is empty from kicking him in the head too much. Look at that. Oh, this is so funny. I shouldn't find this. It's funny. He's just... Every time he says so many, he goes right back down. Like, he's going to die. Even he's like, come on. Oh my God, I won. Okay, I only hit the land 15 strikes. He hit the land 30. So I just about won that. I'm ready for the emergency room and I'm just like, yes, I won. Yeah, training with you is just so good. I learned so much how it feels to get punched in the face 100 times in a row. Let's go eat. Let's go eat? Am I going to eat him? I think Turg could eat him. Close only a few meters out, Turg. If that connected, that could have been it. They're just taking turns hitting each other. Oh no. Oh no. Don't give me a pop-up of stamina management. I have proven that I have a good management style over Turg's stamina. That was well after the bell. The bell went. He stopped and I just kept hitting. Look at his eyes. I mean, look at where his eyes should be. You just cannot see them. Oh, wait. Hold on. He's doing something. Keep hitting, Turg. Keep hitting. If you kill him, you can eat him. Yes, he did it. Turg is the hero. Oh, and the crowd goes mild. I mean, they're kind of cheering, but there's not that many of them. So I guess you could classify it as wild. I don't know. Hype, very low. Okay, yeah. The crowd goes mild. All right, kid. I know we kept it pretty simple. Stop calling me kid. I'm like three times your age. In fact, I'm leaving. I've grown beyond your gym now. I'm ready for the big time. Look at how angry he looks against his opponent. But his opponent doesn't even seem to care. He's not taking him seriously for some reason. Oh my God, he's fast. They've boosted his stats for sure. All right, let's just go for a lucky punch. No, a lucky punch that connects with him. Come on, little lesbian. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. He's not going well. No, I'm not comfortable at all. I can't get up. Oh, he's cowering. He's cowering. I've got him now. Yeah, take that. He's afraid to even retaliate. Take this. Look at that. He doesn't know what to do. Yeah, he's scared. He's terrified. He's afraid to even throw anything back at me. Oh, solid punches. All right, now time to stop this charade. I swapped sides to the other guy so that I could get some free hits. Now I'm going to swap back to Turg. Oh no, get off me. Get off me, please. Let me go. Please. Don't make me use my mind control powers on you again. No, no. Ah, stop it. Please. Oh god damn it. I fell asleep mid-fight and the ref sing no more fighting because he's too sleepy, but I didn't lose. All right, now that that was a draw, it's time for the real fight. Turg versus Turg. Ow. I was taunting. I just immediately fell down. Yeah, keep taunting him. Keep taunting him. That'll show him. Middle finger up to him. Just do not stop punching. I'm not even sure what happened there, but I think it was good for me. I'm not telling you which one is me. Just so you'll think I'm winning regardless. Oh, the Turgs are hugging each other. Oh god, that was an aggressive hug. Oh yes, I've won. That was me that did that kick. You press the touchpad and the PlayStation button at the same time and both analog sticks in and he does that good move by me, I think. We end as the champion. That is a good day, I think. Ignore the fact that Cicero wins. Don't look at that. Turg is the champion and I am Turg. All right, well, we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed this journey that Turg went on from his first fight all the way to champion. It's inspirational really. I really hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching as always. If you want to check out more of my stuff, I post every day. I also stream over on Twitch, link in the description, but other than that, I'll just say thanks for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.