 Okay chat here it is resident evil 7. Hey baby. I just wanted to say hello and I love you. Oh good news I'm gonna be coming home soon. I cannot wait to be done with this babysitting job and come home to my loving husband. I love you Ethan I miss you so much I'm sending tons of kisses. I'm gonna make hello fresh for dinner whenever you get home exclamation point hello fresh. You were right I did lie to you I shouldn't have All I can say is if you get this stay away from the voodoo Hey, it's uh, it's Ethan. What's up here at the other night? Yeah, yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. Is it kind of chompy? She's not dead. She's alive. She's back. I don't know look I don't know how but she's back. She's back somehow Maybe it's a prank She wants me to come and get her. Where is she? Yeah, v-sync is good for streaming Dolby, Louisiana I know I know but what if it is her? I have to find out what happened. Oh gross Wait, how are we moving in the background? But this wait, what is happening? Wait, what happened? Dude literally every game I play literally every single game I ever play. I will break it every single game Oh good. This house looks totally normal and not scary at all. I think I have to explore Except her gift Where did she come from? She came from the swamp Birds Maya was here Elvis sanctuary in 10 years I can't see it so dark Oh hell no No Dude look at the light. This looks so cool They put a bird in here Aspen gold thingy for the five dollars get out of my house. Thank you upstairs or downstairs Dude every time I see this I think of visage pt like this this in every horror game There's like this image right here Every single horror horror game. There's this image Real height. Thank you for the tier one Let's go up derelict house footage derelict my bowls Dude this game is scary. This game is way more scary than Resident Evil 8 was like it's already terrifying Woman that gives us picture. Wait woman on bed man But who took the picture behind him? Looks like the owners Oh Dolby haunted house rehearsal. Oh, so it's fake. This isn't real Oh, what did you find this guy? Give me a break Pete. Hey, I only work with professionals Speaking of which make sure the sound is right this time. I don't want to repeat of amarillo. Oh I thought I was watching a video. We have to make a change. Wait. I am the video We do a walk through the inside first Then shoot the intro just like we always do just try to say the show's name Okay Tonight on s man's tailgate tours What's the story andre abandon farmhouse missing family foul play suspected the usual so, uh Hillbilly jota's family go missing not hillbillies the bakers jack and marguerite baker And they were quiet not backward a lot of bad rumors about their son lucas That's new bad scenes Dude just just restart the seed dude. No crow yet This will make a great backdrop logic And we go me fuck this show Dude, this is so yeah, this is so creepy dude me first a bed cart sewage Bucket oh my Yo andre What Jesus So, yeah, here's my question. What the hell is wrong with me? Why am I going down there after I saw the video of what happened? To save your wife. Hey, no No same thing the bodies are gone I farted It was just a fart Okay, I'm sorry daddy. I will be I will not be bad anymore Ben dead herald turned arthur turned tamara turned wait, what? kreg is dead lila is dead shawna is dead william is dead travis is turned peter is dead andre is dead clancy l dude clancy is an l camera man, dude So I think I mean if turned and dead so that means there's zombies in this one So clancy is maybe alive living or a loser one or the other. I don't know yet. Wait. Is that a human? We saw a picture of a woman Earlier in the bed with a man, but somebody took a picture behind her who took the picture Okay, whatever. We'll do it. God. I found you. It's me. It's ethan. Are you all right? You shouldn't be here What do you mean? You contacted me. No. No, I wouldn't Did I did anyone see you did he see you Who else is here? What the hell's going on? Daddy's coming. We need to go Daddy we need to go now Wait, why does she look so scary? Where are you taking me? someplace safe. Are you gonna tell me what's going on? I haven't seen you in three years three years Three years Has it really been three years? What is this place? What they do to you? Not now We need to get out of here first man You shouldn't know where you're going. Thank you raft. They must bring me food through here I remember Is my wife a crackhead? This is it remember this room There's another door here. I'm sure of it. We'll close this Well, I just got an achievement for closing that door We're gonna be a family Now that you're here. Wait, what? There's another door here. I'm sure of it. Wait, what? We gotta get out of here. Just stay here. All right I'm gonna have a look around Wait, is this a burger shot doll? Wait, what? What the hell is that noise? Is that a lindy's bathroom? Whoa, what the hell Is that white? Ah, what the hell? Do I keep clicking? Do I keep clicking? She's a crazy ass bitch. That's what she is What the hell? What just happened water saved water healed me. What the hell? Okay, I just got stabbed Dude, I'm just spending three years having to find your wife and then you have to kill her She's a crackhead. Don't worry Who's this and what the fuck is going on? My name's Zoey This should be a way out through the attic Wait, she's gone Okay, we gotta get up to the roof. But where am I gonna find a fuse? I've looked in like every box that I've seen so far Uh, can we turn on the lights? Oh, no What? Where did you even get that? The cupboard? I don't have any water Handgun ammo No, where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go? What the hell? F me in the air. Okay. I can't figure out where to go The ladder is this is mine. We're gonna move this away from you To make sure you don't use this anymore. Oh my gas