 Jigsaw, that's the difference, see, because they stopped for a little bit. I'm assuming the gap between Saw 7 and Jigsaw was several years, yes? Seven years, huh? That was 2010. Oh, well, that should have restrained, all right. Still, I'm impressed. Are there any fun facts about this? Why did they start it back up? To make money? Sure. But also because they had a creative itch, right? They wanted to tell a story. That's why. You want to inspire people? You want to tell a story, you make a Saw film. Exactly. If it's Halloween, it must be Saw. There hasn't been a yearly horror thing for a while. Well, I mean, there's no reason not to get it started. This film will explain itself, right, in terms of how it fits in. It'll make really good sense. I don't know. Is there a way to sell this? Is it like, are we expecting some recontextualization? So the way they advertise this, it's like, whoa, it's been a while, but Saw is back. That's pretty much all you need to know. Let us begin the penultimate adventure. Three, two, one. Oh, my gosh, it's a gallery. Is this a sci-fi film? Yeah, yeah. Finally, we're taking Saw's face. Lionsgate, what happened? What's mine? This is my hunger game's money. This is what happens. A little too heavenly for a whole year. Yeah. I miss them at worst. Oh, we're not going to be anymore. Hey, you know what? They're looking a little cool. The barbed wire. Okay. It didn't look as rusty. I was going to say. And then a little sanitized. I don't like Lionsgate's update, but I like Twisted Pitch's one, I think. Whoa, dude. You saw that. You totally saw that. It was too late, right? What's he going to do? They knew that he was going to go down this exact alleyway. That's impressive. Oh, that driver wasn't talented. Who just opened the door, dude? Is that Colin Farrell? I'm about to say discount card. Oh, yeah. These movies are full of discount actors. It's discount Daniel Craig. No, I miss it. I miss all characters. These are all new guys. Yeah. Where the fuck is he going? Where's the old squad? Edgar, what the fuck are you doing? The game's just getting started. What game? Hey, buddy. I don't want to shoot you, but I will. Wow. This negotiator means business. We got a tie. Who else is there? Why don't you explain what's happening, Edgar? Yeah. Yeah. Use your words, maybe. Not the time to be cryptic. I mean, you probably are. There you go. Oh, what the fuck is that? That's unrealistic. They would shoot his chest also. Well, you're also not going to blow someone's hand off with your nine millimeter hand. Totally all right. What do you know about guns? Maybe if every single cop shot him in the wrist. No, they didn't. What do you asshole shot him in the chest? Yeah. Police officers never do that. It wasn't me. Started. What's what's up? DJI bloodstain. Did they CGI a bloodstain? Yeah, they did. Looks like you couldn't afford some red fucking ketchup. Oh my God. Jiggy with it. Do you see how they connect? Not at all like jigsaw pieces. I'm already at how the guy just didn't tell the cops what he should have told them. I bet. Yeah. He's this probably a bunch of easy ways. He could have explained it really well. Yeah. It's like, okay. So there's a serial killer and he put buckets on people's heads like in Skyrim so he could steal from them. The buckets have nothing to do with that. Wow. This is a nice facility. Why is he's got come on it? Look at how clean everything looks. Yeah. Yeah. This is a nice setup. It's like a high tech soul. Maybe saw the unionized and so they got a bunch of people together who wanted to do saw stuff. And so they were gone. Jesus Christ. Calm down. I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here. Yay. They got the boys. Yay. You deny culpability no doubt for the circumstances in which you find yourselves. What is culpable, I mean? Was it really Saw 2 that made them think like the group saw traps are just the way to go? We also lay between doing group saw traps and single guy going through a bunch of saw trap people and deciding whether or not he's going to do stuff to them. Yeah. They switch back and forth. Saw 2 and 5 and to some extent 6. They figured it's the best way to stuff the most traps in a movie. The one guy still sleep used used a little bit too much tranquilizer on that. Oopsie didn't really get a chance at salvation. So they just got to cut themselves. I feel guy for the poor dude is funny. He dragged like a dog. Oh God. David gets to gets to die in his sleep. So did none of the other rules. Hello. They did. They're just all listening guys get on with it. What if you went up to the saws early and you put your chain on it? I don't know what happened. What's the idea with that? That just sucks if he's just going to die. I have seen this before but I really don't remember what happens here. Are you going to do some stupid shit? What the fuck? What was that? He fell over. Oh, they're now figuring it out. I guess I have to offer blessing. Come on. Lovely her. You can't get blood without the saw. Why don't you just bite your finger? Yeah, you could ask me. Jesus Christ. I knew they would do that. I knew they would fucking do it. Are you stupid? It said this. How does nobody know this? What's happening? It said that it was pretty blatant. Let's do it a little bit. Your finger dude. Yeah. You're not a straight boy. Are you retarded? Oh God. Why is everyone stupid? I'm doing the forearm. What are you doing? But clearly someone has to be just like watching and doing it manually. Somebody help the poor dude. The guy being a drag. Yeah, somebody helped him. Oh, God. Oh my God. Wait, is she alive? That was going to fall into pieces. She looked like she just. What's up with that guy? Help please. Oh, God. Hey, guys, what's going on? Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Wait, how did it? Is it still going for that guy? Oh, no. What's happening? I thought that girl was dead for sure. She fell into the blade. She cut herself, cut herself. I mean, he's going to cut himself one way or another. He has awoken. Uh-oh. Ow. Wait, he's just. Wait, what's the fucking point of that? This is already. Yeah, this is the end of him. Wow. It's also one of those stupid things where like if he didn't stand up, he might just get wedged in a way where he survives. Oh my God. They had to have him wake up so that his whole body got it. Everybody did it stupid. Yeah. Wait, but he hit the blades the same way the blonde woman did. Like with his back to it. Yeah, but it was at the end so it mattered more. It was less slack for him to escape but she should be dead. It's like the show is implying like she is going to die or something. Man, it's just like you can tell so clearly that this is not a product of the 2000s. No, this is something else. Well, the big giveaway as far as I'm concerned is no Hoffman. Where the fuck is my Hoffman? It's that salvation can be ours if we cleanse our soul of our lives. Honey, my soul is clean. Yeah, right. You're in a spa movie. Yeah. Well, I mean, no, no, no. If you're in or you could be related to someone who's evil. So like you weren't leaving properly. You didn't just to make sure he didn't marry someone who eventually would lie to you, right? Because if so, you're going to be roasted alive. Yeah. I hope for all of our six that it is a game. This game is going to be one genius. Oh, it's a chain. We're getting into the philosophical there. Is that what it means to be a game? There has to be a win capacity. It might be. I think that is a part of the game. You win your win capacities chance depending on whether it's like a finite game or not. That's not. Oh, geez. Oh, my God. It's hanging on it on him. Big Saul, how'd you get him up there? I mean, we know he's the one because he's got come on his helmet. I think they did that on purpose. I think so. Baseball isn't for girls, sir. Please stand aside. His body looks a little bit weird. I'm assuming this is going to be it's all going to be cut into or something. He survived. What the hell? But the tranquilizer lays in. It's a little lighter. That's how I get you. It's it's to let you know. It's very modern. Oh, how does that happen? What? Was he human the whole time? The helmet was not too tight. No wonder he didn't wake up. Now kind of explains it. Jesus, what happened to this guy? It looks like the top of his head's gone. Yeah. I'm sorry to hear about Christine. How you been? Good. We can do this another time. I'm good. I just love how I think he's going to be okay. How'd you know that was there? USB also modern. No more tapes. No one on that bullshit. And then there were four. Run a virus check. It's it's the world's cleanest map. Dude, the games have begun again. Run jigsaw.exe. By now though, right? Like, if they've got this guy and they've got his tape, it's over, right? Like, surely their thing is over unless they have to wait like a day before the next round. Take this mysterious USB and plug it right into that MacBook. He got in a body. Directly into the hospital infrastructure. Right. Oh, no, our whole system fell apart. What are they? Oh, what are we? Give me a sack. I'm coming. Somebody give me some oil for my wheels. You have no idea how happy I am to be back. Look at the red shoes. All of the yellow work road. I just can't get much work out there, you know. I got some swag. Are you actually a puppet or? I have a message. The font is my dad lame. Times New Roman can't go wrong. Yeah, the other the other notes were like handwritten in like red. Yeah, but that's not. This is clean. This is a new era. The jigsaw is being very. Yeah. Perfection of pirates like that door looks like less secure than the old doors of the old movies. Yeah, looks like never going to realize. None of them looked around. No, but or traveled around. Yeah, they didn't even figure out anything. He's trying to kill you. You already know this. I feel like if you went up to it, you could jam it or something. Oh, is that what it means? Oh. Well, so she got herself real close to. Yeah, that's what happened. That is what fucking happens when you grab yourself up to bomb. Why are you idiot? I was actually glad they did that because she was floating around it for so long without nothing happening. Okay, yeah, that's not your fault. Not your fault. Yeah, literally not your fault. What about you, sweetheart? Come on. We lost our baby. Where is it? Oh, yeah. Look at you. Oh, is that guy find it? What? What do you do? What did you punch me in the stomach? Oh, tickled me too hard. I ate my neighbor. Dude, it'd be so open. I think so. Just like, please play the tape. I'm like, I think you guys knew this. Like if they just went up to it a big, what? Okay. That's all you have to do the whole time. Okay. No, I guess. What would have happened if none of them noticed that? Play the damn tape, Mitch. Are we doing the thing again where we pretend like that? These are clean. Some have to lose in each round, but like everybody could have survived that last room. While I am certain that there is a desire to point fingers at me. Oh, you're not a killer, I know. For the blood that has been shed, unless you turn that finger inward. Morally, clean. Put that finger in yourself. Put that finger in. Just fucking put it up your bum. Stick it in there. Put it all around. And what do you feel? I hope you don't chew your fingernails. Who is Snatcher? You bastard. Maybe, maybe she should have been so fat. Maybe she should be in the big school games. She has a heart attack. Look at this. We have two. The inhaler and one had the buddy and the other. What a choice. Throw the inhaler at her and then leave. One is a saline solution. Why don't you just put some of it on your leg or your arm and then you can see if it's the acid or not. Or even your clothes. And if one is a saline solution just to see if it's really salty and then the other one is going to be the antidote. Yeah, you could just let a little bit out on a bit of wood. Difficult. Not that difficult at all actually. No. What you doing buddy? Wolverine. Yeah, what the fuck? I'm going to stab you with all three. You're about to be James Mangold. Get out of these things when you pick an antidote. What? We all die, Carly. No, that's not the repenting attitude this guy's looking for, okay? You're mine. It wasn't my fault. Oh, she's just like Jigsaw. I'm going to stick them all into you. That's not going to do anything. Why is he Wolverine-ing? Stop. She should be holding him like that. Maybe it's a shot for 3D. They really aren't entertaining the idea that you could just squeeze a little bit out. 1334. What a life is worth to me. Well, what if the large woman didn't appreciate life that much if she was willing to chase after someone for the purse, despite having Aslan knowing that? Yeah, everything of that. And all the time that you guys have opened up this, you could have just tested these things. You could have tested them. Yeah. He's going to stab her. He's going to stab her. He's going to stab her with the acid. Let's try all three at once. It's the one on the right. If you're not going to pick, then I might for you then. I was going to say, it's not actually unreasonable for him to do that at this point. Yeah, if you're not going to pick, then I'm just going to start taking these. Oh my God, look at him. This is bad. And also, it's like, how is it their fault if she won't pick one? Also, how does Jigsaw account for this? Pull on the rope. Jesus Christ, you don't have to pull on that rope that hard to not choke. I'm going to get you. He's swiping at her. So because she refused. Yeah. Wait, what? What? What happened? He stabbed her with all three. All three. Well, the antidote's in there. I don't even know if he like plunged it. I really doubt he did. There's no way he could have. Yeah. That would have been tricky. I don't know, man. I don't know that I blame him. I don't blame him that hard for this. I don't blame him, yeah. I legitimately don't actually know. He made an incredibly difficult decision because she wouldn't fucking decide. So you're not going to die of poison, but you're going to die of a very salty enemy. Ew, no. Oh God, she's melting. It makes sense. Oh, she was a witch. Isn't this gone? Ew. She melts right through the floor and then they escape. That was a pretty good effect. It wasn't too bad, yeah. Oh, you're welcome, by the way. Yeah, I saved your life. Yeah. She said she literally wouldn't do anything. You took his. Yeah, I know. God damn you stupid fuckers. So many stupid characters every time. Also, I'm so sick. Every fucking movie. That's why these are so just shit. I hate them. Everyone's fucking retard. And it's not interesting or entertaining to watch them. I would go as far as saying as well. It doesn't make sense to do it this way. Like, Jigsaw's got a whole bunch of other stuff planned, presumably. But they all could have died there. And like, is that it? Is that really just, he'd be like, well, all right. Yeah, next game. One who is guilty. What if the one who was guilty like literally just didn't remember? What if they just confessed to their crimes? Would that be hard? I guess they'd have to have someone who's listening. That fucking puppet. What if the trap started and none of them woke up? Yeah. They all just kind of got dragged. You almost want to see that. Jigsaw would be like, oh fuck. Hey, wake up. These guys are all dead, right? Because that's how a team of detectives get killed at the end. Generally, you don't want to be a detective in the Saw franchise. Do you hope that Hoffman isn't in this movie at all until a scenery rushes through and kills all these guys? They stab him in the mouth. They open up a body bag. And the comical stealth aim sequence. He goes around one shot. One spot under their chin. They always are walking around with like, chin armor. Wait, didn't Dr. Gordon kill Hoffman in the last one? He didn't kill him. We never saw the death. So then he didn't. They should just call it Hoffman from now on. He goes around the country, killing people, stabbing them in the mouth. What's your name? Ryan. What's your sin, Ryan? I cheated on my wife and she was fat and asthmatic and she died. Why am I being punished for something that he did? Because this is Jigsaw. I was going to say, this was Saw always does. It's Jigsaw, yeah. He wouldn't have rolled over and suffocated her. Oh, no. Everyone knows you don't do that. Whatever. Get a crib. Yeah. It's a kid. Learn to go. No, thanks. I don't think this back. The fuck. You don't know what. So we just have arrogant, crazy man. Then you back up. Mm hmm. Why, dude? What the hell? It sensed there was a. What the hell? Shouldn't have done that. Jigsaw knew that that's exactly where his foot would be if he did try to. He said they got that. Also, when the floor gives way to one foot, a lot of people won't just pull straight in. They'll actually, you know, or both their feet will go through. Yeah. Yeah. So if someone just stands there, the weight gives way. So you're not allowed to stand there. The hell is this thing? It looks so. He was activated because he was about to hit the door and that was a no. Because he was too fat. That's a very weak. Come on. So they knew someone would. He just finds it there. After that. We can tell. Because you're. And they still haven't looked around for tools that could possibly help them cut it. Oh, there you go. A rake. I bet she's a rake. Why don't you just put your hand? Yeah. Nice. I don't know. Did he just guess it was under that plank? Yeah. It looked like. Yeah. Yeah. Get it. It is weird that he did that. No. Knock it sort of. What? Oh. That's why. They don't. I'm sorry. What was that? I look like an opportunity for him to actually get his leg out there. But I guess not. So it broke the handle of the rake. Yeah. It's a game of operation. Not allowed to touch the wires. Fucking light, bitch. Grab the tape. Please. Just do it. You do it. Now with my hand. Yeah, you do it. You're a lady. You have a thinner arm. You go do it. That's not a bad point. Quick, do it slowly. Don't talk while you're grabbing it. You can reach. Come on. Isn't this the guy that chopped his own finger off by accident? He was gonna. Oh, he totally touched the sides. I don't know if it was activated by touching the sides. I think it was just random. I think it was just scare them. I wouldn't have guessed that touching the strings had. Fucking plate of tape. What the fuck? Why do you make an end to it? It seems not. He's gonna drop it. There are no shortcuts in life. Which is why you shouldn't have stood there. Yeah. What? There are totally shortcuts alive. What do you mean? Yeah. Pull the handle and it will be set free. This did happen because he... Well, here, give me a tool and I'll pull the lever with a tool. From the leg bind. Probably. To be fair, that's actually like a relatively fair thing for the character to ask for to soul franchise. It's like, finally. Think about what Jigsaw says because he's an asshole. The particles found on the body are animal feces. Maybe I can track the virus to your location. Oh yeah? Like, Wuhan? Oh God. This was on the body. No link so far to any of our stuff. Well, so the game was already over then. So, if they all died, he would have said and then there were none and just there would have been a lot of bodies there. And that would have died. Hello, buddy. Oh, Pipo. Hello, boss. Pipo, help. Cover up this whole scene, please. It's hydrofluoric acid. How'd you know it was hydrofluoric acid? Because I'm a doctor. I never injected acid into myself. Puzzle piece. Jake fucking saw. Jake fucking saw. Jake fucking saw what? What did Jake see? What did Jake see? Oh, right, this. Wait, they just left him. He's kicking the door. How is that any less against the rules than the guy that was about to use the shovel on the door? Because he wasn't standing on the spot. Oh, that looks tempting. No, no, no. That's it. There's a no door. I'm a good person. I don't deserve this. I can. I can fast. This is fucked up. Okay. More of an observation. This looks perfectly safe. Let's both go in. Oh, Silo. Oh, no way. That is a really clean ass Silo. Remember to close the door behind you. Why would you know? Both of you are going in. I hope you all die. You're all retarded. You both deserve to die. This is true. Oh, movie time. Oh, neat. I can see it. Why are you both in? Wide screen. This door is going to close magically on them. It's going to close. Yeah. As soon as he grabs the fucking thing. Oh shit, if he can't grab it, we're screwed. Oh, come on, black guy. You can jump higher than that. I'm going to have to lift you. I'm going to get there in a moment. You never have to do any of the hard work. Yeah. Make her lift him. Yeah. This is female privilege. Once again. Woke. Propaganda. Oh, look. What do you fucking know? I hate every time. Why did that happen? I hate. No, the door closed. It looks like if you just had a tool that was propped in the doorway, it would have just kept going. Like a shovel or a rake. It's a good thing Silo knows to capture the dumbest parties. That probably hasn't aged well, has it? I like his hair is wobbly now. He's been at a base for 10 years. Yeah. It's not threatening anymore. He just looks funny. But this is a recorded tape, isn't it? Oh, your entire plan. That's unfair. You punished him for cheating. But the entire game hinges on it. How did he know this was all going to go this way? He always knew. There are many different ways. If you understand human behavior, you leave nothing to chance, all right? Exactly. Yeah. Ryan would do this. Oh, no, not the bees. Not the bees. Not the seeds. Not the seeds. When people die in grain silos, it's because there's an outward flow coming from the bottom, right? This wouldn't... Unless there's like... It's like flowing at the bottom. You're not going to die. I was actually going to ask. I don't know how it works. You're just staying in a quiet place, and it doesn't make any sense. It's not how it works. It has to be a flow coming from the bottom. Why are you just standing there? If you rest on... If you rest flat. If you rest flat, it feels like... And roll as it's filling. Like, would you just stay on the top of it? Yeah, probably. You can stay on top of it even just... Like, you're not going to drown. Wherever you use a night Malcolm, Neil got murdered. I was killing Malcolm. Oh, shit. Damn it. You got me. You're such a good detective. Damn it. No, when you didn't hear of our website called Jigsaw Rules. On the website. Wow. JigsawRules.com We did a dark night IP troll. Got a lot of hits from your assistant. You check her elbow. She said she was home the morning a bucket had a spot hanging in the park. I think Buckethead's a band name. Okay, so this is the DNA of the blood script from under the fingernails of the first victim. Malcolm Neil. John Kramer. What? Oh, the soundtrack. It's a fact. It went... Good thing no one's ever framed anyone. Just climb out of it and stand on top of it. It's stupid. Yeah, really? Yeah, they actually let it fill around them. Yeah, why are they doing that? No. It's like you pull another... What if you can't reach? Or you wait and it's going to be painful for a long time until it wrecks you. I think the grain would be dense enough that you could stand on it. Congratulations. Oh, it's actually kind of comfy and it feels good. What the fuck? That's all. Wait, what? There's one that has to be weighted very particularly for that. Oh, come on. The next thing that falls is the kitchen sink. Dude, just grab the rake and use it to weigh the stuff. I can't believe what's happening in here. You could hide in the grain, you know, for a little bit. Yeah, don't throw it. No, use it to bat the shit away. Yeah, these traps are fucking terrible. I can't believe they came out of it eight years later. Well, wait, what was the force on that? What is your plan, pal? Like, are you just going to sit here? Oh, no, a sickle. They're all weighted so particularly. Hi, buddy. Ow. Oh, so it just does do that. Okay. Okay, but what would have been the... Sorry, we got punished. You got punished for trying to cheat, apparently, with the shortcuts. Wow. Yeah. You got punished for that and like the whole game hinges on him doing that. Exactly. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. You just shit where's the poop detector? Uh-oh. Oh, it was one of the detectives. Yeah, it was the black one on account of his hand. Wow, racism. It could have been Justin Trudeau. Let's not rule anything out, yeah. Was this one? I want to play a gamey. How did she get all these things? She built them. Oh, I remember that one that was in Saw 2. This is legit like all the props they had left over. Yeah, absolutely. Remember, remember you guys? Remember that trap? You know, I actually respect that they had the restraint not to do a bunch of flashbacks for each trap this time. Yeah. His initial. Oh, no. His first initial was C. No, no, come up. Who put come in my name? No, don't cheat. You know what happened. Look at his leg. Yeah. How's that not cheating? It doesn't say no-no on it. Oh, he was a slave. Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah. Great work. The commissioner wants to see Jigsaw's remains, wants proof he's really dead. Well, they want to do dig up his coffin? I guess so to prove he's dead and that he's really in that box. Is this what the official? How does that picture? What interface is this? Is this their software or a website or something? This is an image that they mocked up to look officially, but it looks very unofficial. What is this? They always know who's going to live. What are one of the dead people's names? Yeah. They only notice the X now because of the light. Why is she backing up? What's going on? Oh. What the fuck? Wow. How did he get to stay in there? How did that even work? Doesn't make any sense. Man, these traps are dog shit. So that was a Wi-Fi connection that, like... Okay, so what's the dealio here for real? Did he lie about it? I guess he didn't tell the whole story. Wow, how did you... Cover that up. I don't think that even makes sense. Why would you sell someone with brakes that don't work? That's just going to fuck you over eventually. My nephew. Did you say his nephew? He did. Yeah, his pixel nephew. Yeah, but I have no control about this rope around my legs. Why can't you just sway back and forth so you don't go into it? Dude, he could totally grab the bike. He almost grabbed it. He had his hand on it. The actor didn't even realize that he reached over. You could easily escape. Yeah. I'm outraged. You could just stick the... By the way, he could also just... He could also just complete the challenge, I guess. You seem like you had to go out of your way to get hit by the blades. Straighten yourself out a bit. Yeah, just be straight. Don't be gay. You'll be fine. Uh-huh. If anything, it feels like she might fuck this up until now, you know? Yeah, I guess at this point. Yeah, how do you actually mess this up? This seems really easy. Uh-oh. Shaking. What was that noise? How do you fuck this up? How do you fuck it up? What'd you do? I don't know. Yeah, it's not clear what he did. That's not gonna hold. It's not gonna hold it if it has enough force to spin this giant thing. Yeah, grab the thing. Grab the brake. Grab the thing. Also, there wouldn't be any, like, momentum or friction. That shouldn't have stopped the entire device on a dime. No. Wait, what is happening? It stopped it for me. What the fuck is so fast? What happened there? He got blended. Okay. Get the fuck out of here. That was so funny. We didn't even show the body in focus. Cool. So it wasn't the middle of it. It stopped spinning again. Then all of a sudden it goes... Yeah, what happened? That was stupid. I was really dumb and I don't believe it. They all dig it up. He's called for the fuck. John Kramer got a grave like that and everything. Please be on the desk. It'll probably be empty. I'm kind of annoyed at how easy that trap seemed to be and he fucked it up. Yeah. Oh, Jigsaw, man. He's like making all these ones. He's trying to make them easier and easier as he goes on. Jigsaw, identity known. Death Club. Is that like Club England? I think so, yeah. I like that she put all the... Ooh, a soul. Oh, he's going to turn the light on and then it's going to explode. I was just ready to... I'm skinless. He got blended. I like that apparently she bothered to put all these traps in the room. Wait, how'd they get the body out? Who found the body at Eleanor Studio? Heller. He wanted Edgar dead. Everybody targeted the trigger, but did anyone actually see what Halloran was aiming at? What? They're acting like this is all a big... How would he know that? Um... Why does it... what? I don't know. You know you called him out for screwing up Slayin' Down cases? Said he was a moron in the press. Oh my God, you called him a moron. You deserve all of this. He's called him a moron twice. That's twice as bad. Double moron. You blame him for what happened to Christine, don't you? Let me get you proof. Man, we left here pretty quickly, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Halloran's got a special one. I don't think he was a suspect anymore, because you were letting him... Oh yeah, you went to his house and arrested him, and now you're letting him actually, like, get involved in the autopsy. He could have planted that. He could have planted that. Or, like, people took it. He couldn't have planted it. Yeah, because he works here. This is... yeah, he could have planned this all ahead of time. He could be framing your friend. Detective Halloran... Also, Halloran has to have a special... I guess a special, a special part of the rest. He has to have the Glock 17. Ah! No, it's actually later. She's gonna kill everyone. I forgot the big mask. But Halloran's behind this. We can't trust the cops. Wait, you found the... Halloran is not all of the cops, you know? Yeah. We can't trust them. I still think... Because Halloran... She's still probably the Jigsaw. Probably. She's new Amanda. Oh, Halloran's up to her nose. What's going on? She's got a very inconspicuous vehicle, so it's pretty, you know, it makes sense. If she gets stuck in a trap and then she plays a tape, it's like Mitch can only save you by... She's like, Mitch is dead. He's like... Fuck. Was there no forward direction that he would... Wait, so this was the exit? I don't know. I guess you're not supposed to go this way. But they didn't count on someone trying to... Maybe they knew she was gonna go this way. Maybe it's all a part of it. You're gonna close real hard on your face. You know these doors and what they do. I wouldn't stop moving at any point, love. Oh, my God. Get back inside. That was like hitting the out of bounds in a video game. Yeah. It's like, hey, go back. It's like really... God, is this the saw? No, it's multiple saws there. What? What? No, that doesn't... Is he gonna have a scar on his neck? Is he gonna have a next... No, what? A twin. A twin brother. What are you doing? It's a final test. I already passed your test. Look at my fucking leg. Wearing is distasteful. Do me. Your life of reckless deceit started in high school. And only... Oh, God. He's all the way back to his high school days. Yeah. How did one know this? I'm telling the truth. Babe. Whoa. What? How the fuck does she know about this? That was your fault. Jigsaw's like, I was the car. And dude wasn't watching the room, though. And also, yeah, he knows that he blamed it on the driver. And he knows what happened. He knows what the police doesn't know in this situation. He knows everything about everyone. He knows what happened. Yeah. That was like... He's literally omniscient. What do you call that beard style? Like a soul patch for a Brazilian? Old stride. A Brazilian. Except on the face. By the way, did you catch earlier he was like, you haven't even done your test yet? He's like, I feel like I have. I chopped my own leg off, dude. I was like, no, I've not done yours yet, dude. My cancer could have been diagnosed a lot sooner. It was simply the wrong name on an x-ray. That's a primetime drama gimmick in a fucking soul movie. Yeah. It's pretty important not to mix up those x-rays. Those are better days for you, aren't they? He designed the tricycle. He didn't buy it. He invented the tricycle. Oh, is it not what happened? Oh, he smothered it. She smothered the baby and then planted the baby. Oh, no. I wouldn't have had a baby if I knew there would be so much crying. Jigsaw hurt a little bit. Nobody told me about this part. Oh, you were annoyed that the baby was loud? I hate loud babies, too. Wait a minute. She planted the baby so you could fall on it. She planted the baby. What? That baby was like, you're on it. Wait, but wouldn't you have asked why the baby was placed there? Yeah. Yeah, I thought the baby slept in the crib. Okay, but real gangsters smothered her own kids. Oh, my God, what? They don't set it up. How is he alive? Right, we've got a whole bunch of movie laughter. Is this even the elephant in the room? We've got 25 minutes of explanation to come, don't you worry. Yeah, we haven't had the music yet. Everything will make perfect sense by the end of it. I promise. This will be the most airtight explanation ever. Okay. You will be very satisfied. You'll be so impressed. You'll be like, let's watch another. This farm was in Jiltuck's family. Jigsaw's wife. Christ, every movie they're like another place she owned. They should check out all the places Lynn Denlon owns. Lynn Denlon. It's a fun name to say. It is, it is. Lynn Denlon. Bring back Lynn Denlon. Lynn Denlon. My favorite superhero. Lynn Denlon. Wait, the black guy's name is Keith? Yeah, it's been Keith the whole movie. No one names a black kid Keith. That's a lie. Keith David. Yeah, Keith David. That's madness. I like how the film is trying to be like, ah, see, it's like, where are your tricks? We're not done yet. Yeah. I know that this is bullshit. I know that it's just. Man, that was such a good hour long movie. Where's Lynn Denlon? Wait, don't you have guns? Are you taking the axe? Don't you have guns? I guess if she has a gun, he doesn't have a gun, I don't think. Oh, okay. I wouldn't have brought my gun here either. This doesn't sound like a place that I'd want to carry a firearm. God, she is so wet right now looking at all this. Look at her clothes also. Is she dressing up for her right now? She would still look good when she meets John Kramer, who is totally alive right now. I'll do anything you want, John. Please let me go. Did you know that pigs are highly compassionate animals? There's got nothing to do with this, John. Did you know that you're not? That's why I have a pig face, bitch. No, we already did the origin of the pig mask. It wasn't because of that. You lied. I do like it by the way. It was the year of the pig. It was a mask and a dolphin mask. Oh, yeah. It was also viable. And so instead of pig-napping people, instead of just squirming, you know, I'm going to give you an opportunity to turn it all around. Okay, so we have a bunch of saws and one sawed-off shotgun. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Here's your key to freedom. That's not a key. Now, the game's simple. The best ones are. You have one shotgun. You have one shell. Okay, bye. See ya. What was the point of the saws he was playing with? Oh, no. He said the door like he did in the other movies, but he didn't say game over. Game over. The game's not over yet. Or he just goes, Game over. So fair. Game over. That's going to be the YouTube poop at some point. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Game over. Oh, nice. Wow. Oh, nice. You almost shot me, motherfucker. No. Run. Run, they did. Why did you not grab the gun while they were fighting? Okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, I like that. Wait, he's not dealt with. He's not dealt with. Run into a spare trap. Don't do it. Yeah Hey, don't even go to me. I have one leg. I feel like you have a incredible advantage If you're willing to blame the child on your husband, I feel like you shouldn't Watching a Marvel show and I don't want anyone to win. She's maybe one of the more evil Is it is a shotgun rigged? Hmm. Well, they only cocked one of the sides and it's only one shell in it Why wouldn't her finger be on the trigger if you're trying to establish? What I mean, I'm fine with that as an ending. Yeah, I would have to oh I just have to shoot you after being told that being evil's bad. It was a key in it. That's not fair Yeah, wait, you thought that the exploding shotgun wouldn't You can probably bend that. You can buy that. I would try So the idea was to just get this round hit it back So he also has to stay here forever because she made that choice Oh, so he engineered the shells to fire the other way, okay It'd have to come out the stuff that the striker and was on which I yeah, that's what I was that looks like a normal shotgun shell This is horseshock buckshot came out of the side with the primer on it in the shells, which makes no sense Not the company What if this was the saline solution and it did literally nothing People get stabbed with syringes it always hits a vein. Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, everybody's a pro Why do I see the trap now? I don't know. I thought he was sore But I guess the girl is sore. Maybe it's so isn't anybody Oh They set that up earlier you guys did that and that's why she's the sore Yeah You came looking for the game Congratulations, you found it. Yeah, hi-five. Hello If you admit to the reason that you deserve to die You can escape death How are you alive? Seriously, how are you like? That's not good in advance of buddy For fun That you messed up that's an error that you just never realized happen Oh He's like lame We live in that Cut apart like well, so yeah, his head should have been slice a room. Yeah. No, he's just Like I was I wanted to know you both So wait, that means that he did something else in the ceiling fast, right? Those are fucking powerful is so the other guy did something that he should have confessed to that he didn't that wasn't that thing specifically related to John Kramer I wouldn't laugh Wait a minute Wait a minute. This wasn't real. It was light. It was just light. It was a bullshit It was a trick in the light and he's gotten him to admit all of the crime What the fuck Of course That's why we didn't see headcuts. Yeah, none of this would mean anything in court because this is an absurd fucking situation Yeah, I was just Josh The melodrama That doesn't mean fucking good thing. You said, yeah Ten years ago in this very bar So that I legit just had to stop Because she Okay, how are you alive? No, he wasn't this is this is before the first of the sore to play the music racks. Yeah Yeah, because this was made in 2017 idiot. Yeah, we gotta go smart Yeah, but what about the bucket heads people being found all over the place Well, it was jigsaw like this was on fix you wake up very fast So convenient God wait, how did they go before how many people he's killed for honest mistakes I wanted my game to be identical to jigsaw found players just like the ones in the original game Well, I found identical bodies It's all just a trick the audience it's all just a trick. That's it Just a trick. I'm so baffled by this. I've seen it before. Yeah Cringe the bodies were fresh and they were just identical to ones that ten years ago happened How the fuck are they all the same results? Yeah. Yeah, same results You found people that look and acts the same So that one has real Bernie lasers on it, right? Yeah. Why was Edgar months and free because he was your criminal informant Edgar months killed my wife. Oh my god, I was embarrassing God I use audacity Not not a suspicious like exit wound. They're not John Kramer's blood that we had saved we're putting it here Just guys. Yeah, they needed to actually go with the whole John Kramer's not dead thing It would be way more funny. I would have been so hyped For them to do like twin brother thing. I was like, please Like give me some bullshit just to bring it back. That's all I want. Just bring it back I don't care how you explain it ten years ago I came out of the war a broken man jigsaw put the pieces of my life back together So what the fuck was that? Flashback he was with jigsaw and the trap scenes were all ten years ago, and they were like before Dr. Gordon Before anybody was helping jigsaw had another first trap basically, right Don't worry about it I See look it's like together we go the legacy this guy this guy is a foundation I can't wait to hear who the actual new foundation starting member was in the next soft. Oh, yeah, someone was yeah Someone else was helping the whole time I don't want to watch this. I will do No, not the Nice For being dead Where does the skull go? It's in like Dead And there it's it's one of the most unsatisfying and dishonest ways they possibly could have taken this They're like how do we make this the least satisfying and most dishonest movie because they had the thin flat screen TV Is that they were using on the game so even in those flashbacks that were supposedly before saw one They had technology that jigsaw. I guess got from the future When he was doing the doctor Gordon and and the atom game like come on It's such bullshit and they do these things intentionally to throw you off like the only reason why the guys collecting bodies is like Oh, yeah, so you believe that this was all taking place at the same time It's constructed to trick you and it it's doing it in such a dishonest way. I hate it I hate he built all those saw traps. He also built a time machine. How hard is that to believe come on? That's how he made all this money. He invented flat-screen TVs They really go out of their way to show all the new technology to like the woman jogging has the iPhone and stuff They have the laser cutters It's like this is definitely modern and all of these traps are happening at the same thing like fuck off It's almost like the difference between when shitty your actors make a shitty movie And then they try to make a shitty movie or something where it gets like cringe This is this is like this isn't got the charm of four five six that I quite enjoying now or seven It's it's like not even for the fans really like six and seven. We're like, okay We're doing some fan service at least this is just like we want to piss everybody off It's the boring ass detective plotline with a bunch of characters I couldn't do less of a shit about and then the traps they weren't very good and everyone was an idiot Perhaps also everyone's so stupid every trap was bad every character was bad The entire plot was bad like worst twist in the bunch It's one of the dumbest twists in the whole one which is saying something 89% from audiences are that's ridiculous. It's an actual retards That's the only explanation that is a pretty nice or actually like wow, that's that was one of the worst That was plus 32% from critics too like guys You have one job. Where's the point of the lady? What was the ladies role in this film? To be an alibi. She likes big stuff. Okay, her hair was literally red The bad guy had his face chopped up. It's a little chunks like what what is that? How is he gonna explain that? Yeah, the jigsaw copycat just decided to laser his face into several chunks Yeah, you're right like in the audio recording is just like I killed a bunch of people like Good thing his confession was as vague as possible So he could record it and treat people into thinking he was talking about something else He's gonna anonymously upload the recording somewhere like I don't fucking know when they were showing him designing the the tricycle You can actually see the basket just above his head They love it. They think they're so cool. I really I didn't remember that that they actually Recontextualizes so another fucking dude was with him from the beginning More and more of these fuckers the thing is right and he was just hiding all the other movies There was there's a world where they make so eight and it's funny as fuck that they do that and it's great and everything But this one feels like it's like isn't that interesting like the person who made this feels like they're insightful There's nothing about the trap. That's ironic or 10 Something that they actually did wrong like it's just random bullshit Well with a bunch of these movies the writing in the plot is terrible But some of the traps are all right like this had the worst traps. I feel like They're so easy to beat if the people in them would just like had a brain cell Yeah, I got outside and then got stabbed The guy who lost his leg he died 10 years ago. Yes. Yeah But he died of just I don't know Yeah, like his life laying her hands of pulling up John Kramer decided that I'm gonna put this key inside of this Explosive shotgun shell and hope it doesn't warp it to some degree that would render it in no I think I think the idea was that they get the shell out and All the clues they needed but they didn't listen because they're selfish idiots Even though they didn't listen one of them didn't listen Yeah, and again, it's as we put it out She got a swift one and he just gets to sit there with no missing legs like That though first yeah, that's why he's gonna die and that's that's real great for him. Good for you Even though he chopped his own fucking leg off to save those two That would be his test of sorts Yeah, because he he stood up in a car and was talking about how he he told the guy to slice his sandwich But instead of getting chopped up he fell off and the guys who were driving weren't looking and then they crashed I got that. That's like me. That's meant to be comparable to what she did. She killed a baby because it was too loud Like that's that is horrendous. She's like yeah She got one of the best quickest deaths in the entire I thought they were gonna show For a while, but they didn't just died straight away We'll think about the ones that we saw in this right there was that woman who had the needle injected in her Heart You know in this vortex of death, yeah, and then that chopped his leg off and she just gets a buckshot in the face She saw actually spared one of them she was like, you know what? I feel bad because you kind of just made an accident He wasn't really what happened in the repeat game. Did that last guy just not figure it out I guess Dosed him too hard on the tranquilizer They took off his helmet and there was no face it was gone, but the helmet was intact I don't know. So what would have happened if someone just dragged him up to the store and sliced a little bit to help him out And be like, yeah, I got you buddy. You're free now There's no good reason why we didn't see the current day game Like yeah, it's been its own film We could have just had a movie taking place in the one timeline, but the entire Tricking you into thinking there was a possibility that jigsaw was still alive Yeah, it was the entire that's the entire movie was like it was built around. Oh, we're gonna get John Kramer Tobin Bell and we're gonna have him in the movie and then we're gonna have people wondering like how's he still alive? Ba-ba-ba-ba, and that was the that's the structure, but they constructed it so fucking terribly around that like Around the skeleton Pulled like the same twist from other films. They pulled the twist and so for like And then they pull the actually this was earlier Yes, the life-eat thing This one has followed suit with the rest of them just this utter regret for killing him and saw three Why did they do that? I can't believe I find myself saying this, but I wish they just resurrected him Yeah, I will take him coming back with cyborg pots. Make him cyborg Fuck yeah Twin brother cyborg, I don't give a shit fucking resurrect him like with a Ouija board or whatever like I don't give a shit Bring it back understand your own absurdity. You should know that you're absurd. It should like as If you're trying to preserve some sort of like Story that doesn't contradict itself otherwise like yeah, you're shit They were waiting for ever to resurrect it they're like, oh, yeah We're gonna wait until we have a really good pitch and this was the one go fuck yourselves They don't have any like real franchises anymore I can't believe that jigsaw spared the guy that messed up his Charts such that he didn't find out about his cancer as soon as he could have and then he kills all these people for like smoking and being sad Oh, yeah, or just being innocent or just being an innocent person. Yeah, definitely kill people for being innocent That's the biggest the fact that the guy was like sleeping at first It's like they originally wrote it so that jigsaw felt bad because he was sleeping and the game wasn't fair or something But then maybe they changed the voiceover to like oh, I felt bad because it was an honest mistake Like maybe it's lion's gate. Just we're like Out of the ones we've seen for sure, it's like yeah, this is If I may offer one positive Cinematography stood out no you may not and for this one. I thought I thought it was decently shot compared to the other ones Yeah, it had a different tone in how it was presented it was less like ADHD I guess but I still miss how it was shot before Right the production design in one thing, but just in particular the way everything was framed I just thought it was done like not flashy or profound or anything, but just decent like it was nice Everything was nicely framed and blocked and stuff. Well, all righty. That's it. That's soul number eight Happy Halloween everyone of 2020 What'd you bring me?