 How is everybody doing Chewgine are you guys ready for today? I'm so excited first time ever being on an SMP. I'm very very very pumped I'm hoping that I set everything up correctly because if I didn't I'll look like an asshole I'm excited to play Minecraft with my good good friends and I'm very excited to meet a bunch of new friends. It's gonna be a fun time We also have a skin in epic SMP my Minecraft skin brought to you by our very own Cursed one one of the mods Sophie soggy sog pie sog pee. This is the skin that we will be using Can you guys hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me can you hear me if you can hear me say water melon This is gonna be fucking Gloucester fuck Yo, it's me Ethan My mom just texted me Eddie and she goes oh my god My mom just texted me. She's like oh my god SMP is crazy fun Hey Thank you for thank you for coming Thank you for thank you to Trevor for for doing most of the work to set this up Let's have some fun hey, that's right Trevor already almost got blown up once I'm excited Trevor Amazing we got a huge selection of Coming to what is now essentially a Minecraft birthday party We do this just for you Thank you so much Time to get some wood time to get it all baby. Here's my skin chat for those of you wondering Big ol made with a big fat ass So I gotta make me make me a temp shelter for the Eve did once the morning comes We'll figure out where our big old town is gonna be You can come in you can sleep with me if you want you can come and sleep with me if you want to have a little sleep over Come out of your Over here Neighbors all right, I need to I need to do some mining. Oh, yeah, you're right. I do need to eat Oh Look at me go chat. I am a Minecraft god. Oh, there's people down there. Who's down there? Thank you so much I've been working on it, you know Finster killed too mad. That's not super chill Very much a business thank you. You want me to do a little twirl for you Well, it's everything I've ever wanted and more Listen, Ryan's a good boy. Okay. I'm sure what he did. I don't even know who he is He didn't mean to he's a really good boy He drew the first thing he did when he saw me was he drew a line in the sand And he said you can't you can't pass this line And you pass the line I'm just fucking right good good to see you guys. I'm trying to find Eddie. Where's Eddie? Do you guys have anything going on because I'm I'm all alone in the world Beachfront property I Guys I've got a grand a grand plan here Guys I'm working on it Point fingers I don't want to blame anyone I don't want to name names, but I'm pretty sure to Matt just stole all my iron I Try to steal before when I was mining it. He stole some of it. I only got a little bit We have to kill so do we Anything if we don't do anything then we'll be embarrassed cuz we just let him bully us You know, oh two man's right here, too, man. Did you take iron? No, no, no, I just want to talk real quick Guys when I get We chase too mad off We I didn't get to like punch him or anything. So I don't know if you learned his lesson Jack felt super intimidating. So I was a little scared of Jack and I will be in the future Guys I do want to talk about the plan the the layout of the house, you know, it's very important You know, we've got this beautiful ocean view And I think that we we want to take advantage of that, you know, we wanted to open up to the ocean, you know One feature we'd like to keep we discussed a little bit earlier Maybe after house is done on top of the house. Maybe a large penis make a penis house I like that a lot. Thank you. Yeah, absolutely a conversation piece, you know, yes, absolutely I mean, I mean it's like you can have You know a home or like an apartment, but when you want a forever home, you want it to be penis Sounds like they're under water About the house is that what if instead of putting the penis on top of the house What if we make the physical structure? Have to do a little bit of renovations, but we've already got sort of like the balls here Interesting If you need anybody to you know come and clean the house in between people renting it I'm totally open to doing that What if you were cleaning up I Got a very strong core. I don't really even need to use my knees ever I usually just take the front half of my body and just you know, 90 degree angle. I can just bend that way, you know Thank you so much as the house Goes up, you know each floor could be someone's bedroom, you know And I don't know how many how many beds and how many baths you're planning on You know, we have to take into account. Do you want like a home gym? Do you want maybe a home theater something like that because that is also going to be it's gonna be an investment? But an investment in this property is a good choice. I'd say put your money down, you know Can I can I suggest something for the for the renovations the head of the penis is an observatory? Yeah, I love that. I have a ton of wood right now. Ethan. Do you want me to give you some? I'm sensing a lot of a lot of hostility between you and I and I just want to make sure you know nothing's going to happen, you know I think you're doing your job. Yeah, I'm just doing my job I would listen Chrissy, I'm not telling you What you can and can't do but I would say that maybe you shouldn't suggest what I am wearing What I shouldn't wear You have a concern with Eddie Interacting in some way with me and my skirt. I think that's something that you have to take up with Eddie I'm going to get some stone Yeah, there's pulling through any minute now Hey, Baron what time is Baron showing up? She says sometime around two. Yeah sick. I can't wait I'm feeling good about this guys. I'm feeling Very good about it. Ethan penis house looks great. Thank you so much. I'm working on that. What's up? I'm sorry. What what house? Hello. So the plan will is is to make the house penis house Okay Gonna be a large penis Boys rule girls drill One thing Ethan I think I told you before right with our amount of time to stream That's that's totally fine. Don't worry about it. I've got penis house under control We're probably hopping off now So I'm gonna give my wood to Ethan and that's not anything weird. It's not a euphemism or anything Chrissy It's just a transfer Baby I'm feeling really good about penis house right now It's looking good Yeah, I think I might want to build the balls out a little bit more. I'm not really sure I Think there's gonna be some trial and error for sure What about this tree? I gotta cut down this tree. Yeah, this would be so good for resources. Wow Do I hear do I hear shat and slack and talking about the the penis house? Are you liking it so far? Thank you It's gonna be a shaft it's gonna be a spectacle I'm glad that I got the best piece of real estate right next to it So when I wake up in the morning to look out my window, I can see that the penis house Oh, the Sun is like right above it right now if you stand right here. It's like some sacrificial looking. Wow It's amazing. Yeah, like my and this is a this is a prime piece of land, you know Chat how do I how do I want to do this? How do I want to do this? You know, how do I want to make this big? This Think this might this might be good. I feel like I've got the the head on In the right way We've never met I don't even know what your name is Where'd you go? I'm just I'm just up here Oh my god, it's okay Man, I really gotta figure out how to do these balls. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay guys It's working. It's working. Yo, this is actually looking a bit hardcore if you ask me you think so. Do you think I think it's It's looking good, you know, dude fucking building a big brown cock. Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much Actually, it's a bit tan. This guy's been working out Yeah, no, I think it's going well house crafting anything. Oh, it's going good. It's going really good I just have to fix up a couple things Is this your house? Yeah, it's a giant cock Yeah, no, that's the goal. Yeah, wait, where did Matt go? What was that? Please not mine. Oh my god thing. Oh, it's looking kind of showed like How could I How could I fix this? This is this has been a real learning process Matt I get real with you and say, you know, this is crazy. Hey, I Not good a Minecraft either. I've been playing for over 10 years now, and I'm not good at it in 10 years 10 years. He's a veteran and when when every Person under the age of 14 watches my video They get very mad that I'm using the wrong tools for certain things and this and that so it's it's okay But if you have any questions to just ask and I can can help you I can take you on adventure Such a benevolent soul, you know Honestly, you just described the story of my life. It's been the last couple of days on Twitch I'm literally learning to play Minecraft from the ground up and it's just full of people screaming No, you're supposed to put the tubby tubes in the incubator No, you have to right-click on the orb of Matthias eight times, you know, it's like you I'm about to be a boomer actually I turned 25 in like two weeks and that officially makes me a boomer Wow 25 is very old My back My next I've been working really hard to build this cock, all right, but now just please just give me a little more time All right, just a little more time Okay All right, so Gus here's what I'm thinking real quick about the cock house So this will sort of be the main the main living space down here And then we'll just have ladders and then we'll make like separate floors on the shaft for everybody's rooms. I like it That's awesome Sorry, don't worry about it guys It's got to happen sometime, you know at the very least guys don't worry about it Look at the cock in the sky that I can just follow looks up, Ethan Hey, I'm making this big dick tower and it's coming along gonna make this a big glass thing You know looking off at the vista you can go all the way up Making multiple floors, baby on the outside you should Yes, if you get wool you can make red like light red or you know pink and then light like light blue wool And you can have that running in kind of a diagonal vinyin like design That's a really really good idea, I love that so it's very fucking aggressive like a little too aggressive, you know That's really good. Somebody also suggested that I use pink glass at the top for the tip To make it sort of like an observatory kind of thing You know the what do they call it in Toronto, what's the giant sky needle thing? Oh the Space Needle in Seattle the Space Needle. Oh Trevor hi Hi, how's your day been Ethan? Oh, it's been good. Just been just been chilling, you know, we're you nervous What was I nervous a little bit? I was a little bit nervous. I was a little bit nervous too, buddy Yeah, why are you breathing so heavy? Thank you, thank you, thank you, you know it there's a lot of room for growth I say you guys did a great job erecting this monument here Thank you very much I like the way that we harmonize just well you stopped when you go again People just slowly started entering It hurts just gonna stand there and hear me cry That's all right because I love the way I can't tell you what it really is Oh It's been good just building up that thick big meaty cock in the sky just big Putting that up in and that's pretty much all done, but I feel like it's been productive, you know Yeah, no What about you Jacob what I spoke to God he asked me to kill some people to bring some angels in the heaven He needs him, you know sometimes you need him called racial slurs That's not I Started building a Popeyes a Popeyes Where's the pop wait is the Popeyes the big orange thing that you're making Do you want to know something about my real my real tragic life not really but go ahead I've never been to a Popeyes That's really why not I don't know I just never been to a Popeyes Going to Greece right now in order Popeyes sandwich. I don't know if I can I have a peanut allergy I don't know if they use peanut oil peanut allergy. Yeah, you just have your EpiPen ready to be funny Very good content Hi, I was gonna make an order on Postmates, but I have a peanut allergy. Do you guys use any peanuts or peanut oil in your kitchen? Do you guys use any peanuts or peanut oil in your kitchen? No, do you know what kind of oil it is? Hi, I was gonna make an order on Postmates, but I have a peanut allergy. Do you guys use peanuts or peanut oil in your kitchen? No, do you know what kind of oil it is? It's how vegetable and how beef. Okay, cool. Thank you He kind of also don't trust it We're teaching Jack the energy water bucket Shit, I feel like you should go at least higher than the dick tower, right? Here it goes You want to try the MLG water bucket? Yeah, I'll try it. How do you do it? You can't spam it. You just have to place it just before you hit the ground Okay, there's a creeper over there. If that creeper destroys my tower. I'm going to I'm gonna kill him. Okay. Let's go Okay, hold on. I'm gonna I'm gonna eat something Okay, I believe in you so just click it right before it gets to the ground If it's in range, yeah Don't wait too long Guys, I'm so pumped about my fucking cockhouse dude. How's the dick? It's going pretty good. It's going pretty good. I saw it in the distance and it guided me home like a lighthouse. Oh good Matt, can I come into your house? Matt, why do you have a bunch of gravel in your house? That's really funny actually Let's take a little tour. Look at all these. Thank you so much. Look at all these floors that we've built Hold on. I want to figure out how many floors we actually have. All right, Caleb. We have one. Take my stick I need to build it. All right, fine. I'll give it back. We need to build the sunshade, dude. Okay Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Oh my god. Nine floors, baby. Damn. That's way more than I thought actually