 Hi, Adam Olinger. Feud nation. No, never heard. It's fine. I'm trying out for a plethora of rolls on the Suicide Squad I think you'll be very impressed with what I have to offer. What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me, Mr. Jay? I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya. Really, really bad. I'm like holding two dicks in my hands. I don't know why I'm doing this. I just like role-playing. I'm Rick Flagg. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you guys? We're the bad guys. It's what we do. Blow my hair. I'm gonna have hair like in my face all the time. It's gonna be cute. I'm gonna keep blowing it up on my face. All right, I know Jesse Eisenberg's already played like Sleuther in BVS, and he's not in Suicide Squad, but if he asks for too much money, if Eisenberg's being a little bitch, I'll gladly fill in for him. Here we go. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's the greatest matchup in the history of the world. The Caped Crusader versus the Dark Knight. I can't wait to show you my toys. And then we won't use that in the movie. Let's have me do a bunch of stuff and then not use any of it in the movie, or just like 5%. This is the deal. You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You irritate or vex me, guess what? You die. I'm known for being quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you. Lady shut up, stable doll face. They became the king and queen of Gotham City, and God help anyone who disrespected the queen. From what I read in the script, Amanda Waller is really the part to get since she narrates the entire film from beginning to end. It's taken me some time, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst. She was assigned to the clown himself. She thought she was carrying him, but she was falling in love. I mean, I'm reading, like, these are the lines in the script. I'm just gonna do a series of Joker laughs. You can cherry pick the best. Eh, eh, eh. None of those sound like Heath Ledger, right? I'm trying to do the exact opposite of Heath Ledger. So, not make a great joker, make like a fucking terrible one. I'll accept the consequences. Take a cot, we throw them under the bus. Aren't you scared? Yee-haw, why'd they put you down here, boy? I asked. I'm a soldier. You're a serial killer who takes crack cards. When the shooting starts, you'll cut and run. Like y'all would do. Woo! Ha-ha! Look at my, my! Damn! That's one mean lady. Y'all get used to it. Question! Would you die for me? I'm just gonna do an interpretive dance as I see the enchantress is gonna do for the last 20 minutes of the film. Just a little... Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girl was enchantress like me? Don't ya? Don't ya? I put him in a hole. Then I threw away the hole. Okay. I, I really, I... I don't want to do this. I don't want to be in this movie. I decided these lines aren't just shit. This is Katana. She traps the souls of her enemies into her sword or something. I mean, come on. Really? Really? I know it's based off a comic, but for fuck's sake. I assume there's going to be about 800 introductions in this film, each one containing its own pop throwbacks. Whoop-boom! Killer Crock. Those are my stats coming up. Katana! Stats. And then you'll do like a rip. And then that cuts the dead shot. We go through the chamber of the gun and the bullet. Makes a hole. Dead shot. Bullet holes and then stats of like deaths and kills. Something like that. Joker. Wait, he's probably not going to be in the movie at all, right? We're just using him for the advertisement. Don't put him in the movie. Amanda Waller. I'm Amanda Waller. Everybody. Throw you in a hole and throw away the hole.