 I'm sick of you all laughing. I'm sick of it. So I don't want to talk to you. Alright, man. Don't get me into a trolling video, bro. I'm not cool with this. I planned a troll on my Krasenba and it worked out flawlessly. Good shit. You made me, you ruined my night. Like, congrats. Like, sucks. Like, I'm pissed. I'm pissed. You got what you wanted. No, no, no. This is literally, that was no contest. This is obviously the wrong answer. Alrighty. Yeah. So that was literally two days ago. Now, these trolls don't come easy, ladies and gentlemen. They take weeks of planning. So check it out. This is what happened. A couple of weeks ago, I was playing on the park with Mike Krasenba, right? He brought out his playsharp. I haven't seen him play on his playsharp before. I told Mike, Mike, dribbling is kind of sus, my guy. It was just playful banter at the time, but I said enough to get him provoked to the point where he challenged me to a one-on-one. Now, one-on-one is cool and all, but it's not nearly as interesting. I said, Mike, why don't we do a 3v3 on the park and we'll put something on the line if you really think you're better than me? This should have started a fucking hour ago if you went to a fucking alley, but you refused for some reason because you can't- We could, bro. Bro, nobody's saying that, Mike. We gotta tone it down a couple of notches, jeez. I can't tone it down, dude, because literally it's just like the way that just like how you are is just like ignoring me. What? So that's exactly what we did, and that would have been a cool video, but it wasn't enough. And so I hit up Stevezo. I say, yo, you're the most prolific dribbler in the 2K community. Help me out on this video. He said he was down. This video is sponsored by Ckeek. Ckeek is an app that helps making buying tickets easier and more affordable. You hop on the app, man. You want to watch my rap display because they're doing so damn well. You click on the game and it sorts everything by value so you don't have to do the work. You click on the seat you want and I'll give you a view of what it would look like had you bought it. It's very intuitive. The whole thing is designed to help you save money so you're not spending extra on things you don't need and don't want. I'm going to leave a link at the top of the description. Use code AGENTATCHECKOUT for $20 off your first purchase. Oh, he knows you. I don't know how to play with Stevezo. You know what? As cover, I'm going to be like, yeah, no, I'm dropping a video in a couple of days where Stevezo teaches me how to dribble. That's going to be my cover. The plan itself is very simple, but it was hard to execute. All we really have to do is have Stevezo sign into my account and I'll pretend to be the guy with all the crazy dribble moves as Mike Krasemba gets dropped off. Keep in mind, we're both using playshards. Meanwhile, I'm really just sitting in the corner talking shit the whole time. Watch your ankles, Mike. Mike, you might want to take care of the ankles, man. Put a couple braces on. And as the frustration mounts because Stevezo will drop him off, we will see an explosion of monumental proportions. Take the 750 core, bro. It's fully open. We'll take right. Plot cover. Plot cover. Plot cover. Plot hop on the dodge. Plot hop on the dodge. Now, there was a couple problems we had to overcome that I wasn't really expecting. Mike told us to join the party, and I wanted to join the party because I wanted to get his reaction when we were pissing him off, but I couldn't because it would give away that I wasn't on my accounts. When I'm on the party and the mic moves to signify someone's talking, he'll know. We're in the party, so if you want to come talk in the party, that's the only way we can talk. They're not that stupid, right? People know I have a, hmm, what's the word I'm looking for? Reputation for trolling? And so I have to be really careful. And so I told Mike to hop on Discord. It's a sensible thing to do. On a side note, 2K, could we make it easier for people to join the park and just play simple games? A private park would have solved a lot of issues here in this gameplay, because while it did serve our purpose to rile Mike Krasemba up, it didn't serve our purpose to spend two hours trying to find a game. Can we fucking play our game? Bro, these guys. Bro, are you back down? Are you back down? I'm in the mic for a second. You're left, guys. We're trying to play. Bro, you're bugging, man. Nakedown. We have VIPs! When the game finishes, we'll just VIP them. Dude, Krasemba, if you hop on the home and I'm on the way, we just VIP them at the end of the game. We'll take it. No, I know that. I'm saying after the game's over. I'd be mad if I was him, too. It took like two hours to get a game. But it was, it was taking two hours because of him, bro. His strategy of being in the aisle clearly doesn't fucking work. Anyway, we got frustrated, so we decided to go to the mic court. Oh, yo, you're so close. Is that just me? Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. They're Krasemba. Let's go. Yo, Dallas, go to the corner. Right corner. Okay, Krasemba. You got the defense. Oh, dude. I didn't press that second. I don't know why I jumped twice. Oh, yeah. They're Krasemba. That's wild. That's wild? But how about you? I just jumped twice. I'm not concerned. What am I supposed to do? Hold on, man. Krasemba, hold on, man. Defense is looking high, man. Shut the fuck up. Agent over here, freaking out. Diop. Diop, Krasemba. Oh, my God. Yeah. Krasemba thinks it's 2K18 again, man. That's crazy. Agent, that's when you were good. Whoa. Whoa, Mike Krasemba. It was at this moment, I told Stezo to step it up a notch. I want to see Mike Krasemba on the floor while you're shooting your greens every single possession. And I, safe to say, he didn't disappoint. I haven't seen him. I get a full name. Watch your ankles, Mike. Mike, you might want to take care of them ankles, man. Put a couple braces on. You are a fake. I hate it. I hate it. It does that to me. I'm telling you. I didn't know you'd want to fake it, Mike. I'm going to keep it a thousand once you wrote it. No, really. There's no contest. That's no contest. Look at me go. Wait a minute. It's my court. It's my court. Clean up, baby. Clean. Good stuff, Dallas. Hey, Ivy. Yo, Dallas bucks out, dude. You're bugging. What's that? What's that? He don't want it. He don't want it. Look at him. Look at him. Mike has a button on the square. This is fucked. Literally, that was no contest. This is obviously the wrong. Alrighty. Look at the dribbling. That's what I'm talking about. You just can't keep up with the dribbling, bro. Like you're behind me, Mike. Okay, do something about it. What do you mean? Look, you need help. Yeah, Mike. There's no contest, dude. Mike, bro, you got to stay in front of me, man. You're literally behind me. Have a possession. Okay, that's great. This is just not anything, dude. This is not the game. Like, what do you want? Yeah, no, he doesn't have any. Oh, I thought he was faking it again. You say as he does that, honestly. That's not a steal. It's okay. Yo. There's no contest. There's no contest. What do you want? No, there's no contest. Because there's no contest. That's what's happening right now. There's no contest. I just beat you one-on-one in a real fucking thing. This is bullshit. Hold on, bro. Oh, you're fighting too late. This is gold. This game is bullshit. No, just win. Where's the IQ, man? This is chocolate. Just win. I'm just win. Like, who cares? Take a one-on-one. Just win. We'll switch. This shit's stupid. You're going to have taken four shots that would be a contest anywhere and there's nothing. Yo, B-Smoke. Come on. Hell no. Can you imagine that? Can you just win? I'm not playing defense. Like, win the game. B-Smoke is playing good defense. He should have been guarding me the whole time. All right. You're going to win. Cool. I know. Gentlemen, I know Mike Cresemba and I hope like he doesn't get too mad over this video. But he's a competitive guy. He doesn't like to lose. And so when he issues a challenge and like you're facing Stizo, what can you really do about it? And it's not a good look. He's going to get frustrated. But it's a trolling video, man. So I had to take it all the way. I sent a message to Stizo. I said, step it up or not. I really want him to get angry. Yo, try your hardest not to be on your back this game. Yeah, there we go. That was good defense. Good deal, good deal. Yo, Mike, show us some dribble moves, man. Yo. You're stupid. That stepping curry is hard. You're trying. Oh, you got the ball. There you go. I swallowed the fuck out of you. What are you talking about? I'm trying. Oh, I'm out. Sometimes, you know, sometimes the attempt is all that matters, you know? Even if you spend half the possession behind me, you know? Side. Side. Play sides on that. Yes, sir. There we go. Thank you. Yeah. Them screens are bad. Hold on, V-Smo. Come get it, V-Smo. What you got, V-Smo? I see you're clicking square V-Smo. I mean, you're using screens, bro. I got to pick up on that. You didn't use any screens there. You guys use screens every possession, man. Yeah. You definitely use screens every possession. What are you talking about? Hey, play. Play. Five. Oh, yeah. Leave me alone, please. Just stupid, dude. I mean, like, I honestly... Yo, you're saying that... You're playing a park, dude. Yo! This is fun, yo. What the fuck? No, excuse me. We're playing on a fucking mic. We're like, all right. What does that have to do with anything? Aided. Okay, you just passed right through me. Like, what do you mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. West next game, too? Yeah. Oh, you got me stumbling? Okay. Jump at that. Ah, fuck you, Beastmo. Just to play, y'all. Come on, y'all. Look, Mike's so mad in-game and out-of-game. I know Stretch basically. Yo, he's shooting it. Yo, fucking defense, AJ. Let's go, man. Yeah. No, wait. No, wait. That's not real. That's not real. Mike, you're getting bailed out because Beastmo knows you're about to get snapped, my guy. Every time. No, no. No, no. Did you get double teams? Yo. Guys, it just kept getting better and better. Do you recall the whole game, Mike, unless you get a stop right here on me? Come on. We're playing a mic. That doesn't need anything, man. Literally, I'm telling you right now, all right. I'll give you fucking each $100 if you beat us three out of five and we're normal for it. What? What does that have to do with anything? Zero odds for you. You don't give me anything. I'll give you $100 if you could beat us once. Zero dollars for you. No, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Give me a normal court. You reach $100. Three out of five. I'm not posting it any of that shit, dude. That's fucking literally... What? What do you mean? What? Dude, we're playing a fucking mic. No, I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now if you can play on a normal court, go to a fucking park, go into an alley, like I've been fucking telling you to do. Use the fucking view. And then I'll give you $100 if you beat me. You're never going to beat me, man. Okay, fucking, we do it, dude. I'll give you $100 each. Go ahead. I'm not talking to you while we're playing because we can't fucking talk out how we're playing. This is stupid. Let's at least do a 1v1, man, on the mic. Not doing a fucking 1v1 on a mic. Okay, let's 1v1 on the stage. 1v1 on the stage. I'm not fucking doing anything, dude. Come play us in your fucking court. I have a quote right now that everyone could join on. You were the only problem. You have always been the only problem. We had our entire squad in five different parks. Five different parks. What do you have to do? I can't join. Because you'll go to an alley. You'll walk into a middle of a fucking court and have 20 people surround you and they'll go, no, that's not the problem. That is the fucking problem. All right? Why did we come into my court if we weren't going to play in here? Because this was supposed to be a pair. I'm not going to play in here. I'm not going to play in here. This was supposed to be apparently our only option. But it's not. I feel like you're only mad because you was losing. Like, if you were winning, yeah. I feel like going in. I've been mad this entire time. No, Mike. To be fair, though, if you won, you would have posted it, bro. No, that shit was stupid. Yeah, maybe it was fucking normal shit, dude. Your first fucking game, you took fucking five bad shots with a hand in your face. So I don't know what you wanted to say. That's not Mike Wayne's problem. That's not Mike Wayne's problem. That's right in the fucking my court, bro. That's why. Come play West. Let's do it. And I'm not fucking talking to you guys while we're playing because we can't fucking talk about strategies. Shit's stupid as fuck. You don't need to talk about strategies. Man, we do because it's just stupid. Mike, you're fucking... You're so up. Either play, either put, either. All right, all right. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. I'll join the West Coast. I'll stay in the alley. Oh, yeah. Wow. Because that's so fucking hard. Dude. What am I to say? Mike, anything I say when you're coming at me, man. Damn. I'm going to do this. You made this so hard for no reason, bro. You're standing in the middle of the court with 20 people around you. That is the fucking problem. I don't understand how you don't get it. And I'm sick of you all laughing. I'm sick of it. So I don't want to fucking talk to you. All right, man. Fucking let me know. Yeah. So long story short, I do want to play Microsamba in a game one-on-one. I do think I would win that game. And I want to play like a legit one. But guys, come on, man. I was throwing a lob and it would, it wouldn't be right if I didn't throw it down, man. And man, if this wasn't one of the most fun videos to record I've had in a while. Yo, I'm going to leave a link in the description to Stizo, to his man's exit, to Fridge for letting me use his account, and to Microsamba. Mike, I'm sorry, man. I know it pissed you off and all, but like, I had to shoot the shot while I had it, my guy. Yo, if you guys enjoyed, drop a like. Subscribe to the channel if you're new, man. I'm going to catch you guys later. I'm out. Peace.