There's the keto diet, intermittent fasting, but before all of these trending diets, there was this! Who here has been on the Instant Noodle Diet at some point in their lives? My brother, cousins, and I were crazy for instant noodles, and sometimes ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! It even sustained me through college and the fun days of living alone for the first time in my first apartment! To celebrate the iconic "Instant Noodle Diet" here is a parody I wrote to Meghan Trainor's "No Excuses". Enjoy!