 Item number SCP Spooky Dash J Object Class Safe Correction Euclid Spooky Containment Procedures SCP Spooky Dash J cannot be faithfully contained due to the nature of its being. In the event that SCP Spooky Dash J manifests outside his containment chamber, it is to be escorted back to his chamber and recontained. SCP Spooky Dash J's containment chamber is a standard humanoid containment chamber, with a single lock security door to ensure simple containment. Description SCP Spooky Dash J is visually identical to a typical human skeleton, standing 1.72 meters in height and weighing 5.44 kilograms. The skull, face, and jaw structure of SCP Spooky Dash J is completely flexible and grants it the ability to make a range of facial expressions, despite its lack of muscles or flesh. As well, SCP Spooky Dash J's capable of vocalization and sapient thought. SCP Spooky Dash J is capable of vanishing and manifesting at will to any location within 66.6 meters from its original position during the month of any major commercial holiday. Individuals in the location of SCP Spooky Dash J's manifestation often report a subtle rattling noise originating somewhere behind them. Individuals exposed to SCP Spooky Dash J and its anomalous effects are to be administered class A amnestics prior to recontainment of the entity. When interacting with living human subjects, SCP Spooky Dash J will typically display verbally aggressive behavior, often in the form of insults and challenges to physical altercations. Despite this behavior, SCP Spooky Dash J has yet to seriously or purposefully injure a living subject out of observable malice. SCP Spooky Dash J displays an anomalous understanding of individual subjects' mothers and sisters where these relations are applicable. Entry Incident October 28, 2016 The following incident took place between Dr. Randy M. Filler and SCP Spooky Dash J prior to a recontainment incident. Again? SCP Spooky Dash J, you insufferable fuck! Stay away and say the fuck in your chamber before I beat your sorry ass! You can't tell me what to do, you skin sack! Davey Bones does as he pleases! Shit! Do you even care anymore? This is why nobody visits you anymore! Jesus, you're so fucking annoying! Shut your dog slobber, fuckboy! You can't rattle these bones! You can't rustle these jimmies! Spooky Dash J, if you keep this shit up, I'm gonna call security down here and get you terminated if you don't... You're gonna what? Kill me? I'll fuck you up, you bitch! Don't fuck your mother! I'll no-scope you! I swear to God! Why are you gonna do this every year? Jesus, you're an absolute twat waffle! Suck my Scalabals! SCP Spooky Dash J and Dr. Filler proceeded to argue for several minutes before Dr. Filler was removed from the observation room and dismissed from active duty in Site 12 and has been placed on paid leave. Entry Incident November 23, 2016 SCP Spooky Dash J appeared in the cafeteria of Site 12 and began to collect all the uneaten holiday food into several trash bags before disappearing from staff perception. It then appeared in the quarters of Dr. Randy Allen Filler and smeared cranberry sauce across the surface of his desk before consuming large amounts of bread stuffing. It's Thanksgiving! You asshole! You ruined my novel! SCP Spooky Dash J continues to consume excessive amounts of stuffing where it exits SCP Spooky Dash J's body through its ribcage and now it's coating the floor. Why are you even doing this? You don't even have a stomach, you fuckwit! I'm doing it because I love you, dad! SCP Spooky Dash J throws the rest of the bag at the wall where it bursts open of Dr. Filler's bed and proceeds to run out of the room before security can arrive. Dr. Filler has hence requested to transfer to another site. Request pending. Entry Incident 1224-1225, 2016 1950 Hours SCP Spooky Dash J exits its containment chamber undetected. 20-30 Hours the hubcaps from all vehicles in Site 12's staff garage go missing and are not found for several hours. 23-14 Hours dozens of large gift wrap boxes appear in the common area of Site 12 while the room is vacated. 0-1-10 Hours SCP Spooky Dash J appears in its containment chamber displaying erratic excited behavior. It is wearing a green Santa hat at this time. 0-7-50 Hours an announcement is made that staff vehicles have been vandalized and on-site personnel display warranted agitation. 10-35 Hours various personnel enter the common area of Site 12 and discover the gift wrap boxes on the wall farthest from the doorways. The statement Merry Christmas fuckboys is painted an expired gravy. 10-55 Hours all gift wrap presents are opened by an EOD team and are discovered to contain the stolen hubcaps from the staff garage. A request has been submitted to the administrative board on the topic of the termination and archival of SCP Spooky Dash J to prevent future nuisances and possible hazards to Site 12. Entry Incident February 14th 2017 Dr. Randy M. Filler received an anonymous package containing a human tibia and a letter reading. This Valentine's Day, I'd like to be your fuckboy from your spookily. Contents of the package have been moved to forensic storage. Dr. Filler has requested an indeterminate leave of absence after receiving this package. Request again denied. Oh my God, SCP Spooky Dash J, that was just freaking amazing. I love that skip. That is the end.