 Item No. SCP-2600-J Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-2600-J is to be held in the standard containment chamber, located within Site-77. Personnel assigned to work with SCP-2600-J are to be given standard identity protection methods such as fake beards and wigs. Standard Foundation bike locks are issued to all bicycles located within Site-77 to prevent adductions. Description SCP-2600-J is a bicycle manufactured by the Swinn Corporation in 1996. It is fully mobile and will attempt to run down and abduct any personnel assigned to its containment. It is usually followed by an escape attempt. Other than this, SCP-2600-J has displayed no anomalous properties. Occasionally, media appearing to demand SCP-2600-J's immediate release will be delivered to Site-77. These will usually be accomplished by portions of bicycles which have been removed very roughly, such as portions of the frames and torn up chains. Media will usually consist of pieces of paper covered in menacing tire tracks, ransom notes composed of newspaper clipping signed by the Bicycle Mafia, or videos depicting several fedora-clad bicycles spinning their wheels aggressively. Personnel are advised not to let SCP-2600-J's cohorts intimidate them. Addendum Transcript of a video delivered to Site-77 on August 8, 2008 One second, video begins and appears to be taking place in an abandoned bike shop Italian restaurant. Two bicycles are present, one red and one orange, each wearing a feather fedora. On the table in between them is a small red tricycle. One minute, the red bicycle begins to spin its wheels rapidly, bouncing up and down in an aggressive manner. Two minutes and twenty-two seconds, the orange bicycle begins intimidating the red bicycle. This continues in intervals for three minutes. Five twenty-three, a hack saw is produced, five twenty-four. The remains of a tricycle depicted in the video were delivered to Site-77 over the next six months, one piece at a time. Addendum The Site-77 bicycle rack was compromised, with over twenty bicycles being stolen, only a single broken lock was found at the scene. They got my red rocket! Those bastards! Director Gillespie Addendum They searched in a possible connection with the Segway area in Brotherhood, Tractor Jehovah's Witnesses, Horseback Pop Band, Pogo Stick Jews, or Fort Pinto Dog Kennel Associations ongoing.