 Kwa gwaan happy Friday? Kwa jye madam? Nko fichi kwa jye? Kwa salama. We are back with the weekly recap. Ehh, stories me kwa mingi wiki. Mingi? Kwa jya na mnili pato na kisanga jya na usikwa ma nani. Tena gafla binvuni ni kwa fani kata. Gafla binvumi pa leko chef, chef pa ni kwa jikata kidole. Ni kwa kupigia kwa ni una shika simu. Ni kwa sema mungu baba. Lakin ni una jua. Ni una kwa sanga pidada hangu. Satisa za usikwa. Satisa za usikwa ni kwa namze. Muzemuga ni. So your man comes before me. I have known myself. Which man? First of all? Satisa nili kwa ni mela. Una masaya wa chabi. Kwa kwa nziun kuna fae ni satisa. Una pikiya na ni satisa. Ala kwa ni... Ima boyando wa tuwa na mishasa satisa kupika. Mama ni mingi tao. Muzena kwa mishasa satisa. Akunye ali wana kati kaminole. Onda wage. Wachem chezu. Anyway, we spent the first topic. This is a man who has been sentenced for 100 years. Because he killed a colleague who stole food from the work fridge. Chocolakil kwa kwa fridge ya joma kaiwa. Ni kwa mimi ni upishi hangu yote. Somakime h Snapchat insue ni h aynı ni tatie'i bur pantongeyana exactly na jiwa ni tatie'i bur pantongeyana exactly na jiwa ni tatie'ie bur pantongeyana exactly na jiwa ni tatie'i bur pantongeyana exactly na jiwa ni tatie'i bur printongeyanken en kuji y kilos tango tatie'onia miha me bondeda. kaka wind Nusani Jokes I think, please, I don't know how people kill other people because I cannot even fathom me lifting a knife or pointing a gun at someone So I don't know, kunawanya matukati, to that's all I can say Ewa toku frustrated na maisha toku bitter na life, alor is happening But that was very wrong. That was very wrong. Very, very wrong. Hey, on to other stories. Msa ni muta jika. Mta jika yu fiten. Suda! Alo, Suda! Ben Soul is saying that he's been running this company, legalize, to legalize the youth. Of marijuana. Of marijuana. And I say to him, he has never seen anyone gone mad. I've never seen anybody go crazy because of weed. And it's never been even recorded anyway. Most of the guys when you're... It's because of other drugs that are Michiganish. And then also weed is the first drug they blame it to. And then also when whoever made weed illegal, they were doing it on political terms. Because of marijuana. So, pala kule kwa na divided comments, kwa na say ma his misleading the youth, other people like Ben wali kwa po legalize. But there's this person who's a doctor who said that he works in the mental health department and he has had cases of people having mental illness because of consuming marijuana. So, kuna yo conflict. So, when ya bangi usema bangi ya ribu, basasa kuna some medics are saying... What to me and you are bangi. Me and you are bangi ni kwa raha ya ribu. And then nowadays, these other team of medics who say they have experienced people coming to them and wana ruka kichu aji ya bangi. I'll tell you my thoughts. Are you a consumer of marijuana? I am not a consumer of marijuana. Nick Gims. Sayizi ma chorwa. My friend is... Hey. Eh, tibia tino ninshuku. Ah, sigo sinin na nikoen, like na skizasturiako. Oh, yeah. Ah, that's nice. I'm not a consumer. The suckers in for me. Nice. I'm not a consumer, but, as I say, wana say ma gaji? Kenalani. Siwa henga. Weh, dada yago. No, no, naji katakata vidole. Wehenga wana say ma gaivi? Too much of everything is what? Poisonous. Poisonous. Hey, muhenga maripa. I never expected it. Personally, I don't consume bank. Wow, eh. Mora wana checka. Uno ni watu ujewzaivi? Ujewza nini. Amazinali buta. Ushainio na niki buta bangi. Ushainio na niki. Ushainio na niki buta bangi. Ushainio na niki. Ushainio na niki. Ushainio na niki buta bangi. Uwala ni seme? Sema. Una jami siwa kutushiwa? Nafanya. Niki yungos ambaya nesi prokopanda. So guys, this time. Weh, which time? Guys, please don't do drugs. But that's my advice. Don't do drugs. Plus, I don't know. But I don't want to do drugs. Una zani bensulata wacha bangi. A pan. Ayizi wacha? Betu naji wapia. Vile naskiyango akise mawa otumiziwa bangi. Bangi ina ka bensul. We all know. Ama, me personally, miskiyami sema kwa interview. He smokes bang before in gay stage. So ina ampatia ni nivai bu. Na riba soba bilun. There we sit down. Hey, hey, wait. Una jokuni leki do go to your vibes ni nini. But to kikonsiumi sana wala utachizi. Can I confess? Eh, don't use it. I confess to what? So my first gig that I ever did in SPM Buzz ilikwaya Ayrasta was alikwa Hurugadans. Then the other artist ilikwa Bien. So of course kawahida Sauti Sol ni kama Bien ana perform. Kilam tu kwa bandana kujakum sabot. So naji wa mimi pale ni presenter Barobaro. What? What did you say? Mimi pale ni presenter Barobaro. In menga SPM, na trakurishna mendo ksi bilemi wufanya kakali. Naji 2 ma? Naji 2 ma, suna diywa kaja jatoka ni weklah micro. Ok, Raka jwa, aw lali. Mengi waka kwa so, nikwaba fieiipi. Si pulmui bangi, bangi, bangi. Eh, niki penduka vibensol bangi, niki penduka Bien bangi. Ei, kashanga you guys want to kill me oh. He has a scary. Ya? Befo wa ingi e stage Wan e ingi e ason Ika nyu liza ala This is how you guys survive Mmhm Una danim utukamu yo niza mambe wa wachibangi Apan Wezi Nakaini e ja chiizi Tuwambetu wa sii chiizi Aste ni waneza chiizi Sii dani waneza chiizi But I feel, I don't know Some people say that it has medical advantages Some say that i nakanga kwa kichuwa for 7 years Sii ataseizi talise maqiyu Ali kwa na buta bangi zoma enzi So ila bangi akona Yolabda nilene Niti kwa ma 7 years But I feel men's soul should let people decide for themselves Ya Ya Asi aami wa watu do this Wachakilam tu aji Rajifani aiki As for me in my house, bangi no Even me for me in my house Kenasa na maziwa Kenasa na cheli lali kwa maziwa lala Lali kwa maziwa lala For me, I don't stick na Overdose anything in Poisonas In Poisonas Same, I think I also So kupiga pafumili ni sawa Kubambem tuwangu ni bora si mi na sumia Still like it Onto the next story Katika ihali aserehe Tu me kwa tikiwa na sumini klubzi na funguli kwa Sumini klubzi Sqweezi Kwanza hi kiambu road Kinda go to iwi klubbu Kinda go iwi klubbu Kenata na iwi klubbu Wachapia kuna klubzi me kwa zikefungua So we ski river Wa men's Tomorrow they are closing down They have been running for 6 years Sakeshi mi fika Kidedea Kidedea Elabda nende tu media coverage So satana walebu wa menza kuwe Kakaziwa waka ma media coverage Sidi ase ma ni wewe Sidi ase ma ni wewe aas Mi bikiwa Maria unha ita bulemi I never expected So bikiwa Maria bulemi So wune na tu kupiga job Wulemi Kenasa na kajwis Kenasa na tina saa na delmonte Anyway I feel Wali piana reasoni aku close Na iwi akerji Neli skia Kasavera Zandani zili sema wule kuka Neli kwa kazi mi imiteri Neli kwa kazi alise maje Neboga So amyaka mi ase ta abusimi Leondi official debt Ya funga kasavera Sosa kerja li sema wana renovati Wana funga for a while kisha wafungu hi So ii aki hi close They just renovated The reasons he gave he said Una jo placei kupia kuna residence So Residence on alisha shida kidugu noi So they want to renovate wa hi eke Soundproof vitu kaiso That's nice I mean Sija yanda wiske river Mi bikiwa Maria clubu siyendi Iki yanda sana Iki yanda sana Mi iku jikiya mi ekspale Iki yanda sana Mi iku jikiya mi ekspale Mi iku jikiya mi ekspale Mi iku jikiya mi ekspale Mi iku jikiya mi ekspale Mi iku jikiya mi ekspale Mi msiya namzuri yami yu koka Mi yu sim Maks mamu mi lako Gunanuru gizan Tenu nuna jwe Mi biliy ambavi neliwa bibilia Bikiwa Maria fei kujadju atu Weh tena ni kisa manenu maishpuka Mi kwa ni mi kujadju Yofeshels Mi sasatena ununa pia unani jadju Na jadjfeshelsizangu Sasa bikiwa Maria ani gewzi Anyway Wiske river I feel Kuna mprili sema li patan Nampuawa ke wiske river So Ime leta mandoa Ime sa idea ekonomi Watua meji bamba So ya Very sad and I hope that whatever they plan to venture in Saksid Ita wa saksid Hey on to sad news Hey It's been a long night Ini ini Hai Mujika na vidole sa itisa Tena waterhouse Tena kukakwana explosion embakasi Hapne mauna Kwa residential areas ma drama magari zina pasuka And then like Ilikos sort of an earthquake Ya ni ma nyumba atakama explosion ilikua embakasi The surrounding wali iske yo sound So sayi they have been confirmed Three people have passed away I think two adults ena minor There are over 200 casualties So my question is first of all Why were we having a gas station Not even a gas station Ni itiage It is sort of a factory That gas uludiwa na kufludiwa In a residential area Nani alia prove And someone came And they have been complaining Exactly they have been complaining Since 2017 17 It's been how many years Watua mats Bikira maria It's been those years Kwa siya ni mono rani Sabu kwa manini Sa sa In a residential area People have been complaining To Nema Now look at this And then I can almost bet That they will not be compensated Umeoneza residential areas Zina kwa nama drama Kwa rooftop zime pasuka zote Kuna ma nyumba zime pasuka Kuna Ni meona a story building ni me crack You think the government is going to compensate Those people I do not think so Maybe he'll let we have wafunga macho But I feel that was very wrong And the government needs to do better Ni me skipia pata patika road Kuna Kuna siju ni wapu apu ruiru Kuna watu nasima There is a gas plant Iko kati katia residential areas So this should be a lesson to the Kenyan government Exactly Please the Kenyan government Should do better Any gas plant that is in an area where people live Zifungue No negotiation Zifungue zote I agree because You need dangerous Ya Sosa watu tuatenda api? Heeey That was very sad So sad Like Onaji wa tamtuoneza fikira ni science of eskatology Ni esu anakuja Kozi omoto ili kwa kubua Like ili explode umpaka kukakam chana Kanu imagine Imagine Mibikuna nyu bonapu Munguas And then Onaji wa kuna pili respiratory diseases Ni watu me Izo gas is Izo gas is Like That's very dangerous Ya So please the government needs to do better Yo Tupeleke Tanu afkisha mi Onto the last story In the last one Ya ko alafu ya Okay So There is this 71 year old Rwanda man Ya Watu awapu? Young man Mesema that's a very young man So this man From Rwanda Kulekuitu Has been hiding For over 55 years Because The reason of him hiding His fear of women This man has locked himself in his house for 55 years So that he will not have any cold up with women Ano gopawa mama Ano wana wake Ano wana wake Ano gopawa wana wake Fanyu wa simfanyu So samimi ya pa Storytel kakujua ni kwa ni alipi kwa karakta Dwa kwa gopawa na waka ni ya kajifungi ya Kakuwaki hide for Over 55 years A kuna watoto? Awaji asema kama kuna watoto Hai Lakin ni aneza kuna watoto? Sida ni Aneza kua alafda alipata watoto api wama Aneza kuna family At some points In his 20s Kikamramba 55 years So wata atokiyama E, mejifungiyama alitu Kwa kachu umkaki Kwa ni wama warwanda? Nye warwandis kwa ni mukwa aje? Sisi tuwajuli kana kumambu ya heshima Heshima gani Sisi ni watu tunaheshima zitu Sisi ni watu we submit to our men Sisi rwandis We listen to our men Naba yango Yani Mzea kise masitu akutuna kubali Nama zewa kwa lini Kupigia jana usikulu kumekata kwa shavi umbo Sasa tu tapata wapi Wana hume waku salisha wama matena Kama baby kama Kama silka lina wesekana Tunesa kumbwa Wana hume waku jawa salisha Mzea wana Mzea wango Wai Mzea wango tena Reporti tunazi na contradict kidago Afana like Mzea tkaku juwa Nini ni wana waka limfanya Tkama tunambi wango fear women And fear men Fifty-five years Wana sasa ataku fata Wana watotu wana familiar Manzi I feel like as much as we must Manga fear men, fear women They are good people out there That you can get So you never know Baki nandesh Eh, eh Wai we Wotu rumeni judge this whole time Shidi kwa api dada yango Dada yango Eh, dada yango Nihonye biki ramari asina mani eno Hai Onto the last story This has been a very concerning story Ya, passports Eh Yo, yo, mini guza Nime kunguza mahali Mini guza Pala nyayao house We don't know what's happening Ah, kumekwana bakglogia Passport for over two years now Personally, this is a relative of mine Mi mimunye nili moa pila hiya They were elderly Nawa kwa wana juwa Nyayao house kwa api ni kwa pileka ni ne That was twenty-twenty-two Kenda kuisha Adi wa leo Ukenda kufatili ya unambi Ungoje, Ungoje, Ungoje Oh, see Tulikuwa twenty maldives Next week Passport ya kuika kwa maniao house Manze Ata seashells nili kwa ninge Next week nanorani kastend What's funny? Nothing Unazema kwa saka gala mentime Manze Ten na mpoa na dekakuni pilekas Juwa api ten na eh Yes, I just scared Bakha mpoa Alafuna juweze sema una passport Juwta kakua nime kwa api Ten na mpoa na mpi gisha gani Manki Miki gisha mpoa, manki Manki, juza na akuni pilekas Ju seashells Juwa api nisi na passports Una Na uka niyao house onakwambiaje Eh Onakwambiaje Eh, mituangutasimu enguili ya chakushiku Awaziki hadisimu So please Wana sema akuna books? Akuna books aje A whole country Manze wana sema akuna books Kwa niye zi taxu wa muna collect muna fani Anga kazi gani Print the papers The imagine there's some people who have Sistemio vacation ya kwa see important I'm important But Kuna watu wali pata scholarships Kuna deadline ya admission ya shule Kuna watu wali na mahospitali Eh, kunza wanti to ask you now Kama kitu ni emergency na ni medical Wana sema ati there is an emergency segment Ukos ju na kwa nga rumot Ugena kwa yo rumu na pigi shuwa manki Suwara wu neza kufa Kamu uli kwa na kansa Ata wu jenda India Kuna mtu actually ali pata job maju Ame tumio mawoning na yo kampuni Ane na ndaku zifuwa Nothing is being done So I feel like they are costing people Because kuku kosa Vita abu ama kuku kosa books It's not an excuse At all It's not an excuse And if you ask me If the ministry ni The minister of what Interior yama ni The minister of what Ni na shuguli keizo passports Interior Inakwa nga mi Producer ni minister of what It's minister of something It's a mi See immigration Sindio yo Interior immigration ni I'm too angry Ni kei na bangia 7 years ndo yo Immigration pekake Na mi na jokun immigration at least Ura sema interior Yona sema The ministry is not able To just do the mere job Bia passport Basi hi pewe another house Basi hi peleko huduma center Or something because I do not understand How there is a backlog Of 2 years Uganda Neiba we tu apa You get your passport in 2 days For real Nenda una apply In 2 days you have your passport In Kenya you're waiting for 2 years For a passport So me mi Let me address the president Who I met In November of 2022 And he looked at me in the eyes And he said leaves There is no going to be visas Between Kenya and South Africa So my president Thank you so much for removing the visa From Kenya to South Africa So in South Africa to South Africa Je bila passport If your government Is taking 2 years to produce passports It is very unfair The visa Alfred Mutua Ali toka foro inafias Nge muluza Because now When the producer Is too much You guys What do you mean you're delaying passports For 2 years And you're sitting in those offices Kendi ki you're doing a poor job Give people their passports Please I beg And I say please Give people their needs These people are never late to collect taxes They're always collecting taxes on time But when it is you To do the job So your country people You're here delaying Mufunga shawarani shakasi rika That was My name is Mdenya And that was the weekly rika Umeni amukiza asira Calm down Asira ni mingi Yeah Kenya asira ni mingi Calm down Asira ni mingi Majina nina ni tena Kwa ma nina Liz Jackson I'll see you next time Bye