 Welcome to the hippie report siblings Said I'd start the show at one today. This feels like real close to one Feels real close. What's up melody? I've been doing very well This is is the hippie reports. I'm just tuning this on today a little early in the day compared to some other episodes and I'm trying to make this one a short and sweet one today No topic of course, what's up Wayne? Welcome to show. What's up Taylor? Welcome to this show Today is a special episode of the hippie report because each day is special and sacred in its own way ladies and gentlemen and and I must say You don't need a reason to have to be a special episode, you know What I mean the more mystically enlightened you are what not maybe like you don't need shit to be so special for shit to be so Special greetings to all you beloved siblings on the fucking internet today also greetings to people in the future watching this on local TV and I hope you're all doing very well Plenty of things to do. It's a beautiful day we're still in quarantine, of course officially and It has been decided that this show will likely continue after quarantine Which is surprising. Hey Yvonne. Hey Kirk So looks like this show is gonna be on local TV in the future, and I will be doing these same live things and Also be doing some like pre-recorded things as well. I want to like go around and Get back in touch with local officials and kind of let you know who's working for you out there. I Bless you each and every one of you today. I hope you're all having an excellent day my day is shaping up to be sort of a work-intense day and That's a good thing. I hate to not be distracted properly So Today will probably be a busy day for me. That's why I'm getting this hippie report thing going early today instead of waiting till a million o'clock and I don't know. I hope all of you're doing well Yvonne, how are you doing? I hope you're doing very well probably end up doing some kind of like a Special report episode with this show and I'm gonna be checking in with our local officials and kind of like I'll Try and get some community closure about how all the fucking How it all went down and and I'm I'm curious to know how people like the police chief think We've behaved ourselves in the quarantine and like if there are any lessons to learn from that that'd be really interesting Goddamn, I'm trying not to do too many far out Serious topics on this show and I promise to be a fucking complete idiot if I talk to those important people It's sort of my thing I guess but I don't know just seems like the community needs to get like a little bit of FaceTime and a little bit of fucking Closure from our from our officials about some stuff. And why not? I'm a friendly guy I'm sure they'll take me right into their office as soon as I can prove. I'm not diseased you know Perhaps slightly Mentally ajar, but certainly not diseased Was that the end of the bong already damn I smoked that bong fast Wow This interview report is going super quick today. I gotta tell you what's up Don Wilson I hope you're doing very well bless you with a million blessings It's a gorgeous day in Longmont Colorado. The Sun is shining The the garden is begging you to come worship in the Sun I won't of course. I've got stuff I have to do one day. I'll get back out to the garden Maybe I should do more episodes from the garden, but there's there's fucking nothing planted out there right now I know that there's a title to this episode, but there's the if you haven't been able to tell by now Mostly the titles to these episodes are meaningless I just find that the Episode and the number tonight that doesn't that doesn't move me at all, man Episode titles move me and I've got 30 great titles on the Facebook page so far Afternoon cocktail to you the drink that I invented for myself during this whole ordeal Was made of ingredients that I could find at the grocery store at that at the low point of the quarantine and It's bourbon honey one of those like Tart cherries That aren't in any gel or anything that are in a can can to cherry and And an orange and that makes a poor fashion Can't afford any bitters, you know, but the honey is kind of a nice I don't know kind of a nice vibe. That's called a poor poor fashion and I'm sure that that's been invented before I'm sure it's called some other thing Little orange peel a canned cheap-ass cherry tart tart cherry. It's a little too chart almost and then if I can It's a good time. It's a good day if I can A little quarantine cocktail quarantine if you will. What up Paul Rennick's? What up Amy King? Oh, I Fucking love smoking weed with all of you nice people in the afternoons. Thank you very much for joining me I just happen to be smoking this great shit today called wedding cake and I got it from some place That's not a fucking sponsor this show Most of the weed I smoke is weed that people give to me and that's very kind and if you want to be on my List of people that give me weed that I just welcome you into that to that list But I was thinking about working out some sponsorship kind of stuff for this for this show if I'm gonna keep doing it at this Regularity and add these extra steps takes me about an hour to upload it on the other end for the TV people now so It's kind of a thing but If I'm like you doing that it'd be great to have some actual sponsors You know, I like every time I take a drink of my fizzy water or pour my bourbon or whatever where the camera can see it I always have I always try and say not a sponsor not a sponsor soon We'll probably be going the other way on some of that being like look a sponsor you know Hey Seth, hey Kathleen Here is my New idea for how I'm going to deal with sponsorships I Because the show is going to start appearing on television. I feel a certain responsibility. So now You know how I always say like fiber to pick this can up I would say not a sponsor not a sponsor. We're that's well documented on this show That's like one of our catchphrases here. Not a sponsor not a sponsor I'm gonna keep doing that with every single thing in the shot. It's not a sponsor But then there are gonna be these other items that slip in to the shot and those items will be from a sponsor and I will just not say This is not a sponsor So let's say And those weedy pipes. I take a fucking there's no company called out Of course, but let's say that there wasn't a response to the show. I'll take a drink of my water I'll say not a not a sponsor fizzy water not a sponsor the show Not a sponsor very good very good. Bless them, but not a sponsor this show Specifically and then I'll fucking take a big hit of like this very specific product thing and I'll be like boy This product works excellently. I can't believe the the craftsmanship and artfulness associated with this piece of beauty in the world and From now on that's gonna be How we know What who the sponsors are? Because that's what TV is already doing to you And if I'm going to be on TV, I want to try and subvert that a little bit so I'll speak very highly of the sponsors and And I'll try my best to point out every single thing that's not a sponsor Do you kind of get what I'm trying to do here? Like an Iron Man in the fucking movie will say like Yeah, let me just put on this axe body spray for a second or whatever You know and and we'll all sit there being like he's cool He's got the axe body spray. Maybe I should fucking have the axe body spray and then I'll be Iron Man or whatever Well, that's how this native advertising kind of vibe works and I'm gonna try and really Do it in a way that it's so obvious that you won't be able to not see it when it's being done to you That's the idea That's the idea so We'll see if we get a sponsor soon, I'll I'll be sure to Praise them for the entire episodes conspicuously, you know, and I'll specifically not say Not a sponsor Then we'll all know that's a sponsor to the show. You know what I mean? I promise to make it obvious That's my responsibility Thanks, and I appreciate that Hey Paul, how are you? So we'll see We it's gonna be like local Longmont TV So it's not like CNN or something, but like It's funny to be on TV and as long as we're gonna be on TV We might as well do art associated with being on TV. So First idea was about that advertising thing. Maybe you can ride along with me on that. Look at this I'm still getting my fucking wall in the shot here. That's the level of professionalism. We're dealing with here folks I'm sorry. God damn it. I'm so sorry I'm such a fool. I didn't even look at it I'm trying to be careful not to work too hard on this show or else it'll start becoming Fake somehow. I don't want this shit I dropped my lighter. I want everybody to relax. I know I made a big noise there once you just relax I dropped the lighter. I'm gonna go for it now I'm not going for a gun It's just my lighter I'm just gonna reach for it now I want you to freak out. Don't freak out. So I'm not going for the gun. I'm not going for the gun I'm just going for my lighter. I'm just grabbing my lighter now It's just right here. It's on the floor. I'm just gonna grab it now. Just relax. Just relax Just relax be cool. I'm gonna grab it now. I'm not going for the gun You have to just trust me now Sometimes we have to trust each other in life. Sometimes we have to trust each other in life I'm not going for the gun. I'm just going for the lighter. There's not really a gun down there I don't know what all that was about. I don't know what that was about. I'm sorry about that It's just a weird scene and it just happened. I Blame the weed. Can I blame other things? I blame the weed. I blame the the whiskey, you know that kind of thing I'm not drinking in poor fashion today, of course because I opened up the can of fucking cherries and it was like You know Jesus, they're not good. They're not good cherries They're what were left over and it made the old-fashioned kind of like a little bit sour and The honey kind of offset that the poor fashion dude That's a pretty good drink But none of this you don't want to just put a bunch of honey in your whiskey that sucks ass a little bit and Then like a fucking one of those ugly cherries and then the fucking zest bank bingo bingo Tango, that's a good little drink. Did you like that little scene hind? I'm so glad it pleased you. I was just being silly I don't know why I had to make it like that. I have no idea how that seemed or whatever on your end I'm glad it appealed to you It's a stupid show and I may it ever be a stupid show If I ever do any like special report stuff about the community that we do take seriously I'll try and like get real information and capture the real true vibe of the city And I promise to just be a bit kind of joyful idiot the whole time sort of my thing anyway, just just letting you know and Today's episode I Titled something about the robots. Oh It's like one of the one of the lines from a song. I'm about to release on the new album Have a new song about the robots overtaking humanity of a few songs about that in the world But specifically I have two songs about the robots overtaking us on this new album One song is is already out as a single, but it's gonna be remastered for the album And remixed a little bit The song is called we build the gods and that is on Spotify now But the other song is called the robots will take control It's a good. It's a I wrote it is sort of like a poem and then kind of just transcribed it into a song I found the poem. I probably recite the whole thing. I really Really loved reading it. I love playing it because it's almost My speech Rhythms and whatnot anyway because of the fucking rhythms of the tune It's a great song for me. I'm really excited to release it Yeah, the first fucking line is It's over We had a good run the dawning of the robots was a twilight for someone It's one of my favorite lines. I've written in a while man anyway Just checking in for the day. I Hope all of you Felt like you got to I don't know smoke a bowl with me or whatever or pop a beer or whatever it is or scratch your back or whatever it is you like to do in your relaxing and You know man, I just I know there's a lot of bad news out there and a lot of like misleading fake news around the world and Tough to know who to trust and I just came here to try and give you a break from all that kind of stuff For just a while. You don't have to trust me at all man. I'm telling you. I'm an idiot so like just inviting you to relax and Smoke a bowl whenever you happen to watch this Feel free to slip into my DMs on Facebook hit me up at at the hippie report It's like where I post all these videos and I do them live for now from my own Facebook page because that's where people are and Nobody knows about that other page. So I mostly was talking to myself even more than I do now Thank you, and thank you for that compliment. That's very kind Anyway Thank you all very much for tuning in Bless you with all the blessings Go out and take yourself a good day. You know And I don't necessarily mean go out of your house. I mean go forth and prosper See you next time