 At the end of Bernie Sanders' appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast, Joe Rogan asked what was seemingly a half serious question about UFOs and whether or not Bernie Sanders would release that information and declassify whatever information that the US government has about UFOs. And Bernie Sanders gave what was obviously a joking answer. He said, you know, if I do learn anything, you'll be the first to know. And of course, predictably, the media wasted no time in trying to frame Bernie Sanders as a kook and a conspiracy theorist, and if you actually watched a clip, it's obvious that Bernie Sanders probably doesn't think there are little green men at Area 51, although we'll find out on September 20th. But I mean, I think it was obvious that this wasn't meant to be taken seriously, right? It was a lighthearted answer to a half serious question. But regardless, since he's an evil socialist and Fox News had an opportunity to frame him as crazy Bernie because that narrative would help Donald Trump, they took that opportunity up. Although the problem is that when they talked about this segment, one of their own panelists is as kooky as they were trying to portray Bernie as because one of their panelists was a little bit, you know, open to the idea that maybe there are in fact aliens at Area 51 or aliens that have visited us. And when you find out who this panelist is, it's going to make the story that much more sweet. Time down for our 2020 roundup. First up, if you thought Bernie was a little off his rocker before, wait until you hear this. Sanders is promising to reveal information about aliens if he wins the White House. Watch. If you got into the office and you found out something about aliens, if you found out something about UFOs, would you let us know? Well, I'll tell you, my wife would demand that I let you know. Is your wife a UFO nut? No, she's not a UFO nut. It's just Bernie. What is going on? Do you have any access to records? You don't have any access? I don't honestly. I don't know. OK. You let us know, though? All right. I'll be on the show. We'll announce it on the show. Please. So, Dana, he's apparently smoking, right? You see him laughing. Oh, I don't know because I've never smoked it and I don't know what it's like. You only do the edibles, right? I would say that this seems like a rivalry. Yes, just to get me there. Is he trying to bribe for votes, right? Because people want this. They want to know. They want to know. Information so badly. He's like, I'll do it and then he probably won't because the CIA will stop it. There are UFOs. They're living in Bernie's hair. They're really, really microscopic. By the way, every candidate does do this. They say this, but then once they see the files, their brains are erased. Right, right. They're erased so they don't have any memory of it. Right, right. Right, right. You know the Defense Department used to have a 22, I think it was a $22 million program that attracted, it was cut out during a sequester. But I would be interested in knowing if there's some other people here. I don't believe it, Dan. I believe it. You remember the Waco Ranch? The bushes? Yeah. If the moon wasn't out at night, it was pretty black. There was no moonlight coming down. That sky could get pretty black. And you see some crazy stuff at night, you're like, what is that thing out there? But, yeah, Greg's right. Everyone says they're going to give us the big UFO file. These things, they didn't know UFO files. They didn't know. I don't know. That's what our government knows. Listen, the government is, Father Bob Cerrico, the acting institute, had the greatest line ever when they said, it's not the government's too big. It's too stupid. They can't keep a secret. Yeah. I'm not suggesting there may be UFOs or may not be. I'm just telling you, you think the government's keeping the secret? How do you two not know? You guard it. How many presidents? You work for a president? I actually wouldn't tell me. People swore to me, you saw the real Zebruder film. You know who killed Jeff. That's the film, man. I'm not lying to you. I've left. You were in the White House before. But earlier this year, the Air Force, the Navy report is seeing something right alongside of them. No, there was a fly. That's what they want you to think, Dana. And also, another unit saw something over Arizona. So there's something out there. We just don't know. I think Bernie, though, is out there enough that if there was a UFO file and, God forbid, it was like a person. He could be a space alien. I don't think people need to believe that. I will show you the file. You can do it. You like that? I love that so much because the question was posed, is Bernie Sanders off his rocker? And then there's a couple of jokes thrown in. Everyone is laughing at Bernie Sanders. And then Donald Brazil very seriously chimes in and says, I would be interested in knowing if there are some people here. Well, that didn't work out too well. You're trying to portray Bernie Sanders as a kook for ostensibly believing that aliens have visited us and maybe they're at Area 51 and then your own panelist also believes in that. Now, towards the end, they said, you know, since Bernie Sanders is out there, even if there was something, even if he disclosed that from the public, people still wouldn't believe him because he's so crazy. Really? You don't think that they would believe Bernie Sanders? Most people believe in God. So you don't think they would believe that aliens visited us? Really? Really? Come on. Come on. Now, for the record, do I believe that aliens have visited us because I have to address this since I'm talking about this? No. I think that it's very likely that there are aliens that exist somewhere in the universe because it's just so vast that how could there not, you know, be aliens, but have they visited us? No, I don't think so. I don't think there's enough evidence to determine that. And sure, you know, there's these testimonies from military pilots and whatnot, but just because they see something that is indescribable, that's odd, that's unidentified, that doesn't necessarily mean that the conclusion is that it's aliens. No. My standard for evidence is incredibly high. And let me tell you this, I absolutely want to believe that aliens have visited us because I absolutely love this conspiracy theory. When I was younger, I would watch all these documentaries of people who claimed that they were abducted and I didn't believe it, but I still found it fascinating. I love that type of sci-fi. I mean, I literally have a UFO tattooed on my arm. It's on my body. That's how much I love this type of shit. I love UFO stuff and alien, you know, stories and whatnot, but just because I love it doesn't mean that it's true. I want to believe. I want to believe in a lot of things. I want to believe that I'm a superhero who can fly doesn't mean that it's true. And I know that that's dismissive and I will piss off people, but, you know, that's just my take. Although now that I'm talking about this, I realize that it's probably not a good idea to get this type of thing tattooed on my body permanently because I'm just going to attract people who will start sharing their stories with me about how they were abducted and probed by aliens, but you know what, you live with each life decision. So, circling back, we took that long tangent. Let's bring it back to Fox News. That didn't go too well for them and I thought it was hilarious and really the media's attempt to portray Bernie Sanders as a kook. It's so irritating and look, a lot of these articles about Bernie Sanders with like the funny alien picture in him. I get it, like it's all lighthearted, it's in good fun, but it's also a problem that there is genuinely like this real legitimate concerted effort to portray Bernie Sanders as a kook. Bernie Sanders is called Crazy Bernie by Donald Trump. You know what I mean? So, we just have to push back when we see it, but at the end of the day, you know, I don't think Bernie thinks that aliens exist. He's not some kooky conspiracy theorist, but yeah, I'll leave that there. I'm glad that under Brazil kind of swooped in to save Bernie there. Because you can't really say someone's crazy if someone on your own panel who is hired by Fox News believes the same thing that you asserted is crazy. Too bad. About how wonderful the Humanist Report is. Bigly.