 Hey guys, so this is going to be an extremely ghetto review. Mark and I are here. We got this great view right behind us here. We're going to have Dana here do the review of our Friday the 13th part 7 review. The new blood! Hey guys, so we thought we, because of where we are right now, we thought we'd do one local apologies for the audio. I forgot to bring my microphone as well as my tripod head. So we had to recruit another one of my PAs to film this video for us while we're waiting to start our night shoot at Cypress Mountain in Vancouver. So part 7, this movie is definitely a victim of certain things. Oh yeah. A victim of the MPAA for sure, but also a victim of terrible acting. This is like the worst acting I think in the entire series. It's pretty terrible. It's got absolutely terrible editing for the first half of the movie. And then it also has no direction with any of the characters. It sets up all these tiny little things with each of the victims. I honestly feel like John Fugler's cut is like three and a half hours long. Like it feels like each one had a character. Each there's like this whole arc that we just never get told because everything is so truncated in this movie. Oh yeah. All the deaths. There's a death with a fucking hedge trimmer. Yeah. A saw blade hedge trimmer. Which is apparently a real thing that I've never seen before. Well that's why I said man, this movie just cements the fact that really Jason wanted to be a gardener. Like he at one point puts a decapitated head in a planter. In a planter, yeah. That's great. Yeah. The MPAA cut this movie to shit. Every single kill like that could have had potential got like cut way back. And Jeremy brought up a good point is that five and seven were both super cut back on the gore but had nudity. Five way more than this movie. Six had almost no nudity. No nudity. And it had a shit ton of gore. And it had way more gore. So as I said maybe gore over titties. It was fun. It had moments. You could tell there was potential for a lot of this movie. True. It's not a good film. No. It's not just a victim of the producer and the studio choices. It's a victim of a not a great movie. Oh we should talk about the fact that this movie fucks the timeline up even more. Oh yeah. It only takes less than 2000. 2001 according to IMU which makes sense because like whatever we were in in the future previously because the first four movies are four days but then we jump ahead like 10 years. The timeline for the series is fuck. Wait one second. Jesus. It is recording right. It's recording. Okay good. You should leave that and that should stay. There's a little girl in this one who's it takes place sometime after Jason's gone in and no daddy no who like kills her dad. Because she has psychic powers. She has psychic powers. I'll get into that in a second. But she kills her dad and then it flashed forward like 10 years so 2001 and like it's funny watching this movie like this movie was released in 88 I think. Yeah. So we're 13 years in the future and like it's literally it doesn't matter. No it doesn't. Like it's just everyone wears the same clothes. It's all 80s contemporary. It's terrible. Like that car is like oh look at that new 2000s ambulance car. I make a jokes about how they should have used their cell phones but not that cell phones are great in 2001 either. No but probably wouldn't work out. Actually cell phones wouldn't work out there. If that movie was made in 2001 there would be no cell reception. I had a lot of odd similarities between this and what was what was Nightmare 4. Nightmare 4 was the one yeah I guess. Yeah there's a lot of the dream master where it's the powers and things. The powers and whatnot. Yeah that there's a lot of similarities because the main female she has psychic powers. But no one said Motherfucker like 13 times like Black Eyed in that movie. Yeah but also she's a terrible actress. Her arc in this movie is terrible. And much like the nunchuck thing there's a terrible stunt double when the chick gets thrown out the window and it's obvious he had to do with very late. She gets chucked out the window backwards but then she goes out the window forwards. And it's definitely he goes out that window because those legs look like mine. The stunt team on this film didn't seem to be that safe with the main Jason. Yeah this Cain Hauteur has a whole bunch of stories. Well first Cain Hauteur Jason appearance. Yeah that's big. He's the guy. He's a stocky dude. He's imposing. He is the best Jason because of I mean he's the guy you've got to do it the most. He does it 7, 8, 9, 10. He's great in this movie but you can just tell some of the stunts are like really sketchy and you're like oh you guys did that. A roof fell on him. Yeah they dropped the roof on him and it's like still obviously him where it really didn't need to be. No it didn't. It could have been a good cut or something. But he looks to what we're saying before. This Jason is the coolest looking Jason. He's got like bones showing through his legs. He's been underwater for 10 years. Fish have eaten parts of them. After he gets blown up he's even more broken down. Yeah. He's more corpse like. They do a cool effect where she's psychic powers his mask off and we get to spend a lot of time with Jason. It looks like he has a broken jaw. Yeah it's like a super cool prosthetic. And then they started on fire and they almost killed him. 40 second fire burn. Yeah they were like it's it's an this movie has a lot of cool stunts that might be been a little dangerous. That were dangerous. That were like there shouldn't have happened. But it's still it's it's not the greatest. All the characters are terrible serial characters in like out of nowhere all of a sudden there's more characters but it's not as far as I know it's not one of those movies that were they like went back like eight months later and shot or not eight months but like weeks later and shot a bunch of deaths like it seems like everything was fairly cohesive but yeah yeah but some characters just like show up like the black couple just like where did they come from shows up in one scene. Yeah I know it's not the best of movies for sure and it's definitely there's some cool moments but it definitely is hindered by the fact there is no gore. Melissa Melissa she's an absolute bitch in this movie and you're waiting for her to get fucking axed and she does get axed in the head and that but you don't see it. You don't really see much. It's got a cool prosthetic piece that you kind of see half Howard Howard. And then he pops her over the TV which I gotta I gotta say I don't know how to talk there's this whole thing I was watching the camp Crystal Lake documentary the Crystal Lake memoirs they talked about that actress being dead repeatedly and it seems by a little bit of research that she is not dead so I don't think she's dead but it's weird because like that's kind of strange. It's not on like any mention of anything and it just seems like the researchers for that documentary came out. It must have been after 09 because that's when they said she died. Well you thought someone would have like called the family. Yeah you think someone would have sorted that out maybe a little bit but it's really fucking weird. I guess you kind of don't want to call hey we just wanted to make sure she's dead right I guess you couldn't really do that. There's a lot of it like even like there's a few deaths that you're like they build up for so long and then the deaths almost nothing because they got fucking chopped by the FDA. Yeah it sucks too because Jason is literally throwing every he's pulling all of these gardening tools out of his ass like something like a when all of a sudden we hear a rum rum rum was like no wait did he get a chainsaw and it's like no it's long spinning circular saw. Circular saw hedge trimmers like that's even more bizarre where did he find that that's hilarious I'd say the Jason part is definitely a solid part. Yeah you can tell why Kane kept getting the role like he fucking gets it it's awesome maybe he's a horror icon for other than just this. Some of the effects with the whole psychic stuff is decent it's terrible at first and that's the other thing too we talked about the editing the jumps in the cuts are just awful and sometimes they will cut back to things and then cut away it's like what was the point of that it seems that the first part was done by a very inexperienced editor and then it actually starts to meld together a little bit better but it's a very interesting movie in terms of all the issues that happened with it the how it's put together how terrible all the acting is and the prosthetics the prosthetics are really good. But John the John Buickler guy like he's a special effects guy. Okay well I'm gonna give this a two. Yeah I think two is about right it's not as terrible as five no but it's a big step down from six. It's a huge step down from six it's unfortunate but the Jason is at least a step up and well he goes that CJ Graham was fucking phenomenal but Kane took what CJ Graham started with the motions and all that and he kind of made it his own and he made it great so I think Jason is the only reason this movie gets a two. Was Jason nine about him becoming a gardener? No it's all in the stupid boat I fucking hate this movie Jason takes like yacht. Anyway that's our review for Jason versus Kerry. Hope you guys enjoyed our little scenic review and we'll see you guys for number eight. Eight yeah you're right eight. Yeah fucking four more of these fuck.