 wish chainsaw man character am i personally i think i'm like denji titties that's literally life that's all i care about if there were some big-ass titties on the left and then the kid dying on the right i'd go left i'm sorry kid you don't want to grow up in this world anyways shout out to my man rev on youtube i got this idea from him he did this video last night where he took this quiz about which character he is and i'm totally stealing his idea so thanks for letting me steal go on his newest video and thank him for giving me this idea to steal before we start the quiz most importantly i want y'all to let me know down below which character you got take the quiz if not just tell me which character you identify as the most i'm not going to answer this and purposely give the answers that are going to give me a character i want i'm going to be brutally honest would you help anyone in need no i wouldn't is that an answer oh my god it is wait okay let's look at the other choices only women children and animals that's actually a good choice i love women because without women we want we want titties and i don't want man titties the fuck i look like purey purey prisoner i'm as straight as a flower okay so no i'd help children but then again i just said if i saw titties and children i picked the tit it's actually hard but animals bro i'd help any animal seriously you can have that same dying child on the right but you put a dog or any animal it could even be a low tier pig and i'd help the pig animals that that's the future right there i look at an animal and i say damn i wish we didn't have humans on earth nah i don't care about others that aligns more with me can i eat them myself afterwards i wouldn't want to eat a kid i don't even want to say that sentence people passing by my apartment might think i'm a predator now do i look like drake you know how he has that obsession with the girl from stranger things she's probably like five years old no i'm not drake i like his music though absolutely every life is my ex's life ain't precious you're telling me if you saw bin laden and hitler teaming up against a devil in the street you'd help them no let him burn to death oh god i'm balanced between the first two i care about people i can't lie i care about you guys if you guys were in a street i'd save you even if they were a big pair of titty actually all right whatever we'll do only women children and animals i guess what do you fear the most disappointing others i've disappointed people my entire life so i'm kind of used to it now losing control i lose control in every video no losing the ones i love well i loved my ex and if she just decided to drop dead tomorrow i wouldn't fear that i'd actually anticipate in the throw party devils as devilish and sigtanic as i am and i don't really believe in guide honestly i don't fear any of these but if i had a fear one it would be devils who would you choose as a partner denji himeno no one what she does with her partners aki no i'm sorry bro i'm straight as a flower i said pochita oh my god bro pochita see this is hard man how the fuck am i supposed to pick one makima well i'm 27 so if i was like seven or 14 maybe because then she she'd like me same thing with himeno actually so i can't pick himeno and makima because they might not like me because i'm actually of age power power is hot she has devil horns she's crazy she's funny she doesn't give a fuck denji i love you but you're too young and i don't want to seem like a predator pochita oh this is between pochita and power pochita i already have you we're gonna pick power what would you do if you encountered a devil well if it's that devil throw myself at them and tear them to pieces nah i avoid trouble so nah use another person as a distraction for the devil you know i like using people and if it was between me and my best friend or even my mom i throw my mom in front because i got to save myself run as fast as i can that's actually a good choice but then again i don't i don't like running so i don't know if i could use that one i try to enter a contract with the devil see that's interesting i get superpowers imagine it's like a an elephant like a half elephant half stapler then i can staple my enemies to death oh fuck yeah i do that wait for for precise yep you think i'm a wait for instructions you think i follow authority i try to enter a contract with the devil that's what i'm picking would you follow commands with absolute obedience well if it's from her yes without a doubt well it depends if himeno amakima is giving me commands what if they command me to give someone a hand job i don't want to do that i mean i'd bark i'd sacrifice myself for amakima or himeno rest in peace himeno nah nah i wouldn't no that would be like taking away my human i don't care about my humanity i degrade myself and make it make it embarrassing to myself every single day on my channel i don't give a damn about my humanity i actually hate humanity it depends on whose orders i have to follow you see yeah yeah i i'd go with that one what's your dream well you're looking at it to live a peaceful life is surround myself with people i love what the fuck love that's funny you know my dream is not to have a red face but but that's not going to be here i just want to touch some boobs yo there we go do i even have to read the rest i guess for the video i will to support my man fuck my family a virgin to death of my they could die i don't i don't care anymore to be understood by others do y'all understand me probably not so we're gonna do i just want to touch some titties that that's the ultimate dream do you smoke or drink alcohol you know i could live without smoking weed i never smoked a cigarette my life drinking alcohol i could live without it i'm like a fruity drinker i don't like beer you know you go out with the guys they're like yo give me a miller light bro no i'm not like that at all i hate i hate beer i hate the taste of it the smell of it the look of it and the people that drink it i like the fruity drinks so you can say i'm a fruit i can't put no neither because i've smoked or i would smoke if i was chilling with people or drinking alcohol i eventually will if i go out with friends but i don't have any of those so i'm not doing that anytime soon alcohol tastes the best if someone else pays for it see i would click this one but i'm the person that pays for the alcohol especially if i'm out on a date no girls ever bought me a drink aren't we all about equality buy me a fucking drink i enjoy both i mean i do to an extent so i'm gonna put i enjoy both do you give up easily yeah yes i know when i've lost nope i to the bitter end why didn't you put tatakai see this is why crunchy roll just is a walking talking l that's why there's two ls in crunchy roll well i'm giving you the third one because you didn't put tatakai yeah i i give up a lot actually which devil would you make a contract with oh shit the gun devil we haven't seen him yet and i don't want to be a gun that's boring you know how many gun devils there are in new york i don't want to be anything like new york a fox devil that would make me a furry you know i know that against y'all furries i what you do between you and your tail it is up to you but for me i i ain't touching your tails chainsaw devil you know chainsaw devil me and pochita confuse so the blood devil nah we haven't seen her do a lot of things yet so you manga readers oh he's an anime only you know what power does she she serfs on on a blood board i've never read a manga in my life i don't know when i will if you want me to read manga let me know down below imagine manga reading sessions with nicholas light tv curse devil i don't know entirely what it does like we've only seen like one or two episodes with it so i can't say anything i mean i curse a lot so maybe i'm already infused with the curse devil ghost devil not at bitches ugly i'm sorry you know when a man died as she came out that scared the shit out of me i had a nightmare that night so chainsaw devil we're doing a chainsaw devil what's your favorite movie genre here we go i've been waiting to talk about movies forever on this channel man action now fuck marvel sci-fi i'm i'm gonna pick sci-fi i know a comedy i don't really like comedy and that's crazy right coming from the man that loves one punch man to start a mob psycho laughs at spy family all marvel movies are comedies y'all probably think i hate marvel with all the shit i talk about it i just hate how people only see marvel movies horror i'm not big of a horror film how many good horror movies are there there's probably plenty of good horror movies but i haven't seen any romance listen i have no romance in my life two girls cheated on me so romance could eat my asshole we're going with sci-fi sci-fi is the coolest speaking of sci-fi interstellar number one movie of all time and for tv shows watch it dark on netflix one of the best shows i've ever watched probably the best show i've ever watched what is your weapon of choice the devil's power yeah because then i wouldn't have to do any work the devil would be doing the work unless i have to coexist with the devil so it's hand in hands axe man axe is a boring sword swords are cool but then i'd have to learn to use one nail what am i gonna throw nails at people the fuck does that mean unless they mean nail that's the only nail i know about knife we already have enough of those in new york's and same thing with gun so now we're gonna go with the devil's power because i don't have to do any work i'm denji brah i even try i bet it all dependent on those two answers i gave about touching titties and following people's commands i bet that's why life has never been easy on you but like denji you never give up wait i put i didn't give up crunchy roll you see this is what i mean with crunchy roll they don't know what the fuck they're doing no matter how hard it is you may be naive but your empathy toward others makes them want to stick with you am i really denji you're not the sharpest tool in this shed but you're just say i'm a fucking idiot but you're a kind hearted person who would have saved those in danger in a heartbeat that's like asking a hot girl if you're hot and they're like you're you're nice even if it means fighting against fearsome devils the only thing missing right now seems to be a true lifelong goal what are you saying a lifelong goal isn't the touch titties that's a lifelong goal to me as long as something else is long you know what i mean and your potential will rise tremendously as well i've honestly think i've reached my peak in life so i don't know if that's true am i really denji wait there's one more quiz can you earn mikey ma's approval mikey ma is beautiful and smart say no more i'm taking this quiz you receive a job offer or should we say you're threatened to accept the job or die what's your answer i never received the job offer in my life i usually take the job and i just don't show up that was my specialty but if i'm threatened to accept it the job or die honestly when i was looking for jobs back in the day i would have been happy to die so i don't get your question can i have good food every day actually that's a good one food is life it's the only thing enjoyable except animals is it really a choice here i have to say yes yeah there is a choice take the job or die and i would die i'd rather die than be bossed around that's true too i hate being bossed around i'm usually the boss do you offer health and i don't care about health and dental insurance do i look like i keep up my health lucky i make it to 30 can i have good food every day if some offer it that's my answer how good are you at rules there's rules what are rules and why should i find i'm gonna read the rest how's your relationship with coworkers oh i hated my co-workers when i used to work in normal job and it wasn't youtube youtube i don't have any co-workers that's why i'm somewhat happy but when i had co-workers i hated every single one of them especially those that want to hang out with you outside of work i see you enough more than i actually want to see you conflictive but i'll try to make it work no it's not bad but i don't see them as friends it was very bad and and i don't see them as friends terrible i hate their guts yep i only got to read the last one your boss orders you to babysit some newcomers to the point you have to actually live with them what do you do i wouldn't mind getting some newcomers then i could boss them around and treat them like wait says my boss so if makima ordered me to babysit newcomers so if i was our key is what you're saying i'm annoyed but i'll follow my orders without much complaint i'll complain a lot actually am i getting a bonus for my trouble that's what i'm picking would you sacrifice what's most precious to you if you're ordered to what's most precious to me you guys would i sacrifice you guys some most of you know not most some some of you definitely especially that one guy that puts on my comments day 1000 of asking nick to react to musho koten sai i sacrifice him first i'm joking i love that dude i see your comment every time one day we're gonna get to it i promise no i wouldn't i wouldn't sacrifice you guys even a guy in my comments with the musho koten sai i would never sacrifice him i love him are you willing to surrender yourself and allow someone else to make old decisions for you i'm not surrendering myself do i look submissive at all i make the decisions okay anybody else making a decision especially a friend or family member it usually goes down south so i'm not doing that i don't trust anybody you know when you're forced to be in a group in school like a group project you're always the one that does all the work and these fucking imbeciles don't do anything so nope i'll have control over my own life yep you have to clean up after someone else's mess do you cover for them or sell them out oh i'd sell them out yeah yeah no i'm even gotta read these three i'll send them out immediately i'm a snitch and i'm proud your new boss orders you to bark what would you do i have a pretty good bark i found this out because me and my ex were barking and do i even tell this story me and my ex were bored one day so we were in a car and we tried to see who had the better bark maybe that's why she cheated on me i'll ask my boss if they are serious nah because if somebody asked me to bark they're interesting so i'm not gonna have them if they're serious i won't demean myself like that i demean myself every day woof woof exactly your boss asks you out on a date are you go yes yes no that's inappropriate do i look like a pussy i don't care how old is she is wait no no no no no i was wrong i didn't mean that in the opposite way i bet like if she's over 21 okay i just dug myself in a grave with that one not really interested but what's in it for me ass ass is in it for you and tits really when we're how yeah your companion makes a mistake under your watch do you take the criticism or deflect it i deflect it it's not my fault no way i did nothing wrong why should i be blamed for someone else's mistake exactly i'm gonna read the rest i disappointed makima now she's gonna do that naruto gang simple handshit on me she doesn't know my real name though neither do y'all she's gonna write nicholas light as some kid in japan's gonna die wait is light a common japanese name or am i just getting that from death note for some reason i think japan is animated like when i go there i'm gonna turn into an anime character that that's my perception of japan right now and honestly that's why i want to go yeah i disappointed makima well i'm used to disappointing people but i'm sad it was you too so that was fun that was different i've never ever done anything like that on my channel before but if you want me to do more shit like this fun shit that gets away from the reactions every now and then let me know down below but i had fun even though i disappointed makima at least i'm denji though at least i know for sure i'm denji now before i was just saying i relate with denji now i know for sure titties who's you guys get let me know down below in the comments and if you're too lazy to take the quiz honestly i'd be too lazy you know there's youtubers that put like links in their bios i never click on that shit or subscribe and like the video and come down do any of that so just let me know down below who do you think you're related to the most in the show and that's it my fellow animals bye