 F**k said my dick is 12 inches! Wow. We're running tonight. I've been putting this off for so long. We're finally doing Madden Extreme Episode 3. I said I'd post it every week. It's been like two weeks. I didn't want to do this at all. We're going to get some sh** at the store. Yes. So I don't even know what foreign ingredients I'm getting yet. It's just me more. Well yeah, it looks more disgusting. It's just four. Do you want me to pay for you? I don't even struggle with it. I'm losing my man card real quick. You better hurry the f**k up before you get sent to the dungeon. I don't know what foreign we're getting yet. There's like, YouTube does the thing where they sometimes refresh which top comment is top comment. So I said I would do the four from the top comment, but I don't know which one's top comment. So I'll probably take one ingredient from a bunch of like different really highly liked comments. Some of the things that were in the top comments that were so stupid, like one of them said like cardboard. Like that's not, I'm not doing cardboard. That's not food. I will do gross foods though. So I think Katie's gonna help me film while we go there and then after the grocery store, I'm just gonna drop her off and I'll dismiss you by myself. I don't think she wants to see that anyway. I would feel bad. Yeah, like I would feel bad. My one advice to you is just don't make it chunky. I knew you guys would do this. I knew you would say ghost pepper stuff. They all want like, you know what ghost pepper is? Yeah. It's like super. They don't have that at my Kroger. You can't do spicy. Oh, I can't be spicy anyway. I would do it if I had to, but I can't do ghost pepper. They're not gonna have ghost pepper sauce. Kroger. This time is tiny Kroger next to me. Yeah. They're not gonna have that. I'll let you, oh God, some of these are bad. Lube, jet, pickle juice, ghost pepper. See, like out of that, I wish we could get ghost pepper. Should we do jalapenos instead? Should we do jalapenos instead? I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. If you get jalapenos? Yes. But I will do it because that's, I mean, okay, fine. We will substitute ghost peppers for jalapenos. Yeah. Love that. Papi's. Just get two. Two? I think we're in the ranch section. Yeah. This is great. Two, two more. Organic. Where is the ranch, by the way? I didn't do organic. Oh yeah, it's gonna be good for my arm. It's gonna be good for my body. What is ranch? Like, what is it composed of? Um, bad. Is it just mayonnaise? It clearly is bad. Is it mayonnaise with like, well, organic egg yolks? You guys, you guys should have thought of this. You guys didn't think of this. It's fucking gross. Thanks, Pete. Why is it here? I don't know. I'm kind of confused. You guys should have commented that. It's destiny. We got, oh. You know what I should have put in there? It's chunky ragu. Why? A little pasta sauce. She doesn't know, guys. She doesn't know. Is that a joke that I don't get? It's not what chunky ragu is. It's not the one. Why? So curious to see. Yeah, you're gonna want dill. Because you know what's bad? What's bad? Sweet. Uh, those sweet pickles. Oh, I love that. Please, Pete. Can I save? Oh my god. Thank you. You're welcome. So cute. This is the most human interaction I've had in years. Okay, it's a new day. I'm finally gonna do this. I finally have TK here, I think, to help me record. I don't actually know, but I think he's home. TK! What's up? You are home. Are you super, super busy? No, I'm about to record it. Oh, you want to TK? Yeah, I can do it. I need like five minutes. Oh, I know you're like... I wouldn't wish this upon anyone. All right, ingredient number one. Ranch. Pickled juice. I don't have to put the whole pickle in, just the juice. Disgusting. Mustard. Mustard. Just good old-fashioned yellow mustard. And the grand finale. This is the whipped cream. This is the topping. Jalapenos. I'm going to start with this many, because I want to see if they'll blend. Okay, so this is kind of unstructured, because I don't really have the rules of how much I'm supposed to drink or like how much to put in. So I'm just going to put in like one or two big-ass gulps worth. And that's how much I'm going to drink. Oh, dude. That's so disgusting. I don't eat mustard on anything. So this was a good choice by you guys. Mustard is so disgusting, dude. This is like a marker. I feel like I'm eating a marker. That's what it tastes like, dude. I don't know why. I want it to die. I see, like, that might be way too much. Take a quick sniff. Well, it literally just smells like pickle. Pickled juice, yeah. It's just sitting on top. Pickles are strong, though, too, dude. Yeah, that's true. All right, let's see how well there's puppy blinds first. It's a nice little protein stick. It's like a good little protein stick, you know? They got veggies. Like a vegan one. Yeah. Bro, in my head, the little part of me was thinking, like, oh, it won't blend. So I don't have to do it. Yeah. And it f***ed up. It's so... I was just... That's not bad, dude. You got it. It's not that bad? No, it smells like pickle juice. I don't know how it's going to taste, but it's pickle juice smelling, dude. If you just don't... If you, like, close your nose and, like, just slug, like, two, like, gulps down, you should do it. I don't know how much was in there. Yeah. All right, you got trash can ready? We're ready to puke. I got water. All right. It's not taste? That's literally... disgusting. Oh, my God. Why am I putting stuff away? It's time. Quit delaying it. Quit delaying it. I'm not delaying it. I'm just putting away. I'm delaying it. I'm really delaying it. It's 12 inches. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. It also tastes like shit. I didn't wait too much. That boy was easily, like, right there, I'd say. He pounded half of it. Look at my eyeballs. I'm crying. Oh, man. That must have been hot as shit. Gosh. Welp. That was... The worst idea I've ever had my entire life. I don't know why I made this series. This is so stupid. Why would I make a series like this? I bet you all thought I was just delaying it. And guess what? You were right. I was absolutely delaying it. But I finally did it. I finally sacked up and did it. And I'm ready. This is only episode three, isn't it? I said I'd do this every week. Oh, I suck. Okay. Give me some time to breathe. Okay. I've had my time to breathe. That three-week little drought we had was just me getting mentally prepared for the smoothie, okay? And it was disgusting, and I hope you enjoyed it. We're ready to get back in to the swing of things here. Oh, boy. It's been a while since we spun the extreme Maddenwheel. What? What is in store for us today? If you guys don't remember the rules, wait, wait, wait. Let's see this first. I want to see this first. I want to see this first. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why? Why couldn't have? I would have taken, right next to this was where Michigan gear. I would have taken that over jumping a lake fully clothed. And it's getting cold here in Michigan. Let me tell you what. It's about to be nice and brisk. Alexa, what's the weather right now? Oh, okay. Well. These guys moving in and out with a low of 66 degrees. Okay, Alexa. Stop being a thought. Alexa's being a thought right now. Let me tell you something. If you don't remember, guys, here's how this works. If I win the game, I get an awesome way to power up the team, make it way, way better. If I lose, I have to do the challenge. It's pretty self-explanatory. The team is so bad right now. Like so bad. We definitely have some people who can make some stuff happen. Like Cam Newton can make stuff happen. Randy Moss at a 77 overall can help. Luke Keekley can maybe hold down the defense. But other than that, we're just going to get shelled on defense. Okay. Okay. There's my team. I don't have like, okay, guys, guys, this is a regular looking team. I'm pumped. Let's go. Let's try it again. Not the same thing. There's a very similar. Uh-oh. He knew. He knew what I was thinking. Okay. We have so much time here though. Oh, there it is. Odell Beckham. Let's go. We just threw a 50 yard bomb on third and 20. Great. Can I just say 72 overall offensive linemen. I love you. Oh, it was open there, but he's still. Oh, Cam Newton. My current kicker that's in can't make this kick, but he can make the fake kick pass. Oh, and he's so. Oh my God. I'm so going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Please make this throw. Grock. Oh, Grock's got one man to beat. Give him the wiggles. Give him the wiggles. Oh my God. Let's go. What up? What a play call. Can I just say I am Bill Belichick out there, baby? So he's still in man coverage, right? So Randy Moss on an underneath should be open, right? So now I'm thinking it is. It is. It is. He dives early. I get stuck. Randy, thank you for hanging on to that ball, dude. I love you. Let's see if Randy Moss is going to get open. Oh my God. He is ready in the pocket. Almost to the house, Cameron Newton. I just call him Cameron Newton again. Every time I say Cameron Newton, someone come to my house and slap me in the face. I know it's Cameron Newton. I don't know why I say that. Now it is time to punch this baby in the end zone. Who wants it? Okay. Underneath. Wait a minute. It's time. Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. Oh, see, look, he thinks he's going to stop the fake by using that guy. But I'm going to hit him with a playmaker so hard that he literally rage quits. Oh my God. He's literally not even. Bro, what are you doing? Throws underneath because he's a total pussy get stuck. Oh no, that was, that was Barry Sanders. I just hit stuck. Guys, I met him, by the way. If you didn't know. Once again, congratulations. Bring me those cheeks, boy. Bring me them. Oh, Vaughn Miller just had to pick Vaughn Marshall. Vaughn Miller had his sack and then Marshawn Ledmore could have picked him off and instead he gets 40. Do the robot on me? That was BS. Hey, whatever. You gave me a lot of time to score again. See if Kamaro gets open. There it is. There's that seam. Oh no, I didn't even do the bump that time. Okay. That was a little bit different coverage I was ready for, but RB is wide. He's so slow. He's so slow. But he's still, that's what happens if you have a 72 overall. That's sketchy. Oh, he's jumping that. Oh, wait. Alva Kamaro. Will you catch it this time? He does. Alva Kamaro makes a catch. What a guy. Oh my God. He's in his own coverage. Randy Orton's Slytherin. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. I just got sacked. Oh my God. I didn't get that off. Wait a second. I'm not in field goal range. Here's the Reads on this, fellas. I look Randy Moss. If Randy Moss has a pocket, we hit Randy Moss in his pocket. If not, we look Odell Beckham Jr. Randy Moss pocket. Boom. That's the Reads. That's the Reads. And that's the God. Let's go. I'm so good at this game. Well done. A underneath. Gronk, take this into the end zone. End zone. End zone. End zone. Oh, he almost barreled in, but didn't make it all the way. Okay. Here's what we're going to do. There's the touchdown. Beautiful. I really could have taken more time, but I didn't want to be too stupid. So 22 to 7. Awesome. He gets the ball at half. This has been an excellent half for the 72 overall squad. Should be. Uh-oh. He got off that edge. I saw I was going to get sacked. I threw it early. Wait a second. As long as he doesn't take this to the house. I'm good. Oh, there gentlemen. No, he doesn't. He wants another pass. Go get him. Go get him. Go get him, boys. What did I just watch? Nothing. Nothing. Oh, something. Something. Touchdown. This ain't good. It's okay though. We have a healthy lead thanks to my two-point conversion. Very healthy lead. He almost shanked that. Okay. So it's 22 to 14. It's an eight-point game at the moment. Oh, do I throw it to X? Or do I throw it to... Oh, no. Why am I doing? What is wrong with me? Why am I... Why am I throwing the game away? I could have just ran up the field. What is wrong? I hate myself. I'm going balls out for the sack. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Oh, what the what? I swear to God, if you take this to the house, dude, I will kill somebody. What was that? I picked that off. I learned... This is my own fault. This is my own fault for throwing this game. I completely threw this game. That's a play-action for sure. He's going to throw it here. Do not stay on your feet. Good hit, at least. Yep, yep, yep. Oh, no. I saw it. I saw it too late. And that's a touchdown. Man. Hey, he's got to go for two. I think he's going to definitely try and do the same thing. He's not going to run it. This is huge. Oh my God, he is going to run it. And I drop him. He fumbles and he doesn't get it. Oh my God. 22 to 20. We preserved the lead. Thank God for that. That two point conversion came in huge. And I told you, if he loses by less than three, he is going to be mad. Cam gets dropped. And he is odd. Yeah, he's got to call a timeout there. Oh, there it is. Thank God. I'm pretty sure that play right there just won us the game. Thank you, Alvin Camaro. Connection to your peer has been lost. What are the odds? Alrighty. So our fate is in the hands of the wheel now. We shall see. I'm so glad we got a dub. Right now, fully max two. Okay. This is though. So we get a fully max two players, but the position wheel determines those two players. So I can't just pick. I don't have every O-line and D-line position. I think that's kind of fair because it doesn't matter if it's left tackle or right tackle. And also, if I did do that, that's literally five and then four. So that's like nine. That's like half of them would just be an O-line or D-line. I don't think that's very fun. All right. The first wheel spin to determine what player we will be fully maxing in. Oh my God. It is going to be D-line. I talked all that shit about O-line, D-line, and it's still D-line. Okay. So any of the players on my D-line, I get to fully max out. So I could do Eric Donald. Oh my God. Nadalmic and Sue, Linval or Kalil Mack. And you know what I think? I think Kalil Mack in the near future here is going to get a crazy good card. He just has to, right? So what I'm going to do is I'm going to max him out. And then once he gets a brand new card, hopefully I can get another thing that will let me hear him up a couple of times. And then I can make him like a 94, 95 overall. But okay, while I am going to grab that Kalil Mack card, so we know we're fully upgrading Kalil Mack and our next player is going to be a wide receiver. Thank you. We got to do it. I'm doing Odell, dude. Randy Moss is already good at a 77 overall, so I can wait on him. Golden Tate is going to have to sit there at a crappy overall. And Odell Beckham Jr. I'm going to go buy a card for like 800,000 coins to max you out. This is going to be fun. So I do have Odell's 87 overall already. Despite the fact that it's the coin one. Burrah! It is 200K for the diamond. And it is a mill for the prime time performer. See, this is pretty awesome though because he does quick sell for 500K. So yes, I'm losing a mill, but really no matter how long I have him for, he's worth 500K. So I like that. I really do appreciate they added that. Hallelujah. Church music. Church music playing. Odell Beckham Jr. 93 overall. And we get to add chemistry to him. Go deep times three. Definitely Sprinter. Oh, it's 2500 training for that. Holy shit, I'm only. And what do we want? See, I don't even like any of these route specialists. I don't ever use these. I will do Playmaker though because I am going to hit him on a lot of hot routes. Oh, that card is disgustingly good. Definitely going to put him out right receiver one. So we have a solid, a very solid pass rush guy. A good user linebacker. Trash secondary. Despite Jay and the Reims are getting a pick, Marshawn Ladmore got completely lost. And we gave up a few, a few deep touchdowns that game. So that's not great, but we have an amazing wide receiver to throw to. A decent wide receiver to throw to and came to it. I like this series. I hope you guys are liking this too. That's it for today's episode boys. I'm not going to ask for likes because I'm not your boy pizza, but I really do hope you enjoyed today's episode. That was so fun. Smoothie challenge despite me taking forever. Super fun. That's it. Stay tuned for the next episode. I'll drop that within 10 days promise. Peace out.