 The good guys dressed in black remember that just in case you have a face-to-face and make contact the title held by me MIB means what you think you saw you did not see this is what I was afraid of Adam you using that song instead of talking about the movie itself don't do this Tom not not like this I'm merely refreshing people's memories of some of the many charms the original men in black has I'm at a disadvantage here anytime I pit an older movie versus a newer one I always lose because it's the newer ones more fresh in people's minds they just went out and saw it some people haven't even seen the original men in black what kind of bullshit is that I'm just hearing a lot of crying and not enough feuding this is Kingsman verse men in black here on movie pews you really need to stop taking my intro phrase when you come on my show Will Smith's been dominating the box office for the better part of 20 years but he had a lot to prove back in the 90s coming off a TV where he played a wisecracking no-nonsense guy is one thing but playing a wise cracking no-nonsense guy in the movies that's exactly the same thing well that was just fucking pointless and so is this feud look there's some interesting characters in the King's speech but no one that comes close to the fresh prince you know what Adam I'm glad that you brought up the King's speech because King George himself stars as the lead gala had here in the Kingsman the Secret Service and Colin Firth this is him at his most charming his most badass and then you have Michael King coming in and just classing up the place because he's Michael Cain you can do that I'm sorry I thought Cain and Firth were the same person all those Brits look the same I'm sorry what okay I need to be honest with you Tom can I do that once please and why would I stop you from being honest a couple years ago I did a zombie land versus shot of the dead episode with a co-host of mine we did a British versus American sort of a flavor to it a couple jokes were had and I offended a lot of people they got really sad I hurt more butts than a broken bicycle seat with a comment I made go on we're talking action and effects and I say well of course the makeup looks better in shot of the dead they're British so they already look like shit so you have since tried to move on with your life and have tried to be a little bit more sensitive is my correct here no I'm even more jaded were you not listening and I'm gonna do further bashing merely out of spite I tell you what though why don't you make fun of us Americans it's very easy to do it'll keep things even Steven's starring Shia LeBov of course starring Shia LeBov okay so now I'm going to continue men in black has a few respectable actors while Kingsman the Secret Service has a whole bevy of amazing actors we have Colin first we have Samuel O. Jackson we have Michael Kane we have Jack Davenport we have Mark Strong what an amazing ensemble cast and a cast that is utilized to their full potential and not wasted how often can you say that about an action movie and also we have Mark freaking Hamill we have Luke Skywalker and the Joker himself beat that you ding dong Samuel Jackson doesn't count he's in every movie ever made he doesn't turn down a script if you look hard enough you can find him in every film he's like where is Waldo I notice he didn't mention the main character most likely because he's lame as hell I mean that's no surprise he's English so of course that's the case I actually have no idea if he's English but this is happening MIB has that classic buddy cop mishmash with Will Smith playing newcomer to the Force K alongside Tommy Lee Jones soon a retire character J so it's J K yeah that must be a stupid American movie now you're getting a Tom Rip Torn runs the organization and there's some solid cameos like Dennis Rodman costume more American trash what let's calm down Kingsman tells the story of a boy trying to find his place in an elite organization and as a result it becomes a badass everyone likes a movie where someone becomes a badass you just get the plot of men in black that's how much of a ripoff Kingsman is under the skin starring Scarlett Johansson of course starring Scarlett Johansson but both of these movies might be similar in their approach to this content but they are far different Kingsman is far different it goes places most spy movies wouldn't dare to go it has balls it has cojones it is super violent it's super clever it is unpredictable how often can you say a spy movie is unpredictable riddle me that this movie delivers on off-fronts and there's even some great tongue-and-cheek eggs that probably went over most American people's heads nothing gets over our heads I can assure you our reflexes are too fast thanks tracks my be has a very unique look and feel the aliens appear to come straight out of an old Twilight Zone episode or a drive-in movie from the odd font to the weaponry it all feels very be movie-ish starring Jerry Seinfeld not that kind of be don't make me use a noisy cricket on you I have two words that are going to shut this debate down church scene that scene is fucking nuts it's filmed beautifully it's so stylized it's super violent it's super fun surprisingly given the context in which that scene takes place this is a movie that is creativity at its finest and when you have Matthew Bond at the helm you're gonna get some creativity and I can't really say that about most spy movies don't try to top me in the creative department MIB has marble-sized galaxies for Orion's sake perhaps someone hit you with a neuralizer and forced you to forget about the squid baby aliens inside human skin the fun weaponry and the hilarious testing scene a movie features a man getting sliced in half like it's a fatality out of fucking Mortal Kombat what do you got what do you got there is so much violence in my movie and it is kind of violence that most people including myself relish oh is that what happened all the people kind of look the same when it was all said and done probably because they're British don't you fucking do it Adam don't you do it and they already look like shit god damn it had to be done black does have some killer music meaning I want to kill myself every time I listen to it that's a bit dark I know you're trying to win this thing but come on we both know Will Smith's men in black theme song annihilate anything you throw at me on top of that there's Danny Elfman's main theme which brings you into the quirky world director Barry Sonnenfeld built while the film is based on the comic but still Barry gets some credit Kingsman was also based off of a comic book but I feel like that's kind of misplaced here in the music section I mean the music in this film is fantastic it's a great throwback to the James Bond films of all not to mention the soundtrack which I have here I mean there's dire straights wondered Skinner the knack David Bowie Iggy Azalea right let's not go with that last one but the other ones are good she's more out of place in an Englishman at a dentist office yeah you wanted to be offended assholes here you go Kingsman was a fun little flick but it was certainly nothing out of this world like my picture because of the aliens little flick well at least Kingsman can muster up a decent runtime I mean men and blacks over in like 20 fucking minutes Tom Tom where they can find more of your shit so I can call this always a pleasure finding with the Adam if you'd like to find me go to my channel at youtube.com slash Tom channel bash for more movie reviews other movie related content Adam always a pleasure even though I hate your guts