 It's a simple equation today in Wheel of Mutt. I have four wins and two losses. Today's Wheel of Mutt is no longer in Malibu, so I have no excuses for Wi-Fi. If I lose here, this entire team is wiped and we start a brand new season. If I win, we go to the playoffs with a shot at redemption and winning the Super Bowl. I brought out my defense and player, the year jersey, our amazing prestige, Michael Parsons. And we have honestly such an awesome team. I could use better wide receivers than Juju and Michael Hardman, but my backfield cannot be touched. Justin Fields, Alvin Camero, and the Nigerian nightmare. And on defense, our power player, Ed Reid, I gotta get him some stats. I am really struggling to get Ed Reid's stats, but he is 88 speed as of right now, as an 84 overall, so he's gonna get the job done. We got Kikli Vandoresh, Lawrence Taylor, and Micah Parsons at linebackers. Palomalu's been amazing at strong safety. We got Champ, Revis Island, Stingley, Strayhan, the Fridge, Michael Pierce, Emmanuel Agba. The team is good, man. It is truly one step at a time. We're still on Tito's revenge tour. Hashtag free Tito. All right, boys. Our first wheel spin is heading in right now. We're wasting no time on today's episode. I take a line. I take wide receiver. I take a lot of things. Oh, I had this earlier. This is such a dope wheel spin. I get five man 20 packs, any pack I choose. And I can match up a player from this Madden with the current Madden. So for example, there's a 93 overall, Aaron Donald in Madden 23. So if I pull any variation of Aaron Donald right here, I can take it in Madden 23. Let's just try a couple of different packs. I get five packs. Our first player is a... So technically I could max out my Ed Reid, but I don't want to waste it on that because I can earn Ed Reid instead of getting him right here. Let's see if we get something else that we could use more effectively. I don't think he's got anything good. If anything at all, Sam Donald definitely doesn't have anything good. Cameron Jordan should have a decent card. And Rashawn Evans, I'm not sure. I'm going to lead player pack now. Jonathan Joseph, Rashawn Gary, Brian Balaga, Rick Wagner, Marie Smith, Luke Stocker. OJ Howard has a nasty tight end card, but I don't need it. Miles Jack, Curtis Salem. Miles Jack might have a really good card. Lawrence Taylor. I could have Lawrence Taylor and Micah Parsons, but I really don't need outside linebacker either. Miles Jack has a 90 overall middle linebacker. Randall McDaniel. Oh, Shannon Sharp doesn't have a card, does he? Randall McDaniel has a 91 left guard. Bro, and I've got Mitch Morrison there. Randall McDaniel might be the move. That was a clutch pull. For me to go anything else, I'd have to get a really good corner. So L.A. has a 96, but I'm not replacing Justin Fields and Champ. I already got him. Tana Hill, no thank you. Shelby Harris, Micah Hyde. I am Dawkins. Bro, he has the 93 overall weapon X, but I've got Ed Reid. Oh, dude, there's literally the 93 overall weapon X. I got to go Randall McDaniel, dude. Dude, everything that was the best that I could have gotten was going to replace Ed Reid. 199,000 coins for 91 overall. Randall McDaniel. I am putting a lot of legends on this team. Would I give him that lifeguard ability? I feel like I probably wouldn't. Not something I really use. Just try to refund an ability and our servers cannot process your request. But don't worry. I've got an ad here for Nickelodeon Fantasy Football. Get the fuck off of my screen. I don't give a shit. Nobody gives a shit. Although in fairness, that's probably what you guys say when I do a sell out, huh? And of course, if you need Madden coins, make sure to go to instantmaddencoins.com. They sell coins on every single platform. You can also directly buy players or training points. Buying limiteds and quick selling them is probably the safest route, so I recommend that. This is a significantly better deal than what EA is going to offer you. And you can get 10% off when using the code MMG. Just use the link at the top of the description. When Callie finds out she can play as her dad in EA Madden NFL, she subs a 9-inch dildo up her asshole. That's crazy. So now we're at $89.91. The worst person on my offensive line is my prestige. Bro, this can't continue, okay? The Eagles are going to the playoffs. He's going to guarantee that at least get like a 93 overall playoff card or something, bro. This cannot continue. I thought this was so galaxy brain. All right, hey, first wheelsman. Kick it off hot. I like it though. I asked for online. I got online. Let's see if we can get on the second one. Woo. That DraftKings wheelspin right here, baby. We're gambling. 10 times re-rolls. I'm going to re-roll training variety packs. The harvest ones aren't bad. I mean, I have pulled a 93 in those before, but these packs so often have players. So I'm really just looking for like a left end upgrade. Maybe a small corner upgrade for Stingly. Get Raiders, no thanks. That's the third variety pack. You know what? No, I'm going to do three of each. I'll do three of those. Now let's do 382 plus all Madden. And then we'll go do three harvest and then our final one will decide. We can only take one player out of these 10 though. Bruce Matthews. I already know you're not going to make the cut. Can only take one player out of these twos. And these are 2200 in the lowest sell for nothing. So you really got to pull the 88s, 89s. Yikes. I don't know if you guys saw my Thanksgiving pack opening but I opened like two harvest re-rolls and I pulled AJ Brown. I did not just pull three Bruce Matthews. I'm tilted. All right, I'm going to harvest. I'll do three harvest. Right now I don't have a single player to use from these. So we got to come in clutch. We got to get somebody I can use, right? Two out of the harvest. So this is our eighth pack. Logan, you're not going to help me either. This is our ninth pack. I got to really clutch up but we're absolutely clapped. So what's our best odds to get just a usable player? Maybe 82 plus all Madden. I guess we go right here. We just got to hope we get 88 or 89. Because if I don't get shit, I'm absolutely dunked out. Come on. This Bruce Smith is the most minor upgrade on my left end. Although he's the same overall. So technically he's not an upgrade. I'm going to rock Bruce Smith anyway. All right. Third wheel Smith is coming out right now. Second wheel spin was an absolute wash, bro. I got nothing. So hopefully this can clutch me up right here. Oh, they're clapping me. They're sort of clapping me. 5,000 coins per point scored. So I'm not getting another player but based on how many points I score here I'll get 5,000 per. So if I drop a 30 bomb for example, 30 times 5,150,000 coins to spend on one player which I think I would use on another elite wide receiver or I'd use it on another elite corner or I could use it on an actually elite left end. We'll have to come to that conclusion but we also got to win the game first. Of course we've got the challenge wheel. Let's see what the challenge wheel lands on. Didn't have much time to complete it before but I should now 150 plus. Yo, what a perfect time to get Randall McDaniel. 150 plus rushing yards in this game were four and two so it's a must win no matter what. We got to run up the score to get 5,000 per point scored and we got to get over 150 rushing yards. Damn. Tim got sauce. Ooh, he's got the Nick Chubb. He's got to arch that RG3 is a menace, bro. I'm low key, he's scared of that RG3. On my top three, he's nasty too. All right, start with the kick which is awesome. He's no money spent too. Normally I'd call cap but honestly, after doing some no money spent stuff, I see it being realistic. Also, what? I have never gotten kick returned on like that. Why did it look like my whole team was mega slow? Too bad the challenge wasn't total point scored in the game. All right, well that sucks. And he's gonna scum kick over to McCoy. Although I talked to a pro player the other day, he said this is not considered scum kicking, kicking the fullback. Gum kicking was an old thing. It was different, I guess. I don't know. Well, you know what? I just lost seven points because I refused to do that kick like that. So maybe I should pull my head out of my ass and start doing it. I don't know. I'm gonna send JJ at us to the end zone. This is like weirdly sort of open. We got a man coverage cheeser too today. Yeah, overstorm brave. All right, we're gonna try stretch left. Oh no, we're gonna go stretch right with a Coye blocking. Give me some pancakes of Coye. Yes sir. We got some room. Dude, why is he so fast? For Camero's out. Hard cut. One more, one more, one more. We always recorded. Oh, that was so lit. I'm gonna bring York over here. Dude, am I missing something? I was playing Madden with Garrett Wilson the other day and he told me he runs this dollar defense. There's dollar cover two man and there's one more in there. Oh my God, dude, what is going on? Why are they so fast? Is this a theme team of some variety? Could be a read option. No, just a run. Can I make the play with that read? Shit, I got stuck. That's what I get for running mid blitz though. Looks like he's trying to bottle up the edges. He doesn't want that happening again. Although, oh, damn. Damn, this team is, this team is good. I should be able to roll with Justin Fields. Oh, just barely. Step up, take some yards. Justin Fields is fast and nice roll out. Go right at the middle. Oh, let's go a Coye. Let's go a Coye. Ooh, Camero got met. Oh, just barely, little leg. Don't mind if I do, good timing for that. Oh, he's pinching the middle. Oh my God, right side has an opportunity. If you can hold that block, yes. Nice switch on by him to get on Chase Young. My challenge is 150 plus rushing yards. Camero's at 93. Can Jay Jadis torch Jalen Ramsey? Dude, he might've had him. Ooh, Hardman. His little ass, McCall Hardman. The combination of Camero, Jay Jadis should get open. I don't care how much man coverage you send. We are moving the football right now. Trying to hit this whip route to Jay, to a Juju? Oh, he saw it. Dude, he knew exactly what I was doing. Stop switching on, bro. You're running up man coverage. You should know you gotta let your defense do all the work for ya. Five rushes, five passes. We get back into the end zone to make it 14-14. We're doing everything right, but if we lose this game, we go fucking home. I'm actually gonna do it. I'm gonna sky kick it to his full back. That's all it takes. No way. Look at how slow we are. It's got a pretty free touchdown here. It's not quite there yet. Nice tackle, Palomalu. Well, we slowed him down a little bit, no tackle. I'm looking for the tight end. Ooh, yes sir. This could be the play of the game. We get this stop. We could very well win this game. He doesn't have the balls to run it. The whip route, it's not there. Champ, the champ, champ Bailey knocks it out. If I could score here, we win this game. Camero, Camero. Just do it again, Camero. Do it again, Camero. I can't fucking stop him. He goes over to that whip route. Justin Jefferson torched his man. Great blocks. Got a stretch. Oh, it's wide. Go, Akoye, yes sir. Cut inside of him. Camero's lit up. I'm going strong side. Dude, stop clogging the middle. I'm actually mad at you for this shit. You know I'm running stretch, bro. Fucking base of light or something. The script writers have got my shit in the bag today. Oh, I'm so dumb. I just kicked off. Fuck, this could be an opportunity where he makes a big mistake. That corner route on the right side is open, I think. Oh, mama! Whoa, you're a lucky son of a bitch, bro. Somebody's lit up over there. Rivas Island's up. That's two interceptions. What are we doing? Ooh, I was hoping that would milk enough clock to where he couldn't kick a field goal, but he'll get a field goal here. 21 to 17's fine, especially because I get ball of half. Getting ball of half is pretty massive here. Dude, is he gonna make this mistake again? Bro, get the fuck out of overstorm brave. I'm legitimately mad at you. Now I'm gonna go right at the middle. I'm gonna attack the middle, and I'm gonna shoot clock. Dude, he's scoring so quickly because he kick returns out to about the billion yard line. If I just get him going on a side he doesn't expect. Yeah, it's pretty free yards. Ooh, I don't have a Koi out in front of me, though. 12 rushes, 199, two touchdowns. You bet your ass I'm not switching this up. I'm gonna go left side, he pinches. Dude, stop pinching! Oh, he switched on. I'm gonna try and get the whole third quarter in the books and score the touchdown. Touchdown's a big part of this here. So same thing, there's the middle blitz. Second and 11. I just refuse to believe you're still doing this. Oh, no! Hutchinson just made a big play. Now I'm third and 14. I will take a field goal if forced to. Certainly don't prefer it, though. I'm gonna go get Siki on the whip route and Juju in the middle. I think the guy over top of gets Siki. Yeah, he's not gonna get this. Ooh, I will take the field goal. We got Justin Tucker so we can hit kicks pretty good now. We were spamming the shit out of the same run plays at some point he was gonna stop it. Also, I switched up my defensive playbook, which I regret. I don't have Nickel 3.3, which I really like right now, but that's okay, let's just get a turnover. Okay, it's a nice play. Whip route, whip route. Both are pretty open. This is clamped. This is hard clamped, let's go! I'm going same thing. I'm just putting like, I'm literally putting my ends in zones. Oh, no, that's open. Nice ball. I'm bringing whoever Johnson is down. Ooh, it's not. Ooh, I just... I hope he scores. That's like the most mega bailout ever. I wonder if he tries that exact same thing again out of frustration basically. Ooh, right over the middle. Dude, he's got a great offense. He scores on me at will, honestly. I'm going stretch right. Way to cut it up, Camero! Great cut to get us to first and 10. I'm going left side. There goes his user. He's too damn slow. Oh, I could have made my hard cut there. I kind of fumbled the bag on that one a little bit. And as a minute left, we just crossed the 50. This looks like he could stop stretch. Although I like going at his user because he sucks. I'm serious, look at this fucking user, bro. Shit out of here. Yeah, I ain't scoring that. Got to your mind, you think I'm scoring that right there. We're going to take this down to 20 seconds. No timeouts from him yet. We got to milk as much clock as we can just on these standard plays. Beautiful, I love that tackle animation. I would take my touchdown now here if the opportunity presented itself. No way. I'll take it. I'll take it right there. I was going to milk a little bit more clock and take the field goal, but now he's got 15 seconds and is forced to score a touchdown. Holy shit, that was the best running game of my whole fucking life. Now listen, I know this guy was calling weird plays, but that is damn near a God squad. Let's go, Akoye, Akoye, Anakoye, let's go. We'll go dime normal, cover four quarters. We're going to send Keekley. Now I'm going to play a polymolo. We just got to go for the INT right here. Oh, we're in the jersey. Wow, that was a big play. All right, playing over the top, playing deep. Is he going for the corner out? No, he's got nothing. He's got absolutely nothing. That's mine. Ah, this shit's over. One of the best games of the season. 31 to 24, no upgrades for Ed Reed. I'm sorry. Damn, what a game. 158, 747, 87 yards and a touchdown. Let's give it up for this motherfucker right here. Oh my God. Kevin Camara, do your fantasy football math here. So he's 29.4 on the ground and then three touchdowns plus two receptions, 49.4 plus 40 yards, 53.4. Averaging 14 yards of carry should be illegal. I've officially made the playoffs. We also completed a challenge wheel. So I can open one pack from the store. Now I can only open a pack from the store that costs coins. If I complete a challenge wheel while I'm in the playoffs, I can open any pack in the store. But for now we got to choose a coin pack. I'm actually going to go elite legends pack. I absolutely don't like that limits are only in the stores at certain times. I think it'd be cool. Holy shit. I just bought 90 Herman Moore. We got a new wide receiver, baby. Oh my God. That caught me off guard so bad. Seth Joiner, I don't think I can use. Rashawn Slater. No, I can't use him either. Sam Hubbard, I can't use him. Herman Moore. You know what's funny in my example for that wheel spin? I was saying if I dropped a 30 bomb, I dropped a 31 bomb. So 31 times 5,000 coins per point scored is 155,000 coins to spend on one player. I feel like a pretty important position for us to upgrade would probably be corner three. I could get Jair Alexander. I could get JC Horne. I think JC Horne's probably moved. I actually really like JC Horne. Okay, no lie. I was just talking about getting JC Horne. I'm pulling a complete audible. I'm getting sauce gardener. I got 155,000 coins for one player. Sauce gardener is 135. He's a six foot three corner dude. His play rec isn't very good, but I don't care. This guy's a fucking animal. This guy is a rookie and he's the top five corner in the league. That is crazy. All right, beautiful. I'm loving this team right now. Next game is the first episode in the playoffs. I can't wait. I love you guys. Thank you so much for watching us always. This was a heater. I love recording this one. All right, I love you boys. Thanks for watching us always. Peace.