 Stockpile kid piss you can't did you yeah wow welcome back everybody episode number two of the muddy muckle fully actual podcast episode two of season five is that right that's a lot last week's podcast look the views are down right now we're gonna we're gonna pick it up bro that gap yeah we're big gap man big gap see all right what's happened nothing really has it okay look with a weekend came and went we didn't really do much 24 days sober today except for weed on weekends only and it's going good was the did you get high as a kite oh yeah we'll have a bong break today though no no I can't it's a Wednesday all right we'll be good but that's mean yeah you guys you guys have plenty of bong breaks root to fucking what about you Matt what's been keeping you up at night is wholesome been okay you swore at the start of the podcast and that keeps me up at night did you have diarrhea then or whole yeah I had a no a bit of both I had a huge stomach pain just and it was wild wow I thought about you guys it would help what happened what happened to wholesome when someone was late nobody was late have you ever had a bat while you're shitting no okay promise man I swear on everything I don't know if I believe it Michael have you you know but it I think it could be called shot a top deck yes top deck bat yes or top deck shit cuz as you shit you can blow on your shit and then it's like what if you start what if you start craving that and that's the only way you can come yeah I'm gonna be shitting every time would you try it no 500 bucks no I reckon I become addicted to it okay much wary of it because the pleasure could be so intense yeah and then you'd have to have sex like that he'd have to shit well sex that's what I was getting that as he's driving at home oh and shit oh oh squelching Danny's legs oh and he holds their neck so they can't look down they can't look down at the mess he's making brown mess leg oh wow I'm trying to think of like the worst position where it would be if you could possibly shit on them while if Matt was in reverse cowgirl one of their breasts was up his ass and it squeezes out the side and cascades down shit mountain breast no I didn't there's a smell man last Friday we had a mother energy drink and had like 5 p.m. I didn't get to sleep until 5 a.m. on Saturday morning yeah if you want to like parties the day or party have a mother fucking hell if only if you're used to all there's no effect is there brown because you're suckling on the teeth of one now on you yeah I reckon if you're used if I don't have a lot but I reckon if you use some fucking oh oh here we go Michael Michael please Michael please Michael hey guess what what that's scrolling through the news all right guys let's move right along to the sponsors of this podcast everyone how does that sound hey I like that yeah all right well let's talk let's talk about athletic greens for a second all right did you know right athletic greens athletic greens do you have 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can't manscaped yeah man's raped I mean man's get with it or get fucked buy it or buy it and try it I think have sex for money and manscape.com sell your body to the night have sex for cash and go to manscaped have sex have sex for money and not a lot of it yeah yeah real cheap sex anyway just thank you to our sponsors okay thank you visit those those we all use those products a lot in our lives and they're very beneficial okay my balls are so silky smooth yeah so fragrant but they're like then it grows back a little bit you got to get straight on and again could spike you spike people but it's nice you can shave in the river because they're waterproof bro do you shave in the river salmon about what did you just shave in the river so personal bro I have a river across the street from me and yeah I do bathe in there salmon fishing in Yemen all right and you guys let's fucking move on all right let's get the um have sex have sex for money it's it's the new it's the horoscopes and this is a segment segment where I have contacted the leading horoscope experts and I have compiled I've stuck pile their information and tied it together with sticky tape and glue packaged it together and I will now read out the horoscopes of Michael Matt and Julian you can and if you won't have a bong break all right first we have Taurus don't we Michael that's your favorite because that's you yeah it's like a bull and we have a little joke going we say Taurus yep that's what happened it's a bomb so here we go this is the horoscope for this week for Taurus as Mercury swings around to face earth you will power vomit into a cup holder as you drink and drive on your way to a Mariah Carey concert ignore the lump growing on your neck and focus on giving yourself a vasectomy with tin snips during this week's cycle it is highly likely that you will torture a cat with a six iron you will collapse with depression in three days now we have a Libra Libra is Julian's okay and it's kind of scary how like accurate it is yeah I never realized I always thought horoscopes were bullshit listen to this listen to this Mars is on the run because it got sucked off in a sandpit and got seen by the cops focus on your hip hop as a black hole mergers into a rival south side planet stay true to your best mates but fuck their girlfriends if the opportunity presents itself go get medication for your herpes and bash a homeless man Jupiter will transcend if you get it dark webpingers but keep an eye on the Sun the Sun is a fucking snitch come and may need to be dealt with by stealing it's BMX bike you will fuck a bloke in two days and also it starts for life oh shit oh shit and that is a Libra so for those Libras listening at home thank you all right now Matt's Pisces it's the fish which is the smell of off-cunt anyway here is Matt's as a meteorite shower hits Saturn's atmosphere your ejaculate will increase in creaminess and froth your sperm will multiply rapidly and your testicles will swell to a painful size because of this approach every lady that makes eye contact with you and be forceful and abrupt with your communication demand physical touch and become irritated and mean if you were denied you know that chick Brenda from your work corner her at the office printer and show her your pussy cock then tell Brenda to meet you in the kitchen for cake get her to shave your back and then sit her on the kitchen table suck her neck fat until she's gushing then insert your fingers up to your wrist ignore the screens of your co-workers on their lunch break and lie flat on the table pulled Brenda's face into your sweaty hairy back pussy and when you feel her tongue touch your ring clench and suck using your asshole feel her tongue getting sucked up into your lower intestine and swirl your hips for maximum pleasure want ready spray your mash up into the ceiling fan once you have finished threaten all your co-workers with violence to keep them fucking quiet go forth and carry out your quest Matthew brown oh my god hopefully she doesn't listen to hot such a violent time in my life and now you're single you're back to erratic anger and the black holes are opening all around sex sex sex on the topic of weird shit poor Euler is copying a lot of anything you want to say or do you want the ringworms yeah what do you want all of you what do you want all of the night I'll know is enough about me what you've been talking to her no it's briefly all right what have you said I like to remember everything yeah but like you surely you know the the direction of the conversation just it's just a very happy conversation I'm right now you're Matt I mean are you Matt yeah yeah that's Matt you have to talk to me like you talk to I like if you were coming conversation right now woo her hey woo her hey I love I'm Matthew Brown it's been a while how are you I message you the other way yeah I replied to you are you being I probably didn't reply back my man you're being rude so it's fucked all right don't no one send her that part okay say something nice to me compliment me yeah what do you what what what physical attribute do you like the most on I'll know I was gorgeous is everything everyone say I'm I'll I say to my face what do you like about me a bit more detail I look at you a bit more detail what what specifically do you like what do you mean just what about her describe your favorite physical feature and what in particularly like about it I can't say like the naughty ones cuz we can if you want no it's just like that honesty and that it's kinky it's just us three you know if it's hot if you say something like sexy and abrupt no it's not gonna work out that way for me it's sort of will you never know you don't know until you have a go and that right bro a nice bomb would you eat a meal off of it a meal or yeah would you eat a meal off of it a meal yeah a meal honey chicken honey chicken so you're saying you would eat honey chicken off I was okay stop I don't want to do this anymore at all it's out of control that no no no no no no no no no no no no no honey chicken off of her ass yeah don't send her any screen what about if the honey chicken was in her ass would you pull it out and eat it with chopsticks with chopsticks you're getting out of control okay all right leave you child is a lady you said it all right so now yeah let her know I love I'm sorry honey chicken I'm sorry she won't listen to that part she doesn't watch this I love everyone send her a screen recording of Matt saying that he wants to eat honey chicken off of her or just comment on a post saying Matt Brown wants to eat honey chicken off her just let her know somehow no just it's sexy sort of you you were hot and abrupt she's gonna be so scared now that was hot and abrupt like I'm flushed I felt like I was that's he my honey chicken cunt that's what bees do that's a recipe you fucking cunt bees do that what's the next next segment guys and it is a fan favorite everybody we brown verse we we discover everyone we're going to find out who the best brown in the whole fucking world is okay there are millions of people with the last name brown millions upon millions we put the call out and many of you browns reply to I'm sure you're all related somehow hard as the population is brown you have to be related somehow there are two browns a thousand years ago that fucked and produced a million browns and you're all running around fucking shit and coming up fuck shit can't fucking run around you don't even know the halfies you can't I'll bet these next cunts related somehow you know anyway now the thing with the who's the better brown right since Matt was the better brown last week we double the money so this week there's $400 on my god so next week if you win again this week next week it'll be $600 and $800 and Matt if you can win all the way up to $2,000 you get the $2,000 whoa whoa that's correct wait doesn't it go up even more to over a two grand because it's 40 episodes yeah it could it could well do but the likelihood of him winning every single week is unbelievable impossible but $200 per episode all right now we're gonna call the next brown now what's their name I don't know he doesn't he has like the initials gr so I don't know you know he's a brown is he told me well I've got to research this stuff look a brown can spot a half of the population is brown hello hello you are on the muddy Michael fully actual podcast and we are calling you because you are a brown and we want to find out who the better brown is are you ready mr. Brown first of all all right let's let's just jump straight into the question so it is a brown that's confirmed all right here we go this is for $400 mr. Brown all right so we'll have which brown's going first me or the unknown brown all right let's go you can answer this question first Matt Brown okay all right here we go and then we'll give you a go at answering mr. Brown all right question number one this is for $400 here we go where is brown University located Matt Brown what's the state or this country let's go this let's go the state I will accept the state it's in America I'm gonna go in Massachusetts all right I like that word mr. Brown do you care to have a guess New York City you're both wrong it is in Providence Rhode Island USA all right so the score is currently zero zero this is for $400 may I remind you all right next question mr. Brown you can answer this question first 14 year old athlete sky brown won a bronze medal for which Olympic sport was it a diving be synchronized swimming see skateboarding or D gymnastics skateboarding all right Matt Brown would you care to have a guess is there a year in this same question no there is no year this this didn't happen during a year you can have the same answer if you want or you can mix and diving synchronized swimming skateboarding or gymnastics sky brown 14-year-old athlete gymnastics all right the answer is skateboarding Brown takes a lead oh my god mr. Brown takes the lead it is 1-0 to mr. Brown you understand oh my god how are you feeling currently mr. Brown all right question number three all right Matt Brown you can have a go at answering this who has more followers on Facebook is it a Chris Brown or B the Cleveland Browns such brown all right Matt that is real you got a 50-50 shot it's gonna be a check Chris is gonna be Chris Browns hated by a lot of people except reanna I'm gonna go the Cleveland Browns Cleveland Browns all right mr. Brown would you care to have a guess who has more followers on Facebook Chris Brown or the Cleveland Browns Chris Brown Chris Brown all right the answer is Chris Brown takes a 2-0 lead 2-0 lead to mr. Brown mr. Brown Matt Brown has zero duck egg I can't come back yes you can you can tie Emily questions how there are five how are you feeling now mr. Brown just keep them coming all right question number four which brown food is consumed more chocolate or coffee mr. Brown will throw it to you coffee all right I was gonna say coffee too oh wow all right the answer is coffee with 10 million tons a year all right that means that mr. Brown is the winner we're gonna ask the last question just for fun all right now last question here we go name Matt Brown's great-grandfather we're gonna throw it to you mr. Brown first let's see if you can guess is right my great-grandfather yeah mr. Brown see if you can guess Matt Brown's great-grandfather's name so when Lez is that right that's not right is it what the fuck's going on mr. Brown would you care to reveal your first fuck is this it's mr. Greg Brown and he's won four hundred dollars oh my god hey man I thought you wouldn't get one now I was too in the zone I couldn't I wasn't listening to the voice Matthew Brown cannot even identify his own father's voice I can't believe this has happened dad how could you why would you do this well it's just one four hundred dollars and now mr. Brown Greg you can spend that on some golfing gear yep 110% we're gonna get your bank details at the end of this podcast I'll just give you a text and then we'll transfer that straight over to your account straight in dad do you even know how to text yeah we've been texting he's gonna do it oh Greg Brown thank you so much for coming on it was an absolute joy we swindled your son out of some cash and it's been lovely he's had a big day thanks dad all right Greg Brown is the better brown today all right thank you Greg thanks dad no worries see you mate see you Greg bye wait what the fuck's going on here that's what you did you fucking hands you fucking idiot it's concerning that he father didn't know what he's great granddad's name is so he's granddad's name hi he's granddad's dad is less I don't know I don't know who is that short Leslie Leslie Leslie and how's it how's this lesbian brown brown lesbian oh you know this gets better he actually remarried very older to a lady named gay lesbian gay brown gay gay and gay that is beautiful gay brown and lesbian brown stop insulting my grandfather hey oh man you are not the better brown today that sucks you could have kept jackpotting it up can't you could have paid for your price it didn't I couldn't I couldn't hear his voice he just sounded like a 30 year old man we kept him on the lake we didn't want to get talking too much to start but then I started throwing fishing line out and going hey how are you feeling mr. Brown and you didn't get him to talk feeling very good I thought you would have got his love yeah same here you know you mustn't make your father even said he even said he even said oh my my granddad he goes oh my granddad when I said he's asked him for his great granddad's name yeah but you probably confuse him he's when you said you said your granddad he said wouldn't you go oh he's saying my granddad yeah he's saying yeah you know what he's great what's going on here it's like my great-granddad like his granddad easily confused yeah you got stabbed in the face once he lost a few branches a few brown cells I can't believe you got Dad that's by the way we met Greg Brown a few days ago for the first time and he's a gentleman he is an absolute gentleman cutest man beautiful soul I just wanted to hug him just imagine going in for the past yeah what would have he done if I just lent in and tried to pass you are here all right yeah you should go in for a kiss next time oh fucking Greg Brown I was absolutely outstanding all right let's leave a voicemail for Greg yes Greg Smith yeah great what wait what if he answers oh okay I've got a new segment idea I'm gonna put it forward to you boys it's called gay for Greg and we we put forward gay sexual acts forward to him and see if he wants to do them with us okay I said before this Michael pitched this to me and I said he's just gonna laugh and say you okay you okay but Michael is very confident so he's gonna have a crack why don't you test it out yeah yeah let's test it out so Michael is going to call Greg right now and try and convince him that he legitimately wants to do experiment sexually with him sounds so stupid Michael wants Greg sex let's let's get a roll on okay yeah yeah you can talk if it's um it's on private so if he doesn't answer then you just leave it okay hi this is Greg you've gone take your pet okay hi you've reached Greg sorry I can't get the phone right now please leave a message and I'll get back to you shortly thank you my name Alicia I have two son and one tennis lesson they both five year old one so that's having sex with Greg all right guys it's the time since for you all been waiting for did you like that all right so we are stepping it up this week okay as you know Matt and Michael are both battling ferociously for this bottle of mints you see here stood before me tall and high and I have decided that for this week to win a point we will find out who is the better kisser I will receive a kiss from both Matthew and Michael and then I will judge who the better kisser is and the winner will win a tally it is currently 1 nil to Michael oh my god yes this is real this is 100% real everyone so who would like to kiss me on the lips first wait wait what do you eat like okay we can do any sort of kiss to you anything you want so we don't know what your preference is and kissing you might like lip sucks you might like pecks you might like tongue you might like you might like oral that's not kissing sort of is and then and then we go from there and you just come out after the two kisses have happened explaining it and let's just get it done because otherwise I'm gonna get scared all right paper scissors rocks you goes first oh whoever wins gets I want to go second so I can see his reaction to who goes first if you win you get to go second you're behind here Matt remember what's on the line I want you to try your best not like last week okay remember what's on the line you don't want to get too far behind in this competition we can kiss any way you want any way you want I'm ready Michael I gotta make it the way I think you'd like ready just just don't move just you stay okay what the fuck okay that's good I've won I reckon oh my god Matt you went out on a limb you went out on a limb that was abrupt but hot he's licked he's licked up the side of my face and then pecked me on the lips oh you've got red where he licked yeah his tongue is as hot as a sweltering oh I get sloppy seconds yeah baby oh man this is don't touch me by the way there's no touch it is a lot more enjoyable like sitting and watching this happen watching but yeah in the moment okay you taste all right though that's how I kiss everyone it's so strange I have to see so no I will not be closing my eyes for this okay I haven't got any active consoles so you sweet you got it you got to make eye contact it's the way it is intimacy is a part of a kiss yeah he was a lot more into you than he is me I should have wore a wig oh think of your partners all right so Michaels was just a solid peck on the lips what did you want tongue or something well it's it's I don't know what I want I just I just get kissed and then I decide what was nicer I know I've lost this okay man I was really had a high up so to be honest that you just came in a little too hot okay a little too horny and a little it was it was just a lot the ending was nice though okay ending was very nice Michael you're a bit frigid you're a bit hesitant and shy I want to be a bit more it's like I want the mix of in between both of you want my affordness yet you want the kiss yeah like I want to be someone who's a bit more confident just going for it okay not not puckering up like a dried asshole and pressing it against me having said that though oh I can't believe he's gonna win that I will have to edge this one to Michael Michael wins the kissing competition guys he's up to nil in the competition of the season holy shit wow what a segment who knows what they'll have to do next week oh wow that yeah that was out of my comfort zone it's strange doing it on camera now we've all grown personally that's just us three here we'll be back with chest bro hey everyone look look who it is we have the one the only chest bra on the podcast okay he's fucking come on he's here now the some of you may not know who he is all right because there's probably not many fucking fitness people who follow what we do let's be on there's a few there's a few you'd be surprised boys come on all right okay there's heaps of fitness people much better much better so everyone knows who chest bra is not so chest bra what's up my man how are you doing man I'm pretty fucking tired man I just got off a plane jumped out ordered a fucking car rental at the airport came straight back one an hour 45 minute drive in the traffic but I mean I'm here I'm happy to be here thanks for having me on your pod yeah no worries man you know like watching your guys videos over the last year or two and you guys make me fucking laugh and you can answer it's um it's an honor to be here and it's cool always to like mingle with them like-minded influences like in that kind of space doing this kind of stuff so I think that's the first time anyone said that they've been honored to be on our podcast yeah wow yeah usually it's a shame your health and statue yeah I mean it's it's it's end of the day it's it's it's the mindset and what's in here man I don't really care about that superficial shit even though like contrary to popular belief so it's just nice to be able to mix with different industries and people and just learn and grow and that's what I'm all about and that's what I'm trying to do in the fitness space just trying to push outside of just fitness and evolve and move over and do other hit other industries and do other kind of stuff yeah so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so so for those people who don't know who you are so just tell everyone like who you are what you do and and how you what and yeah what you do with your life um okay fuck what do I start so many ways I could do this well my name not many people know my actual fucking name there's no mistress but my name is said to gave it subversion that's Russian right is that Russian it's I was born in Russia and raised in Russia but I'm Kurdish by background I mean I basically consider myself Australian man cuz like I didn't really grow up with Russians I didn't really grow up with Kurds either and so I just I feel Aussie but like you know I don't know man it's I have a very mixed background so whatever man I don't really that shit doesn't really matter to me but I guess what we're gonna say about myself yes around 2008 2007 I'd say me and my brother as most of you guys already knows is we started social media on the social media space just documenting our lives were like two young kids at the time was it you should what you do first was it YouTube it was Facebook actually and actually even before Facebook we're on my space man I remember and I'll go to show you guys my profile because I was on my space and I look completely different I had long blonde hair like down to like my shoulders I had like a little goatee I was into like rock music and shit like that oh wow I had like like I was into like death metal and rock rock music and like my my space profile was all like centered around that kind of stuff like just to show that kind of like side to me I was like a bit of an emo kid grew up like skateboarding and just doing like all sorts of like weird things I was always a weed kid I'm just a weed body building you know it's like kind of vibe stood out weird weird is yeah you guys are definitely weird but I mean weird is good weird stands out you know so yeah man so me and my brother at the time we're in the space on social media when social media was first being birthed my space Facebook at the time as is was really really big and you could you get a could you get a following on my space back in the day because we never even did the whole space thing I mean I had a little bit man like I think I was like 17 when I started my space and I would have had like and what just posting what I had like yeah photos mostly just photos I'd like 15,000 photos on 15,000 followers at 17 years of age I didn't know that you could like grow so what you post a photo and then it would like you would go viral or actually it was so fucking long ago I actually don't remember how it happened that's all I remember from my 20 years ago there was that dude that was literally friends the creator Tom was the creator and he was friends with everyone he's everywhere said all the friends profile pictures like yeah yeah back at his computer desk or whatever happened to Tom what is he gone I don't know I think Mark Mark Zuckerberg killed him Mark Zuckerberg sucked him bro he's wearing a gimp outfitting Zuckerberg's basement probably got him hanging if he's in his basement somewhere no one's heard from you so yeah man we started on the social media thing moved from Facebook to YouTube and then just started I started blowing up I started blowing up after him and then he brought us into the limelight he was kind of like if you would have put in any kind of way he was like the lead singer of a rock band and I would have been like probably like the bass guitarist and then everyone else dubbed the aesthetics crew at the time would have been like the drummers or the roadies and everything like that that's how I like to look at it and at the time we yeah we just started to catch flame and catch heat as was super super popular and super big leading a huge movement of our empowering just young men into fitness and health and just like being the best versions of themselves and you know he left an imprint in people's hearts and then as we all know we you know I lost him we all lost him a long time ago 2011 and here I am 2023 still going still pumping still living the dream living out his legacy whilst also living out and writing my own yeah it's been a crazy ride man I don't know how I'm still alive oh really I actually don't know I'm still here what you what you've had near death experiences plenty really plenty let's hear one oh dude yes we love any death experience we've got we've got heaps too oh my god there was a one there was one time in Melbourne when I was how old was I was probably like 23 or 24 I was actually telling our JJ the story on the way here just in a nightclub I had a girlfriend at the time super cute girl had asked grabbed in front of me by like a bunch of dudes not gonna say what background and they were just to argue semantics and all that kind of stuff but she had asked grabbed in front of me and I was kind of like I didn't really do anything about it at the time but my mate ended up like brawling with this dude in the club this dude essentially knew a lot of other dudes came down to the club waited for us with the short sawn-off shotguns in their car holy fuck and were they like bikies or something associates of but not quite like he's just just little crazy cunts like pretty much yeah and just yeah just a lot of shit went down what do they aim at you or anything no no but they pulled it out of their boot and they held it out of us and we fucking ran down the streets I remember we're getting thrown bottle bottles thrown at us and this guy pulled out this sawn-off shotgun out of his boot in a baseball band we're just getting chased I was young man I was probably like 25 at the time I'm just turned 37 so it was fucking crazy man you should have just slung him your girlfriend and legged it let him have I actually she fucking know we jumped in the car and then she fucking drove up like a gutter in the pavement the front of the car fully got fucked and we drove the car with like the front end of the bumper and a flat left tire but we ended up getting away from these guys and then these guys still like kind of like found out where we live but nothing really happened because we you people that spoke to people that spoke to their people their people spoke to our people ended up diffusing the whole situation yeah voucher this guy they're good they're fine they're good kids leave them alone everything sweet one of those kind of situations so when you fuck with those scary guys you're like fuck are they coming for me yeah especially they know where you live yeah so you kind of have to let them grop your girlfriend there's nothing you can I could do nothing about it the guy who groped and I was like I'm like dude you want to grab her ass you can grab her just don't grab mine and just like I'm all I'm all totally sweet without my mates at the times or a bit more a little bit more crazy yeah that ego especially when you're younger there's that instant yeah yeah talk did you have a did you have a following by that point as well so yeah yeah I did I did and I'd always get like flexed on but like flexed on by like a lot of these other guys and all the time it was mostly like a jealousy and an envy kind of thing I was always like kind of just nice and a little bit quiet and I don't know a lot of people like would step on me and shit like that and and I don't know man I just kind of let it happen you know it's just I was kind of shy and kind of quiet and yeah I had people that had my back though they're looking out for me and they were the ones who always kind of like taking over my fights and looking after me because they saw like when I when I lost my brother I don't know I felt like this like feeling like no one ever said anything to around like to me like the people around me around me at the time but I felt like this feeling of like being protected by like my close circle of boys and that they just didn't want to see any harm come to me because we were all like homies at the time all friends so it's just it was a weird dynamic man but half of those fuckers like I don't even talk to now they all went their separate ways yeah sort of you know you get successful and then shit changes and then people turn on you and jealousy ensues and it's just it's crazy man and I'm sure you guys have probably experienced it as well with people growing up and you know you're rising on the ladder and your name gets out there and then people turn your back and your best friend you thought he's a best friend fucks on you and blah blah blah blah yeah yeah yeah it's so cool definitely gets smaller as you over I reckon oh yeah my circle is people that you know I can mutually benefit off and then from there you build long-lasting relationships you know because like what's the point in being friends with people just for the sake of being friends these days really apparently supposed to be doing ayahuasca soon you are you're gonna do yeah yeah first have you guys done it before no we've done DMT but not like a mushrooms and you guys would you guys do ayahuasca one day I reckon me ten years ago for sure but like these days suck a deluxe I'm sort of taking it a step back on but man have you done like DMT or done I've done DMT but I didn't really have like I don't know if it was like I didn't break through yeah I didn't know I didn't know I didn't try I just had like have you done mushes or acid I've done acid but I've never done mushes yeah well yeah it's gonna flip your life around I'm kind of scared to do a man because I know some people like some famous people that have done it and they're fucking completely changed and yeah part of me like get scared like dude what if I do it and like I have an epiphany and I'm like I don't want to do this body building gig no more I don't want to be famous I don't want to do any of this shit I just want to live a fucking life and then I end up just completely doing a 180 and that shit kind of like scares me but at the same time like I'm super intrigued yeah curiosity killed the cat you know I'm super intrigued like we only live once man like yeah what's not to say that it doesn't help me for the better yeah smokers and cocaine users that do it and like it's a 50% rate of quitting that the you know drug of choice that's like keeping them addicted which is crazy yeah we should do it next week on the podcast we'll have it at the beginning and see how we are we'll be vomiting everywhere because apparently you have like a massive yeah everything yeah she vomited piss all at the same time apparently that is a website video we're filming tomorrow yeah basically what is it tell me about it so our website we just post all our like super fuck shit because you know social media is a rumble no no no we talk about how fuck social media is become dude I posted something on my Instagram yesterday you remember this one JJ I posted something on my Instagram yesterday and bro like okay most of it was good feedback I was a video where I basically said that men handle trauma differently to women who the hell really hates women everyone loves women women love women and men love women Matt you hate women you like do nothing wrong with that too well he did kiss me before you came I'm not gonna get kissed social media has gotten any opinion that's against the main narrative we sort of read the situation a few years ago and then started our subscription website we post videos that we want to make anymore it's fucking social media is just we make children's content now dude I mean I'm at that point in life to where it like yeah dude we should probably fucking do a rumble account so I want to do a rumble yeah yeah you know what I mean and fresh and fit the podcast on was on rumble because like dude I want to be myself I want to like say things that sort of just fitness and aesthetics and bodybuilding because there's so much more to me so much more than I want to spread to the world like we're at the age boys we're like we want to spread a message like yeah like you guys do the comedy and all shit like that but there's a hidden message behind everything you're doing you know what I mean and you guys can reach a larger audience so if you've got that power to do so like why wouldn't you why would just keep yourself capped and be PG this social PG guy that's just following the narrative like this feels now just even talk now yeah one of the videos that we've come up with is we want to see if you can how many bodily functions you can do at the same time so like we'll try and shit piss vomit bleed cry cry can you piss and come at the same time or no cuz it comes at the same time wow that's a great question holy shit they'd write down on that for your fucking little notes to the next video well we've gotta like like I had a friend that was able like jerky's dick on a floppy and just like jackoff and come that even getting a heart on like super quick was fucking well I never saw it but he told me about it I believe yeah yeah I think either come comes or piss comes come his compass come but it's the same hole yeah yeah but I think there's like a section that stops it yeah yeah yeah have you ever had sex with a chick and like you're gonna come I've never knew maybe yesterday but anyway like have you ever have you ever fucked a chick and like you didn't piss before you had sex and then you feel like the feeling of needing to piss and you're like am I gonna come and piss at the same time try that it might work oh I'm just in the kissing in the check is that possible I reckon it would imagine I reckon it if I was a girl I would get a dude to piss in just to see what it feels like you guys exactly how imagine you guys back to Sydney you know it comes a bit but if you pierced it goes forever it's like you should see my semen shots are like two droplets these days bro all the steroids my nuts are like raisins yeah I'm not sure blanks but almost like I guess you can almost say that I'll show you later really how do you fix that are you worried about that I mean in from an aesthetical point of view like it makes my cock look even better and bigger like really who likes big dangly nuts like I like big hairy dangly balls yeah fuck them and might like swing down my legs and they got hair longer than my fucking wig hair I forgot what this I forgot the sound of like having your ball slapping against a chick as you're going doggy I can't remember what that sounds like this for me whoa and then you can hear like the washing of the sand and it slaps her in the chin oh my god underneath like a pendulum okay what about like instead of you pissing in the girl you get the gold piece on you so you're in there well that's just like a golden shower yeah you mean piss while you're in he makes your pisses that's a good that's so much you try you know no no again like I'm just gonna mention my boy over there JJ because we were looking at this fucking graph and it's called an iceberg and it shows all the fucked up things on the internet from the most like wholesome beautiful things like a Disney movie to like a Serbian film you ever seen the movie a Serbian film and then like like videos are let it like beheading an ogre she's like it's like and it's called the iceberg I was like on tiktok you showed me I had nightmares man because I watched the hostel and he was like that's just like the tip of like that's just like at the baseline that's like not even below the iceberg below the iceberg is like where the dark web and all the fuck I remember back in the day when real fucking shows people would cut their dicks in half and jerk off from the base of the dick I fucking come across those videos I don't know how like I've done that can I see I'll show you the video it's on our website well you nailed your nuts or something we haven't we haven't fucked with our junk yet but we do do some fuck shit on the way about foreskin stuff yeah we don't we don't show it it's not really nudity it's like there's a bit of like scattiness to it because it's a bit of shit it's gross but it's which it's trying to be comedy you know science so it's like you know we'll tempt things like does like pineapple make you come taste sweeter then you know you'll jerk off in a cup without then you eat pineapple all day and then you'll jerk off in that thing and then you'll try and it's like like scientific and we test it and it fully does work I mean did you guys have to do that you could just ask it like you could just ask a girl you have to test the theory then you have to you know do you trust the girl that's fucking sure that's pretty you know you can eat we wanted to save world hunger like because we're sick of everyone going I've got no food so hungry you just eat corn and you swallow the corn hole and then you shit the corn out and you can re-eat the corn because the corn would the corn come out it that this is corn comes out fully whole if you okay what if you ate a corn cob yeah shut out the corn ate the corn again that's what we did that's and it came out the same ending well you could recycle forever we didn't we only did it once because we can you know have other foods if we want but for like you know people who don't have any corn just give them one cob of corn last some whole year I reckon life surely there'd be a point where like eating the same like corn cob like that there is a trick if you don't like hit some acid and digest as long as here's the trick like you're not gonna get to chew and enjoy it and then they just go through and you I don't know might not be that nutritional but at least you feel full what do you guys think of this shit that's really interesting yeah well that's what we've got you guys get on the DMT and just like think of ideas like how do you guys like no we haven't done DMT or you guys just very creative yeah we just come up with banger ideas like that holy shit maybe you could try the dick in the pussy and see you can piss and comment like whatever piss and piss at the same time piss on piss fucking yeah I'm sure there's stuff like that in the dark web anyway so if someone has a footage of that send it to Matt Browns one one one one one on Instagram if someone had they can find a video of having sex and pissing at the same time send it to Matt Brown please welcome Matt last year they put me out and send him the most the worst videos you could ever find what did you receive oh I've got cartel killings all kinds of stuff I've seen shit like that it's horrible man oh man there was even there was horrible yeah tell me offline man Jesus Christ that's what you were telling me yesterday man yeah like that one Christchurch guy who went around like I saw the video of the dude in Christchurch my soul was like crying on the inside watching it man I'm like these poor people man I've got goosebumps now look at that just thinking about it like that's like and they're keeping that motherfucker in jail kill him it's a great idea for a light like I know it's terrible what he did but like for as a if you want to be known and everyone remember you yeah like man no one's gonna click off I guess I think a lot of people have done that shit and then eventually it just gets taken off the web yeah no this one's still on there why watch the three days ago in recording shit you can find it definitely yeah I remember watch that I saw like a little knife in the beheading like this yeah really dig into the neck I think everyone's kind of seen some of this stuff out of curiosity sometimes there's stages in your life where you kind of want to shark attack was going around that was in Sydney man I stayed away from that was gnarly shark took his leg off then he's like fucking swimming one leg two arms and it comes back takes his the rest of his half of his body and then finishes him off I'm like people are standing there filming I'm like dude if I saw that honestly I would turn my head around I think I'd like start trying to throw rocks at the shark and just scream imagine if you got the guy accidentally he just sinks to the bottom of the rock I'm sorry that was like that happened like an hour from my house very close yeah I've swam at that beach really apparently that guy swam out and back he was a he was a professional swimmer I believe he was getting ready to do like a like some sort of swimming isn't that running try to involve swimming because there's three of them cycling running and swimming okay cool there is a triathlon maybe maybe on the wrong one here okay cool but yeah so he was training for that and yeah man man just got fucking fucked up so how would you feel Matt and just I'm just throwing it out if we if we give chest bro your phone oh fuck it's filming we can't but how about right how about how about we let we let chest bro message of our mighty Michael account Ilar and say hey this is Matt and then chest bro can craft a message magic interesting that organizes a date wait you haven't got a date yet well he's he's too sharp ask he's not very well I could sit in your face why are you doing this I just don't talk to me man I don't think she wants to what makes you think that I feel like I get forced into it by them that probably doesn't make it any better yeah you said you wanted to eat honey chicken out of her arse because you wanted me to say that okay oh man I understand your your your predicament here they put you in a position where you kind of just like forced to kind of make a move oh fuck if you do it or you don't you're a bitch so you kind of have to do something I have to make this shit I'm just not ready to go on a date yet well my background is for that just recently separated from say that again I've just recently separated from like my last girlfriend how long ago like a week do you still love it oh yeah because it was it was like a mutual separation she's moved like far away okay so is it more like you need to just give it some time yeah I just need some time okay that's for enough I don't think there's anything look look look when I'm gonna pressure you Matt look but nice nice way out of it if Matt that's crafty he's crafty I like this guy if Matt what what approach should Matt take eventually I'm all for advice if you yeah some advice for the brown to catch his fish have you like how long have you known her for what a year yeah about a year and we've only hung out a couple of times like I've like obviously went to the second about two parties together but we've only really hung out twice we got her on the podcast once we surprised Matt and it was very awkward and hilarious you only hang out twice yeah she's come on two different podcast episodes okay interesting interesting and she's gonna see this so how's that gonna help you I have no idea you guys funny man that's what I'm dealing with that's what I'm dealing with they tell they tell their fans to message her the weirdest shit that's great but even if I tell you she's gonna know the game plan so it's like what the fuck she might go watch this bit we don't send her this bit yeah just re-send her the first bit again the first bit that we recorded about eating honey chicken out stop that all right well look look yeah it's it's it's the long game Matt so I mean we're all here to support you and um you know we just want you to be happy I have sex I think what would you what would you honestly as long as you got these two geese around you it's not gonna happen oh putting where we're trying to go from the angle like honestly approach just straight in there that's my exact feeling and he just maybe maybe just like you can win her through obviously there's just a fumerous fucking um exactly must get that you guys are doing you know get it get it with the funny guy acts yeah see I think that's I think he thinks it's a joke and it's just and because we're being so outrageous you'll stand out as a nice guy it's not a joke I do like maybe yeah a little bit oh send that to us send that to us there you go that that could be it that was a really sweet heart comment I can see you were vulnerable then and that's sexy that's high girls like that girls like honestly I look your walls down if you want to kiss me again I'm here honestly I have the weirdest burner right now that was cute man I felt that I that could totally work yeah and she's watching this like you got to give my boy a shot here man come on that was sweet get a picnic for you set it up yeah but I mean other than that dude persistence is everything man so it really depends on um if you keep chasing you keep chasing you keep chasing like I I genuinely think that you get the girl in the end like a bulldog can't you gotta be like a fucking bulldog with this grip on a fucking bit of steak right well look man like I think honestly keep doing it keep doing it keep doing it but um are you gonna tell me to hit the gym the gym helps well look that's something I wanted to ask you this is something I want to ask you physical appearance does help yeah yeah it's a it's a it's a it's a door opener so I melted a little bit when you came in the room so so you know we have a lot of I like that we have a lot of a fan base that that doesn't know much about gym so for your every every day average joe what what would something really what's what's one thing that they can do to with with maximum results like what's one thing everyone can do that will provide good results like good something easy something like you know something one lifestyle change that you would recommend that would have a big result hmm I mean like I know there's many but I mean do you exercise very lightly like I do one such was I can't say one but let me say two exercise minimum four to five days a week for an hour a day and in your situation and I don't mean this in any disrespect eat eat less food all right there eat less food so what it's just eat less and exercise more yeah because in um in your situation that'll help you to shed that body fat and then you'll get leaner you don't essentially you don't have to be like a big muscular guy to be attractive to females lean in fact it is in fact like a lot of the time like chicks are kind of intimidated by big muscular guys and I feel like you reach a certain point where it's just like it actually has the adverse effect you know what I'm saying so I feel like just like just training and just giving yourself that four five days a week in the gym for like an hour a day doing what though like because a lot of people don't like they go to the they've never been to the gym like well I guess yeah for your fan base then I would say um you know keep it keep it to basics you don't even have to go and train like a bodybuilder you can just go in there and jump on the treadmill for half an hour go get yourself like a get the heart rate up get like a nice jog going on and just you know get a bit of sweat going on and then I feel like you could probably hit the weights like full body circuit in like 30 minutes doesn't have to be anything could do like specific zumba any kind of body movement helps dancing zumba stretching yoga running weights all synonymous with physical health and exercise is it going to get harder and harder for me to shed that as I get old I'm I'm a year behind I'm 36 um it gets harder but there's no age limit on when to start like a journey of self are you going to be are you going to is there do you have like a time when you're not going to fucking do roads and shit anymore I'm going to stay on for the rest of my life really yeah is that is that is there any side effects from that aside from the small small balls yeah there's a few like mood swings uh you can get bitch tits if you don't know what you're doing if you use too much or you can grow like literally you don't have to take something else to make sure that you don't yeah so like it's like the body's like a like a like a feedback mechanism if you put something in there you're going to have to put something in there to stop an adverse effect happening so yeah everything that you put in you're going to have to like subsidize with something else to stop like the bad effects happening or just run like a less dosage but I mean in terms of like fitness and health it's just easy man I guess a really basic advice is just get the body moving and um maybe drop the junk food and replace it for like organic clean food vegetables um you know your your protein so like your your fish and your chicken breast and your steaks and I know it sounds boring in mundane guys like it is just but eating the same kind of food every day that's just clean and like nutritious and eventually over time it becomes like a habit and a routine like anything in life yeah like anything and then your brain is just a custom and programmed to being that way so everyone else is like for example looking at me like how the fuck do you eat oatmeal every morning with like six eggs on and so on and but the thing is like I look forward to that you know what I mean I don't know anything else because I've been doing it for so exactly so if like carbs the hardest part is to start I find like oh I'll get healthy and then I'll eat carbs and then it's just the gut comes back how the fuck do you get rid of the gut like just don't eat carbs do you guys drink much no not anymore we used to be massive massive piss heads but we've we've reigned it right in over the last like two three years holidays we got a bit cheeky yeah and then over the yeah we have like five six week break at the end of the year and then sometimes but even after the last holiday break we're like fuck doing that anymore um because like we get like we get older now shit gets body takes longer to recover like I used to just be able to fucking eat clean for a week and then notice a massive difference now it's like I mean I feel you man I mean that's even for people that uh in my space like at this uh at the level that I'm at like it doesn't get easy actually gets harder but like I said before just um once you start putting those practices in of you know having that routine it's really hard at the start it's super hard even for me now if I stopped training and eating the way I did for a month and just and I have like I competed um in a bodybuilding contest last year I won my pro card and after that I went overseas and partied like an animal when crazy started drinking eating like a lots of like nice like crazy food ribs burgers ice cream chips laws I went mental and just my relationship with food turned really like insane because of that like really restrictive period of dying and it was super hard for me to come back into a clean eating regime so the whole point I'm trying to make is it's going to be hard at the start it's going to be really hard and I eat bread yeah I love bread yeah are you going to stop eating bread it's calories in versus calories out so if you're eating more food than you're burning off energy through body movement then you're going to store more fat that sounds so science it is it is there's a lot of science you know how like like even like guys like Joe Rogan and stuff they just have a little bit of test oh they're all on steroids yeah yeah so yeah so as you get older right your test levels naturally start dropping yeah man I so so if we started just having a little bit of fucking it'll change your life really it'll make your life better like I'm 37 can test be bad can I get cancer um no now you're so you're so your brother he's he was like I still remember like James was talking to me because James was a massive Ziz fan did you know he was one of the first like the book because he's had a book out didn't he yeah it wasn't his book it was just some some people that um you took some of his workout programs and diet plans and put it into a book and then I think it was called Ziz's um I can't I didn't even know what it was called yeah I figured what it was called but he essentially he didn't make the book someone made the book of him with his like diet plans and like training program and like a few other things yeah yeah James was a big Ziz fan so told James that yeah as didn't write that that book I'm sorry to break it to him but everything on the book was from us but the book wasn't made by him something sense yeah of course um yeah so so you know Ziz from the outside looked super healthy he looked like he knew what he was doing all the time looked like he ate very well so so what he definitely so what actually happened to Ziz like how did he like what was the diagnosis of how he I actually did a podcast on this with Bradley and I'll say the same thing to you guys it's actually something that I can't really talk about due to my parents wishes so okay oh yeah yeah eventually I mean I do want to like tell people it's like a huge burden on my shoulder but I always say for people to read between the lines and I think most people kind of know but it's just something like I actually can't say on camera yeah that's totally fine all right well to finish with we would like to see if you're up for it of course go on if you could bench Michael oh how much do you weigh Michael well he's the widest 82 82 yeah how am I gonna do this it will have to be on the floor though okay I look to do that yeah I'm totally down for this all right bench him okay how are we gonna turn him into a um he's gonna be a stiff he's a lanky fucker isn't he how the fuck can do this bench okay all right let me just I'm gonna have to grab your ass man I hope you don't mind he'll love that okay all right let's go oh god wow yeah Michael's balls touch his hands if there was a handle yeah he got two solid reps there man technically that is a success he's a hundred penises success brah we can do it after you can do a whole stiff bar I'm watching your videos to benching you in your own um your own podcast studio yeah well there you go who the fuck am I Jesus Christ all right all right I am I am I am they call me the son of Zeus oh wow the son of Zeus I can see that you like that one yeah I love that it's lightning the lightning bolts I know you like that one yeah it was good what's Matt the son of it's cute Matt don't involve me yeah what are you the son of Greg Greg's my dad's son of Greg son of Greg shout out to Greg what would you think this is before you yeah yeah what do you think this is by the way can I pick it up and look at it I wouldn't no no I wouldn't just don't open it I pick it up trust me on this do not pick it up do not open it just don't pick it up trust me do not kill the cat this is this is the centerpiece I don't okay you guys have pranksters yeah they're pranksters I am a normal-ish guy okay I ain't gonna touch it then but let me think can I look at it yeah yeah stand up and have a look observe it you can get as close to what I say do not touch it I'm curious oh I know exactly what he's going on I don't want to grab it to get myself no no no well he's kind of right it is very shocking very shocking but not in an electrocution to kind of way don't don't touch oh god look I'll move it around for you I don't you can see the sediment at the bottom it is all it is all having so so the camera can see it's in the mic firstly I want to take you to build up that many loads and secondly how many people used in that and thirdly like I got so many questions I think I think that's probably like oh man you can have a guess at how many loads but we will tell you after off air because I can smell it for me oh dude I'm sorry if we open that we'd clear the room no no no no no because I'm ruined for the rest of the podcast I think that's probably I'm gonna so you got the exact number of giz loads in there okay oh yeah we got it do I win a prize if I guess all right do we do actually yeah really yeah if he gets it well yeah yeah can I have two guesses by the way we saw everyone's comments on the last week's podcast there was someone that were quite close keep guessing though no one's guessing yeah okay um can you give me a clue on how long it took you to amass to that amount of seaman brown well now he knows who it is um so it took what was a most of last season yeah it's been in there like six months let's say six months a bit longer I say I've been there about nine months it took you nine months to build it up or you just in a no it was just like sometimes you'd forget and you're like I'll fuck you know I'm gonna put it in the now before I guess great but off the menu or fucking before I guess would you like to joke into a funnel and then put it yeah okay cool I'm gonna guess and say otherwise it makes a mess I'm gonna guess and say how is this so fucking liquidy didn't it freeze up it all goes down to the bottom it's very interesting there's the kind of signs that we like to do it's very interesting I'm fucking intrigued if you if you juggle it around a bit it goes it goes back to normal yeah because like you know when you like have you ever joked off in a bathtub under water and you come looks like a spider web it's exactly what it looks like at the bottom that's why you straight away when you live I'm like that's same man I thought it was might be like fecal matter or piss or something I'm like and the color the color but I'm going to guess and say 655 that's a lot it's a lot we'll tell you that is incorrect but we'll tell you the exact amount can you okay am I close can you tell me we'll tell you I'm gonna tell you I can't say it's yeah it's like it's like guess how many jelly beans in the jar game we got going how many loads in the now I'm just gonna fucking keep wandering until this podcast is over can you whisper to me I'll take this off someone or librae someone or librae I don't know why I want to know the fans are good the fans are good okay okay you can't even tell me if I was close can I take a second guess yeah go on one more guess okay 250 no no okay okay yeah no but better better okay cool all right that's just a lot of come oh I'm thinking about how much come I would feel like I have like two droplets of cum yeah that's why it's oh man no that would be way less than two feet I'm gonna say like a hundred because like a semen of a normal testicle testicles would be way more than that of an anabolic stereo user yeah well I would probably take like 600 fucking loads to fucking fill that up I'm I'm still I'm still dropping out some good heavy loads yeah so yeah I can see that yeah full full yummy anyway all right let's let's let's move along now just very welcome to stay here for the Q&A we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna answer some questions from last week's episode that the brown has carefully prepared so it is time for Q&A if you want us to answer any questions that you have please comment them on the muddy Michael fully actual youtube channel and go through and like other questions that you want us to answer because we answered the most likes questions first bomb break all right it's your time to shine now Matt Brown this is it let's get it man this is your time to shine Matt Brown don't let me down boy I prepared stuff I like that all right um top question yeah top question went to Jirex Jirex um question for the podcast can we get an actually proper chair for the brown I want the podcast to go for at least 10 more seasons and with Matt having a fucked back halfway through would be really shit no no Matt will sit on the ground oh he's gonna get a new chair soon yeah episode five yeah well maybe even before that and to give you some context um chest bro we got Matt sits on the floor currently usually unless we've got a chair or a shit chair of some kind but at the moment I've just got a mat have you been upgraded to the couch then why are you waiting on this couch? only because of you oh because we have a guest here yeah if I came in and you're on the floor I'd be like what why you sitting on the ground it'd be a very odd thing to see and I'm kind of funny on that mat this one here no it's like under us it's like a children's play mat interesting toys so you upgraded to a couch just for now I'm just because of you if you weren't here before you were here he was on the floor why you got so cruel to him well it's just he's got to earn his stripes it's it's is that what it is he's got to earn his stripes the ground I like that I like that I like that I like that every industry has their stripes to build okay okay exactly right that's very interesting um uh next one so rick adieu rickadier um he uh wants to send us this shirt I'm wearing um I wanted to give him a quick shout that we thank you for that shirt that he made main house main house that's how long my neck is that's a real photo all right next question is from matty 5076 um what has been the favorite season of the podcast of film for you guys I think every season that's just been getting better and better yeah last season was definitely like this one's so sick now like yeah look at this look at this what we have we have reclining catches this is fucking crazy so that's what you're that's what you're trying to work up to yeah so we yeah no that's our old you're on our old one they won't never say never man you don't know bro don't know oh I feel like yeah season four and we have a feeling that this season's gonna be um the best yet but you know first two episodes it was still a bit rusty you know even the beginning of this podcast was a bit like it's just was it's big day like fucking 12 weeks off it's a podcast it's something you got to keep doing you know otherwise you're fucking how long you guys been doing the pod for this is year number five so four years we got 160 apps in the bank damn okay real fucking hell does youtube pay well for that whatever podcast no we none of our videos are ever monetized yeah I don't think you can monetize this kind of story enough it's hard you're really gonna be you're really gonna speak g-rated to again and for those youtube employees watching that's not bodybuilding is fun let's lift weights and eat clean food yeah and do some pranks and ejaculate into a bottle yeah no that's not what that is sorry it's mints remember yeah it's fake calm mints all right next question is from calissa adams what was the worst gift you got over the christmas period um what did you get during remember our friends must you got you always get something fucked i don't i don't remember it i think i got like remember you got scrunchies you know one about six dollars no but the gift that you brought to the friends the gift i gave for the friends what did you get oh it was stupid like cheap lollies cheap cookies everything like from a two dollar shop really shit stuff yes i think you got it bro i know i had it for a bit i think you ended up with it i ended up with power puff girl coffee mugs that's not bad that's a good plan that's pretty good you can use that as bait i don't think i got any christmas presents really i'm like don't buy me presents i don't buy you presents kind of guy yeah me and my sister yeah i used to be like it's like it's like a wage i just tell everyone around it's so much easier you don't have to worry about shit yeah yeah yeah it's just such a stressful period but um who knows maybe next year i'll change that yeah this is a perfect question for all three of you um it's from steven hunt 484 um if you boys with a marriage hi my cunt steven steven hunt oh steven hunt i know someone named my cunt my cunt it's calling let's call him right now i don't have this number but we will call someone similar um if you boys with a marriage counsellor's on maths what advice would you give to the struggling couples oh man i just recently last night or the night before started watching this shit i couldn't know i gave in i gave in and it is fucked it makes me poison i start yelling at the screen i start just i kiss i like spit hate i spit so much hate amaz is looking at me like what happened to you and i'm like yeah i know i gotta stop and you know what i've decided pisses me off the most about that show what is it the fucking psychiatrists themselves the oh every the man is the worst he's so fucked he's just like this squawking like i like him and then there's the the skinny girl who just has a tone of a caron that just annoys me more than anything and then there's the like the the spanish love bird thing in the middle and it's just it's too much i can't fucking stand them so what would your advice be to these couples don't go on the fucking show don't go on that show i think for me i'd take it case by case i'd sit them down i'd get the other psychologists around i'd assess their whether at mentally and i'd give case by case advice but yeah i would definitely collaborate with the other therapists because they are experts they're fucking experts i mean i'm not yes they are michael that is quite a success rate but i get people put them together okay man and wow like it's it's good drama to watch but it is just so i mean i've personally haven't watched it man i've heard so much about it and now just hearing like some more bad shit about it just sounds like fucking a cesspool i swear they did they fucking it's it's just a whole like bunch of bullshit for like fame grabbing it just goes on there to get famous no one really wants to marry anyone like like let's be real like yeah yeah no one like they become famous in way especially like some of them really just destroy their own character by like the things they say and what they do what kind of stuff do they say and do well like imagine you get thrown into a marriage with a chick and then like that chick is just like a head case like my skills or like you're the head case that's cut like is just like sort of gas lining so they just bring out and they'll like highlight your faults and in your arguments they'll take that would love to make an example out of me imagine i went on there you should go on there do you guys want to sign me up dude marty got asked you want to sign me up on there marty got asked to go on the show he got asked a few years ago why'd you say no because you just get pigeon holders like a man what are you okay can we what do you guys think they would pigeonhole meers oh you they're bodybuilding freak aggressive bodybuilder guy yeah they go on stereo times okay what would my story be i want to be on here boy you'd be a you'd be a fuck boy and you'd be fucking all the bitches you'd be but fucking one and they'd been treating on the other fucking one you'd fuck that one out of there and they'd all want to fuck you every fucking dinner party i'm just looking for love though just want one girl and then they'd green screen you CGI hitting a woman what they would be a big muscular guy they do all the guys and they did do that and cheats and beats up women i could so see it yeah and your wife would be upset because you're at the gym every day and instead but i am at the gym that actually happens that's true that really does happen and but i put my meals and training priority before like even my family yeah i wasn't joking marty did i start off if marty went on i always told him i wanted to at the wedding if it's like a picture marty at the wedding on the first episode they're at the beach they do their vows and as marty goes to do his vows he just does some like gibberish and then just turns into the water and then i'm like a kilometer that would be so funny oh my god and never comes back to the show we we considered that we considered that but that would be the final sign of contract saying that you can't do that essentially can't you can't well what if you do what can they do i think money and yeah they just they just they wouldn't air it and then they just get fine out of your ass all right and they take over your socials yeah um i remember one of they do yeah i had a friend go on married actually my mate um brent uh from overseas yeah he went on it and then everything was posting sounded so fucking like scorn in weird he's like hey guys catch me today having a drama with Sharon i'm like what yeah there's just some weird shit and i'll inbox him and just never got a reply and then he just got his blue tick out of no i'll be trying to get this fucking blue tick ever since i was fucking born did you tell me how you got yours i don't know yeah woke up bang blue fuck fuck you guys working for that thing a whole life or you have to get like news articles i've got heaps on me bro good bad more bad but plenty of good too yeah you know yeah bodybuilder gets arrested for steroids this and that bodybuilder gets charged for drug possession i'm like fuck man i just had two pills on me that's all i had next double drop next one all right we'll do one more um and then we'll move on um uh so final question how did i just off drum roll um last one is from ed boy con one one um how have you guys not been cancelled from social media yet i don't know man it's probably coming it's probably coming it'll get it'll like the world gets more said it'll happen yeah i feel like in like five years someone will look back at something that we've posted and then take that oh look you said this five years ago and then even even with like kevin heart like a while ago but he did um like a stand-up comedy like ten years ago like saying how he doesn't want his son to be gained that'll be the worst thing in the world and then apparently he had to make like a full it was a tweet it was a tweet i'll make sure someone dug ups man like it's it's it's funny like he didn't lose his like he was gonna be the oscar yeah cut him yeah yeah like i think the key is to just just be yourself not like and not worry about it not apologize when you do get cancelled everyone sort of goes shit i gotta say sorry but i mean didn't logan paul apologize was a logan or jake paul that was the latest one right yeah recently logan yeah he like cried or something and just like please oh that was the yeah the suicide forest thing yeah but he's an agent of the matrix man he's like oh yeah he's i mean he's just like a little puppet man like you guys are raw and real i like it but what happens when you get like if you ever make yeah i guess you get cancelled before you get to that level yeah all right yeah that's why we got the website you know we just got a community of just fucked cunts and then we just put it out you know our best work on there i do think there's gonna be a pullback eventually i do think because it's social media is now so pg like instagram's gonna get the dick and like i'll not see i'll give it two years i think it's just gonna crash and i think something is gonna come over and take its place and all these new and all these competitors social media companies and businesses are gonna come through and and give people that opportunity to actually like be able to be themselves and you know because there's gonna be competition man like facebook and and instagram and all that they're just and youtube it's just so restrictive now like it can't keep going on like this in any time in history with any kind of thing where there's so much of a pullback towards something that always kind of like pulls back the other way eventually but when that time is going to happen i don't know we shall see you got like places like or social media companies like rumble stuff yeah yeah and elon musk is doing good shit with twitter yeah isn't andrew tay like tweeting from his like jail cell yeah he's been in there for like 50 days or something what do you guys what do you guys think of that terrible do you think he's a friend do you think he's innocent well i don't know if he's innocent or not but they can't keep someone in jail for that long if there's no proof on them yeah exactly yeah it's scary it's fucking yeah Jesus yeah i guess everything's a bit scary lately yeah but anyway we won't think about that will we map no we won't but anyway it's time for something very very important firstly now we this segment is starting this this episode first time ever michael's movie reviews now last week matt and michael have very differing movie fucking taste okay matt gave michael a movie to watch over the week michael has watched it and he has taken down some notes matt thinks he's a movie connoisseur he thinks he's fucking knows everything about movies in the the face god of movies i didn't say that you you've have said that word for word i am god of movies about you anyway michael has watched the movie it was the three musketeers from like the nineties or nineteen ninety three with disney version with keitha sullen charlie sheen fuck me charlie sheen's a sick hunt yeah so not not not not anymore all right yeah so does it have like oh yeah shit just from he wasn't back then i'll tell you that much all right fuck me let's let's hear michael out and let's say he's watching so matt you love this movie you think it's a great movie i think it's good yeah all right all right so matt loves this movie he thinks it's great michael okay i had to i put it off all week i watched it last last night at like fucking 10 30 i wasn't him it went for an hour and 40 minutes you think a movie like that should be an hour and 10 hour and 20 tops full maybe i was i was so tired the last 20 minutes was so predictable and i was like what the fuck okay firstly i hate pirate films is it a pirate movie it's not a pirate film it is pirates of the caribbean but imagine a low budget back in the nineties really there's no pirates oh look like pirates there was a ship at one point on it it's a pirate film set in the time of pirate it's a fucking pirate film and i hate pirates i didn't know it was a low budget pirates of the caribbean and the pirates of the caribbean is also shit it was absolute shit i agree yeah okay oh and you i reckon you're gonna agree with this i would love to bash that redheaded cunt oh yeah the guy fight jewels at the start fucking hell yeah i had hate in my life don't lose your head wow yeah get rid of him is it dartenian his name yeah yeah i love that name yeah not the redheaded kid i don't know what his name is but he was fucking dartenian and man you can't oh just that pissed me off in popping up every now and then his face you just want to hit it dude it's one of those punch on the faces okay um one thing here i'll go you know i'll go positive right i did like that they all had long hair i thought that was cool i look like you yeah i don't know i could connect with that i relate i'm a late okay okay now this is this is strange and it blew my mind and i don't understand it this this made me think that the fucking um the simulation slash fucking the what's it theory the the the mandela effect come on why is james franco looking older in the 90s what's that got to do with the three musketeers the fucking black suited dude that's james franco and he looks like he's 60 years old the bad guy yes he looks nothing like james franco yes that's james franco that's crazy i didn't know that james franco he looks older then then he does now you never said that matt approves adrenochrome he's been drinking children's blood now okay i also i'll go something nice this is an outrageous claim i enjoyed the horse riding scenes it was fun it made me feel like i was back in the 90s the old sort of pictures the galloping that was fun i had good time when the horses were being ridden did you like the horse matt have why you like the movie that's all horse riding that was the best part of the film for me all right that's it that's the best part of the film okay um it's it's also like a really really shit version of the movie the patriot great yeah so you agree so the patriots they're both good films the patriots good that is shit if you could watch the patriot or the three musketeers what would you watch oh three both on every day i know i saw that probably the patriot yeah 100 it is a shit version of the patriot um it's also this is another thing it's like it can be three films in fucking one it's the it's the real life version so the non-animation version of shrek really matt you didn't say that either so do you guys like just there was there were scenes there were scenes where they're walking you know when the donkey and shrek shrek is the same time shrek and donk here walking to the castle you're just relating to things that i saw the same castle there was the same place they stayed out on the way to the castle boys they walked past it do you guys like give each other shitty movies to watch and that's put up he gives matt gives michael movies to watch yeah it's a new thing which i think are good like he gives me shit films and this is beyond shit mate this is oh my god now um it should be called this is fucked they they fucked up with the title it should be called the four musketeers not three because there's four of them no you're wrong again there's actually more than four there's a whole like battalion battalion of them but prove my point it's more the three musketeers the main ones famous for their musketeering yeah but that stupid boy dartenian comes in play he's got the heart of one he's got the heart of a musketeer he might have the tunic but he has a heart of a musketeer okay and his father was one he wants to be one too i know york yes so cool and the guy in black killed his father shut up so sorry and he says at the end i don't mean about the attitude your movie attitude at the end he says you're never gonna make it to that couch bro the way you're going bro you're fucking out bro yeah and my last point is just how stupid the fight scenes are i've had better fucking sword fights i don't watch this movie when i was an eight-year-old with my friends three musketeers with my friends it's a disney film too okay swashbuckling that's a sword fight what do you give it out of ten michael it's a it is a one out of ten matt what do you give it out of tea um it's not the best movie though i'll give it seven out of ten for excitement enjoyable a huge difference there like the horse riding was the best part i enjoyed the horse riding what about the comedy bits again when that redheaded spoke i'd get mad like at one point i elbowed amber and she's like what are you doing i was like i'm sorry i just so it made him hear his misses the redhead is i didn't hit her i just like jolted with anger and she was there tell it to the judge i was just oh my god i will agree with you the redhead dude is fucked i have no idea who that guy is it's like reminding me of the nesbits the family on the street that we fucked with when i was a kid it was it was nesbit as an adult but it was yeah it's fucking it feel free to watch anyone and yeah give me a right all right there you go if you've seen it please give us your rating in the comments guys because it's a one out of ten and a seven out of seven sounds like crazy right now what what movie do you want michael to watch this week well there's been a lot of chatter and i think at some point i was gonna have to dive into star wars to piss you off yes yeah let's get it over and done with that was isn't there like a hundred star wars i've never seen star wars man neither i've never seen star wars a good human being hasn't i guess i'm a good guy then and and while chatting about it we're like you know don't let you start at the beginning put you somewhere different so you're gonna watch what's the point of that you're gonna watch star wars episode six return of the jedi that's the last one it's number six it's like in the middle technically what year come out that's gonna be so hard to watch third one made of the first trilogy jesus christ so what does that mean what it was made in like the 70s or 80s in front of the 80s how is he gonna find that yeah oh you'll trust me it is weak i've got it on disney here i think i just watch on the disney channel dude so he doesn't look happy with that wait so you're gonna make me sit into star wars which is fucked i'm not gonna understand it you're not gonna understand what the fuck is going on what do you think i'm gonna do how do you how are you gonna convert me to being a star wars fan it's just enjoy it's one of the best it's it's for me my opinion the best star wars all right do you what do you give it out of 10 i give it a 10 oh for shit who knows marco you might love it oh yeah oh actually you're right how are you gonna love a movie that i'll give it a chance and the ewoks are incredible in the middle of the trilogy walks man okay no i'm gonna go in i'm gonna be less aggressive i will give it a red hot go what's that noisy makes all right i'll give it a try but fuck you all right guys so next week marco's gonna watch star wars return of the gdi right yep and there's obi one kenobi in that briefly what about abe what abe odyssey abes odyssey anakin no oh he's briefly in it is there those stupid fucking flying cars that you mean hovercraft they have the right no no there's no um that dumb right there's no there's no pod there's no pod races no okay good this is the 70s year i think it's 80s even i can't remember the year it's gonna be so i'm so glad i don't have to do that how long does it go for i don't know but if you want to watch it this weekend i will watch it with you i will probably wait till the last night i have to watch it and i'll yeah what happens if you don't watch it amber you guys just have this thing amongst yourself or you just have to watch it yeah i guess it's the michael's movies reviews okay you have you actually watch three musketeers which is so funny i mean what's to say what's to say that you watch half of it and just say you watched all of it like i was thinking that i was like no i was hoping unless you ask your questions about it seriously i had i had homework there i think you watched enough to impress me okay the ending is all for one and one for all maybe we should end our podcast like that we've got the four musketeers then yeah yeah well it is in the film it should be called that too anyway that's that i want to be a musketeer come on that's that it is a pirate film that's that all right guys that is the end of michael's movie review slow clap all right guys we're gonna finish with a prank on it thank you for calling hello darling um just calling to say if you guys have any availability for table for maybe tomorrow tomorrow night and if not tomorrow night if you guys could maybe have a table for me and the girls thursday night for tomorrow thursday night for how many for for me and six of the girls at about seven p.m. darling yes for how many people for me and six of the girls for seven girls entitled down seven people in total seven people told you so tomorrow give me one moment yeah come on i have for tomorrow i only have available at nine p.m would that work for you is is it is possible to move some someone else like liner because we've got seven seven people carrying it and we just unfortunately that is the only booking i have available okay if you like and go ahead and make the booking at nine p.m. sorry it said nine p.m. so how long excuse me how long are you guys open for darling how long is the restaurant open yeah darling how long are you guys saving food for okay because we might have to go to another restaurant down the road now and then come after two guys since you guys are so booked out till nine p.m. okay so those close at nine thirty every sitting is off around let's say if you're going to be seven or eight people you got you can stay at the restaurant three hours so make like to make the booking from nine p.m. so you're saying that we can sit there for 30 minutes is that right darling 30 minutes from three hours three hours would be the time for the time the reservation what about your serving food all the way through to midnight is that correct not until midnight our kitchen does close nine forty five so we take all orders that's what i'm saying darling okay listen okay so if we come in at nine okay we only have 45 minutes to eight mean the girls that's what you're saying not to it you can order and then and then the food will come out but the kitchen takes orders until nine forty five and afterwards the food will start coming out when you say i'll have to check with the girls but it'll just just to be certain okay do you have the bar open near the restaurant the restaurant does have a bar we don't have any space to sit at the bar so and for drinks you would have to sit at one of the tables that you are booked i'm sorry you guys so is this a restaurant what restaurant is this sorry six at restaurant that's what i thought darling i've been told you guys are great do great food okay do great drink and then i'm calling now and you're telling me you don't have any excuse me seats at the bar is that correct that is correct all of the things here are under do you have a drink you would have to sit at one of the tables is it it cannot bring my bottle of sorrows or do you guys not do that either we are in a venue that does not allow to bring your own alcohol okay okay listen i'm starting to get a little upset okay so you're telling me that we can't come we can only come at nine p.m okay and we're only allowed to eat food for 45 minutes okay and then on top top of that we can't go to the sit down at the bar some of the girls are in their mid to late 40s darling you can't expect us to be standing around okay holding the drinks you you would have a table that is so frustrating and honestly i find you you're trying to voice quite disrespectful at the moment darling if i have to be honest okay let me for one moment let me re-address your questions that would be great darling yes put under the manager darling because i'm getting flushed i'm flushed with anger right now darling okay the reservation i have available for Thursday it's at 9 p.m that is the only time i have a been in my uncle is studying to do lawyer okay so he might be hearing about this all right go on darling our last reservation the the only reservation have available on Thursday would be 9 p.m in here you can stay at the restaurant for as long as you want we can sit we can sit down the restaurant is allowed darling yes of course okay so we don't have to stand to eat that's a good start invitation would yes you would have a table for you and your mean as a guest and in there you will be able to order food drinks as to which and then yeah we don't have any place at the bar particularly our tables are from the restaurant and then from the tables you can order your drinks so we should like to continue with a booking at 9 p.m. to take our darling i'm just confused now because they're telling me we can sit down for for 45 minutes and then we must stand up no that is not correct so your reservation starts at 9 p.m and you would have your own table you don't have to stand up it's all in a man table the telly you still is speaking in the language okay so all i want to know is can we come in and sit down okay at 9 o'clock and have a meal with the girls and be seated for the duration darling all i want is a nice glass do you understand so on our website you'll be able to see all our website website website shmabside darling i don't do online okay i'm like this is the problem with the generation coming through okay they want to do everything take with the thumbs no one's willing to talk to each other just like we are right right now talking to each other can converse it okay no one does that anymore okay so just remember that yes darling i'm getting to that darling okay yes i would like to book table okay for seven seven girls all right so it would be for seven girls okay me and six of my girls all right give me one moment that i go ahead and take a bookie be quick that could you repeat for me the date that you want the bookie easy of explaining myself okay over and over again and you're coming across okay just letting you know is very rude okay your language you assaulted me you just assaulted me darling i've got it all on tape okay you cannot speak to a lady like that darling let me talk to your manager yeah all right guys that was a good time episode two episode three we got i don't know i don't know what's gonna happen it's something will happen yeah it's something that will happen to matt brown i wonder if he's horoscope watch out brenda at work she's gonna freaking freak is there a brenda at your work they used to be she's coming back this week the horoscope says anyway guys that's the end of episode two don't forget to like comment subscribe we give five star review on Spotify and we'll fucking see you guys next week because we are the best well the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best with the best were the best. 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