If you weren't born in the early 90's you wont get it.





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Uploaded on Aug 3, 2010

well pluto's not a planet and nickelodeon sucks
when did i grow so old i never used cursive
the y2k bug was fake what the hell was i told

what did i do before the internet?
how did i ever find my way back home
without a G P S or an ip address
how did i text without a cellphone

when did i get 1000 TV channels
why's my screen in 1080p ?
i packed away my nentendo and sega
cause 360 is in 3D

beanie babies are not expensive now
and there's a million new pokemon
why are pogs no longer cool
please tell me whats going on

this life of mine is confusing to say the least
when did we start hating people form the middle east
and why is obesity on the increase
and where the fuck was global warming?

well furbies were creepy i hate the macorinia
my VHS is a DVD i miss vanilla coke
and street sharks where's my tamagotchi

what i miss the most
isn't old tony hawk
or even golden eye
i miss the young kid i was
before i turned into this guy

so give me back rocko
give me back mario
give me back pluto
give me what i know

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