 Welcome everybody to the I guess it's technically the third PO box opening. So first thing Okay, so here we go. This is a a t-shirt 3 XL. I met God. She lives in Africa Yeah, actually is coming actually is coming boys. Yeah, bless the reins. That's Van bless. There you go I deserve a note in here that says like who it's I wish you could say I mean I see there I think they put their real name on there. I'm not gonna say it. Well, I won't say their full name But read you know read who thank you for this appreciate that. Oh, it was you the Cajun boy. Thank you, dude You should I go put this on very nice. Thank you take Asian boy. I appreciate that this one It's got some weight to it. It doesn't have a name or anything on it Damascus steel Let's see. There's a note. No scratched out writing is a dumb joke. I was gonna tell you to ignore in DM's I Had to open the box to put the bottle in so whatever This is a scratched out note. It's a bottle of Jager Meister from Jager Meister Mmer memory meal ready to eat menu five chicken chunks white and cooked There you go from the US military Department of Defense looks like we got dinner boys warfighter Recommended warfighter testing warfighter approved. That's right, brother. I'm very cool packaging Evansville India this is actually made in India. Look at that. It's not even American. It's made in Evansville, India It's crazy. US government property commercial resale is unlawful Dude, this is like national treasure. This is amazing Flameless ration heaters are prohibited on commercial airlines unless sealed in the original meal bed So can I eat this? This is this is government property like this. I don't own this you'll have hot wet diarrhea I can't wait to eat this. It has self-heating. You can eat it, but it's gonna be gross. I'll eat it. I'll eat it I'll eat it. How about that? Okay, let's see what we got here. Okay So it looks like one of these. How do I how do I open this? Do I put this in the Michael okay has self-heating? Do I have to shake it and off like how does it work? I found the I found the crease You see that I found I found the little wings here. I gotta pull the wing Okay, it didn't work You are more active during field training deployment and combat than in a garrison Yeah, of course garrisons were the worst thing ever put in the game So this comes with is this like chicken paste. What is this it has a little packet of these thingies I think that's probably like ketchup. This is probably condiments cram osmotic cranberries, which is I don't know what that means Reese's pieces first strike nutritious energy bar cheese spread with Jalapenos look at that. Well, I don't know what that means tortillas plain tortillas carbohydrate electrolyte beverage powder is that Gatorade is this Gatorade dude The military is like you guys live like freakin kings, dude This is more food than I have in my whole house right now chicken chunks Buffalo style hot sauce. Okay. Well, that's fine. So should I just crack? Should I just pull this thing open these were made in 2015 and will last until 2050 wow wait I supposed to heat it first Well, it doesn't say that I ruined it. It's fine. I'll just do it. It's fine. Okay. I'm opening up this There's this that's some gum dude. They make sure your breath smells good I don't even have gum in my real house beverage base raspberry. So here's tortillas. So oh, oh, it's leaking It's leaking. It's on my keyboard. Oh, it's all over everything. Okay, that's fine So how do I heat this? Do I put this in the microwave the heating baggy add water? Well, there's no water in the desert. Oh my gosh. It spilled everywhere. It's on my oh That's a lot. That's a lot of chicken juice. I don't have heating powder though You guys keep saying heating heating bag. I don't have a heating bag the bag it came in This is a heating bag. I think the best way to apply this buffalo sauce to the chicken is actually gonna be to pour it in the bag Why is it so hard? Do they give you scissors in the army? You see that? Look at that nice nice Chicken me. Hmm. Oh This is good. So how do I how do I get all that buffalo sauce on the chicken? It'll be good The next step is going to be oh Why is the juice coming out? Ah No juice, I just want chickens on I'm gonna use a spoon Mix it up a little bit more It's really good describe taste. They're gonna use some salt. It's came with a little bit of iodized salt. I Thought I got plenty of salt watching as many streams, but hey the MRE's got some for us, too It's fine. Oh, that's a lot of salt. I gotta I gotta wash this down with something. I Think I think I think it needs a little bit extra. There's some it's still missing something cheese spread with jalapeño Look at that nice cheese. Oh, look at that. Look at that That's good. Okay Look at that Smooth cheese spread guys That look this is fine. It's a Literally looks like yellow it literally looks like yellow poop. This is terrible To spread the cheese. I want to do this and kind of you know, I want to get a nice even coat, right? So I go and I do this Nice even coat It why are you saying quote cheese? Look at that. I Spilled some on the ground. Hold on. I'm gonna have to shower in the middle of the stream. No, not a shower stream Unbelievable. Okay, relax guys. Hold on. That looks good. That's a good-looking. That's a good-looking burrito I'm making taco a good a good-looking something ready Pretty good. That's the end of my show Hey, I put too much salt in it, but it's good Can we get a K-Kona 7 in the chat real quick To support our military for not only putting themselves in harm's way, but also Putting their their mouths their stomachs and their colons in harm's way as well. Oh, holy crap This is gonna be bad. They're still osmotic cranberries. What does osmotic mean? Is that like the osmosis? Is that me? Whoa, these smell Not terrible. These are osmotic cranberries. Okay, so cranberries are good next up Uh Reese's Pisces another very very important point of sustenance for the military Very good. You're good. Very good. When does it expire? He's expired in 2017. Wait, 2017. That's what I did Rip toilet. Don't tell my roommate about the stream. Okay, can I keep these eating or no? They only put that in because the FDA. Yeah, that's true The chocolate flavor at first strike nutritious energy bar 280 calories four grams of protein This is like a reverse energy bar or reverse protein bar. This is terrible. It tastes like vitamins There's actually a lot of vitamins and a lot of carbs. It's a very carbon vitamin heavy bar check date This doesn't even have a date. Okay, this is starting to taste really bad like the first bite is not that bad But it keeps getting worse actually, we still have carbohydrate electric. So there's two powders Why does it smell? What is this fruit punch? Why does the fruit punch smell so bad? Oh I caught it. I caught it. I was almost really bad Okay Look at that. That was probably 12 ounces should I put a little more so it's said to do this I'm actually going to double fold it. This is actually a very special technique They don't teach this in the military actually. This is a very special technique. This is called the double fold Look at this Pog you look at that everybody Pog So you take the double fold you double back and then there was zero percent chance that anything leaks. Okay, okay Time to drink the nectar Good Actually good very good Very good next up the final piece of our MRE from Yeager Meister is the beverage base Raspberry sugar-free add to 20 fluid ounces of bottled water shake gently. I'm gonna do it a little bit different We're we're taking it straight, dude There you go, dude. Easy clap boys Easy clap. I think my tongue is bleeding I'm just kidding I'm just kidding. It's not blood dude. I look like one of the zombies in Resident Evil right now dude It's not good next up Jager Meister. Thank you for the Wonderful gourmet dinner. I appreciate that man. Thank you, dude an artist on Redbubble Oh, these are your stickers anime weed. Okay anime weed sent these these are stickers very nice very good. Look at this, dude Look at that, dude. What a man, dude Look at that Very good, dude as fan dad as fan dad in the chat, dude. Very nice next up. We have Damascus steel once more All right, let's see what this is. What is this a red bubble sticker? What is this? dude The judgment helmet very very good Pog University who over send this very good. There's more good next one He sent me two of them. Let's see what the other one is dude. Look at that, dude Paladin artifacts Look at this, dude Thank you to her. So this is super cool. I Gotta I gotta figure out a place to put these these are awesome. Thank you so much very good clap clap Very nice. Thank you so much for this where it was anime weed stickers and again anime weed Thank you for the stickers again. So next one here is from this is actually from China This is actually from China. So to our friends in the east Arriba D'Arici Thank you for sending this. Let's see what this is. It's a hat It's a yamaka No, it's a hat. It says best Cat mom ever. I'm allergic to cats actually, but hey save Africa Somebody with an actual address named Corey Corey. Thank you for this. I haven't even opened it yet So maybe not maybe not. Thank you. Oh This is Christmas wrap to S-Fan From a ham skillet ham skillet. Here we go, dude What do we get from ham skillet? Oh, should I I have a card? Do I open the card first? Oh, oh, looks like Santa had one too many cookies this year. Are you? Are you trying to make a statement here ham skillet S-Fan? Thanks for all you in the classic ass slash classic crew do for classic wow and the community I still can't believe the dream will be real this summer beta when Blizzard, please help Blizzard, please I hope these gifts are useful for your journey back home. Who knows? Maybe they will even have some info. Wow head doesn't on day one. It was great to meet you at blizzcon I can't wait to be part of the rep bull crew and make Azeroth great again shop that S-Fan TV You can make Azeroth greatest Okay, Merry Christmas for the light for the alliance a ham skillet and then this is Santa Claus Santa Claus actually died Waiting for classic wow to come out. Yeah, that's actually what it was. So let's check this out. They're they're hard the first one Electric chainsaw the world of Warcraft Masterguide Second-edition strategy guide the ancient Librams Greetings citizens of Azeroth Brady is pleased to present this fully updated and revised official strategy guide now called the master guide We at Brady still play wow and Have taken a second look at our official strategy guide with a very critical eye After 12 patches much of the missing for much of the information the original guide had become outdated in addition to updating the meat of the guide We wanted to make the book more manageable and easier to use We are confident you will find it easier to navigate packed with more information and more attractive than before It's also important to note that this guide although smaller and page count Covers much more than the first you need only compare the two To find that the second edition keeps the first-day chapters intro to wow world maps and classes Wait what that's not that's incomplete sentence We have added a PvP chapter and instances and raids chapter and about 1500 quests We hope you enjoy using this guide as much as we enjoyed creating it. We didn't just create a book. We hope you will use We created the book We wanted to use ourselves Very good. That was one. There's another one There's actually another one too another one. So that's still coming. Let's see what this one is This one. Okay, it's hard back The world of Warcraft Atlas. This is actually the same color of the font For the maps. I think I don't know actually I think I think so it might be the world of Warcraft Atlas Look at this table of contents Organization Azeroth world map. What is this? Town and camps indices Proper grammar. What is this? This looks like a BFA map with all those lines on it, dude. What the hell? It's terrifying So this has this has listed every flight path and what flight path it's connected to This is a great point of reference for routing out Anytime that you might be flying and you're trying to be most efficient. Look at this Alterac Mountains Alterac Mountains. Look at that. Look at that, dude. The Badlands Very good, dude Western plague lands Swamp of sorrows. Look at that, dude. Elwynn Forest This is it boys. This is home. Stormwind Keep and Northshire Abbey Right here. Feel strong, man Feel strong, man. Hand skillet. Thank you so much, man. I really really appreciate that. Thank you so much, dude Thank you guys so much for joining me for the PO Box. I really appreciate you guys sending me stuff I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun Maybe, you know, I can use this poster and put it on the wall and we've got some stickers We got some fun stuff today. So I think it's cool. I think it's fun guys If you haven't already please subscribe to my YouTube channel There's a lot of content classic WoW content in the future and now Occasionally, but I also want to do stream highlights and a lot of other stuff like that here also go follow me on Twitch. 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