 Oh, you wanted to know what a High Schooler's Christmas is like? Well, let me show you. On the first day of Christmas, my high school gave to me Another year of endless suffering On the second day of Christmas, my high school gave to me Two books to read and another year of hating migraines On the third day of Christmas, my high school gave to me Three final papers, two stupid books And another year of crying to sleep On the fourth day of Christmas, my high school gave to me Four AP tests, three papers I can write Two boring books, and oh my god, when is this year freaking over? On the fifth day of Christmas, my stupid school gave to me Five common abs, yay Four hardest tests that I spent too much money on And probably won't get a good score And it's only the second quarter of school, send help please On the sixth day of Christmas, please send help to my school Six require classes, five long applications that I don't want to finish I don't even like AP tests The historical fiction of why? And I swear if this year doesn't go by faster, I'll just stay at home On the seventh day of Christmas, this hellhole gave to me Seven tardies in a row, six fucking classes I never wanted colleges just because of Asian parents Four expensive tests, three probably papers Two unopened books, and another year if I can't take this shit anymore On the eighth day of Christmas, this school actually doesn't educate us Eight hours of sleep, actually I like because it's really two colleges Take my money What do you mean I can't exempt the final? Just take 20% off my grade And why can't there be a snow day and I'm confusion On the ninth day of Christmas, my principal probably hates me Nine study sessions, now I always sleep at 2 a.m What do you mean I'm late again? I don't even know French Five, my bank account is crying AP tests my ass, just don't give me enough, it's fine Whose hand wound again? And are you sure it's not a snow day? I think it's pretty cold outside On the tenth day of Christmas, my high school really sucks Ten Advils for stress, procrastinating from my studies No, it's 8.19 and you said to get here by 8.20, I'm not fucking late Oh, I hate Ivy Leeds Wait, what's the homework again? Just Wikipedia this shit And another year of studying, studying, studying On the eleventh day of Christmas, this song is almost done Eleven shitty lunches, too many Advils Yes, I'm 100% studying, sleep? Don't know her Seven detentions and tardies, can I drop this class? Five supplementals, woo! Four F's in a row, three plagiarized papers Two spark notebooks, and another year to write out my will On the twelfth day of Christmas, my high school gave to me 12 hours of crying I hate this school, ten, I have another headache What the hell are we studying? Shut the fuck up No, you're late Mr. Smith, get me outta here I'm never gonna get into college You know what? I've had it You can keep this test because you're gonna see me succeed in life Bitch, I quit high school I'm sorry to my principal, my assistant principal To the teacher I cursed at for this video Keep in mind this is just a parody This is like, 50% accurate of what school is like And I don't know, I just really wanted to make this video Because like, I think two years ago Jenna Marbles made a similar video It was called 12 Days of Christmas with your annoying girlfriend And I wanted to do a high school version Because although Superwoman did a version for Millennials I'm a Gen Z-er, and yes I just pulled that card And we are much worse so it is not similar But I hope I did them justice This is what I get for being a small YouTuber But I hope all of you guys have a wonderful Christmas This isn't my last video, but it will be almost the last one Of the year, you ignorant swine! So if you enjoyed this video, leave a comment down below Or subscribe because I post videos every Saturday slash Sunday Or Wednesdays if I'm not procrastinating And listen, if you have a Santa hat I want you to hit that notification bell Just like that Alright I love you guys and everything is less than three And before you go Here's a video I can't believe I just popped that out of my hat, oh my god Merry Christmas everyone