 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing more Lakeview Valley or something like... I can never remember the name... This is the third episode, I still can't remember it. Basically, if you didn't watch their episodes, don't worry, it's basically just like Stardew Valley, except you're a murderer. Sorry old man. And my guy is fittingly named Murderer. Since I just saved, since I woke up, I can just run straight to this guy's farm where he's a shotgun, because I want to kill him, but I have a feeling he's going to kill... Meeeeeee... What the hell is this? Good deed. Bum bum like. Hmm... Bad deed, bum bum hurt. Okay, can I kill you? Uh-oh, bum bum didn't like that. Oh shit. Oh no, bum bum! Stop it, bum bum! I'm so glad I don't have neighbors, especially since the exact quote was, oh shit. Stop it, bum bum. Wounds healed, yay. I don't know, let's take this clown elsewhere. Aw, sweet Jesus. I don't know if this is such a good idea. That's a lot of blood to bring right to my house. Oh look at that, you ran out of blood. There's a silver lining after all. There we go. Clowning around is over. Time to go to that shotgun dude, and most likely get my brains blown out. Alright, will I just rush him? I kind of want to rush him. I'm rushing. Missed me. Come on, kill him, kill him, kill him! Oh, he's running for the sheriff. No, no, no. Okay, good, he's dead. Alright, fantastic. I actually killed him, he missed me. Where is the... Wait, put away the sword. Just going to check where is the lake. Is there anyone here? Uh-oh, okay yeah, there's people in there. I can't go that way. I don't know where to go. Here, there's no lake nearby. Uh, I could drag him down I guess. Where's your shotgun? Yay, I got a shotgun, finally. I wonder what the pigman in his backyard is going to say now that he's dead. He's not going to be happy. Okay, if you didn't watch the last episodes, that's going to be confusing. Here's a little bit of context. Okay, what the hell is that thing? I know that didn't really clarify anything, but heck, I don't know what's going on in this town either. Oh, Jesus, there's snakes. I have to kill the snakes to get to the lake. Alright, fine. Okay, that was easy. Turns out having a weapon is really helpful when you're battling all the snakes. They might make me a saint. That's how St. Patrick became the patron saint of Ireland. He scared all the snakes away. I scared all the snakes away from here, but also I murdered half the village, so... I don't know, does the snake think cancel out the murder? Now I should be able to get an extra little power from the tree man. This is getting really confusing if you've not watched the other one's long story short. A magic man in the trees gives me powers when I kill people. Damn it, I did not mean to shoot that shotgun. Alright, now that I have the shotgun, he can give me a power to deliver ammo to me every day. I mean, it's not really a power. It's just Amazon essentially, but I'll take it. Alright, unfortunately killing Bum Bum didn't count as a villager. I did see there was someone up... Wait, okay, they're gone. They were like here a while ago, like up towards this question mark. Maybe I should go towards that question mark and see what it is. Oh, it's this dude. He killed me at one stage, I think. Oh, he got a little horn. He's gonna kill me again if I'm not careful. I don't know what his deal is, but he's naked. He's making me uncomfortable, so I'm leaving. Is it too risky to kill this one? I want their bike pretty bad. I don't know if I could get them to the lake though. What if I hit them? Will they chase me? Come on, come this way. Come this way. Chase me. Ow. Alright, come on, chase the pretty murderer. The hell is that thing? Crime noticed? What? How? Uh oh, someone's coming. Uh oh, someone's coming. Uh oh, drag the body, drag the body, drag the body. Oh no, oh no. Come on, come in, come in. Look, I have no blood on me. I must be innocent. Where are you? Come back, come back, come back. No, come back. Okay, this is getting bad. No one heard that. Luckily no one is close. I gotta drag them a long way away. I don't even know who this was. I don't think we had the pleasure of meeting. I still don't know what that creature is, but I'm way too afraid to approach it. This game has taught me one thing, and that's never approach something you don't understand because it will kill you. Unless it's a clown named Bom Bom, in which case you will kill him. I just have a feeling today it was filled with mistakes. I think killing that clown was a mistake. I think hitting the scarecrow was a mistake. And the double homicide. Wait, triple homicide may have been a mistake. Wait, there she is again. What's she doing up on my house like that? I'll have to take care of her sometime. Like she's off on her own anyway, so it should be easy. Yay, I got a bike. What a great day. I just forget about all those mistakes. And now I can get more powers. I want to be able to drag things. I think that was there. Dragging heavy objects. Yes, yes, this makes me drag them three times as quick, which is great because it's taken me a long time to dump those bodies. And extra income. Thank you very much. Now, let's hope when I sleep I don't fucking die. It's funny, I killed the convenient targets. You can see half the top of the map is empty and then the bottom half is quite full. All right, sleepy time. Am I actually okay? Is sleepy okay? I think it's okay. Wow, I got ammo and my paycheck. All right, let's find out what this thing is. It's just a cat. I don't know if this will have any implications. Oh, wait. Yeah, someone lost a cat. I remember now in the village. Well, they're dead now anyway, about them and the cat. Honestly, if I knew if it was just a cat, I probably would have left it alone. I thought it was some demon or something knowing this game. The hell is that? Some sort of instrument? I can make a one-man bend. Wow, such a good bend. I have a feeling like I'm finding items that were meant to be used in like the good side of this game, but I've just picked the evil and kill everything. All right, I think you're next, Mr. Carpenter. But first, do I need anything from you? $200 to paint my house? No, fuck off. Your prices are the real crime here. Follow me. Look at him just chasing me into the forest. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he? Wait, crime noticed. What? Was this guy noticing me? Oh no, come back, come back, come back. Why are you so strong? Jesus. Look at that for speed. Now I can drag things like it's nothing. Oh, hey Granny, you're finally out away from everyone else. She's been hanging out by that bench near the sheriff constantly. Wait, what? No, I came back for powers. What do you want? I have a request for you. Stop killing the flies. Don't do it. It's not nice. What about the people? They haven't really done anything either. Wait, who the hell is that on the map? I've not seen them before. I want to go check it out. Luckily I know a secret way in. I fell off my bike. That was my one opportunity to look cool when I failed. No, but luckily I know a secret way in. And the guy guarding it is now dead. Hello. Who is this? Please leave me alone. I just want Matthew back. No, you get me. I did not think about where I'm going to dump this body. There's no water nearby. There we go. Thank God I got that dragging perk. It makes things way, way easier. Okay, it seems tomorrow there's a festival or something. I think that could be the end of the game. So I'm going to try and murder as many people as I can today. I think the doctor needs to go. The only person he couldn't heal was himself. I like how this is glitching out. I'm just attacking the door. Okay, there we go. I got to get him out of here before anyone shows up. Luckily a lot of these people are just off on their own. Oh, I got to celebrate the kill. Pretty sure I can get away with an insanity plea if I just carry that thing around with me squeaking it. I never even bring them far into the lake. They're just dumbed right on the edge. If someone even dips their toes, I'm going to get an unpleasant surprise. I've never even interacted with this person, but I'm too nervous to introduce myself. Ow, what the hell? Stop it. I took you in the wrong way. Hold on, come this way. No, stop hitting me. Come on, this way. I need to bring you to the lake. All right, come here. No, no, don't run for the sheriff now. For feck's sake. No, no, no, no, no. They're actually going to make it to the sheriff. Feck. Oh, no. Oh, bad mistake. Run away. Popularity decreased. Oh my God, I'm being chased by everyone. The game is lagging. There's so many people chasing me. I knew you were in trouble. Get ready to pay for your crimes. Oh, no. No, they killed me. That isn't fair. Look at him. He didn't deserve this. No continues for you. Someone killed the doctor. Oh, that bastard. All right, you know what? I'm just going to be a loner. I'm going to hole up in my house for the entire day and I'm going to see what happens at the festival tomorrow because there's multiple endings and I want to see which one I got. I killed quite a lot of people, so I'm interested. What the hell is Ivan doing here? He's the guy who builds the stage. He's standing outside my house. It's making me a bit nervous. I don't know why he's here. Oh, no. Tisk, tisk, tisk. Look at this yard. No good. You still have trash laying around and do I have to mention the ugly weed sticking out? Come here, you little shit. You think you can just insult my yard and get away with it? Muscle sore. All right, there we go. Now why don't you just come back into my garden since it's such a big attraction to you. You wanted to come see it. You can see it for the rest of your life. Even though you're dead. I'm not going to trash the hook. Oh, no, I can't sleep. What's going to happen? Don't come near me. What is it? Nothing seems to be coming in. Everyone's gone off the map. Oh, Jesus. Child, it is time for the judgment. Are you here to judge the gardens? So tell me, child, how have you sinned? Time to choose. What? Have you stolen something? I did steal the bike. You know what I'm going to be honest? Yes, I'm about to pour out my wrath on you and spend my anger against you. Why are you pulling that face? What? Are you first? What the? Go away. I'm just running in a circle. What the hell are you? You are sinned by God. You're sinned by the antichrist. You are the antichrist. This was my last attempt at redemption. What are you? The hell is this thing? He's moving in like a circle. I want to shoot him, but I can't. Okay. I just can't hurt him apparently. What the hell do I do? Can I just pause? Just try and process this for a second. Oh, better yet, let Google process it for me. What do I do to this worm? Okay. Apparently I got to aim for the tail. Oh my God. The thing is terrifying. It's hard to get behind him. I don't want to be behind him. Come here, you little shit. I can't get you. Okay. Okay. I'm getting decent. Yes. Okay. One more and it should do it. Oh, he's dying. Okay. Great. I am also dying. Not great. It's midnight. I want to go to sleep. Oh, if I even thought my garden was bad yesterday. Imagine what he'd think of it now. Oh, I'm so glad he's dead and he didn't get to see this. I'm here for the stage show. Hello. Oh, this is for the house thing. I don't think I'm going to win it. The roof definitely needs an upgrade. That's what you're focusing on. I hate to say it, but your yard looks awful. I got an F. Hey, murderer. Just getting ready for my speech at 12 p.m. Should the sheriff start with the song? Yes. I want to hear a song. Jesus, why are all the flies here? I'm really tempted to kill you all, but I know that guy will take my powers. Wait, what? Oh, you didn't just do that damn ass. What? What did I do? This? You don't like this? Murdering is fine, but blowing my little horn is too fair. Oh, here we go. He's about to sing a song. He's ready. This is very traumatic. Is this like playing on stage or what? Wait, what? Oh, okay. Yeah, this is the dude I've been helping. Yeah. Could you want me to introduce you guys? Sorry, but you're not getting to sing your song. What the hell are you? Do you remember me, dear friend? That voice, it can't be. Morgo. We killed you. We made sure you couldn't corrupt any of us. Wait, why did you kill Morgo? Okay, maybe this is a revenge story. Maybe I'm the good guy. Murderer, why don't we give the sheriff what he wants? Wait, don't get me involved in this. Banish the sheriff? Yeah, sure. Banish him. All right, off he goes. Sorry, I really wanted to hear that song at all. Wait, hold on. What? What's going? Oh, God. Okay, well, let's go get the others. We'll finish this off. The horn of doom. Come here. I'll draw them in with the horn. How dare you? They really don't like the horn. They get pissed off with me. I saw him run into the forest. Get annoyed with my horn. Oh, he's running to the graveyard. That is pretty considerate. We are going to have to drag these bodies a long way. Wait, what the hell is that? It's the ghost. Murderer. That was not really the time. Oh, it's forgiven. Oh, it's forgotten. Well, thanks. There's someone hiding up here in the forest behind my house, which is just fucking rude if you ask me. I don't even know where he was, but he's dead now. There's one person left and they are running, and they are running fast. Oh, she ran back to where the game all started. Wait, no, this one's mine. You stole all my kills. This is too much fun, my kind of show. Are you happy too? I mean, I wanted to help more. No, I'm not happy. There's no pleasing you apparently. Well, I hope you find what you're looking for. The valley is yours. I'm off to new adventures. Is that it? All right, the valley is mine. Just me and the flies. I'm not sure my guy fully understood what he was getting himself into. I think he was just a legit serial killer. He wasn't part of this greater plan. I'm killing all his flies just to see if that'll do anything. I want to piss him off. I killed all his flies, now what? Is that it? I can't get revenge on him, even though, well, I'm not really getting revenge, I am just killing him out of spite because he killed people before I could. Wait, I just... I'm wearing someone's head that died, okay? Yeah, this isolation is really getting to me, both in the game and in real life. There we go. That is the end of the game. I ended up wearing someone else's head. I always kind of knew a head like that. That is the end. I'm sure there's plenty more content in this game and way more ways to play it and way more endings, but that one is mine. I hope you're proud of me. I will thank you very much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video as well as the whole little series of three videos that we did if you watched them all. But other than that, I'll just say appreciate you watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.