 I don't know what it is about the 2K19 part, but it just brings joy and happiness to my face. Until somebody shoots a contested three in my face, I'm gonna be smiling this video. Oh, that's a moment for you. We have to say dumb stuff low. Okay, what if we don't say anything low? Let's see if you can carry the video by yourself. Okay, I'm just gonna make jokes and then hopefully like, we'll leave edits in a lap track and then... Ha ha ha ha! It doesn't come across as corny. We'll see how it goes. So, you know what I was thinking, right? The first YouTuber who gets the coronavirus is gonna pull millions of views! Keep the lap track. Ha ha ha ha! I look like me, except with a better hairline? Wow, this is incredible. Are you gonna go the side of the joke? No, because you guys aren't even receptive to them, you know what I mean? This is like the point in a stand-up comedian's set where he just begins to sabotage his own set because he sees no hope in it. And then this is usually when like, vortex, you have to threaten to leave the show. Threaten to leave? I'm done with you guys. I don't even want you here. Get out of here, man! Oh, he actually left. What the hell? Vortex. No. Ha ha ha ha! I don't know what it is about Netflix, because Netflix only throws bags at unfunny women. Most shows I go to, the women there are f***ing hilarious. You'd be confused why they're not getting serious bags in there. I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you. You're just being redundant. You said unfunny women. They're just women. Women are not funny. Okay, alright, so that's how this conversation is going. Ha ha ha ha! The women are funny. I'm not being rude here. But what? You guys never did it. Bro, I'm trolling vortex. Are you being serious? Agent literally said this already. He said that women, like, their minds are complex enough to break down a whole church. Ha ha ha ha ha! Let me ask the question everyone wants to know. Who ended the podcast the first time? It was low. But now we have a new podcast where we talk about a whole array of different topics. You can find the link in the description. What? That's how you plug stuff, guys. I don't even think having the STD is even that big of a deal. Huh? What? Unless the STD is like HIV, like, what's the big deal if I have an STD? They have the cure for all that shit. They just haven't said nothing about it yet. That's what I'm saying. You're just saying our video. Stop. Oh, is that how they send the FBI after you? After you say something like that? Yo, what did I say? Who is it? Hold on, guys. Someone's up the door. Someone's at the door. FBI! We're not playing these fucking bums. We're going to the stage and coming back. What? Look at these bums trying to get the little... Hey! Hey! You still look pretty buffeted right now. What is your problem? Let me really sound like Pretty Boy Freyda. Okay, Vortex, I'm going to tell you you suck and then get really angry, okay? Man! Man, you suck at this game! If you have an STD, don't be afraid to tell people. Look, just say it if you want to say it. God damn! You keep bringing this topic up. What do you have? I don't remember what that was like. Lowe, do you not know how to fucking switch, buddy? Vortex, what are you doing? Yo, what are you doing, Vortex? Alright, he's about to lag out. You're about to see me sitting on the hash. Sittin' all... You fucking suck, Vortex! You suck! I'm here, I'm here! That was a better attempt, I guess. Yo! That was a better one. Bro, I haven't played this game in like six months. It's basketball. Will you retire? Yeah. Yo, this is dumb. He shot that! That's cash, bro. Trust me on that. Yo, forget who you're talking to sometimes, bro. This is Agent Beamstar in the flesh. You are bad. You are bad. You are bad. Here we go, let's go. Yo, one of us is about to be out. Are you out of your mind? You're cold. I am cold. Man, that was the worst pass in human history. Did it land? Yeah! Oh my god! Yo, set the fucking screen, Lowe. God damn. Yo, you keep moving! There we go, like, yo, I'm out the way! You got to play defense though first. Look at you. Jesus Christ. I did it, I did it. Look at that defense. Hit something. I didn't know that was a corner bar. Lagging, lagging. There we go, boom. This game is better. This game is fun! It's better! On his head. I'm watching you walk you through a lob. I knew you were going to do it, so. We need three. Yeah, I know. Why did you pass me the ball? We need three. We need two. Let's go. He hasn't played 2K in a while. What are you doing? Oh my god! I did it! Yo, what's this? He's low-trend. My god, can't hit this. This is the only way. What the f***? I hit that one! What the hell is going on? How are you coming over here? I'll push you for him. Give him an awful screen. Bro, we don't have enough. Let's go. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! You got it! Oh, shit! Again! Switch everything, switch everything. Let's go. No! Agents. No! Agents. The latency was so high. It was kind of difficult to respond immediately. I was throwing as soon as possible. We know how the latency is, though. No cap. I can't believe they were giving me that. I was just chucking up shots. The last two shots I hit that were just chucks. They weren't even releases. They were chucks and they're dropped. This game f***ing sucks. Hey, y'all f***ing suck, man. I'm keeping it a beat. Y'all suck the way y'all... Look how many losses y'all gathered. It's the YouTuber, guys. Look, it's the YouTuber. I have no idea who he is, but it's the YouTuber. I'm letting you know right now you are a horrible basketball player. I'm telling you guys, get it, y'all ready? I'm telling you right now you gotta deem me up from there, okay? You're gonna regret it if you don't. Green. Okay, we can't leave the... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You wanna leave me open. I have a name. Look at you shooting steady bricks. Line drive bricks, my guy. If we lose to these guys, we need to delete characters. I might fall into a deep depression. I'm not gonna lie. Why would you lie on the side that we're on, though? Bro, I dead think Vortex is trolling today. Follow us, okay? Follow us. Follow us somewhere. Come, come, come, come. There's gonna be a lot of friends and family here. We just wanna support you in this time, so just come to over here. Vortex, this is your intervention. I don't know what's gotten into you, but your 2K abilities have been non-existent today, okay? So we're gonna need you to snap out of it. Here we have a group of just very close friends and family to just share stories on how much we support you. Look, Vortex, I remember back, you know, not too long ago. You were really good at 2K. We got Vortex coming in. We were gonna win a couple of games, but now it's just like, I don't know what happened to you. It's like you're playing like a retard. I just don't get it anymore. And I just, honestly, I just want the old Vortex back. That's all I'm asking for. You guys hit it right on the nail. It's okay to cry. I'll play better. Let it out, let it out, let it out. I need you to know that if we lose again, I'll beat your ass so you make sure you don't lose another game. I'll beat the dog. Next time you lose like that again, you hear me? Yes, sir. All right, so let's go play 2K. Okay, all right. Let's take the subway. I heard it's very safe. This is how we get our video to 10 minutes. We don't need no black screens over here. We're just trying to get a 10. Boom, there we go. We might come out in five minutes. Are you guys coming out? I'm coming out right now. Did I come out to the same part? Oh my goodness. See, guys, it works. It works. I think you just missed the bus. That's all I have to do. Yeah. You missed the bus. This game is just that realistic, man. That's good. Hey, Oli, keep all that in so he can make it 10 minutes long. Agent, make sure you don't pay Oli that money. Oli is not getting paid this month. I tell you what, I'm going to give Oli a seven-minute recording and tell him to stretch his tent. I want to get 2K19 a little away from you. I don't want that. I hope he takes it away. Agent, think he's smart, huh? You're going to start playing 2K19. Bad. Bad. All right. All right, Vortex. I hope the intervention worked, my guy. I am ready. I don't think it did because he's still not shooting. Look at him. Still not shooting. Well, I can't click. That's a midi. I don't want to get midi. Oh, there you go, Vortex. You know. You ripped that? Let me get it. Let me get the latency, right? I'm joking. I'm joking. It was a user error. latency, right? It won't happen again. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What? What? What? He's going to hit that. Nice. No way. Okay, Vortex. You're trying. One more? You got this one. I believe in you, Vortex. You're so trying, Vortex. Nice. Nice, man. Pull it. Cache. Cache. Daddy. Oh. You got lucky. Oh. You got lucky. That was the most athletic dive. That's right. Russell Westbrook. Stop. In my last video, I accidentally called Paul Pierce, Paul George, you know, because Paul, in the whole comment section, let me know about it. So I'm going to start doing that more often where I just misname players. This is a whole comment section. You can remind me how little I know about life. Oh, you know what you do? You do all that? Never mind. I thought I had something. Yeah. No, you're not funny. So stop. That's why you're a female. Oh my God. Look, you stop. Green. Boom. Oh my goodness. No. Back for me. You got Russell for it. You got it. Yep. I got you. Come over here. Watch. Oh my God. If I hit that. There we go. Bam for them. Yeah. Shout out to Miss Pretty Love Pink. You know what I'm saying? Hit my line up at Legend of Winnie. You know what I'm saying? He's been trying to holler at you for a while. Give him a chance. He's a funny guy. Like he's real funny. He's successful. You know, he's black. And so, I mean, come on now, like, you know what his Twitter is at? At Legend of Winnie, you know what I'm saying? I treats him in white. I mean, I treats, whoa. I treats. Oh, God, Taylor. I show you good time, you know, and I'll, my, you know what I'm saying? Going down there, you know what I'm saying. Everywhere down there, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You mean like, you're just driving down to our house, like because you and mine are taking trips. Long distance stuff, right? Okay, I don't mind doing that. I take some other trips, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, just like, if she lives in the city. Like if she lives in Savannah, but you live in Atlanta, you can make that trip. You can make that happen I see what you're saying the beautiful young woman. You know I'm saying she's very independent She's got a whole Is she funny is she funny is she funny? Is she funny? Oh, I mean she doesn't mean she's I don't I don't know I haven't met her yet. So I don't know Green screen. I'm right. Why? Here go boards boards buckets outlet all the way all the way all the way back. No back up to you inside inside inside I Can I keep I'm there switch switch. Yeah, you're both Great block even my god. Yes. Yes character. Oh, I see you. I see you. I see you. I'm there. I'm there Buckets Let's go Rotate up top reset if you need All right, you see me on this you see me all the way all the way roll Let's go roll roll roll roll roll right there. Let's go Not gonna lie to you trying takes way too much effort like that right there What the hell Oh, but even my camera is sweating. It's a battery exhausted and just gave up So we're gonna end this video on a black screen man. Um Hey, make sure and go ahead drop a like podcast on the screen watch it if you haven't already I'm gonna see you guys in the next one. Oh close out. We got stuck in the game I'm not playing this game. I'm not playing for the whole camera. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit Close that