 Item Number SCP Safe-J Object Class Safe, Euclid and Keter Special Containment Procedures The dangers and difficulties of the safe and unsafe aspects of SCP Safe-J are still being determined. Please use your safest judgment when dealing with SCP Safe-J-A, the safe component of SCP Safe-J, SCP Safe-J-B, the Euclid component of SCP Safe-J, and SCP Safe-J-C, the Keter component of SCP Safe-J. Description SCP Safe-J is a set of three safes, all brand safes, which are visually identical to each other. SCP Safe-J-A is a safe safe, SCP Safe-J-B is a Euclid safe, and SCP Safe-J-C is a Keter safe. Whilst the safety of each safe is implied by its Object Class, whether safe or not safe, the practical safety of each safe is outlined below. The safe safe is safe for testing, it needs no extensive containment. The Euclid safe is safe so long as it's not near the Keter safe, in which case only the safe safe can return the Euclid safe back to safe. The Keter safe is never safe. Its in progress containment procedures attempt to keep this safe as safe as the safe safe, but the Keter safe will never be as safe as the safe safe or the Euclid safe. Current staff assigned to the SCP Safe-J safes are Dr. Safe, Dr. Euclid, and Dr. Keter. Dr. Safe is in charge of the safe safe, Dr. Euclid is in charge of the Euclid safe, and Dr. Keter helps with both the safe safe and the Euclid safe. The Keter safe is overseen by all three doctors, and it takes the combined efforts of Dr. Safe, Dr. Euclid and Dr. Keter to ensure that the Keter safe is as safe as Dr. Safe safe safe and Dr. Euclid's Euclid safe. Recently, it's been found that macro-scale microwave emissions into Euclidean space by the Keter safe can heat up and thaw out food, drink, and other groupings of items that would be considered a meal. The meals thawed by the Keter safe's ability to thaw meals are designated SCP Safe-J-D and could be used to keep the Keter safe safe, giving the thawed meals a thaw meal object class. Thawed meal thawed meals are safe to use on Dr. Safe Safe Safe, Dr. Euclid's Euclid Safe, and Dr. Safe Euclid and Keter's unsafe Keter safe. The safety of the doctor's Keter safe's Euclidean intrusion of macro-scale microwave emissions and the safety of thawed meals thawed by its ability to thaw meals have been confirmed to be safe but not safe by Dr. Safe, Dr. Euclid and Dr. Keter. Safe to say, when all components of SCP Safe-J are safely contained, Dr. Safe's safe safe, Dr. Euclid Euclid safe, Dr. Safe Euclid and Keter's Keter safe, and the safe thaw meal thawed meals caused by the safe but not safe macro-scale microwave emissions into Euclidean space by the doctor's safe Euclid and Keter's unsafe Keter safe. The whole entity of SCP Safe-J is considered safe.