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That's BlueChew.com promo code 85 South to receive your first month free, and we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast. Jesus. Hold up, man. Hold up, man. Play me some pimping for T-Pain, man. Play me some motherfucking pimping, man. I done told this nigga how luxurious the trap is. Oh, it's amazing. Look at this shit. I told you. You fucking got me. Then I tell you shit was nice. Look at Marvin Gaye. Very accurate description. Told you, nigga. Absolutely. He gotta hear that type of shit. That's the type of shit I was wanting him to listen to while he in here. All right. Just soak up some of his ambiance, man. Just because. Just because. I get it. I get it. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Man, I told you this shit was nice. You did it. This shit's it. You did it. You did it. I didn't know it was whole houses back in the motherfuckers. You guys did it. How you been? I sure have. How the fuck you been, man? I've been great, man. I've been really good. Yeah. I've been tired. Yeah. I think I got too used to laying down and sleeping and shit. I don't have a lot to talk about. Just enjoy yourself. I'm chilling, man. This is just banter. You let me know. You let me know. I'm here for it, baby. Man, I'm glad you made it through the pandemic and all that shit. Yeah. That was rough. Yeah. It got me a lot. I got a lot of extra businesses now. But you've been going hard with the gaming. Yeah. The drifting. I went crazy. But you were actually a dog on that fucking Call of Duty. The one you did with the revenge. Oh, yeah. That was crazy. That was lucky. I've never played like that again. You was in your zone. That was it. It was just that. I needed motivation. But it seemed like every other day you'd find it's some motif pain shit. They got the internet going. Yeah. It's shit that I've been wanting to do for years, man. But I couldn't really get to it until I got ready to manage me and shit like that. Like, I don't have management no more. I'm independent. I ain't on the label no more. So it's all the way independent. It's all the way independent. When you deal with T-Pain, you're dealing directly with T-Pain. Absolutely. It's all my ideas. Like, ideas I've been had. And now I can execute them and know that they're actually good fucking ideas. Right. So, you know, it's just easier to hone in on some shit that you actually want to do instead of some shit that everybody else thinks is a good idea. And you don't even fucking feel like doing this shit for real. Man, let me make sure we straight. Cat, how you sound? Naph, say something. Yo, yo, yo. Man, this luxurious player right here sitting next to this monkey, the Naph Green, bro. He's a movie star. He was in a hole coming to America too. Didn't even tell Eddie Murphy and him about T-Pain. Bro, I've been knowing you for a long time. You know I ain't the type of nigga that's going to ask you for shit. But that nigga was right there with Eddie Murphy and him. Didn't even tell him about me, bro. We be on this show kicking flavor too, bro. I'm talking about be biggin' that nigga up. I done put him on hoes and everything. Still my language, bro. I know his baby momma focus this show, bro. I done put this nigga up on everything, bro. I ain't never ask him for nothing, bro. That's all I ever needed him to do, like, bro. This is what our whole friendship been leading up to. If not him, then who? That was it. Nigga. Now Eddie Murphy. Let me drop the ball. You do this shit in front of T-Pain, you know? For a T-Pain? This is my dog stopping through to fuck with me. You know? See, you see? He don't know who I know. You might've dropped the ball. He don't know who I know. I could've been the... I could've returned the favor and be like, T-Pain, one of the coldest niggas out here doing it. Cut. But... Look. Now I'm just letting you know who went here with us. That's what he's saying. I told him that shit was going to come back. You really don't fuck with me now. No, I'm just saying. I ain't saying I don't. I'm just letting you know. I see the guy coming back. That if you hear cool niggas, but if you think he going to do shit like, tell Eddie Murphy about you, don't think that's happening. Right, right, right. Count with him. Don't count on him. There you go. There it is. Right. All right, all right. What, Bernie Maxx? I know him. But I don't know him. I don't know him. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85s. First of all, wait a minute. Let me tell you what happened. Bruh, T-Pain figured out how to work the DMs. He found out that I've been sending messages since 2016. He hit me back and was like, y'all still doing it? Be through there. I ain't said no address or nothing. I didn't know he knew what this shit was. This is public record. He is in here today. My nigga, yo nigga, Mr. Bayou drink, Mr. Teddy. This nigga is amazing. You can't have a remix without putting T-Pain. That's how much of a fan I am. I mean, your comments, arguing with niggas like, don't ever disrespect T-Pain. I don't give a fuck if don't nobody ever touch an auto tune. He has the full fucking right to that shit. You had the time. This nigga. You, the shit you do? She really think I'm playing when I'm black. She take it for a real joke when I say it. You're like, then you came back. You fell in love with the strip. Got too drunk at the bar, fell in love with the bartender. I was like, I hope this nigga just stopped going to the club. Whoever he drunk around, he gonna write a song about him. Yeah. No, that was a lot of that happening. Nah, man, is this real shit? You know, everybody tried to get me to go in the studio and just make songs about clever shit, new words, to make up a dance real quick. I was like, it's so much shit happening in my life. I'm just saying about that. Okay. All right, first of all, I'm sprung this. Stupid models. Yeah. That was pretty ridiculous. Pretty fucking stupid. Everybody thought I was Puerto Rican. For some reason when that song came out. I don't know what that is. I don't think I give off Puerto Rico vibes. Like, I don't know. That mother fucker video came out. That was quite the opposite. That nigga was dark. He did not expect that shit. Wait a minute. Okay. This is something else. I've been a fan since it's a robbery. Man. It's a robbery now. Get on the ground. You got too much knowledge. Your kids, get on your fucking knees. That's one of the hardest songs about some robbery ever. It's like an anthem. I think it's on there. Not that we can down robbery. Not that we can down robbery. So, violence at all. If I remember correctly, it was only one of the seven person group that had ever robbed anybody at that time. It needed a song. It needed a song. And we felt like, you know, why not make a mascot out of it? I don't know why we did that damn song. It's a dope song. It was a dope song. I didn't think it was going to come out good. My brother came into the room and was like, I got it. And then we did it. And then, now I got it. Bro, you literally just fucked the internet up. Fuck the internet up any time you do a sex hunting. Now the internet is going crazy because they just found out that J. Cole is older than me. How the fuck is this a topic for me? Because I've been in the game so long. And since I came in, I had, you know, I had facial hair and shit like that. You know, even you come in the game, you're supposed to be clean-saving, you're supposed to look as young as possible. I didn't even fuck about that. I've been trying to grow a beard. I'm not fucking 17 years. I'm not about to just, like, not, I'm not about to cut it off for a video. You know what I'm saying? So you came in the game, came in the game, looking the age, looking hard. So now you're as old as people thought you were. Absolutely. Everybody did. Now they surprised that I was 19 when I first came on. And then, yeah, me too. But this shit is crazy. Yeah. Because I'm like, I'm just catching you up on the shit that I've seen. I appreciate it. Thank you. You know how they have, like, these billionaire think pages and shit? They got this clip of you. What are they talking about? You turned down this deal. Oh, my God. Okay. For this $20,000 deal. I thought they called me doing something. So you do all the shit that you want. No, it's like some inspirational shit. They didn't put the piano music behind it. They wanted to tell the shit. And they're like, and you was all like, yeah, I turned it down. I wanted to say it. I like everybody's impression of my voice. I like that everybody's voice drastically changes whenever they're doing me. Oh, my God. I understand. Yeah. I'm about to be drunk in a second. That's fine. Do your thing. What's your drink? Don't promote it. Fuck it. No, it's not. I actually don't know the name of it. It's got the label on it. And it's the world's $8 wine. Well, I'm drinking. I'm drinking a Dr. Peppercorn. Peppercorn. Okay. I changed the name. It's the ghetto version. That's fine. That makes sense. Yeah, do your thing, brother. Hell yeah. But nah, that, yeah. I mean, I don't know what it is, man. I think the other time I hit the internet, it's organic. It's not like me trying to promote some shit, or it's just some real, you know, it's real shit. Like, oh shit, I think people need to need to know this. I think this would be funny as hell and not like, look at what I'm eating this morning, look at my food. Or, you know, look at, look at this, look at that, look at that. It's always like back to myself because social media was never created to be a look at me kind of thing. It's supposed to be our point of view. Yeah. It's it's just all selfies now, so You know the post does better when the actual person is in the actual post and stuff But you know social media was about what we doing and look at look at my view look at what I'm doing it But it didn't turn into a look at me kind of thing. So I think once I flip it back around and there's some wholesome shit And people just gravitate towards that shit now and even though they need it so you know, you know, that's what You know social media is a good learning tool. It is a good I feel like at this point You're a veteran of the strip club also. Yeah, so like it's a whole generation of young men that's coming behind us Mm-hmm. Give them some t-paying strip club rules T-paying strip club rules. Make sure they take credit cards If they take it, I'm this is turned into a financial lesson I knew I knew this was gonna turn make sure the strip club take credit cards before you even walk in there Yeah, if they take credit cards That gives you the whole quality of the whole place even even the chicks in there The the the the the different shades the different the different hue of skin You can go in there and just ask them. Do y'all take credit cards? Boom if they do Stay in that motherfucker. They say we do cash only immediately leave because it's dangerous It's not only dangerous. Everybody in that bitch got a disease every person even the bitch taking the money at the front He was gonna be like and then go back to your room and dispute the charges Don't do that don't do that They know you they know yet because when they take a credit card, they also take it I did it don't don't do that, but don't take no money in there Always use their ones and when you get more than a hundred dollars check the stacks Oh, yeah, check the stacks because Motherfuckers have been putting 90 dollars in these hundred dollar bands and then call it like a 10% fee and shit like that with a lady You got like more like 80 86 it ain't no But you know what that's the cost of doing business you would thank that So what happened to me was Notice this until I got back home. So I Got two racks just real quick. I know all these bitches. They kind of my friends I'm not just gonna pay my friends and do dumb shit that they do for free at all. So You know, so I got two bands We threw 500 of my homeboy birthday through 500 through the whole fire on the stack and then um All my homegirls came over there. So I was like, you know, y'all just want to go back to the house I can just give you all this. I don't have to throw it at you in the grades in front of everybody So we get to the house another 500 then the night ends I get to a drunk I fall asleep and then we keep the stack right my wife needed $200 or something in my kid's school She take out two two of the joints Why not we got it left over she needed in cash But she don't want to show up to the school with once like she was working at the club or something And then she goes to the bank to try to change it out for bigger bills They say ma'am. There's only 90 dollars in both of these and I remember The chick charged me to for the two grand, right? Then she came back after that and was like we forgot to charge you to ten percent So not only was there already ten percent taken out of the two grand. They charged me an extra ten percent You would think that's the price of doing business. That's just straight up fucking hustling The lesson in this fellas is you know, have your own strip club money Don't depend on nobody also helps to have a strip club in your house where you can actually count shit out sit down and think about it Get yourself some holes. Yeah, cuz you wouldn't cheat yourself when you get changed at your strip club Absolutely, you give out a hundred dollars and they sell them a little cash register There's a little purple and pink cash register them physical price joints Just grab that assign somebody wanted a little plastic credit cards and a fake joint to be about this thick Had them slide that bitch and you keep you ones and that it's a lot you can do with this man It's a lot you can do it I don't want to give away all the game because I feel like I feel a lot of this is some game I got a gift from you. How important are holes to making good music? Not at all. They got to make it worse. Uh You don't want to crowd yourself. No, I'm not saying like in the studio. Oh, I'm like as far as inspiration inspiration, uh, I Would say you wouldn't get really anything out of that Besides experience. I mean, but I'm saying don't I feel like holes would be like a little garnish Garnish is a strong word You can't really count on them for that, you know, cuz it could be some some embarrassing shit You know, you can go through your whole life trying to get that information out of people Then it'd be end up being embarrassed to make you look bad. And then you know There's some bitch would be wanting money Like how you gonna tell our story and I don't get no money off of you making out of money I never tell them my hoes like nobody would ever know Who was my hoes? It's like secret service. I'm snitching. I ain't I would never tell you through this with me because most of it is just me simping so I'm trying that deep Did you come on this journey with me? Even if I was tired up even if I was tired up with a group of strangers and one of my hoes was behind me I wouldn't even let them know If I was on the ship if I was on the ship and then it like crashed and then we was jumping off the boat I wouldn't jump off and be like those mom. I would never tell Roof and then Bruce really showed up with a helicopter in the ladder and he threw it down And it was me and two of my hoes and I was just like I just Was me and Samuel Jackson And I'm sitting right in front of him and they're making me sway in court that these ain't my hoes Looking right in his face. They made my strong face I'm not telling on my own. What if they say something I'm denying it because I don't know if they've been breached We've been we practice this they've been breached What it's what she she wouldn't say that she wouldn't say that it's over That's real. Yes, you and then you fuck around and then you see her and then she got the distress look like Oh, that's how I knew something happened. I'm burnt. They got me Code 6 code 6 Appleteam go go go go You know, you don't never supposed to snitch on yourself. Oh, not on yourself But if it if it you're coming to me and you Maybe you got it back. Come on, baby. They got us Come on, baby That's not we can still see you come on They fucking got us we can see you in the mirror Hey, man, how the fuck did you manage to have time that get on all the remixes? Just back in the day. Yeah, I just was constantly in the studio. There was nothing else to do I like killing this I bought all my homies with me So it wasn't like I needed to like, you know, go chill and no shit like that Wait, like we bought the club to the studio if you hear anything about me in Miami We barely barely is a strong word fuck. Hold on. Let me We went to the club a lot but not as much as we needed to Because we had club shit in the studio like you said holes wasn't important. Oh, they weren't they weren't broke What's the club with no holes? building No, that's a club. It's still it's the builder. It's about the stuff in there Hey, but the hose that's the stuff the stuff the speakers and the fucking the lights the fog machine We had all that shit in the motherfucking studio So any time we needed to see what the shit felt like in the club, right? Just turn all the lights on hit the fog machine, but let's get this motherfucking crack Okay, he's been breached He don't understand that we never made it in the rap game and we know about we seen all the nice accepting speeches We wanted to hear about it ain't no platform with black megas is like man them holes in o3 That was the best year for holes You was out here Dancing you were singing to him and shit. You gonna tell us they wasn't important. You didn't see how disappointed that young man was So it ain't real Questioning importance that's different from saying where they're there I'm not asking you to Bro, he think we're asking to say these hoes name. No We're not even talking about hoes that you knew we don't know just hoes who was at the show you questioning And you never even got with them. I just know it's on the ones that got away It was one time that there was three o'clock in the morning Omaha, Nebraska and suppose put up and y'all went to the only Waffle House in the city Oh, all right, but they showed up with an ounce that one or two of them show I'm trying to take No, it was whole the inspiration. I can let you in on the secret your music really helped me pull some holes That's what it was for. I was doing it for everybody else, right? You know, I use it to make sure that that I'll make sure y'all got the things that y'all found and deemed important You know what I'm saying? I was doing a public service announcement if you will to let y'all know what's going on in the studio Studio, but when he dropped I can't believe it. That's when I started thinking maybe I can't say I just haven't been trying And it's not saying that you weren't It's just that that motherfucker was so it was just maybe All the niggas was in the club Niggas will actually try I get it I get it. It's a it's a That's something you want to do man. I try that's what I tried to do all that shit You know when I was recording that shit, I straight up thought I was fucking three stacks I really thought I was doing something super fucking different. It was not I was very drunk And I just love how most of your stories go back to that It's been a it's been a thing for a while, so I'm trying not to be known for it, but I'm just I'm embracing the idea at this point, you know You're so creative when you're drunk. I think you should just channel it and just be a creative drunk I'm not sure man. It's about the shit that happens after a great People who wrote like all the American literature. They was all drunk. You think so, man Hemingway Poe It's motherfuckers drink themselves into a puddle of piss. I Think a girl imposes killing bitches for real. He wasn't He didn't buddy wanted to really wanted to nobody like looked into it. It was just like this some scary shit man Put it on shelves You giving us anthems You know, I mean, I I know what I wanted as a Because I came up as a DJ I was DJing before I was you know DJ pain before I was T-Pain so I Saw what was missing and what people react to I saw what tempos motherfuckers like and shit like that So I already had the information. I had the focus group, you know saying I had already ran everything I needed to run to know when I get in the studio people ain't gonna react to this I've seen many people react to this fucking every night. I DJ do this. They do this boom boom boom I got all this information running in my head as I'm making music. So It was like a second nature thing for me I mean, but other than that it was just like I also Made sure I liked my shit because I've heard so many fucking songs over the years I'm like this shit. I like to and the shit that I like and the people jump to I don't make shit like that so Big combination of shit, but yeah, I saw you DJing on like twitching some shit on like a live stream I think you had a lot of different places. I didn't download no damn twitch I'll just watch the clips that you should download twitch. It's very free style. I got all kind of shit, bro He'd be going stupid. I you gotta do this. Do you understand you be on the planet shit But niggas be like dude make this a song. Yeah, I mean daddy like that shit. You saw that Intro that was the intro to open up the stream and I was just like you just fucking you just drop greatness Don't be trying to and I think that's why it's dope because I'm not really trying to do that shit I'm such a fan. Every time I see you do some shit without auto-tune. I'm like if this nigga put the auto-tune on I was I'll really be mad when you do shit without I feel like you be letting niggas Sometimes a nigga just yeah, you're the king of that shit You don't drop a textbook teaching niggas how to use auto-tune You do understand what when you had the fucking That what's the app the anti-pain app? No, the mother fuck. I had that one the GPS one ways With the t-pain ship the limited trial run. That was pretty fucking cool I was mad as fuck when that ran out. Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna run out either. They was like, hey You know this ain't forever I get it man, I wanted they taught my bringing it back But they said I got to do all new things and I just really don't want to do that That was 3,000 things I had to say and sing and just sing them and come up with the melody I'm singing in like nobody was there like say this one like this The man singer bro, the mass singer you just went on there fucking people up I'm gonna be trying your vocal abilities like this. I don't know man. They really be testing my gangsta. You know what I'm saying Sometimes these niggas really think shit sweet. They really do and I don't know why I've never known why but they do Keep testing my motherfucking gangsta, but everybody fuck with you shit They do they do they fuck with it more when they don't know as me. That's the crazy part nigga That's why I'd be glad some niggas just listen to this show because they knew it was me talking this kind of shit Some niggas hate the game so much they'll just look at the thumbnail and black The game so cold It's so many niggas who don't want to see us do well and we niggas just like them But it only happens like that man and our shit. Come on. I was just talking about that shit, bro like it. I don't know why There's spots in our music, you know what I'm saying? There's like like such a such taking your spot Oh, this person's a spot the spot the spot This is he got the spot. He got the spot. This is your spot Did that like bro? You'll never hear like other genres doing that shit because we were in motherfuckers out the game And that's the whole shit for the young rappers to say all y'all all niggas sit the fuck down But they don't understand this old niggas out there like me like no Man, let's talk about bad homes and shit, bro. We won't grow with you We have children too. We need rap for parents For motherfuckers who used to be in the club and now we're responsible adults, but we still a little ratchet Not much imaginary dope out of soul In my mind, I'm the most hood nigga you ever meet when I'm so hood come on Imaginary dope. Yes Sometimes man So I don't know why I don't know why we do that, bro. I really don't know why we why we kick it Celebrate each other man, but you know, I don't know why we got spots that shit don't exist nowhere else in music No country music. Yeah, man musicians gotta understand us like they were like, it's a young man's game It's like but the old niggas got the money. Yeah, we will buy that shit. Yeah It's always amazing when you see young motherfuckers with money It's always amazing rap for the for the 35 and up crowd. Just make some shit. We can sit down and listen to that's it I also want to say hey guys, um We know you got money. We know we understand But you don't have as much money as you think nobody does nobody does You don't have as much money as you think you do and if you do have as much money as you think you do Trust me when I tell you that's not a lot of money It's fine. I know you're doing better than you were doing and you're richer than you were But it's still not a lot of money. Oh, and the in the scale of what we're talking about if you started talking about Elon Musk and shit like that. You gotta you gotta understand this Listen You got on yeah, that ain't it's the same motherfucker got so much money He started to talk people in the band another kind of money Might as well. He got all the other kind of money. Yeah, that's damn that was It's exactly what he did he tricked us I Made my own money. We bow just crypto currency. He gonna get all the cash Then he gonna wake up one day and be like that shit is worthless Right, then he gonna sell the money back to himself and then he's gonna live for ever because we will all be his Sacrifices and bro straight up Elon Musk is gonna live to be like 200 for sure Yeah, because he has already built the technology that's gonna keep him alive until the fucking Terminator shows up You can that chip in your brain. No, you sure? Hell. Yeah, I probably fuck with it, bro I just want to see what it do. I feel like I'm gonna put in my brain is marijuana I feel like I feel like they got a steady return policy that we can we can we can fuck with for it I don't think it's gonna be dangerous. You would get a chip in your brain. Yeah What I'm just gonna put it on what it do t-pain the only chip you should get is the fucking auto-tune Bro, I'm telling you Elon Musk on me right now and said bro You ain't even got to go in the studio no more. Just think of a song And it's on wax. Do you that's exactly what I'm trying to get you to understand You have talked to me in the singing shit Then I didn't know I wanted to sing nigga. Do you know how many times in my life? I have just walked around the house This nigga really made us sing this shit He take everything person Wait a minute first of all you got to understand that this is fucking t-pain. Okay, this nigga is super rich Nigga gave away his boogati. That's how rich he is. He gave him. He gave it back. I'm comfortable In the nigga on this planet that can't name for your songs. It's a couple people. No, it's not Niggas had niggas. No t-pain bro. Do you understand you got that much music for you put out so much music even the niggas Who don't like you was like now that one hard Rappin real fast Even your haters got one that's what I'm saying you gotta have one you gotta have one I do see a lot of people say I don't really fuck with your music But you seem like a pretty cool dude doing people. I like the most doing the people. I like the most I don't even fuck with your music like that, but you seem cool That's that's who I'd be wanting to hang out with shout out to everybody and tweeted me that in hopes to see me one day Honey is the free browser extension that scours the internet for promo codes and applies the best one it finds to your cart Straight up missing out on free savings. It's literally free installs in a few seconds and by getting it You'll be doing yourself a solid and support this bar cat when you check out the honey button drops down And all you have to do is click apply coupons wait a few seconds as honey searches for coupons that can find for that site Get honey for free and join in honey.com slash 85 south Last week I was buying some dishes. Yeah, of course me some dishes I needed a lot of dishes because I'd like to have dishes My purchase went from 150 to 118 just by the click of a button Man, that's that's that's about that's a nice little piece of money Dude, what's the map? 32,000 I need that just by using honey Yeah, I was buying some dishes and some knives total was 150 because they were expensive It's nice dishes non-stick Teflon cold 32,000 save man just by clicking the foot That's all right with me You guys Cool cool on you motherfuckers Shit Like mine or just ever Make the shit hard We don't guess okay. Okay. Cool. Everybody get the fuck Now I guess my favorite song that I've done is a default picture. I don't know if it's a deep cut You might not know about that one. Look it up. It's called fashion so default picture for me Song that I've done is probably kiss kiss. Oh Yeah, you know just writing and producing that just in a hotel room and then Taking it out that you know supposed to have that song first David Banner That would have been weird That would have been weird. I'm glad he forgot about that too. He don't even remember it I took it to him. Oh, you know what? Nope before David Banner that was supposed to be for our Kelly T-Pain so Ranges to wait wait T-Pain T-Pain who I had studio sessions with I had made beats in the in the hotel Then I had studio with our Kelly and that beat like the name of that beat was like our Kelly five or some shit like that I got made a ton of beats for our Kelly had studio with him Our Kelly didn't take it Studio with David better David better didn't take it shoulder to Chris Brown. We recorded a bitch on the spot So I feel like that was Look at God And you know another line that I used to sing all the time I can't wait When I pull up to the club she'd be like damn 28 I Had just got my first set of 28s. Then probably was the first set now that you think it was the first Even now they don't sell a lot of Well, I had some a Florida has me I literally just gave away a carwood with 30s on it. Yes He Gave away shit all the time man, I don't be doing nothing with it Bro, I used to buy shit just impressed niggas. I didn't give a fuck if I had it or not All I wanted to do was show other rappers the only reason I bought a boot got it because Wayne have one I'm gonna do that. Tell me about that motherfucker. Yeah, I fuck with the cars I saw that clip. He was like it wasn't my favorite. It wasn't I gave you another boy. Did you notice? I'm trying to find one. All right fucking T-Pen He'll to this voice where you got like 30 voices. It depends on how excited I am man No, that's what got it. What my favorite car man. It was a 09 and Shit, what was it like 2011 or some shit like that? We hadn't reached the whole nothing This this is really shit. I Like how it's so regular he's talking. I was like we didn't have Don't start with the bad shit Tell me about the first day you got that motherfucking you liked it. Let's go. You never liked it I've never liked it. This is the most niggaish shit. I never like bro I want you to get in a just but now go for the whole holes ain't important Go find a motherfucking oh nine Bugatti Veyron and get in that bitch. You gonna be like, oh, this is this is terrible The seats I'm a larger gentleman the seats weren't super great I tried to fit this motherfucker in there. No, it's okay. We went to the mall in that bitch I can't fit him in there with the shit we bought from the mall that motherfucker look like look at him They're motherfucking Burden that nigga right in suburban. That's it. Oh Not a towel. He uncomfortable in a towel many little truck Suburban Don't nobody see behind him shit on top. Oh, we got a picture of it. He was hot This is the type of nigga be outside But holding them up for the sweat. Yo, huh? You hot you hot we had but not like the it had navigation in the rearview mirror But the shit that you had to put the navigation in was in the trunk. Yeah, like it had a six Yeah, six this CD changer no Bluetooth Shit was it was just fast just a big-ass engine with it with a CD player That's a lot of money for that But you didn't drift racing now. I have been drifting. I've been drifting man. It's um, it's been fun I went to Dubai and saw that shit in person like Professionals do it and I was like, yeah, it's that time. So I came back start building shit You know, you know, I'm building cars or shit So I see that every time you post the shit that you want to do to your car I'd be people in the comments like don't keep me you shouldn't do that. I was like we're good news It's not gonna affect you This ain't gonna do shit to your car your car still gonna be the same when you start watching the You'll be fine. No fucking coming back out there. I'm supposed to tell me what you wanted to do in my car Oh, yeah It's the playbook. It's the playbook. What got you what got you into this? Oh, I've been I've been fixing cars, bro I've been like cuz I always you know always had a raggedy fucking car, you know saying when I was a kid Oh, but you be singing this shit We're going to see what strip club we can find that's gonna be my new favorite You James Brown of the new era you need to come talk to my fucking friends. That's fire, though You cold, bro. That's why we brought you here just to tell you Artists don't get to hear that, bro. I appreciate James Brown though. That's you like this That's strong. I ain't see you bro. You gave us so many We was in the hood with you. We was in when you fell in love with the stripper you had our support the whole time The whole T-Pain you ain't missed yet. It's what I'm saying, bro Then you represent us good and you come out and you perform live And you put the top hat on and play the piano and then you can go on the view and make them ladies laugh and it's just like You're a nigga that represent niggas that they never thought would be the nigga that you are There's a lot of niggas. I mean, yeah, that's how Whatever fans you guys support you just know it's a lot of niggas back there I'm so good. I know you're gonna sing that love about shit, but my girl won't hear so Everything's in the show. I know man. Everything's in the show. I'm just saying we appreciate bringing that creativity It's shit. I appreciate it So bro, come on one more time. We're doing good. I'm fucking terrible. I can't believe y'all did this fucking roach Yeah Now that's something else. No, that's some outside bugs man Don't don't don't put that out there like we got don't put that out there like we got roaches man That shit came from outside wait. Why cuz man Now that was a some kind of bug that bites. I just say to everybody like I Don't want no credit. I like how nobody Cops in my office. What happened the alarm went off I hope so and the T-Pain. Oh, they don't think I'm in that bitch They surround in that motherfucker I don't know what to do but it got it off or let them see if it's somebody in that bitch I Only one only one second somebody's gonna figure that damn bug and scared T-Pain in the police show God damn it. The police The police showed up Huh? Yeah, yeah, don't go up there, huh? No, no, no my wife don't go up there. She got she got it on her We good Welcome back today Entertainers Entertainers are strong. You're entertaining. You easily could have said like singer. No, I see you be entertaining That's strong. I appreciate that. You're the only nigga that can perform at all the awards in one year You can be at the hip hop awards, right? Soul Train Awards. Okay, the NAACP Mike catch you on that that gospel show you do all this Mad singers MTV you a cold nigga man. We didn't do some shit. They ain't gonna fuck around and be at the spring bling or some shit Yeah, I was still going then do the homecoming at the HBC Exactly just a real nigga man. I'll do what I can man didn't even like to do got it damn that hurt you didn't know Tell the truth. We did we didn't he been grinding for 12 years time out there that boo got it Vision board and everything You got a Pinterest you didn't came here Now I'm not gonna think about it First thing he said y'all ain't rich it's y'all thought y'all would income tax season Now it's not the time I really don't think this is the time to be telling people they not rich niggas have scammed for more than a half ever I get it lots of niggas watching this shit Boy you just open your DMs up to all the trap boy. Hey. Hey, look what T-Pain say I ain't heard wrong at the street Them niggas know me boy, he's throwing it out in the streets now. It's gonna. It's gonna take this whole thing I'm glad I can bring it to the shop T-Pain So dog you just figured out how to work the deal. I did You just get in now. What's the first interesting thing you see Nicki Minaj West out playing Nicki Minaj 86 weeks ago Hey, that's two albums ago. It is it's a minute 86 weeks ago all she said was hi I'm like, no, that was that was that was the opportunity right away, bro Like she was like the first one like the first bluejack I saw Nikki. I'm like Nicki Minaj No fucking way. Couldn't you say shit back? I did I said what up? You know what I would I would have hit it like I already knew it Nick this deal you I didn't want to go I didn't want to hit it with the what I wanted to hit it with So you want to respect the household baby, you know, I say you just want to Hey, man, you fuck you fuck me up on the gram the other day Well, I haven't had to look again because you had posted this shit with Kalani Yeah, I can't believe I got opposed. I got a song with T-Pain I'm thinking this up post some like shit. It's amazing. You know, I put that word You was going crazy No, it's just certain people you sure yeah, only women No, bro, it's just I can't do that you sure there's a heavy array Now I only shoot all the shoot like long shots It's gotta be to the moon. Yeah, you're gonna straight to Rihanna. Yeah, I'm telling you. Okay. I send Rihanna Messages on the regular At least once a week all I need to see all I need all I need to see in the messages and see I'm in the game if she's if she open anything My guess with my name is Mr. Fitz I Rihanna by weekly She's gonna check one of them Every time they drop some on that on that page. I'm in the fire This is beautiful. This is beautiful. I can't talk like she talking back. What you have a conversation Yeah, but this beat is Janet Jackson, though Nobody regular he's screen shot and put his response over to the other side make it blue only Dems I slide in are the women who was on TV who was famous before I got in the game So you go for just Unobtainable But I don't think most of it is obtainable though Yeah Halle Berry you see the shit she be talking about on Twitter. I know I know she see the shit I'm saying cuz it gets so many retweets and like how she gonna ignore it But I'm on her neck. I'm I feel like if the next three posts if I really just get creative with it She gonna at least hit me with a lol. I'm this close And guess what lol do that leads to a follow back and guess what follow back do dm So guess what I'm about to do. I don't think open the flood gate. Come on You know what's gonna happen though once you think I need you to be on my side Once you follow you and hit the then go to the dm She gonna see all the fucking previous measure since fucking No, I need her to see how long we've been here. I Ain't said nothing to be embarrassed about I feel like you don't know that my games I Got what you call complimentary game So it just Once you see how long I've been down Consistent you just been down for a long time. Yeah, I know I don't never get in the DM I don't think that's I don't think that's helping anybody in the whole case. We don't I just don't think yeah I don't think that's a real factor. Everybody's looking for we be hitting me for three years. That's that seems Believe it or not That Janet Jackson But what I'm saying though is like Seems like I'm perfectly saying you But I see what he's saying obviously don't believe him because this worst case But if you think it was like when I saw the post like Janet Jackson, she didn't have a lot of action on that tweet I was like this Janet Jackson. She deserves more traction And then it was like the fans And the fans were giving me enough inaction to keep it going it was like I see you Los Los Appreciate you. Let me bar the Bugatti the other way they was throwing so much extra gas on it something no way. All right Wow Wow T-Pain that shit really I think it was up to about 3500 But like people were saying I know people like it too, right, you know I do my thing. I'm good with the word. Hey, I'm really Just start leaving billionaires and be like I'll be I'll be cool. I'll be fine I just feel like unobtainable right off the bat. Just don't even don't even shoot bro. You trying to you're trying to shoot Game-winning shot from Negativity stay focused and I want y'all to stay here on this plane Check this out. He been there we trying to go there this one of them less And I'm telling you what it looked like on the other side. I'm telling you this shit Okay, I'm telling you T-Pain. Yeah niggas at the bottom of Mount Everest At the bottom of my She up there, but I gotta tell you man It ain't it ain't where you want to be for too long Hypothermia is up there too. You want it? You don't want to meet that bitch at all That's a cold bitch Everybody was like man get T-Pain in the trap I Can't be shittin on everything we've been working Ability Bugatti's ain't shit. I gotta take this shit on my watch list. Don't say okay We need clarification. Here's a section of clarification. I bet Bugatti's are fucking awesome. My Bugatti was trash I bought it used It was used up you can do that because the car mold to your personality. I don't think that I don't think you know our cars work You didn't cut them off I'll let you know off the top what we was dealing with we back. I appreciate it Yeah, so mine was ass definitely Definitely shoot man shoot the shot. I'm just saying T-Pain. I don't want you to be you know You're gonna be married to you shot your biggest shot. This is oh nobody. I've never shot a shot. There you go That's why you talk about doing it. Give it my hand. I got married the second I turned 18 So I was already married before I even got in the game. I didn't have No, it just wouldn't happen. I'm terrible brah. I'm the simpiest nigga alive. I don't I'm the king of the simps if Drake album was a person Talking to chicks man, but what you drinking man cheap fucking wine No, the songs I make that's all the shit. I would I would want to say Seems like a great opportunity to vent it out Oh, yeah all the time Oh, yeah, nah, it's just cuz I had enough money to You deserve a drink you pretty bitch That's a whole new song I want to be your friend But that's the but that's the whole thing That's the whole thing when you talk about like value and if bitches was important in in the whole shit Like the bitches that just chill you ain't got to fuck them ain't nothing going on You got to worry about no feelings later on you got to worry about that What's that shit you talking about on the side the bitches you chill with and just hang with That you can cut the bitches that you that you hit up and you can call it bro It's sounds it the real ones the ones that the ones that when you get caught like and they go up You know I'm saying like them you got to worry about No Yeah Keep going stop because what you done took us we didn't know we was gonna end up here I'm trying to I'm trying to bring it full circle take your time What was your concern cuz I want to get one of the mixture he been lost he That was a minute ago you did wake up in the new book got That was his Bugatti No, but they used his for the Bugatti did you know that That's him that's what I was trying to get you Look man, we don't let it go we just saying you know it happened that whole thing was really crazy But now the trick that you can just chill with man the tricks that he ain't got to worry about nothing else But just fucking being there just being a friend Them when you say when you say important holes them to important holes The business that you just fucking it and getting out of the way and then they just come through the studio to fucking sit there And smoke everything up and drink all your shit and if I can go back to work Right, let me clean this What you want to me Not talking to any of the ladies watching this show We're only talking about the specific bitches and hoes that we know personally We love women do with me and we just respect. We're just talking about these like no disrespect It's like three or four of each It's not a group. It doesn't represent Georgia don't know each other. They don't date like they've seen each other and spoke but they're not friends. They're correct. Correct. That's the best But yeah, I'm telling you. I know what you want. I'm telling you what you need But you got a lot of wisdom man You know, I mean it's a lot of experience experience man It's coming in contact with every kind of person and figuring out which kind caters to you And you know not caters to you but which kind fucking fits you the most and you know the people that you know I always say get people that fuck with what you fuck with You know I'm saying surround yourself with people that fuck with the same shit You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like if I get on your team and I and I mean I mean you just we start hanging out together and I don't smoke. You're gonna be like, okay No, I'm not cuz you keep pain. I mean you know what I mean The only reason I'm still smoking is because you're like, nah, this shit cool It is cool, but if you would have been like man, that shit fuck with my auto tune I would have been like Not my bronchial cords Do you own is that fucking deep, bro? Okay, so if I was like Chico, let's say Chico didn't smoke. Let's take a smoke He don't that's what I'll be telling you Okay, then this is I'm wrong Let me give you a situation at some point of the time everybody who is on the staff quit smoking That didn't make me stop I Was gonna show them what would have happened if they kept nobody's gonna make Me stop. Yes, they are I'm gonna make me stop. That's what I was trying to get you to understand, bro That's I'm smoking because I'm at a point in my life. Well. I'm like, yes I'm at my yes face. What's the yes? Yes? You ever been in like a race where they just like keep going? You don't know what the fuck the race going to but you just in that bitch and you in shape And you look good and you got your motherfucking nikes on and everybody's like keep going And you like fuck Any of that I'm just say I used to run this shit, but I'm just see that's this is the marriage with that But you ain't gonna hang out 24-7 with somebody I don't fuck with the shit you fuck with you Everybody not supposed that's the shit that creates art, but you got to figure that out. Yeah Understand people are different. That's the one thing that made me different Yeah, you know what everybody got their own world that they live in absolutely break in this group Everybody gonna go live in the world as they see it Absolutely, and then if we can like come together and understand that we don't have That's what a shit getting dope back cuz you're like, well, look how I do it I bet I'm gonna do this shit that I do and then you do this shit you do and then you do it And then we'll do this shit and then when we get together. That's the shit we do like this. Let me hit this I mean, yeah, it takes definitely people from different cultures and different Different aspects of life and shit like that, but that's what make black people cool Because it's like you've sprinkled two weird niggas in there And then you really like it's like shit ain't gonna work if you don't have two weird niggas You gotta have one gotta be like like real world smart and then one gotta be like hood smart But still kind of like on some gig shit. Okay Okay, I like them the diversity amongst black people I think I think you are how you know, I definitely Because you'll be around I Yo boy, I'm gonna use a solid callback right there That's my top of the show T-Pain bruh You got this other song that's a song that was supposed to be like a parody like that bitch. I'm on a boat shit. Yeah I fucks with it. Did you fuck with it? Nigga I fucks with it. I was like a white people answer. I can't stay like I'll be That's the thing. I was about to say nigga. I've been sneaking on boats Just to see I can't get on a boat without playing And it's like I ignore it like We'll be written boats and shit T-Pain out of town I don't just be like we on a boat like I wait till we out in the water get you say you be sneaking on boats I thought you was walking up to the You think you sneak over Fucking midnight I ignore the white people on the song I just focus mostly on the part you doing okay? Well, that's cool I bought a different aspect to it. Yeah, that's the part that I be playing. Okay. All right I feel you and you can you can hear the darkness in my voice. I know you that makes sense Stop drinking this shit I need to put this down, but you got to stop Shit might turn into a whole nother get the blood just swell up. We can both stop at the same time Shit, I appreciate that man. That's some real shit Hey, man, I really like what's going on in there, man. I fucks with it too. T-Pain some cold ass shit there But tell me about West Kansas What you got me? Yeah, what's cancer? Yeah, okay That's a university now. It is now it is now. Yeah, I say way. That's pretty good. That's a good segue Yeah, you got it. You got it. You do what you do No, it was cancer man. We it was some shit that That kind of blew up out of nowhere like people from there say that shit like that and nobody else knows that so they just thought I just made some shit up, right? Like, you know, it's like when like people from Montana. They say Montana so So just like that but you did Wisconsin, Wisconsin, but you did You did try to compliment a bitch with some spaghetti sauce. First of all, you said prego Okay, that's just forget it's not a hundred percent sure you listen to the song Just call you call your bluff on this one No, yeah motherfucking for you go that was the only Spanish word I knew at the time and I flexed it I flexed it. I'm a real nigga for that. I appreciate it, man My my engineer the engineer that recorded that song was Bolivian and I was like man I got I need one To one motherfucking I know one Bolivian and whoever's on that that old That old video game. What was that fucking ghost recon? Like in Bolivia Oh my god, you've seen Bolivian special forces. Yeah, somebody I look that shit up because that's Bolivian special forces Bolivian special forces is the scariest-looking shit, bro Wait to see the shit. Oh my god, you're gonna you got it. You got a shit out of your dick See fucking pain wait a minute This is one of those moments where we have to ask who the fuck taught you that That shit from It's not this particular liquor. I just know when I get real drunk always piss out of my ass T-Pain You stop right now T-Pain have y'all never had a wine hangover who was with T-Pain You gonna put that T-Pain we want what's never for you niggas man. You know what niggas them Are you T-Pain y'all niggas ain't got enough water I'm sure that that is some kind of condition. I don't think so. I believe so I think it's wine water and Mexican food. It'll be a perfect combination T-Pain You get drunk enough hit that taco bell at four in the morning. You're gonna pay you gonna piss out of that ass T-Pain yeah Son of turds every time nobody know what dire is you got to stop eating baby food I'm just more truthful than everybody in this fucking room Maybe we're adults and we have a fiber intake in our diet and we keep our shit together I don't think so man. We all living in the world trying to keep our shit together literally I know y'all niggas ain't eating one bit of healthy It's one vegan in this motherfucker, and that's that's it T-Pain and even his shit is has a firmness to I know that That ain't fucking true Niggas sitting out plant-based turds. I'm not I'm not hearing it. I don't want to hear I heard their square just square It's come out in juice Plant-based plant-based He drunk second they can reuse it that one Oh shit my neck getting warm cuz it's thick ass jacket T-Pain They just gonna take that clip out you don't understand the abuse I have taken and people just like hey man get T-Pain in the trap I'm like I don't know if y'all know I had my people call y'all to tell you I've been reporting to the FBI this whole time Everybody's under arrest get the fuck on the ground The way shit been going the way shit been going I wouldn't even know if he was playing I'm sitting here like having that that moment on blow out of all the niggas that came to the trap they sent T-Pain You ever had to do that shit and it was me don't never do it in your voice Hit that bitch don't tell me that I don't know don't tell me in your voice though like sing that shit out I'll just have to get a quick snap. Come on man. It's not Jack. It's not that You would have to sing that part It's a Wasn't even gonna ask you to do no shit like that, but they have the That's how It's intimidating oh guess what I'm doing first three days. I'm in there working on my verse for the You working on your first day out John you can record it on the phone in there that snuck in your ass It's gonna be a lot. I guess Ryan been fine. What right in fine. Did you find it? Looking for videos man Already got the chip in my head. That's why I always Okay, that ain't it man He googled it. He went along. He didn't go to YouTube He wanted them That was just the reassurance When it goes down to fucking truth, this is the first Imagine what it's like wait till I actually get drunk It took me 54 minutes to get over this bitch and I came an hour early It was a trip Don't tell nobody I'm top. God damn it. Welcome back to the T-Pain wine drunk. Nope. It's over give me a second. I'll be right back. I don't know what the fuck he going But anyway No, bro, I Told you I'll be telling everybody about you man You know, do you know T-Pain? But do you know T-Pain? Yeah, boy. Have you ever met T-Pain exactly? T-Pain do you know nap green? Do you know you ever heard of nap green? See check this out. Mm-hmm one of the coldest niggas out here. I'm talking about a creative mind You see how easy it is now. It's just easy. That's all you had to do to Eddie Murphy This show you don't even know T-Pain and I'm telling this nigga how great you are. He don't give a fuck Okay But it's not my job to make him give a fuck It's for me to give him the information. That's it. No, I know you never you taught me a lot of she's You think they're gonna do a three like you think you We can it's like the cousin take over the movies. Okay, you ain't bitch yet. You ain't bitch it yet. Well, he's not answering back Okay T-Pain my nigga Leave DL my nigga was down there in the movie bro down there. I'll say with them I'm talking about for weeks He was in the whole movie that was a crazy shooting schedule and then I know like they had a rep party I know they did Everybody drunk it's just getting it getting along. Not only did he not tell it. He didn't even say none of our senior over now That's okay That's just I have my He lying With 85 He have not much more than nothing to speak to me like we've been talking T-Pain I believe anything you say You don't turn the nigga who didn't even know me Against me now, bro. Do you know how many people if I can hate you not? Never met you because they're going off of a story that somebody else told about you and they never want to meet you T-Pain like that Not ready for this type of shit, man Put you up on game Fucking They know how you auto They do be knowing we got the stories Evidence to back it up. I think I ain't seen no 85 side buddy. See Here they go right here T-Pain. They are too. I'm tomorrow on him Ain't shit on his hoodie. That's how much he hate Literally have the availability of the exact same color With the logo on oh, yes, we'll never get though one of these are yellow jerseys That is I feel like I can fit one of them. That's my old team T-Pain was talking to you not me I'm gonna take myself out the equation Yeah, didn't seem like it was my spot to be in the middle y'all Feel like this friendship was doing better without me No, you helping I came to bring the light brother you helping bro Shout out to my squad man. You already know what team Oh Nap don't ever change. Yeah, I bet y'all niggas. It's mad. Why I'm sorry Y'all niggas. It's mad. Why I'll be where life bro So you the Nicki Minaj hit you back after you hit her back No, I think she got what she needed. She's gonna wait eight or six weeks and pick you back Be ready. You might hit me with that Yeah, what the with the with the with the tables after enjoying be ready though. I don't think so man You got something on deck for no, not even a little well, you know, she wants something. I don't know that Like it was a clearance thing. I think you should do it. I do want to do it. Yeah, I do want to do it Back in the days, but other than that It was never like a thing thing I think it was just me I think it was just me seven I'm just like I should hear my feelings. She hurt your feelings a little bit I'll tell the 85% is what happened. It wasn't it wasn't like I want to bring it back up. Yeah, it's still a month This is what the 85 south show is for but so black me can I think I'm a nigga. I think I'm a nigga in like 2007 And we had just you know was about to work together. Yeah, and she has not responded and I was like Nick Let me know what's going on. She's like, hey I'm an artist too, and I'm working on my shit. So, you know Maybe chill and I was like, oh Now what you're feeling my heart? Delicious thing, maybe I was in love with Nicki Minaj So like you so when she says she busy you took it like she curtain no She wasn't like busy. I was like, yo, just quick little version. She was like, hey, I'm working on my shit, too She was shut up and I was like, all right, she didn't say that she obviously didn't say it like that It was a quick text back and I was like, okay. I'll just wait on her and then What's the day? She might have been ready to be like fuck that shit Probably I'll take this in too much to heart and I just never hit her back. She pain don't be like that No, I told you I'm a simp man. It's not that's just You're talking about I can't hear Jen Jackson, but you're out here Acting like that with Nicki Minaj. I'm acting like that because I was actually talking to her back and forth Jenny Jackson She got a she's not many messages. She did She seemed to be talking to her she's seen it. She's ain't that it ain't like she saw my shit and skip I never have like Trying to get rid of that red bands on it on that don't never let nobody talk to you out of Jenny Jackson What if I'm her type you not but what if I am What if she been fucking with the show? She just been waiting on me to say her name She's gonna wonder why I'm always every time we go somewhere I'm a little right in the camera I'm over went from JD She are clearly like short bald niggas. Bam Not sure J. Was JD ball when that happens. Yeah He was Every kind of rich nigga What the fuck I need to show up richer than her fuck so she can feel like I don't need To take care of somebody who gonna appreciate all that money and shit She even had a nigga make her grits the way she like she don't want nobody coming in there trying to claim Did she tell you that did she tell you that I'm gonna come in there claiming her on there on the attack You think Jenny Jackson pay income tax. That's how small your mind is you think you think Jenny Jackson pay her income Absolutely. Yeah, she has an accountant, man You know what the fuck I'm saying she gonna got that before we do anything sexual what you think she's gonna do Get all my business straight That's not she's not gonna fuck with me if all my business not in order She own master you think she's gonna let me out here Man get the fuck out of here. That's before we do anything freaky But all the way before just like nothing in the air and all that all it is all of this Come on man. I'll even fuck see whatever she won't see in the house of one of them green I see you got a motherfucking charge When I'm laid up like this and I'm smoking a good bagwood and she walking around in the gas Janet Jackson Buddha in the gas house You all the way in the gas house T pain said it would never happen Why you always bringing it up? You just don't know what that nigga said baby lay down get on my chest You're gonna be walking around so you think if I'm her nigga we're not in the big house. No I'm in the big house with anything I'm fucking with T pain. I'm not This is your first time in the trap you better look at that wall You're in the pool house She's okay. I'm in your brother. Okay, man. You're gonna step in you my nigga. All right, man. Where is that man? No, man T pain. I'm in it. I'm in it Look just know I'm in that big-ass house front house. You don't even know the situation over there. I ain't got to know I'm fucking in that house. That's what I'm saying I'm not supposed to know everything I'm the weekend nigga I Got keys to everything on the problem. Well, who are you talking to? I parked back there Boy, hey, I don't give a fuck what kind of woman they are. They like real niggas. I get it Yeah, that makes sense. They make a lot of sense. You think it's all these successful black women out here They got everything they want mm-hmm except a nigga They don't want all I gotta tell you man I'm showing a label. I'm the Navy seal of black man I show up and fix whatever whatever nigga she need in that role. I gotta tell you man. All right, T-Pain. Maybe anything You was out here you was married at 18 I was in these motherfucking streets like spider-man Look T-Pain in oh three This is a ocean of culture. I was on a little boat. I was just running away from cooch I was like stop stop And then I slipped a little bit And then I was like oh my leg I'm in this little oldies ocean Oh, I'm in this water somebody I'm about to drown in this. Whoa You had a dog separate T-Pain. I was out here. I ain't in the back of the house This one I hit you man. They don't want to keep this shit secret T-Pain Yeah, I'm talking about No, they don't man. You do all that. He's still he don't he don't know where I've been and what I say man. I think I ain't look man I get it. Don't get it. I understand. I just say hey T-Pain Trust me. Obtainability It's a bitch And let me tell you something T-Pain if Nicki Minaj told me she was busy. I wouldn't even be mad It wasn't like a busy thing. She was like, all right. I'm busy. I'm gonna get back to you real quick She's like she ain't got to get back to you real quick. I bet don't no not real quick I'm telling you how I said it wasn't it wasn't a malicious thing. It was just like Stop hitting me kind of thing How many times did you hit her though? It was it was a couple While he shitting on you loaves He give up easy Couple was a very very drastic understatement Not a story here Yeah, it was a lot. I hit her a bunch. I hit her a whole bunch T-Pain rounded off force. You think I'm a blow jenny jackson inbox up like that? Absolutely You're having a whole conversation about yourself You and her inbox like every one of our hot dogs coming Coming to the package of nine I Didn't change your voice for you that was So that's what it was it was a boy shit now That's where it started. It wasn't that it wasn't where it started. I'm only hating because your beard growed evenly T-Pain this ain't got shit to do with me, man You love to see people try to destroy me. I knew you You was gonna find I knew What the fuck I did to T-Pain Look how he switched on you that was a 10 the whole thing was a 10. You're fine. Get out I knew something was wrong. Look how relaxed his security is. Yeah, T-Pain probably It's probably gonna kick this guy's ass Yeah, I'm ticking the night off You little guy it make light work. Yeah, he'll figure it out. I've been training him Oh, that's fucking chill. Jesus christ man. You had to come here. Yeah. No, this is on the right You had to because now people can stop asking me Uh-huh. I don't know what the fuck They don't what's going on. Like I told him that you said you were on the way I did and here you are. Here we are. What you got coming up? Uh, man The summer here, bro. We need some auto-tune or shit. I didn't want I'm literally about to Oh god It's gonna be something just it's been long enough t-pain in september You can't give us a hundred hot songs in a row. Don't give me no shit. Don't give me no shit Why not t-pain don't give me no shit, but in september do people call you t-pain or just pain white people call me t-pain I'm black Black people call me teddy and For real? Yeah Bro, these strangers will talk to you like they've been to you. This is why This is why I did it Because I'm a nigga I thought that was for the hoes Teddy? Yeah, like I know the rest I know the rest of it. I've been trying to actually get rid of that name Teddy pender ass down. Yeah super rapy now. You sung it a lot. Yeah Especially in this council country, I've been trying to slide a little bit. Yeah, I've been trying to slide a little bit You just throw a little bit on the end. Teddy pender ass down if she wants me to With consent with consent with consent teddy pender ass down with consent. Yeah, ring the rolls right off the top. Yes No, but teddy pender ass down because she asked me to because she asked me to so niggas will call me titty Yeah, I'll just call you t-pain, bro. That's shit hard That's how I'm gonna make it me feeling like you feel like a nigga to fight real well To fight no, I'm not super good at fighting Can you swim? No That's how much I can fight I'm gonna look I'm gonna get I'm gonna get out. Don't say that on this show, man Oh, no, I'm telling you but if somebody throw you in the pool, you're gonna get out that motherfucker, ain't you? Yeah, so you know how to swim enough to get out that bitch and get away That's a great man, bro because Don't trust and believe Trust and believe I keep it on me T-pain, you have turned into an uncle at the family reunion right now That advice just was going right here and went Look I keep that on me too because I know how niggas is because I used to be one of them Because I know how niggas is And he probably can't even fight. He tried to throw them niggas off He looked at for some action Relax, look don't nobody fuck with t-pain, bro. His mother is a national treasure and we still have A long way to go. Yeah, just i'm just trying not to Try not to fuck up the money. No, you one of those people nobody watching this saying I was swaying on t-pain It's niggas. You got so many niggas out of that that's saying that right now I guarantee it most of them from hometown Bro, I should just go around the room and just ask everybody what's their favorite t-pain song everybody got one It's a lazy one And niggas will start arguing. No, fuck that Like it ain't his music that one ain't shit. And they had pmc on the pmc on the on the uh on the uh on the uh stripper remix Come on, that's so crazy the stripper remix. The stripper remix was supposed to be me and one other person It had a hundred niggas on it. Yeah, I know why because my a and r hit me and he was like, bro Who you want on the remix and I gave him a list if you can't get pmc Get paul off you can't get paul walk in our kelly if you can't get out But he then he just went and got everybody The motherfuckers who went and got everybody I was like, I like bro this song the longest shit and it was like You think people ain't gonna listen to the end of this bitch because we can just order it to where Muffin it's just like when the news come on and they'd be like more about that story at 11 It's just 9 30 Put the motherfucker at the end of muffin everybody want to hear and they'll listen to the whole thing and god damn it That shit worked out it got to the point where everybody in the rap game had a verse on that It did everybody in the rap game had a verse on that shit It I didn't I didn't think that the shit was gonna work out like that, but it absolutely did and I should worked out Excellent, you know, I was really scared about the fucking video. I was like no way all these motherfuckers are available on the same day Everybody was available We got the t-page shit serenity try to stay out there about Thursday Man ain't been out there in a minute. Oh, what do we shoot that? Yeah Hey everybody, I never get that It was actually West Palm Beach I've been on the roll with that niggas in 07 Me and then nigga been on the road said Oh He got more stories than t-page. All right, I'm gonna tell y'all about the night I met my baby mama Two times two times. I met the same bitch two times More on that story at 11, but look What people don't know it t-page is a black belt that oh, I can't fight shit. It's a trick I got it on This is really just gessing that he drink it All right, I want y'all to know that but nah, I mean think about being a jit coming up in the south and then fucking UGK show a virtual video. Hey, bro. This is my second fucking single, bro Big flex Because he it was like, uh, he he t-paying me a down on himself. I'm like, bro. I'm not being down on myself. I just know What came before me? I know what you know what I know a royalty is you see pmc show What the motherfucking one of them razor motor rollers and I got them, uh, the fur coat nigga, you're gonna be like, bro I can't believe this is happening right now and he a fresh out of jail At your shit and he and he I told you everybody was looking for He had missed a hundred motherfucking things in jail, bro You could have went and did any one of them shit that you show up at my shit. I'm like I don't even know how the fuck this is happening right now He probably was talking shit in the jail about just video shit And when I get out this motherfucker, man, I'm going to fuck with that young nigga Well, no motherfucking cotton draws neither Yeah, them young niggas waiting on me with a hundred thousand goddamn it They want me to get in the video fucking all the bitches, man All the big ain't gotta be in here with you fucking niggas He hated them bitches that was fucking hilarious. He hated the bitches. Yes the chick that was around him He ain't like every time we did a motherfucking taken it was like y'all bitches ain't even moving in this bitch Y'all bitches need to get the act together. Y'all, you know In fact, bring me new people. We're like, we don't have new bitches You took the whole budget nigga. We don't have other You only had two Yeah, we had we had we the bitch was alternating rooms Wow all them rooms is connected to each other. Come on over and come to the next set Who else surprised you that came? R. Kelly That sucks to talk about now. Why can't we just openly talk about this now? Jesus Bro, I mean you're gonna say it again. We was gonna bleep that one You're gonna repeat the shit who's gonna take this whole shit Everybody everybody except for like, uh, paul wall not because he was Grayson Because I already knew paul wall dick I know you were gonna be your mom. He did a bunch of he did a bunch of songs with my artist young cash You know I'm saying so, you know when they started, you know making grills together and shit and cash start promoting the shit So I already knew you know, I already knew paul, but to have people come through and just like really show up and shit and really Like taking the time. Nobody was rushing. Nobody was like, all right. I'm done with this shit It was like everything we everything we asked everybody to do was insane And to you know not be the center of attention You know what I'm saying like everybody that actually wanted to be there and be a whole group together that she was I couldn't I'm think I'm gonna have another day like that like for a while. Yeah, you are you probably got three of them songs that You ain't even put out yet probably You see our optimistic lo see that's that's the type of nigga man. That's the type of energy we need I like the optimism. He gonna have some shit. You think you can fuck jenny jackson That's not even the gold now. I feel like I gotta correct you because I need her to know that if she ever disrespected that I'm gonna take up for And I really I don't got nothing to get you but what you're not gonna do You're not about to talk Talk like that Bro, I don't wish my life him and his security guard couldn't have me out. I don't fuss that is man But you you just don't understand That the ass looking that they got coming for you is coming either way You didn't say it's so much of the wrong shit you have no idea The pain that's in store for you. That's why you over there getting comfortable. He really stretching because you're gonna fuck me up First chance he get Oh my god, but hey at the end of the day at least you get to meet t-tank Who the fuck you to introduce me to Oh I don't want the episode in when I say thank you. Oh, yeah, I told you see pleasure me whatever man This nigga see I could fucking mutt. We had a crazy ride, bro. Man. He don't even know More people see him on this show I'm trying to tell you I'm perfectly motherfucking fine. Do you think it wasn't empty? This is motherfucking dumb. Oh no, these the first of all, these are small ass cups We got to step it up and that's motherfucking whatever man. We need the red cups. Get the red cups They gave you three. Oh, no, I took three of these. I stole these. Did anybody give me these? Walk around this whole bitch and stole something. I got nobody walk out here empty-handed hair room job Hey, man, y'all get It's all over the rest of the cups is gone. I'm telling you ain't no more cups in there. I looked everywhere Y'all give t-pain some this y'all niggas got some secret compartments or something That niggas starbucks cup ain't really a starbucks cup It's a lot going on in this bitch, but I'm trying to tell you. You got motherfucking looking long and hard now. I'm fine Oh, look, he got his job back T-pain Motherfucking, I got his job See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Every time you try us, we have to show you that we are exactly what you say we are It was only four cups in that fucking bag. It doesn't matter You the only nigga who wants some cups You ain't like we having a birthday party and we had a cup Enough cup it's you got an extra cup. I don't think I don't think we really was pressed for cups You think we would have just freely gave away two cups. I just feel like I'll have enough water bottles to We have snacks on deck. We got water. We got Don't drink that water now it's flat You got it you figured it out This is just the part of the show man where we pay a tribute to the hood and we just drank a capri sun For all the single mothers who let us spend the night before we was on I'll fuck with that. I'll fuck with that a lot Sometime I think about all my My old flings and they children, you know, they was little one was messing with their mom. That boy was two Engaduated man, that boy big man I tried to what? High school. Okay. He's six seven. He got a d1 scholarship He still remember you? He always hit me like hey pop But his mama don't know Oh, okay. I feel like how your mom It's not like it's like I'm just gonna tell you where all this is happening. Everything's on fire No, it's not whole place. That just means the chicken ready. Okay Oh God Man, you sung the hell out there may back music too I put my heart into that one I felt I felt strong on that one. That was uh I felt like that was gonna be like a like a nigga anthem It was you you always on the nigga anthem. I gotta be man. It's it's a part of it's uh I cannot explain this The metamorphosis of a nigga There was a point in rap music where niggas had to call T-Pain Had to Need him on You're really wouldn't doing sure Niggas had to call like temmel and the fucking ferrell like he called me You gotta get getting blow it. Come on man. Why you called yourself this away That's all for pitbull. You have made me sing so much shit. That's what I'm saying like these things like the shit that I'll be making Like fucking got money was for pitbull pitbull didn't want it Good I didn't want him on it. But that's what I'm saying like I'll be thinking I'll be having like You're gonna love this And then fucking um low Was for fucking nely Do you understand that low was for nely and he said it was corny nigga Okay You gotta talk your shit these niggas tea. I ain't trying to get nothing in these shit. I'm just being a good boy Bro, I don't think they What bag were you in When you was like shawty had your map of bottom jeans I did that song and uh shawty in the same night now shawty is a ghetto love anthem. Oh, yeah Yeah Now check this out. Wait a minute This is this is gonna only confirm my simpness listen to the words of shawty Even though y'all niggas y'all niggas been knew I'm not your man And you didn't I'm gonna call you my shawty you Y'all niggas been knew it nobody paid attention if your niggas would have just paid attention But then you got on the next land and I can't sit like when you was like I beat his ass Why would you you was gonna fight the nigga? Because if I have he's doing I mean obviously her actual boyfriend. What's gonna you really felt that strong I'll be his ass It's my bitch. It's my home and I can't stand to see you treated bad I'll beat his ass. I can't stand to see you treated bad. I'll beat his ass That's when you see it. What's when you got a home girl niggas putting his hands on her and shit That's one of my favorite hood songs, man Because plaz came right on the niggas I pointed at the donkey totally opposed to be yours. Hey, but we did nothing that We ain't supposed to do That's what the shit got deep Yeah to stop. No, because it's like Because that was like, you know women be giving you the first name like what are we doing? Okay, what are you doing? Yeah, but we ain't doing nothing. Yeah, you're right. We ain't doing nothing. I was just about to ask you You want all niggas to know? You got the lips. I'm here to bring the light brother. You know So you just really just gonna throw it out there? Yeah, I mean look man Maybe I didn't convey it correctly. You should just do a song and be direct man. Tell them about your sepinae's way I have a song on my next album called sepinae ain't easy Who you gonna get on that remix? Drake and fucking Ed Sharon Ed would kill that motherfucker. Ed would like to slap that bitch, what? Uh, who else? Goddamn Grover from Sesame Street Uh, hey man, who you wanna do some music with that you haven't done nothing with yet? Man, Kat, they never said they haven't did shit. He just hit her too many times and Nicki Minaj was like I want a new joint since he just dropped Friday. I'm on it. T-Pain, you'll be holding out, bro God is looking like we don't know shit about you. He throw some shit. He want us to joke and be he have a rebuttal for this shit Yeah, he really want to stun on us. He already told us we ain't got no money We'll never reach the top of the mountain. Right. Jenny Jackson don't like me apparently. It's a rap battle I didn't know that she said T-Pain out to filter her niggas, but whatever Sometime they be like, what's the street time about? Oh, it's a nigga named Carlos Mm-hmm She would at least be like pull his instagram up Then he's gonna say i'm in the pool house I ain't letting that shit go to you in the pool house. You can't even see the paparazzi everywhere. You can't be seen T-Pain she can't be seen right no real niggas That's why she want to fuck with me Paparazzi ain't even gonna know that it's me that's leaving. They can be like Is that the pool guy? He not gonna call you no fucking thing He act like if I get all alone shit, I ain't gonna bring this shit to life for you T-Pain I didn't know you was that kind of nigga He's gonna be on shade room so mad He's gonna be like that nigga Lowe's did it T-Pain shits on comedians He's gonna be niggas in the comment. Look at Lowe's. Lowe's born to swing on Oh, shit You had to come up here and tell me my dreams one shit though, bro I hope you don't get the girl of your dreams, too. I did I did well too bad. We've been Yeah, we've been married for 18 years. Oh, oh you sound so happy. It's so good. Wow Thanks, T-Pain. Here you go again I've been I've been I've been I've been married for goddamn 18 years and we still get different girls of our dreams together Wait a minute. Whoa, stop. Stop. Stop. Wait. I'm stop T-Pain More shit on you Lowe. T-Pain T-Pain Pop pop. Hit you in the foot, jenny Pop pop. T-Pain T-Pain They won't Hold on, wait a minute. One second Pop pop Pop the shit T-Pain Pop in the shit T-Pain Pop pop I see how this is You're gonna let this man come on here and fuck jenny jess Win this wife Hey, but oh man What if what if I done said the wrong shit and it's already his sad chick already or something Oh, yeah You never know this T-Pain Sneaky Yeah That's why he brought the wife of he was like it's two against one bitch sometimes Sometimes I don't be talking. That's all right T-Pain You never know there are other singers in this world. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm You gonna get an illuminati? Nope That was his initiation right there That's what I'm trying to tell you how to get closer to your dreams. That's that's it. No, because then I'm a question like what do you gotta do? Now don't call me tomorrow Hey, the people said The people said all you gotta do I know you're sleeping into some pigs in your backyard. I'm gonna need you to grab a knife for a break Hey loves. Hey loves. Look. I got T-Pain on three way Tell them what the week What would they need a nigga like me for Exactly I don't like how you brought it up like I'm gonna be No I'm just saying if it if it existed would you get in? No, you just brought it up like I'm gonna be able to say no If they were to pose the question you can't you can't decline this They don't just automatically sign you up. They can't just automatically sign you He is First of all it don't exist it don't exist. There's no way now the fbi shit making sense He was trying to play the fbi so he could be like no, this is the real Something so crazy as an illuminati exists. You think they look niggas in there. That's what I'm saying. Why would they want me? I'm just saying if they just started except the niggas like what if they got it a nigga division Yep, maybe right this way mr. Miller Like you're not on this side like what if we really don't have this do nothing We just have to keep doing we that would it be a strategic thing I mean if I was running the motherfucking illuminati, I would want it to be a strategic thing I don't know man. I just I feel like you would join up. I would I wouldn't I just feel like when I don't feel like if you told them no, then everything gonna stop now. I don't know This is a scam like the episode. I know this shit got fucked up at the end I'll be the same bro. You uh, I feel like you joined Why? Man, you just ain't lower my nigga though. I don't think it's lower though I think lower him because he's gonna obviously turn it because the only people they say they're an illuminati are fucking millionaires That's all Apparently in our community because they say jay-z Is how you gonna get you can't bring up hold in this they said jay-z isn't an illuminati. Who is they? Fucking everybody that's doing worse than them I can wrap it in they got the rhyme. Where's how the fuck I ain't a motherfucker It's gotta be the devil these These niggas not even in that shit so they can't tell you who in this Don't ain't nobody in it, but they need reasons to where what some reasons why we're doing better than them I said wait, that was fucked up. Oh you in that shit t pain. I am you said we I'm in it I'm in it. Look at Marvin Gaye looking at you Damn it t pain We didn't talk about a lot of shit and then you bring this up. I don't know what the truth. No, that's fucking Marvin that is That is a 23 year old Marvin Gaye I'm talking about Trader truth in the middle. Yeah That's me. Let's call those the truth I ain't telling you all the niggas man, bro, that's what I'm talking about. Working to 85 so I'm working to everybody to 85 so Goddamn t pain We did it man. So losses in the illuminati everybody so, uh Things are going to change right here. Uh, what is that old crew is white now Just want everybody to know just I don't start playing it for the future I don't tell you this So you see playing what you don't know is joe. He know how to edit shit so good This shit gonna be gone. Oh absolutely. What did they told him to do it and they're gonna watch the whole episode So where's where's uh, where's t pain? Where's our stuff? It's gonna be two dudes in suits that show up next thursday. Stop playing t pain because shit like that are really fucking happy It's gonna be two dudes That's the editor right there in case they're looking for me I'm saying to do with me in a mental health commercial Fuck if something happens to them Two dudes gonna show up next thursday with with suits on Uh, they're not gonna have eyebrows. I can tell you that right now. They don't like eyebrows and that shit So, uh, they're gonna show up. They're gonna say excuse me. Can we get the parts that y'all took out? Or can we get the full version of the footage and then uh, yeah You give it to them and uh Go about your day or not and uh, this place. I'm mysteriously burned down It's making i'll put a heat out on your fucking building. I didn't do anything. I'm just telling you the procedure I'm just telling you the procedure Be careful, man. You did it It ain't me man. I I showed up. I did the right thing I'm doing it. Were you playing too fucking much? The coldest nigga I don't work with Uh, oh sure. No question Perfect pitch Perfect pitch nigga didn't even I tried to put auto tune on it. It was like, hey get the fuck out of my room I can't see why people be shitting on you Usher was like, hey t-pain. I don't think good for shit, man He was trying usher the same way he tried me. All right, I said that was pretty good. Let me put this on Hey, what's going on man? Hey, what the fuck? Hey man, get your No, no, no, no, I wasn't serious right now. He died, he died Theodore Payne The T is short for Theodore No, but it was definitely usher, man. Usher was the coldest nigga of all time, bro Like everything he still is everything I did for him like in the studio I just laid it down and he did it like 80 times better and I was like, yeah, that's that's what I meant Oh my god, bro We could have had the greatest fucking song of all time and his homeboy fucked it up my nigga his um His uh The it was like a producer or a reference artist in there And he leaked the songs that we were doing but one of the fucking songs Was confirmed ready to go until the nigga leaked it and it was me usher and fucking michael jackson Bro, it was bro. It was the craziest fucking thing i've ever seen in my life and then went fucking michael jack Bro when michael jackson team found out the shit was leaking it was like, I don't want to do it anymore What song is it we got to find it it's uh Fuck oh my god. It's not you got nerve Come up. Nope not come on down bro. Just look for t-pants usher and michael jackson because that's what he called it In the fucking Oh my god, the nigga uploaded it from his fucking youtube Wait a minute, wait a minute Hold on so check this out. So you're doing this song with michael jackson What the fuck does michael jackson tell you to do stop playing Bro, just let's just listen to the song. Can we just how could we play this song? But listen to what we would have had T pain we got a uh Michael jackson bro t pain usher and michael jackson. So you do your part what michael jackson said Oh, he's ready to go He's ready to go He's ready to go, but when the shit got leaked it's like I don't want to do it anymore You can't leak the michael jackson trade Bro, this this was this dude biggest fucking deal of all time and this is in my prime I'm in the studio with usher. We writing a song for us and michael jackson And the dude's doing the reference. That's the that's the great That's what that's why he leaked it because he was doing the reference and he was like this is the biggest thing I've ever been a part of now look at his age and I don't even know where he is I made a beat I made the beat and wrote the song and it was me usher and michael jackson This has been the biggest fucking thing in my life This this nigga singing The nigga who leaked the song the nigga who leaked the song that's him singing But I wrote but I I wrote all this. I don't want me Listen to this. Listen to this shit Listen to michael jackson is because this nigga decided he wanted to put his reference out first Rappers won't even have fucking good Wait a minute. So I'm sitting here waiting on michael jackson for He was supposed to do So michael jackson was like i'm just not going to do any more Yeah, it was just done. He was just like Because it was like we recorded the shit on a thursday and the shit came out on a tuesday So it was like immediate. So it was like before michael jackson could even fucking record on the shit He was just like nope Because he first of all is firing the nigga This is busy doing that and we just like said fucking and we recorded like four more other songs. So we were like Usher still hits you back though T pain T pain i'm seeing a pattern. You burned a lot. You burned a lot of bridges t. I can see that I don't see I don't see I ain't here. This is my fault None of it is none of it is t pain You're not good with accountability. I see that I Mean I'm telling you what love's thinking When he started rocking like that and now if it took me a little minute to get him up here You've seen the comment. Hey man. Y'all gotta get a They always ask them about t pain. Wait, wait a minute. Was that my fault? Did I fuck that up? No, I don't know. I mean i'm just saying you know I didn't I just feel like it's coming What what's coming? What is going on? You know what? Alpha team go ahead come on Hey man shut it down No, man, you know how it is man. You're just one of them people that you can talk shit with No, I get it man. I get it trust me dude. Uh, no man, but that's shit like Dude, I we've had so much big shit happen and and you know, I'm we the only people that know about it It just it's man. So many so many things could have happened, but I ain't gonna speak on it too much Just to know that michael jackson fuck with you though. That's that's hard Yeah, I actually went to michael jackson's house after I released 11 days after I released bartender went to michael jackson house He fucked with it. He called us We was on the way to the studio and he called my team and he was like, I want to meet t pain This is the only song i've had somebody go buy a physical copy of in the last four years You should have gotten him on remix I didn't want to I didn't I didn't know what to do You walk into the like bro, this nigga's guest house was bigger than my house. So that's why you assumed that that's what I would be No question Yeah, everybody ain't been over michael jackson house And and when I went I was only in the guest house. You're definitely in the fucking pool house. So take Me and you coming in on different terms You didn't know that okay, so listen, I mean, I mean we just sat in there and talked about fucking cartoons and He wanted you to ask about some music. He had on the dirty diana boots How did you For all the way wait wait first of all, how did you look at that man boozing me like? Oh, shit You knew that nigga boots Type of fantasy Everybody know the nigga boots everybody know them fucking boots t pain. He like maybe that's what all right You tell me All right, nigga, you telling me this nigga got multiple Pair of them boots He warned me because ut pain Nah, I think he was like I think the motherfuckers love keep comfortable as a motherfucker. Are you a drink the bartender? You gotta put on something nice the motherfucker Told his brother grab me some chips is I grab me some first of all what kind of chip we had Get real nigga, ain't it first of all you're real nigga And his voice is deep as shit No, it's the craziest thing I ever heard what the real michael jackson voice sound like What the fuck the real michael jackson voice sound like it wasn't it was between where you think michael jackson is and prince It was in between that it was just like It was kind of like do I have a I don't have deep voice listen, so uh, I think michael's was uh like a So what kind of cartoons are you watching? It was dead pan like that though It was looking square in my eyes. So what kind of cartoon are you? What'd you say? I told the one fucking So you're saying off the real that's what he asked Yeah, that's all he wanted to know. He just wanted to it was like uh, what if you would have said all the wrong Shitting like He took me on the tour of the crib um Show me the crazy pictures. He got he has the he has the only print Of a picture of elvis and muhammad Ali together No, he had the only motherfucking version of it. Nobody else has that picture. Hey, you fucking Right now nobody but he has the he has the the print of the film like he has the The joint like where it came from So shit like that like just showing me crazy pictures. He got he's collecting art What what other shit did he show you man? What other I mean? This nigga got pictures that you would never even imagine. He had an over regulation sized pool table for sure That was not a regular sized pool table. Just seemed like and they got a pool table with the difficulty on hard It was not regular We didn't get to do a lot. I mean his doors the front doors of his houses was taller than this You ain't mentioned nothing about music We didn't all he talked about was now that was the first time he's actually bought a physical cd in the last four years He's gonna say well it worked I'm not saying that to michael jackson, man. What else you want to happen brother? What's going on? I'm just gonna sit here. Then he said uh, he told his butler bring me some chips It came out with the the shit over his arm. It was just regular just regular tortilla chips. Nothing else No salsa no cheese just Regular fucking tortilla chips and eat tearing them bitches up Eat tearing them bitches up and I can't do that. I'm just he's like he wants Not if I You got like a water or something I can Yeah, maybe pour on the chips Two times when you disrespect him We're taking the chips. I didn't take the chips, but Michael Jackson offered you chips with no cheese or no nothing You take them cheap pain. I just want nothing. He let that cartoon shit slide No, he'd know okay. First of all, he said all he watches is Disney cartoons What you think you said some anime shit with a bunch of killing and I said Nickelodeon Nickelodeon Cartoon Network Bro, you was almost the first nigga to make Michael Jackson I don't fuck with Nickelodeon I'm telling man the truth. Amen. I'm not gonna say I fuck with the shit because you fuck with the shit Bro, you with a lot of Michael Jackson. No, bro. I'm telling you, bro. Well, what else you did over there? We probably had eight songs ready to do with this nigga. He got the shit in downstairs. He just ain't said the right shit yet The music is queued up He was no point deep. He knew exactly and then as soon as deep ain't left everybody was like, why you ain't saying nothing? He don't record in the grip. He didn't say he don't record in the grip as far as you know. No, no, I know He didn't take you to everywhere. I know you didn't go to every room T pain. I know exactly where he records I bet you think he'd be able to see that he records at the record plant in LA He records at the record plant in LA. You know how I know because they literally built a room Up above his studio with a window facing the booth So bubbles can chill They literally built a whole another room just for bubbles to lick at him in the booth because bubbles goes crazy If you can't see mic. So check this out. What? I'm not even joking So T pain look first of all my bad because clearly, you know Michael Jackson I I try him that time because I think he got loud. No go there one time I was going over there. I knew he was wrong when he said that's where you're wrong My bad T pain. Here's where you're wrong kid. Keep talking to Michael Jackson You gotta keep his memory alive Absolutely. I mean, he's a great guy. I mean he like there was You know because he kind of living in like a cul-de-sac kind of shaped area We don't know this shit. You say that like we know this walk us down Michael Jackson street It was kind of so it was a cul-de-sac So you're doing server. So like the neighborhood go like this No, so, you know when you I don't know You fucking know when you get to the end of Whoa, what are you doing? Like I've been over Michael Jackson. No, but you know what a goddamn cul-de-sac is All right, this whole house was the cul-de-sac So you get to the end of the street whole shit Michael Jackson house and a gas house on the other side of you that All right, man How far is the gas house away from the big house? It's walkable But you get there faster with a golf cart, wouldn't absolutely no question But in the cul-de-sac as we're in the house we're on like the The further most to the front room That's where all the sunlight is coming in tree palm trees waving outside and um all the All the trucks are coming through them all them tour trucks. I'm fucking like them TMZ like and here's Michael Jackson's house And I'm like Why are you in there? Yeah, you you in the gate bro. Oh, no, it's like hundreds of them Hundreds of them the time we talk it. They're just coming. I'm like You know, there's you at the guest house where fans of motherfuckers on top of the van out there He's like, oh, yeah, you don't even see that anymore You don't see it anymore Oh, yeah Michael Jackson house Heavy like an hour and a half. I was on the way to the studio. So I actually like just had to leave I kept my backpack on I was nervous Conversation you have because keep in mind I went with my whole team, but It's only allowed to be me and him just talking. That's what I'm saying Yeah, but you know every conversation every conversation when it's just two people it comes to that point the way it's like, yeah, that's That's crazy What what you about to do you about uh Time y'all boys going to the to the to the thing later on it's everybody comes to that point like Yep, that is he would have kicked me out. I would have been I would have kept that motherfucker talking all that But you don't want to make you don't want to make Michael Jackson think that you just like there for for Michael Jackson Like he calls you I mean, but he calls you like if you really think about it, man If you really think about how Michael is and how his uh childhood got fucking Strip from him and shit like that. He's really just looking for a friend You know I'm saying so you don't want to just walk in that bitch like oh my god, it's Michael Jackson I'm staying in this bitch. T pain. I'm that friend. You don't do that. You don't do it. You just don't you don't go and You you you don't go to fucking Mark Zuckerberg like bro. Give me money You don't like I'm you don't go to Elon Musk. Give me money. You don't go to Michael Jackson I'm staying in this bitch. I don't know how long He would he tell me that no he had nothing If he say it's cool, I'm staying. I'm already in the guest house. So if I'm over Michael Jackson I'll chill him for four hours. He was like, man, you good. I'm going back and let out He just doesn't want no he doesn't no he doesn't do that. I'll see you in the morning. He don't do that. He don't He don't hit you with the joint he did you like You know If he wanted you to stay he'll say you can stay No, it don't work. No, no, no, no. He'll he'll say you can stay but I'm not going to be here That's that like that. That's even I'm staying First of all, first of all guys Michael Jackson house Michael Jackson Not at all. I got seven motherfuckers packing. I got them. Uh, explore outside. They can't stay. I can't I'm definitely not about staying here. I don't know I don't know how this shit worked. I'm not about to impose on the man I'm not about to overstay my motherfucking welcome. Did you go more than once? No This motherfucking what Michael bro, Mike, bro, I've been waiting to get up with you Yeah, but he died right after that. I couldn't go back Because he was talking about doing music after this shit He wanted to do something No, but he wanted he wanted to say ride to the yard No, he wanted me to go to the studio and send him shit. That was it. That was literally the terms Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm just not saying all the shit we do. I know, man. Yeah, no We're just we're just fucking with you. We're memeing it. We're memeing it make memes man If Michael Jackson, go wash your hands right now Go get go get out. What do you do? Go wash your hands. Oh, yeah, they're gonna fire you there for that Ryan, go wash your goddamn hands Ryan, go wash your hands That's a nasty. Go wash your fucking hands I saw you motherfucker. Go wash it. Don't even tell me what he did. I don't even want to know. I didn't want him to fire him. I saw that shit Amen, ain't gonna tell everybody Amen Yeah, Michael Jackson out the guest house, which is damn so you kind of really didn't even go over there I mean, I did no you didn't I did you went to some property Michael Jackson Yeah What if when you left he was like he was almost close to getting in You keep doing the high voice That's the voice you know man, that nigga What if he was man, this nigga weird as hell. I'm so glad I ain't using my real voice No, bro You know, it was so baby every time every time I every time I'd like meet somebody new or anything like that I always try to Step, you know what I'm saying? I always try to make sure I don't I don't overstep out I don't even want to meet the expectations. So next time when I see you We'll do the shit like, you know, I went and met the fucking the shake of fucking Abu Dhabi It was me flow riding in Tyree's like he made flow riding Tyree's leave and it was like paying you cool I understand you don't even want yet like bro. We sitting in this man Just who got 300 cars And one little building just and we eating dinner like around the car or something I'm like amazed but Tyree's fucking taking pictures around the car a slow rider got his cameraman in there I'm just chilling like this is this pretty cool. It's cool as shit. I'm Tyree He make them up Absolutely, and he make he make them leave he come back in and take off his shit like man T pack I can finally be myself I'm like, all right, cool. Let's do it I don't know what come after this You have a passport, bro But now not but he was the one he was the one that showed me like drifting the shit like He was the one that introduced me to drifting the shit. I'm now I'm now we crazy friends You know what I'm saying? So it was just like you don't you don't step over the motherfuckers You don't you don't overstep you chill if motherfuckers showing you some shit It's the shit they want to show you it ain't gonna be nothing extra Don't do nothing outside of what they trying to get you to do It's your first time eating motherfuckers. Don't add like you bigger to them Don't add like oh, I'm bigger shit in the states and it won't come over there like that, bro You don't you don't go nowhere. You don't go to nobody's shit Thanking you bigger than them because if they invited you to their shit That mean they already bigger than you because if not you'd be like, I know I tell them come to the studio You already Just chill just chill next time You get you you're better friends. You get to talk more. You know each other more You know what they fuck with you know what they drink. You know how to you know what they fuck around with You know how they play pool, you know, they cheat or not in pool because A lot of niggas do So if you would have went back over Michael Jackson house, would you took some chips over there? I probably would have bought my own cheese Because now I know he don't like cheese and the salsa with the shit I'm like well, I got my own and I don't have to ask you for nothing because I won. I know you don't have any That might have been disrespectful. You think I don't have cheese Mm-hmm, so you asked him did he have cheese? No, this is the stupidest shit that has You got some cheese So it might Michael journey, I don't see Well, I would have said to the bug. Hey man, bring me some cheese back. You don't you don't talk to Jackson You don't talk to the bug you're not paying him You you didn't call him in there whatever that motherfucker bring you But you know it's Michael Jackson house. They got everything. You want something? You don't know it See he would have felt like you were comfortable to him like Hey, y'all want something? Michael Jackson knows nobody's fucking comfortable around Michael Jackson. He knows this That's true. This is a norm. Yeah, this is regular to him He's like yeah, have this nigga that just put out a second song coming to my house man What what you want over Michael Jackson house bringing the kid out anybody? Hey, Mike. I rich shit in the courier Los you in the dead T-Pain poor me to the sad. Los you doing too much. Nigga bullshit. We gotta get in the hot Michael Jackson. I already said everybody spend the night The nigga pajamas for everybody and we even candy apples when we get back Last one to the hot apple looser right in there T-Pain, we gotta go to the studio. No, the fuck we don't Mike already said we don't You want to do this shit? Okay, so you're gonna go to the studio? I guess you don't want none of these cookies that we just put in the oven Ain't no butler me and Michael Jackson made these cookies nigga. I'm gonna go to the studio The city said he wanted me to send him. What the hell is that you k? Los you in the dead that shit. Okay five o'clock. Guess what we're doing Yeah, we're watching motherfucker disney moving downstairs in the basement. Guess what the floor is made out of t-pain pillows Back that okay, okay, whatever. It's your first time check my instagram Yeah, yeah, I'm the nigga with the selfie with the giraffe nigga Yeah, you back there in the guest house. Guess what I'm at. You don't you're not you're not up top. Guess what? Now hold up wait. I think we got the cookies in the oven in the guest house stupid Do you smell cookies over here by you? Because I was waiting on them The guest house has multiple floors by the way Yeah, I'm gonna say it was a small guest house. I hate to be that nigga t-pain, but uh, you don't see these pajamas on You just brought up she's upstairs Oh Guess what I'm gonna say next now I'll rate you Come on grab your pajamas So like what's going on or whatever I don't know he talking about the studio and shit Yeah I don't even want to do it. That's what this is. They're gonna be in there saying it won't put nobody on Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey Mike t-pain scared to say something. Tell him you said it was cool for us to stay over here Then you said was that's why you gave us pajamas or shit at least you know That motherfucker statement t-pain was scared to say I want to Loose you gonna get us in trouble because it ain't it ain't a t-pain was scared to say it's t-pain respected you so much He didn't want to just overstay now. He tries to you right t-pain you right, but we could meet us and we don't give a fuck about boundaries I do I do Boundaries we know they boundaries But then nobody stop touching pussy and onyx. I need to tell y'all niggas something real Wait a minute We was having so much fun in Michael Jackson house Wait a minute, we can talk about banners and I wanted to put a PSA out there Man, we was keeping a real neighborhood friendly. We was having races at Michael Jackson house Y'all niggas having races at Michael Jackson house. I was gonna put this on digital I was at the studio making sauce with Michael Jackson. Y'all niggas is at the house The gas house You think you the only nigga know a nigga named Michael Jackson Know a nigga in st. Louis named Michael Jackson. That's a cold ass barber t-pain His crib dope too. He got a pool in the ship We know other niggas t-pain There's no way No way You don't know no dope barbers. I could tell you that right now. You don't know my life Ain't like your shit just crispy. No, it's not it's never that I go for the natural look that way if I just look natural If I just wake up and I need to do a zoom I could just do that And then niggas would be like, yeah, that's on brand That seems that seems like how he looks all the time. I try to just let it go. Just let it go. I came out I know the best barbers. It takes a real skill to cut a bald head Does it Yeah, because most barbers used to cut in half And making it stated nobody's used to cut nobody used to hair cutting hair off Nobody's used to cutting no hair. It's just it's a skill You got this the shit that you do before you graduate you go razor you go like Like the butterfly knife kind of razor. I'm not one of those type of black people That's a that's a type of black person. Yeah Okay, black people who shave with razors don't love themselves I can't take a razor here. I know it's bad now, but you can't do that My shit looked like the elephant man down here. I tried saying you gotta love yourself You don't do razors on your head though on my nothing. Why now because why do you mean why now? Oh, it's just been like that forever. Yeah, I just never did that You sure that that didn't start when you got rich or how's that work? I'm not rich t-bay. You are T-bay you have a I didn't want me to say that in front of you. You do I have a box Work they know what I have they've been to my house. They know what you say. They come to my house periodic It could be like the next to the shadow house Y'all went to the shadow house y'all went to the house to the guest house that they went to the gas house No, they come over there just to me like yeah, he's still doing This is normal. All right, go go go go. Just make sure make sure you get no extra make sure you get no extra vows There's no shit in here. This is love. Okay, man No, my team bro every time they buy something new we gotta act like we don't want that You got a new car man. My other one. I'm on 285 on my way Bruh just so happen. I was riding past the Benz dealership. You had to absolutely need it. Oh my god You're absolutely needed. Man that shit was so embarrassing man. So what a good I'm just sitting there. I'm on the phone ain't nobody but you got the big Benz. I had to That's all I had to I feel like the reason that my other shit broke down because it wasn't the Benz I get it that makes sense. You got to keep the facade going everything that we buy we act like we don't want it Yeah, that makes sense. That makes you cold niggas 2006 Oh niggas, have you all discovered carvana? Tell us about it I bought a motherfucking car 30 minutes at 3 30 a.m Really dude, but I was sitting in the bed Now let me see what this shit talking about because my motherfucking uh production manager production manager had just bought a A bmw off that bass. I was like, no way you can afford that. I gotta check this shit out. That's what you say Now the man said he bought a bmw for 12 grand. I was like, that's a fucking 99 but it was he showed up. It was a new joint. I was like, oh, I gotta check this shit out It's crazy. I'm looking at the shit When I hit on the car that I wanted a timer started and it said if you don't get your car within this time We'll take some money off Obviously, they didn't take money off. I tried to make it take as long as possible. They didn't They wouldn't let it happen. It was very quick. Uh, this seems like an advertisement now. We can cut this But no bro, they just they like ask you your income They ask for your credit card number boom shit comes out of your credit card every month And it's just you just you just bought a car on your phone in 30 minutes And it shows up like three days later Three days three days Couldn't believe it that white man tricky boy That's all you know, he had a different tax break leaving the game sat in it or nothing He dropped this shit on this old casualty like we don't go but you get but you know, it's Standard shit. Yeah. It's a car bro. Like, well, this is gonna feel like you have to test drive it We're gonna go home and get this shit tonight and see what you got You got put your phone down bro. Let's buy one. Let's buy one. Let's just buy a car Let's see. Let's see what we got. I forgot what I was talking about Let's see what you got there If you're gonna show it, you got to show us You still got the app They got your card information on there They got everything on there. I just need to make sure that you know, you don't feel comfortable. I understand Naps, let's go back now so he can open that I ain't know what you see It's a new phone. It's a new phone. I gotta sign back in. It's a new phone. Uh, yeah, no, I gotta sign back in I don't even know. I just wanted to see what's on there, man. That makes sense. That makes sense There's a bunch of shit on there there, man. Tesla's, Porsche's You know what I'm saying? I would have probably bought it if you would be like I got a Mustang off of there. What kind of Mustang bro? Uh GT 500 It's fast. 2020. You like it. It's my new drift car Fuck it fuck it tear it up How's the drip? It's really fucking good. You want to see it? Yeah, I gotta do Very proud of myself Hold on you ought to get a station wagon to drift, bro I want a station wagon so fucking bad because I want to slam that bitch with speakers You should do it. I just want to outdo it. I just want to over fucking do it with speakers But uh, I'll tell you what hold on here. It comes right here. There it is. God damn it. I did it Let me see. You see that? Here we go Mm-hmm. Look at that. Oh, no, that's that's no that's a guy. He was hugging him Which one the blue one had the white one? He had not a white one coming up. He helped me build it He did it all the extra shit on it on the outside Yeah, look at that It must be pretty fucking good at drifting, bro. I'm pretty good. Watch this. All right. That's me. I'm ready to back out That's dope. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? We tried to do racing, but I don't do any other kind of racing So we just say not be more driven. We just said fuck it. Not be more driven We'll make we'll make a new team off of that shit. T-Pain Sign the table, bro Nigga, we're I've been looking for oh, okay. You can have this whole corner I don't even ever you want to sign this table. We're ever, bro. Can I sign it? Uh, You know, never mind Do your thing, bro. Mm-hmm We've been waiting on you to get through the trap, man, and we appreciate you coming. I appreciate y'all back into me, man And just like blessing the whole trap That whole Michael Jackson shit. That's crazy, man You got to be able to house of a legend At the guest house You writing your whole name I think it's drawing a picture, man Theodore That's uh, that's to let them know where to come T-Pain, man. Is that the sign? Why you didn't do all this shit at Michael? He didn't give me a pen He didn't give me a pen and tell me to do whatever I wanted. So You know Right there. I feel like that's proper. I can't wait to tell you my T-Pain story T-Pain. This is my dog, Nav Green Nav Green, this T-Pain I appreciate it He wanted your biggest fan I'm not sure anymore Oh, as soon as you leave I fold the muse. I'm folding That makes sense. That makes sense once everybody see my personality be like, uh, okay, I don't want you to feel like Like uh, like i'm just gonna like do you like everybody else like when this show come out I ain't gonna block you and shit. I'm still gonna follow you I met a lot of great people and you really appreciate that. I know you seen me in there like T-Pain Let's get on the show and use like I'm coming and then you came in so now they know that you're saying that shit anything's possible Guess who we put but like I just want you to know You who I'm pulling up on first, bro I appreciate it. Right because you want something sir. No, I'm good. You shouldn't you wouldn't even tell me I said it, I said it's gone now No, it's it's gone T-Pain. This is done enough for you to even you gotta try it out. I'm straight T-Pain Can we get another you just don't never mind. You just don't want it. No, I do Never mind. Don't worry about it. This is what that was for. Here you go. T-Pain. What is what is that shit? It is it is wine That's good See that's the thing about it though Just like when you when you go over Michael Jackson house, and then he's he wants some cookies See you happen T-Pain, what the fuck bro? Let's make it sure Okay, you ready? T-Pain This is the shit that we're gonna have and for the niggas who don't have none Oh now you were the fuck with this He's just me you want to you want to no, I'm good. Okay. Okay, man. Let me even got another cup You remember you said the one before now see No, right. Ain't no more You miss the man, what would you understand ain't no more cuz bro just no antennas no antennas on the board got there Hey, man, what's what's the name you do you got the sleek name of the new project the new project is called pressure stones um It's dropping this September and This is my last album T-Pain, hold up. Wait a minute. I know Y'all don't give me no shit. I told you I'm not gonna give you no shit I'm saying like that's your last album, but you're still gonna like drop us some shit like every now and then but This album process is for the fucking Vultures Okay, so can they still get like T-Pain features? Yeah. Yeah features fucking singles All that shit, but it's my last body of work. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm still on for this and shit, but it's my last album, bro. I can't It's too much. The game the game is the worst It's the game Yeah, but you got you know when I'm asking for features for motherfuckers that I didn't gave features to The managers hitting me back like uh, well my client is on too many songs right now You talking to the king of being on too many songs about your artist being on too many songs It's so much Like it's just it like that like I feel you like bro. I got a I got a uh a record right now that I plan on dropping in a couple months and the motherfucking artists uh His team is like We can't do no clearance until september What It's like one of the one of the homies like one of the Real like synonymous joy when he thinking me you think of them like awesome kind of shit So it's like so like a nigga who was it like if your nigga was with Eddie Murphy, you think he'll say something One of them type I feel you this is the same. I'm saying we got the same life in a different life. Correct Sure. Yeah. Yeah, you sure that two friends. I want to see you on that boy a little baby do one, man I fuck with a little baby joint. I'll try this anyone, but it was uh, it was mega corny You gotta get on one with a little dirt, too I'm smirk smirk would be a 21 21st average don't like me no more. He don't damn t pain. That's a long list, bro T pain. I'm the only friend that was my fault. I'm the only friend you got left That was my fault. Don't act like you don't hit me t pain. Is it I don't want to say I 21, I know that was my fault. I busted in the studio. I was drunk of shit. I was like, yo Let's do something there with 21 savage, but not Michael Jackson No, I didn't even drink during the Michael Jackson shit. I didn't even try to This is after bartending. I was like, I'm just gonna be stark. So when I get to the Problem boy that boy weirdo. Yeah Absolutely no question Even my security that was at the time afterwards was like, no not My security was afterwards. It was like, yeah, he was weird in there Hey, what do you do? He literally didn't say a word. He just looked at me crazy and and I was like Ew Straight up, you know, I was up and he was looking at me. I was like But what if he see this shit and be like, bro, I ain't know that's who that was That would have been hilarious. So 21 savage. You think so? No, no way. He know He knew exactly what was going on. He really don't I think I announced myself in that bitch, too He probably like I could just see the nigga on Vlad tv name. I'm giving fuck man. I fuck with the Maybe this is good at letting shit go. I'm terrible at that shit. You don't let shit go. No, I'm I'm really bad at that Yeah, for sure no question and because it was fucking solidified by my own security He was like, yeah, he was being weird in that bitch tp I Nicki Minaj didn't get all that you built 21 savage don't like just stand him down. No, see who else we missing. It was one more We fucked up with Mike I got damn us. She tried to put the autotune on us It wasn't even like blatant autotune T-Pain so what So what I'm just letting you know you already on being nice with me Don't fuck this up t-pain. I feel like I got five more minutes to do that. No, I'm just fucking with you good Fuck this whole thing up. Give me a second. Don't put that shit Don't drink no more this goddamn grocery store has won This windix is shit out of hand y'all damn it. No man. No, we got man. You a cool ass nigga, bro You know the industry just a strange ass place. It is and I put you know, I put my whole heart into it Thinking that everybody was as good as me Not talented wise, but you know good as a person hard Yeah, good heart and I trusted everybody to make sure that I put my best for it because I thought if I did that I'm gonna fucking to do that for me. No, absolutely not. I'm just telling people this shit all the time They think that I'm just the crazy you would think because you've been talking to reciprocate the shit that you get You know I'm saying so You know, uh all them years I was telling my wife If I can we if I do all this work and I fucking never see it or the kids I'm telling you it's gonna be A retirement plan that we can go downhill from here And what nobody told me it was just another uphill waiting at the bottom of the last one. So, you know, it was um It was a journey and it was an experience and a learning lesson more than anything Uh, but yeah, I mean just being a good person at all times um It still benefits you it still benefits you don't Let bad people turn you into a bad person still be a good person Uh in spite of the bad people make sure that bad people can't turn you into a bad person because There's still good people looking for other good people out there Which explains all the corporate deals I got which explains all the fucking You know the twitch deals I got Bro, we got a A fucking seven-figure deal coming from the twist right now. You know what I'm saying, right? I don't wait for it You said we and then it's like I'm like shit. I mean I mean my team my team my team is a part of it You know what I'm saying like we this ain't just this ain't just me talking shit It's my team putting in work. It's everybody around me. I didn't know we all was that We got a lot of shit going on I'm saying like seven figures between y'all that's a lot of money I just want y'all team to be even like I got it. I think we got it. I think I'm just saying like there's no comedian over there It's it's one of them. No, bro. Share it. Well break that shit down. I did let some of the comedians get up in there, man Okay, I remember it. Maybe when I come back, I didn't see pay back the second time. I didn't see Hey Hey, bro, you work with all the musicians. I don't want to 200 musicians Whatever t-pain seven. Oh, whatever, bro. I got uh bow derrick. All right, uh Riddick bow. Yeah, he is the boxer bow burman Uh Yeah, okay Full bowman. I ain't seen I ain't seen you god damn do nothing t-pain Eddie bower. Hey mavin You know, what's another great piece of work by t-pain the freak nick monkey? Oh Oh, yeah, uh dj pool What other comedians uh See see love see love see see Rick Ross what i'm talking about rick ross Hello Hey nav, you they don't even forward comedians bruh. I do though slim johnson Who is that slim johnson? Who the fuck is slim johnson? Shut up. Don't help him black jesus shut up Shut up. No, tell me who slim johnson is Slick slick johnson. No, tell me who slick john first. Tell me who slim johnson is didn't tell me who slicked No, don't tell me who slick johnson is. I don't want to know that person Don't no, don't tell me about uh, uh, don't tell me about slim johnson. You know what matter of fact black jesus Who the fuck is that though? What's his name? Yeah You're the johnson in there. Yeah, I see I see that's a johnson in out there. Oh stop saying that. That's not a good The same No, no Nope I'm not gonna help you t-pain Not gonna help you. Okay. Just just give it just don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Uh, yep I see how it is. Chuck Thomas. Yeah, him Chuck Thomas. He's a dump writer comedian. Yeah, Justin Roiland. I know exactly Dan Harmon I'm going crazy. Give me a second sarah silverman. Yep pete weenie Take your tits on the top of my t-pain What you say about this? I didn't want to say this shit out loud It's a stressful show You know, you get it. I did I did, um, uh, brandy t jackson Went before now slim jackson. No See brandy t jackson lately I don't think he's much in the car. Feel me. I don't think he's much in the comedy right now He's like Like what? I'm here to bring the light brother. I'm it okay. You know, hey look. Hey, hey, you know the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the white man You know, uh, it's it's making sure that all of us Uh, that's brandy t jackson right now. Damn. I can't um, I don't think anybody's gonna Break through that. I don't even I really sincerely don't think he's doing comedy anymore What? Yeah, he's he's all the way Koofy That shakey you watch this for real? Yeah, it's I'm just playing. I knew that shit. I seen it Yeah, he's he's uh, he's actually trying to work on a lot of businesses out in india. He got some kind of out of india Yeah, he trying to tap into that that indian mark. You know in india. They just arrested a uh journalist Because he tried to tell people that cow poop and urine doesn't cure COVID It just arrested him for saying it doesn't He shouldn't be talking Stop talking that shit boy Put your ass off the news dummy Yeah, that was I'm trying to tell you damn All right, man security doing the we're gonna cut we're gonna we're doing the cutthroat Yeah, you saw the security like t-pants on me over time What time is it? He's still working off that shit. They need a man. Yeah That's a nice watch, man. Keep doing your thing t-pants. You still got your big ass You still got that still got your big ass chain. I do. I just looked at it yesterday. It was amazing. How's it doing? It's missing a couple things, but you know that was a moment It was a moment We're proud of you got to shut down immediately. The whole ghetto is proud of you t-pants. You think so? I know so I was there What do you think you're gonna be then you're gonna be proud after this after this interview t-pants After this they're gonna love you even more. They like that nigga real nigga, bro He came to the trap and he talked this shit and he went over michael jackson house You don't understand the jewels that you dropped over here. You think they're gonna respect the simping part I feel like t-pants. We we listen to your music, bro. You saying you a simp ain't nothing new to us Especially the part when you say she got me doing the dishes Anything she wants for a kiss not even getting pussy Just a straight kiss whatever you got going on Yeah, you made a whole song about this shit. I did make me doing things I never do Seven anthem You was really simping when you did the ad-lib. You're like This when you was really simping when you was coming in he was like Got a crescendo that thing you draw to draw to draw the inspiration home Don't get it. That makes sense That makes sense. That makes sense. Then you was like, I'm so good Like no you weren't. Then you was doing this shit. I wear my pants below my waist I'm in love with the strippers But I kill all you niggas. I will kill all you niggas and still that's range. That's all I wanted I'll be simping sometimes too, bro. You didn't you didn't want to Nah, he be simping too, bro. She's got a dropper. When his girl get up the pee. He paused the tv That's how much he been simping The episode was without him Oh, shit. That makes sense. That make a lot of sense. Yep. We all simping for somebody. We all simping for somebody. Shout out to that lady daughter, man We all simping for somebody. Exactly. That is that's that's Put that We got space for that I don't know. We all simping for somebody Just make it a rainbow over my head. I don't know We all simping for somebody Joe have that shit just like you want But all that shit gonna be spelled wrong I don't know if Nicki Minaj watched this show but somebody gonna send her that clip somebody gonna send her the clip I still love her. She gonna be like, oh She did hit me back though 84 weeks ago. Hi It's probably a few more in there, bro. Dig deep. I did. I went all the way to the bottom. Yeah Yeah, like niggas were 200 followers. Like I was there You read that bullshit Hey, man, is this the real tp? That was a significant amount of it. That was the craziest thing ever like nigga, you on my page You see what i'm posting If you fall in for pages that do this shit, that's you get a lot of money requests Hey, man, I'm just really trying to get in the music game If you could just send me $9,500. Yeah, I could finish my demo 10 days. Niggas just sent me today. He said, bro Uh, isn't it got like kind of no like I met him in the city I was in and I started following him because he kind of forced me to follow him when he was sitting right next to Um, it happens. Yeah, it was like, bro all I need is marketing social media Some money and a nigga behind me and a chance and I swear I'm gonna make it all I need you to do is tell me what I need and I'm I said nigga, you literally just laid out the list for me I didn't I'm one of the coldest niggas, right? But all the music that like my new shit is in my head I need to get you know, I'm saying I was in the studio recording, but I need to get with a nigga like you You know somebody who got a studio. I need to make sure like walking so I can like at least get somewhere Why I need to get out right so I can let you hear it You feel I swear to God I laid out this I was like, bro You literally just laid out everything you needed to me and I feel like you can just do that and he was like Yeah, but you know in my city, we don't have that shit now. I was like Okay, so you know I'm from Tallahassee Do you know I don't live there anymore because they didn't have the shit I needed The reason I left is because they didn't have the shit I needed I left my city when they didn't have the shit. I'm sure your niggas gonna be Superman, but sometimes you got to let go of the hood if you want to do better. Mm-hmm preach What's it? He ain't gonna mind me. I literally have no idea I can't remember. I just know I met him at a college bar one time Uh, then he was in Huntsville. Then he was like, bro. I'm a single father and I got six kids I can't just up and move and I'm like you You might be Yeah How the fuck what the fuck is you doing you got six kids and all the mamas is gone That's a terrible dick you giving them these ladies. I'm like, bro. I get it. You want to be around your kids You mean tell me too, baby Like I'm not in the business of discouraging nigga, but I'm like, bro You might be a single father sick kid. You gotta leave that nigga to fuck alone You might be you might be you might be in a situation where you can't First but but you gotta you gotta know What your situation is I get everybody is hopeful and I get everybody really wants to do this shit But your situation might not be ideal for what you're trying to do Imagine being a father of six and these kids were like daddy. Did you find a job today? Nope, but I did DMT pain I know he's seen it. It's a step But just not in the right direction Like you eat I guess you thought he was gonna hit you was gonna hit him back and be like But I mean this somebody I've been hitting for years like since I met him. I've been like He's been sending me videos and shit that he's doing. I'm like, you can pay for videos You can probably stop doing that and go grab a crib somewhere else Stop shooting videos, bro. Like and who's this nigga that's you know videos are free Like he gonna send him and then until you be like, bro, just the one just the one and I'll sign you And I'll change your life. I'm not gonna that boy Can't do it. Now when he see this he gonna know can't do it. He's gonna slide He next DM gonna be like damn, bro. You could have just told him You know, I'm not gonna say anything name But I'm just saying bro like you gotta know when you're making excuses and when you actually make it moves You know I'm saying if shit ain't moving as hard as you working you saying I'm working hard every day You working hard every day and ain't nothing happening yet. Nothing you gotta you gotta figure it out, bro Yeah, because now it ain't about you no more and now it's about them six joints You know, it's ain't this ain't your this ain't your shit no more All you had to do was not stand up in it. I know It's hard having having six years. I don't have six years. I ain't even had six. I ain't even had six pieces of pussy It's hard to not stand up in it, but at some point you gotta know that You gotta have you gotta save up for your kids, man. You might you might have fucked yourself on this one. Yeah Start hustling. Absolutely. You got you got a little time before them kids get here to get the money game What's he paying everybody get on the ground? He paying look we got to get the fuck out of here, man. We really appreciate you coming through here. I appreciate you South show team pain now didn't tell Eddie Murphy them about me We out this bitch You low down now you low down photographer bring the photographers, please please by all means please Michael Jackson got the picture Elvis Presley. Yeah What they do? They on that bitch like oh shit Don't you quit? Look now man in the get in the picture Come on, man. Jesus. Let me treat myself Bruh, bruh. Dab them now up in the pig man. There we go. There we go. Look. I ain't even in your shit now Put this on the ground Thank you. I'm praying I'm up, bruh Post that shit. He's like ran in the big brother. He fucking with the movie Ran in the big brother. It's a movie Bruh team pain on food, man. Oh, that was a good episode, man. That was a great episode Magnificent That's fun. That shit man. We turned up. We go to night shift tonight. Oh gee. Yeah, we're on the night shift You good? Yes, sir. Let's get it. We're finna get you locked up locked up in here Man, I might need to make me something to get down Snatch Yeah What you over here doing