 Welcome to the SCP Foundation Standardized Downvote Form 1040-EZ. Disclaimer, this is a joke. Not Standard and should not actually be used in the forums. However, all the reasons listed for downloading things are 100% real. Do not mail this form to the IRS. Do not taunt. Happy Fun Ball. I am downvoting your SCP because check all that apply. You forgot to spell check. You forgot to proofread. You did not read or decided to ignore how to write an SCP. You posted an incomplete SCP to the main site. Your formatting is incorrect. You do not know the difference between it's or it's with an apostrophe, your or your with an apostrophe, or their, their or their with an apostrophe. I am not sure if you know how to write in English. There is a severe deficiency in clinical tone. You appear to have accidentally posted an article intended for the Shark Punching Center, SPC. Self-upvotes are bad form. Don't do that. Note from the wiki. Self-upvotes are no longer bad form. Don't worry about it. If you had posted your idea in the forum, 20 people would have told you not to write it. If you had posted a draft in your sandbox, 20 people would have told you not to post it on the main site. Your SCP is too much like SCP blank and is not written well enough to get away with it. Your SCP is a straight rip off of blank. Your SCP is on the cliche list and is not written well enough to get away with it. You need to send your D&D monster slash artifact slash magic item slash cursed magic item back to the Forgotten Realms. Rape is just not a good SCP topic or effect. Neither is Necrophilia. Your SCP should keep me up at night, but not because I'm wondering when you'll be arrested. There is no hook. Meh. It just didn't grab me. Sorry about that. Your dash J isn't funny. Your dash J is really just a bad main list SCP. Your Keter SCP is just dangerous, not interesting. The description area doesn't describe your SCP. If your SCP appears to be something, it should not actually be that something. I had to read half of your SCP before I could figure out what it does. I read your entire SCP and I still don't even know what it is. You redacted part of the containment procedures. You redacted an entire incident report. Just because SCP-087 did it doesn't mean you should. You redacted your main effect. Just because SCP-231 did it, more or less, doesn't mean you should. You redacted the hook. You redacted other things in a way that is silly. You keep using the word memetic. I do not think it means what you think it means. Your SCP compels people to use it for no reason. Your SCP is just a blank that kills people. Your SCP is just a blank that makes the user crazy, or makes them crazy and then kills them. Your real-life SCP is less interesting than the real thing that it is based on. Your SCP is a lame attempt to explain Katrina, Fukushima, Tsunami in Indonesia, some other real-life disaster. The dialogue in the interview log makes all of humanity look like complete morons. The lack of common sense by all characters portrayed makes me want to light fire to my computer. Your SCP enters a rage state and you are not writing about it visiting New Jersey. The story of how your SCP was found is unbelievable. You included writings translated from an ancient language that somehow still rhyme in English. Please remove the incorrectly edited title, the boring test log, the boring supplemental pages, the non-metric measurements, the law foundation addendum, the tags that you made up yourself, the telekill reference, the crosslink to SCP-173-500-682-914, circle as appropriate. The random or excessive references to clef, bright, gears, rites, kondraki, insert other misused canning character here. The lame joke about sharks and or bees. Your SCP breaks my suspension of disbelief, specifically because of incorrect science, technobabble, anachronisms, the combat scene that should have had yakety sacks playing in the background, an agent finding the SCP on his doorstep in a weird little shop, on the beach while vacationing. Insert other ridiculous story here. Your SCP has a containment area that is a vastly oversized cube, two-dimensional, six-dimensional, made of titanium or other inappropriate materials, excessively specific for no reason. Non-existent, the SCP is allowed to wander around the site. The containment procedures make no sense or are completely inappropriate to what the object does. Your SCP is only uncontainable because you were too lazy to think of something. Your humanoid SCP is an X-man or supervillain, just another D&D monster, a bad self-insert or Mary Sue, something really obvious from another medium in SCP form. Slender man, this means you, using the foundation like it was a hotel, getting what it wants because we wouldn't like it when it's angry. Your picture is a hand-drawn artist impression of your SCP, 27 megabytes and hosted off-site, something another SCP already uses, completely different from what is described in the text, a movie still or some other well-known thing, watermarked, borked, obviously computer generated, too photoshopped, not photoshopped enough, not photoshopped at all, but looks photoshopped.