 Oh, hello. Do you have a warrant to be here? Maybe there's a little bit of... a little grass growing right along here. Some happy little things. I love you. You love me. We all own our own bodies. So marry who you want and do whatever drugs you choose. And when it's time, you can die with dignity by determining your own end-of-life plan. Hi, Maria. Hi, Officer Wankles. How you doing today? I don't have to answer that question. That is correct. I'm recording you. Am I being detained? Nope. Which I can legally do because I'm in a public place. Come back if you have a warrant. All righty. No, you're right. Okay, gumshoes. Carmen San Diego is in a country where socialism failed. That narrows it down to Venezuela, Cuba, the former Soviet Union, Moldova, Laos, Vietnam, Romania, and Gola. So we did some digging into your past. Oh, the suspense is killing me. But we still haven't solved the case, Holmes. Why is marijuana a schedule-one drug? Elementary, my dear Watson. Nixon and racism. What? You okay? I don't know. Hey, man. It's all right. It's all right. We've got qualified immunity. Qualified immunity. It's not for you. It's just for me. I shot you down. I shot your wife. I get to go on with my life. My favorite part is where the character says, I do not want green eggs in ham. And then Sam Iam says, that's fine. You don't have to eat them. That's your right. The end. It's a short book. Here we see one of the last taxicab monopolies struggling for life. Competitors have entered their ecosystem. Do you know what imminent domain abuse is? It's when the government decides the neighborhood of make-believe is better used by a Taiwanese LCD manufacturer. Today we have a real senator. Hello senator. How are you doing? What is your favorite color? I would have to say blue. Me too. Tell me. Why did you sell your stock right before the crash? I mean it's literally just the tragedy of the commons, but they made it cute. And that sound means we're in international waters. I'm going to marry a robot and sell my kidney on eBay. My dearest Rowena, today the district attorney filed criminal charges against a two-door sedan. Carmen San Diego was hiding in a country that contains an American military base. Is she in? Australia. Bahrain. Belgium. Brazil. Bulgaria. British Indian Ocean Territory. Cuba. Germany. Djibouti. Venice. Circle, square, rectangle, war factory. All right Jack, where is your gay wedding cake? I refuse to bake a gay wedding cake and you can't force me to. It's my right. That is your right, but it is my right to kick you off of this show. Please leave. You homophobic bearded meat goblin. I just want enough to warm it up son. I don't want to set it on fire. It's very easy to set it on fire. Well today on this old house we're at the city zoning office because they think our new porch is two inches too close to the sidewalk, which is f***ing bull*** it because their sidewalk is too far away from the street, which they'd know about if they'd read any of the e-mails I'd sent them over the past 18 months. So join us as we waste our whole f***ing day on this f***ing f***ing shit. The premiere of Thomas the high-speed rail has been delayed. Again. And at the 10-bit coin level you receive a handsome tote bag. Very good! What else starts with the letter Q? Space Blazers. Oh! Jarn Podesta and Hillary Clinton had an e-mail exchange about hot dogs. Where do we get these puppets? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and you have arrived to defend your house with firearms. With firearms.