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"Surreal Cereal" (Official Music Video)
a Cugine Studios production
We promise. You'll never look at cereal the same way again..
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Gotta have that cereal, oh
we so serious about cereal, oh
Gotta get your vitamins and minerals, oh
Everytime you eat a bowl of cereal, oh, oh
It's Captain Crunch, in my naval station,
Takin' ova breakfast's all ova the nation.
With the crunch, or the berries tastin both imperial
I'm the Christopher Columbus of the cereal.
I just ova dosed on CTC, that cinnamon toast crunch just got the best of me.
Mix your milk with my crunch, and you won't be mislead,
I'm the greatest thing eva when you get outta bed.
They call me Tony the Tiger, and these stripes can be infective.
Frosted flakes can be so deceptive,
Cuz you think your eating candy and you look down and see,
your getting every vitamin from A to Z.
I'm Count Chocula, who people always double check,
I'll sink my teeth in the cereal, and maybe not in your neck.
So, follow me to the market, and you wait and see,
I'll be charged with cereal murder of the first degree.
Toucan Sam, I got the biggest fruit supply,
Pack a bowl of my loops, and you'll get your sugar high.
Sellin' all my fruit stash all across the land,
You know my fruity loops are tha numba one brand.
They call me a magician, I'll pull myself out of a hat.
I'm a silly little rabbit, that's a matter of fact.
These Trix are just for kids and that's something I won't see,
Oranges, Lemons, and Grape, flavors are the taste for me.
Milk man, milk man what do you see?
(I see cereals greatest hits and they're starin' at me)
We say, Milk man, milk man what do you see?
(I see cereal's deadliest duo just about to speak)
Man, I'm Sonny the Bird,
and I'm Koo Koo for those puffs.
Put my balls in your mouth, and you'll get a chocolate rush.
Try it for yourself and you'll go insane.
The forecast on your lips today calls for chocolate rain!
I'm Lucky the Leperachaun, people look at me suspicious,
They eat me lucky charms and say it's magically Delicious.
I'll catch those darn kids if it the last thing i do,
I need me pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons.